"Is this still false? As the most powerful dragon bloodline, the Frost Dragon has lived alone for hundreds of years and has no interest in world affairs. This time it is so angry that it comes to settle accounts. How can it be false?!"
"Yes, the magma dragon was also spied on deep in the volcano."
"I'm just curious. Forget these two, Biluolong... uh... she's so burly, even the Drilling Dragon doesn't want to be with her... Could it be that the flower-picking thief also likes her?"
"Maybe it's to prove that you are invincible?"
"Well……"
The dragon clan was talking a lot.
Obviously.
The appearance of this flower-picking thief alarmed all the dragon clan.
Even the Dragon King, who was discussing how to eliminate mankind, was alarmed.
"Is this really happening?"
"Yes, and now there is bad news coming out..."
"?"
"Because there is only one person in Yunyi Kingdom who is qualified to appear and disappear in front of these powerful dragons, so they are now suspicious..."
"I???"
The Dragon King's eyes widened.
"Yes, there are rumors that you are gay just to cover up your unspeakable hobbies..."
"Asshole!"
The Dragon King was furious.
This is a humiliation to yourself!
"Who did it?! Have you found out?"
"No... the network address is difficult to look up, but after the sacred dragon's deduction, we got a vague name..."
"what is it call?"
"Zhang Yang."
"..."
The Dragon King has a murderous intention.
Publicity...
snort!
I do not care who you are!
No matter where you are from!
Sooner or later, I will crush you to ashes!
…
And at this moment.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Ward.
Lu Ming was lying on the hospital bed, eating watermelon and blowing on the air conditioner, feeling very comfortable.
Don't mention it, the VIP package in the infirmary is by no means an exaggeration. You can get whatever you want, and there is also a cute little nurse to take care of you.
Hey……
"girl."
Zhang Yang raised his head and said, "I have a two- or three-person movie here about a nurse and a patient. Are you interested in watching it with me?"
"snort!"
The nurse rolled her eyes and left.
All right.
Zhang Yang is very sorry.
Girl, you don’t know what you’ve missed...
but.
The nurse left.
Zhang Yang began to carry out his own public opinion plan again.
It’s not that he is bragging, as a public relations person, he is very keen in capturing public opinion, especially the recent events in Yunyi Kingdom.
Hey.
Because of the invasion of Yunyi Kingdom, they have been controlling it.
After settling the matter of public opinion in the past two days, Zhang Yang discovered a new opportunity, that is, the flower picker who appeared in Yunyi Kingdom!!!
Major social networks have exploded.
nowadays.
The seven major countries have long been connected.
The giant frost dragon is even more popular in the online community! The giant blue snail dragon even has the title of Titan on the live streaming platform!
It's obvious.
therefore.
As soon as the flower-picking thieves came up, things started to ferment.
And our classmate Zhang Yang just added fuel to the flames and started spreading rumors, making some pretty good rumors...
certainly.
This includes but is not limited to opening a vest.
"Hello everyone, I'm the giant dragon. That flower picker not only peeked at people taking a bath, but also... licked them..."
——Comments and forwarded countless times.
"Hello everyone, I am a Titanosaurus. I also met the flower-picking thief. Not only did he attack the female dragons, but even I...wuwuwu..."
——Comments and forwarded countless times.
…
etc.
There are countless similar remarks.
Just this moment.
Only then did everyone realize that the flower-picking thief was not just peeping. The reason why he did not attack the frost dragon might be because it was too powerful...
That’s why it was discovered!
And who pays attention to those weak dragons like Yingying Dragon who were killed?!
certainly.
In order to be more in line with the style of Yunyi Kingdom.
Zhang Yang also specially called the Green Dragon over to learn about the people, local customs and customs of Yunyi Kingdom. After in-depth exchanges between one person and one dragon, they finally figured it out.
"Thanks."
Show gratitude.
There are some local customs that even Green Dragon cannot understand unless he explains them.
"It's okay, customs vary from place to place."
The green dragon scratched his head, "I actually don't understand your human culture. I wish you could help me clear up my confusion."
"you say."
Zhang Yang said domineeringly.
"That's the one."
The green dragon whispered, "I recently visited your human community and often found that humans like to comment on one thing - inserting eyes."
"This...I don't quite understand."
"In our world, this is boudoir fun and only two people can do it together. Why can you in the human world just say it..."
"In your human world...are the folk customs so open?"
The green dragon asked mysteriously.
Zhang Yang:???
Eye insert?
boudoir?
