Zi Yuan saw that Lin Tianyou's face was very troubled, and his iceberg-like face suddenly turned even colder, almost freezing the room.
"It's not that I don't want to, but it's simply impossible. You are a zombie, and I am a ghost-catching Taoist priest. One of us is good and the other is evil. Is it possible for us to get together?"
Lin Tianyou said speechlessly.
"Since we can't be together, then you can kill me. Anyway, I'm tired of being a zombie for more than two thousand years. Being able to die is also a kind of happiness. If you don't want to do it, then I will go outside.
I will do what I say when I suck the blood of living people."
As Zi Yuan spoke, she exposed her zombie teeth, showing her determination at the moment.
"Why are you doing this? The living people outside have not provoked you."
Lin Tianyou felt a headache. It would be great if this beauty was not a zombie.
"I just want to ask you one thing, have you touched this place before?"
Zi Yuan pointed at his chest and said in a deep voice.
"Uh... I touched it..." Lin Tianyou's face turned red and he did not dare to look at Zi Yuan.
"I have been a zombie for more than two thousand years, but one thing I have never forgotten is that my mother once told me that only her real man can touch a woman's breasts. Since you touch it, you can only touch it.
A man, otherwise only death can solve the problem, you choose one."
Zi Yuan's tone was extremely firm. After all, she was a zombie from the Warring States Period, and her mind was not as open as that of modern women.
"Oh, it's my fault."
Lin Tianyou let out a long sigh, and then his expression became serious: "I, Lin Tianyou, always adhere to my own principles in doing things. Since I have eaten your tofu, I will definitely be responsible to the end. From today on, I will
Like a real man, I will work hard to support you, and I will treat you as my girlfriend and get to know you slowly."
"Are you sincere?" Zi Yuan looked into Lin Tianyou's eyes and asked.
"Yes, my heart is extremely true!" Lin Tianyou nodded heavily.
Even though he said this, he still felt a little regretful in his heart.
Originally, he came down the mountain to pick up a girl from the city, but before he could pick up a girl from the city, he first picked up a female zombie from ancient times. It was really dumbfounding.
"Chen Xinwen still owes me a touch, Wang Binglei still owes me a date, and even You Xiaoran, who I want to pursue, can only think about it now and can no longer take action. I really want to cry."
Lin Tianyou felt very bad in his heart, because with a girlfriend, he could no longer flirt with girls as he pleased.
It wouldn't matter if this girlfriend was a human being, but she was a zombie. In the field of exorcism, he had heard too many stories about human-ghost relationships and human-monster relationships. Those relationships sounded beautiful, but they were all the same.
It ended in tragedy.
Lin Tianyou didn't want to end up in tragedy, so he felt a little annoyed.
Just as I was thinking about something, I suddenly felt a soft feeling on my neck.
It turned out that Zi Yuan's hand stretched out and rested on Lin Tianyou's neck.
Her hands were very white and tender. Just placing them on his body made Lin Tianyou's heart beat faster.
"You, what are you going to do?"
You know, Lin Tianyou is only wearing a pair of boxer briefs, and being teased by a female zombie with such ambiguous movements is a very dangerous behavior.
"According to the customs in my hometown, you are my man now and you need to kiss me."
As Zi Yuan spoke, he moved his body closer to Lin Tianyou.
"Kiss, kiss, kiss?"
Lin Tianyou's head was a little dazed. Zi Yuan's face was beautiful, and so was his mouth. Even the two zombie teeth had a strange beauty to them, but if they really wanted to kiss, the pace of development would be too fast.
"You don't kiss me, do you dislike me?"
Zi Yuan seemed to be very sensitive, and her soft arms immediately turned cold as her voice sounded.
Now Lin Tianyou no longer feels electric shock or numbness. Instead, he feels as if there is a piece of ice on his neck, which is so cold that he is almost trembling.
"Isn't it okay for me to kiss you? But before you kiss me, can you put away your zombie teeth? I'm looking at you."
Lin Tianyou looked at Zi Yuan's two zombie teeth that were as sharp as daggers and said in fear.
Upon hearing this, Zi Yuan was silent for a moment and then took his hand back.
"I'm a zombie now, and I don't have to abide by the customs of my hometown anymore, so let's forget about it."
Perhaps it was because Zi Yuan looked a little sad, which made Lin Tianyou feel a little uncomfortable.
He took the initiative to take a step forward and said: "What's wrong with the zombies? They haven't changed from human beings? It's okay, just kiss me! I don't care so much!"
After saying that, Lin Tianyou pursed his lips and closed his eyes, as if he was waiting for a kiss.
Zi Yuan's phoenix eyes kept looking at Lin Tianyou's face, and she was sure that Lin Tianyou was not pretending, but really wanted to kiss her.
At that moment, her cold face showed a slight trace of melting, and she said: "We can kiss you later. I just drank human blood before I came here, and I haven't rinsed my mouth yet."
"Uh...that's it. That's really a pity..." Lin Tianyou said regretfully.
Lin Tianyou is a very adaptable person. At the beginning, he felt that it would not be good to have a female zombie as his lover, because the ending would definitely be a tragedy.
But soon, he changed his mind.
The reason is that even if his girlfriend is not a zombie, his ending will still be a tragedy.
Because God is always thinking about destroying him with thunder, so for Lin Tianyou, he is jealous of God anyway, so what does it matter if he has another zombie girlfriend?
Maybe tragedy will not happen in the end? This is all possible.
I chatted with Ziyuan for a long time at home.
Lin Tianyou discovered that Zi Yuan was actually a very traditional woman, and her gentleness and thoughtfulness could be seen in her words and deeds.
As for why she feels so cold now, it is also because she has been a zombie for too long, is lonely, and is receiving strange looks from others.
At night, Lin Tianyou felt a little worried, because Zi Yuan didn't seem to be planning to leave, but wanted to live with him.
We have just become lovers, are we going to live together without shame?
Although Lin Tianyou was looking forward to such a life, he was still a little embarrassed.
"Otherwise, you should go home first. After all, our relationship develops too fast. It's a bit like a dream. Let's take it slow first."
Lin Tianyou suggested.
"I'm a zombie and have no home. You don't like me staying here, do you?" Zi Yuan replied expressionlessly, but Lin Tianyou could hear that there was some displeasure in her tone.
"Okay then, you stay, I'll let you sleep on the bed, and I'll sleep on the floor."
Lin Tianyou finally compromised and agreed to Zi Yuan staying here.
"No, let's sleep together. I don't want my man to sleep on the floor."
One...sleep together!
Lin Tianyou almost had a nosebleed, this girlfriend was a bit too exciting.