Ganli Niang!
this……
How did he answer this?!
"This..."
"The reason for inserting an eye is actually because humans tend to have corns on their feet, so inserting an eye means inserting a corn there, which means occupying a building."
"real?"
"certainly."
"..."
The green dragon feels weird, but there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
for a long time.
The green dragon was deceived and left.
Our classmate Zhang Yang is focusing on his own plan again.
Various vests and rumors have been released.
hehe.
Considering that this flower picker has a unique taste and kills both men and women, everyone seems to be thinking about it. At this time, Zhang Yang will add something more.
then.
Various former palace staff, former palace HR, and former XX came out and vaguely mentioned that the king often disappeared late at night...
And so on.
then.
Yunyi Kingdom is in complete chaos.
…
And at this moment.
Our classmate Lu Ming also looked at the latest news with a confused face - the daughter-in-law of an emerald dragon is pregnant, suspected to be the work of flower pickers...
therefore.
All Emerald Dragons move out.
It is said that at least tens of thousands of emerald dragons are chasing the flower-picking thieves now...
???
Lu Ming was confused.
Emerald Dragon...
I do not know!
Also, I’ve never seen anything like a dragon or a titanosaur...
"what's going on?"
"have no idea."
Xiao Xiaojian was also confused.
"I'll let Little Fox check it out."
Lu Ming secretly asked Xiaoxiaohu to investigate.
Then……
Silence fell.
It turns out it was another backstabbing from our own propaganda department...
How considerate!!!
then.
Lu Ming contacted Zhang Yang directly.
"President."
"Ask you something."
"You say."
"I've seen your public opinion plan, and it's working well. I won't talk about those things like the roaring dragon. What's going on with the emerald dragon's wife?!"
Lu Ming's face turned dark.
This? He even has a child!
You are spreading rumors...
This is too much!!
"..."
Zhang Yang was also a little confused, "No... I don't have the jade dragon's vest."
"?"
Lu Ming was stunned, "Isn't it your vest?"
"of course not."
Zhang Yang decisively rejected, "This kind of rumor about having a child is too stupid. It can be easily exposed. We are not stupid... Wait, those emerald dragons..."
Zhang Yang also came to his senses.
You are not stupid, and of course others are not stupid either.
If the rumors were true, how could the Emerald Dragons move out en masse?!
so……
then.
Zhang Yang also investigated, and then he discovered to his horror that it turned out that the giant dragon of the Emerald Valley, the purebred emerald leader, used his purebred emerald dragon wife...
A fire dragon was born.
→_→
so……
cough.
Lu Ming: "..."
Zhang Yang: "..."
They already understand.
Is it the child of Lao Wang next door...
so.
This flower-picking thief took the blame for the Emerald Dragon...
It is very similar to the terrorist organization in the previous life. It usually does nothing but is the first to take the blame when something goes wrong. But now, the blame falls on Lu Ming.
Ah this...
Lu Ming sighed, your circle is really chaotic.
Fortunately.
There are benefits to chaos.
Because of the Emerald Dragon's troubles, the entire Yun Yi Kingdom is now turned upside down.
You see, the remaining child is a fire dragon, right? That means the father of the child must be a fire dragon. If so, the legendary rumor...
"Come on, let the rumors start and give our Dragon King a dunk!"
"rest assured."
Zhang Yang is on full fire.
hehe.
I'm good at this.
then.
that day.
"Three Days and Two Nights with the Dragon King", "The Indescribable Autumn with the Dragon King", "The Days I Lived with the Dragon King" and other articles are newly released...
here.
Describe an affectionate Dragon King.
Although he likes the same sex, he is troubled by the inheritance of the royal bloodline, so there are various romances and legends...
at this time.
An ice dragon gave birth to a fire dragon...
"???"
"Did you do it again?"
Lu Ming was shocked.
"no."
Zhang Yang was very sure, "Anyone who takes care of children has nothing to do with me. Our rumors are limited to the Internet, and we will not leave any loopholes like our children."
"oh."
Lu Ming understood.
so……
Another scapegoat.
Look.
Normally, this kind of non-biological thing happens, but now, the legend of the flower picker just happened to appear, and it was a fire dragon, so...
When public opinion ferments.
When all the dragons knew it, there were already six children...
All have fire dragon blood.
then.
Public opinion completely exploded.
Think about it, who can hide from powerful beings such as the Frost Dragon, who can completely transform into a human form, and who has those romantic affairs?!
that day.
The protest army headed by the Emerald Dragon rushed to the palace and demanded an explanation from the Dragon King. The entire Yunyi Kingdom was in chaos because of this incident.
…
"What a miserable dragon king."
Xiao Xiaojian was filled with emotions.
"Isn't it?"
Lu Ming was also very sad.
This is the result of the control of the right to speak.
In the online community, the human world, as the absolute master, can easily manipulate several other countries into applause.
He took a look and found that Yun Yi's country was in complete chaos.
That being the case...
Lu Ming also sneaked into the palace quietly among the team.
He has only one goal - his mother-in-law.
As long as you find this mother-in-law and get some energy to open dozens of random doors into the human world, you're done.
And at this time.
The entrance to the palace.
Our Dragon King is still explaining to the major dragon clans.
"I didn't! I was..."
"It wasn't me! I was..."
"That day I..."
The Dragon King tried very seriously to explain these powerful beings.
pity.
No one believed it at all.
All have children!
Or a fire dragon! Who is that red penis lying to?
It must be your baby!
"My wife said that a year ago, she did feel drowsy and had a dream. She thought it was an erotic dream. She never thought that it was you..."
"Woo woo woo, my wife is too."
"hateful!"
"My wife is such a simple person, yet she was insulted by you like this..."
"Yes, my wife is the same. She is so pure that she doesn't even want to do that kind of thing. After five years of marriage, we have only had sex three times in total. How difficult it is to have children. The result... the result..."
"How hateful!"
"yes."
The more everyone talked, the angrier they became.
Dragon King:???
simple?!
Don’t you think your head is green?
What does it have to do with me?!
"You know, actually I..."
"Bah, I heard that gay people like you like to lie the most. Either you deceive people into fake marriages and make them widows, or you are bisexual... you are a complete scumbag!"
"But I'm not."
The Dragon King cried.
"Only a ghost would believe you!"
"that is!"
"If you have the guts, follow me to the Flame Mountain to see if you have a blood connection with the newborn child..."
"Yes, come with me to the Frost Land!"
"It's better to go to Emerald Valley first."
"no!"
Everyone started quarreling again.
Dragon King: "..."
It suddenly realized that it was a wrong decision to come out and explain to them. No matter how sincere you are, they just can't do it!
Think of this.
Its expression turned cold and turned to leave.
"Want to leave?!"
The other dragons were furious.
boom!
One after another, a breath rose into the sky.
"..."
Killing intent flashed in the Dragon King's eyes.
boom!
Transformed into a dragon, a war broke out.
for a long time.
The Dragon King calmly recovered his figure, with a trace of blood on his body. On the land in front of the palace, there were already huge dragons one after another.
Just this moment.
Only then did people remember what kind of fighting power the Dragon King had!
"Dragon King, how dare you!"
The emerald dragon was furious.
"What don't I dare to do?"
The Dragon King said calmly, "I didn't do this in the first place. If you want proof, go to your wife! See what monster she found for you!"
"snort!"
Finished.
The Dragon King floated away.
Leaving a group of dragons trapped in self-doubt.
…
And at this moment.
The Dragon King went back exhausted.
It was a little confused. It only left Yun Yi's country for a while, and then went to the human world to have a confrontation with Lu Ming. Why did something happen when it came back?!
What child!
What a flower picker!
hateful!
Where did all this mess come from?!
Return to the room.
He looked at the blood stains on his body, frowned, sighed, took off the aura of the Dragon King, took off his clothes, and stepped into the bath.
However.
at this time.
Dragon's True Eye Warning.
The Dragon King's pupils suddenly shrank, and he looked at the ground in horror. There seemed to be something hidden in the shadow of the bath.
"come out!"
The Dragon King was furious.
boom!
Light and shadow flicker.
Another shadow exploded out of that shadow! However, this time the figure was a human figure. The Dragon King recognized that familiar appearance at a glance.
"Lu Ming?!"
The Dragon King was shocked.
"..."
Lu Ming was also shocked.
Mist grass.
He didn't expect to be discovered even though he was hiding in the shadows.
certainly.
At this moment, he glanced over the Dragon King's whole body, and he was a little scared. Fortunately, he didn't faint from the needle, but at this time, he was afraid that he would faint on the spot...
Isn’t this too Enoki mushroom?
so……
understood.
The majestic Dragon King is actually a 0?!
…
ps: Everyone, please pay attention to safety. The weather has been abnormal recently. It feels like there is water everywhere... It's even more watery than me (?°?°?)??