Chapter 216 The automatic invincibility buff given by the consciousness of the universe?
Ye Chui climbed to the top of a tall building, stood on the top and looked down.
The cars driving on the ground in the early morning were like small insects. Ye Chui took a deep breath, although he found that he didn't actually need to breathe in this world. He calmed himself down, then he opened his arms and jumped down from the building.
He felt the rapid speed of his fall, the wind howling in his ears, and the howling sounds soon became one... huh?
The speed of his fall suddenly began to slow down, and finally, blown by the strong wind that blew up from nowhere, he fell to the ground at an almost slow speed. Not only did he not suffer any damage, he also had a wonderful feeling of floating and flying...
Ye Chui climbed up the building again unconvinced and continued jumping down.
Landed safely.
"..."
I think this is so fun. How can I break it?
It seemed that committing suicide by jumping off a building was not feasible, so he planned to try cutting his wrists or something. His current physical fitness was slightly stronger than that of ordinary people, and he was not immune to injuries from sharp weapons.
It was early morning. Ye Chui found a nearby grocery store. The store was not open in the early morning. Ye Chui broke in and found a fruit knife sold here. He pointed it at his wrist and stabbed it... Click, fruit.
The knife broke with the sound.
It wasn't that Ye Chui's arm was stiff, but that the fruit knife was a shoddy product and it suddenly broke.
Then Ye Chui picked up some kitchen knives and scissors one after another to experiment. These dangerous items seemed to be intact, but as soon as Ye Chui picked them up, they would immediately turn into fake and inferior products.
One time he picked up the scissors. The scissors were wrapped in cardboard. Ye Chui tore the package open with a squeaking sound, and the scissors were also torn in half.
"It seems that anything that I touch that can hurt me will automatically turn into inferior products... This is the cosmic consciousness of this world." Ye Chui couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
He returned to the community where he lived in frustration, climbed into the window and entered the room. His clothes were still a little wet, so he changed into clean clothes. In the process, he thought about how to kill himself perfectly.
Several previous experiences have proven that he is unable to do it on his own. He cannot even commit suicide based on his personal wishes, as it will be interfered by the consciousness of the universe.
Is this... a passive invincibility buff?
"It seems that we can only use other people's hands to do it." Ye Chui thought in his heart. He thought of those people imprisoned in the mental hospital. "Those guys are all projections of my enemies. They should be extremely resentful of me. They will be there later."
Go to a mental hospital and let them kill me!"
Ye Chui had just changed his clothes and was about to leave when his stomach suddenly growled a few times. Ye Chui frowned and felt a little tired mentally. He was sleepy and hungry now.
Originally, Ye Chui was already in the superhuman category and would be fine without eating or sleeping for several days. However, in the world of imagination, his physique returned to that of an ordinary person, and he still felt hungry and sleepy.
"If I don't eat or sleep continuously, will I burn myself to death?" Ye Chui's heart brightened, and then he shook his head, "In that case, I don't know how much time it will take. It would be too painful, even if I really die.
Entering the limbo space... probably hundreds of years have passed there."
Just then there was a knock on the door, and Ye Chui's mother Zhang Yun's voice said: "Has Chui'er gotten up yet? Get up and eat quickly. You have to take Cuihua to school today."
"Get up..." Ye Chui said calmly, and as he left the room, he made up his mind to eat first, go to school later, and take the opportunity to take a nap during class in the morning to replenish his energy.
Seeking death also requires energy, especially now that he is fighting against the consciousness of the universe and seeking death.
After breakfast, Ye Chui left home with his classmate Elizabeth Cuihua and headed to Longxi Town No. 3 Middle School together.
Cuihua followed Ye Chui all the way, looking at the surrounding "big city" scenery with some novelty and expectation, and asked Ye Chui some questions carefully, as if she was treating Ye Chui as her master.
This made Ye Chui couldn't help but sigh in his heart again.
After he turned the little fox Da Shui'er into a ring spirit, although he could control the little fox's life and death, after getting along with him for a long time, the little fox also found that he was not the kind of person with a deviant and irritable personality, so he became much more courageous in front of him, often
A few words of complaint, but there is no sense of being a slave at all.
Ye Chui actually liked the little fox's personality, but occasionally he felt that it would be better if the little fox was more submissive... Now this feeling was projected onto the student Cuihua in front of him.
Judging from Cuihua's appearance, she would probably obey Ye Chui's words immediately because she was afraid that Ye Chui would send her back to Niujia Village...
"Brother Ye Chui." Cuihua suddenly lowered her voice and said to Ye Chui, "Have you noticed that someone seems to be following us secretly?"
"Is someone following you?" Ye Chui looked back.
I happened to see Xiaomei, the class beauty, retracting her twin-tailed head from the corner of the wall.
"Well... don't pay too much attention to it, it's normal." Ye Chui said with some sweat, and continued to walk to school.
Xiao Mei in the corner poked her head out again, her eyes as cold as knives looking at Cuihua who was following Ye Chui, her white jade-like teeth bit her fiercely, her cute little face had a hint of blackened expression.
breath……
This person is not only a nymphomaniac, but also a yandere!?
Ye Chui brought Cuihua to school. The beautiful and charming Cuihua immediately attracted the attention of many people in the school and there was a lot of discussion. Ye Chui brought Cuihua to the office. When he entered, he saw teacher Lan Ying'er preparing lessons.
Lan Ying'er is the head teacher of Class 3, Grade 1.
Seeing Ye Chui come in, she immediately showed a somewhat angry expression. Yesterday, she saw Ye Chui going to fight with the female gangster Ao Jiao.
"She is the transfer student of our class, Elizabeth Cuihua." Ye Chui briefly introduced the nervous Cuihua next to him.
Lan Ying'er obviously knew that it was Cuihua. Yesterday, Ye Chui's father had already completed the admission procedures. Although Niu Cuihua was registered at that time and now her name has become Elizabeth Cuihua, Lan Ying'er didn't seem to feel anything was wrong.
She kindly pulled Cuihua to her side, asked her some questions with concern, and finally pointed at Ye Chui and said to Cuihua, "Ye Chui is your cousin? Don't imitate your cousin in the future.
You have to be a good student..."
Cuihua nodded in agreement, but was worried that Ye Chui would peek at Ye Chui if he was unhappy.
Ye Chui rolled his eyes, turned and walked out of the office.
Lan Ying'er was from the alliance, and she was projected into Ye Chui's mind as a school teacher. Ye Chui was a student, and the teacher was responsible for managing the students, so this identity was quite suitable.
And she always wears a blue uniform, and under the uniform skirt is a pair of beautiful black silk legs...
Ye Chui doesn't have much love for uniforms and black stockings, but as for the profession of teacher, he was punished too much by the teacher when he was in school. Although he occasionally had some inappropriate thoughts towards the beautiful teacher, he always kept a sufficient distance in his heart.
This feeling of being able to watch from a distance but not to play with is indeed very appropriate for the blue Alfa and Lan Ying'er.
Lan Ying'er herself is quite beautiful, and with the way she looks in awe of Ye Chui, she probably won't refuse any request for harmony, but when she thinks of the blue Avatar, Ye Chui suddenly loses all interest.
Back in the classroom, Ye Chui came to his seat, fell asleep as soon as his head fell.
Before class started, Lan Ying'er brought Cuihua to the class and introduced the transfer student. The atmosphere in the class was lively, and Ye Chui lay on the table and fell asleep.
The whole morning passed in a hurry.
The middle leaf wakes up several times.
When I woke up for the first time, I was in a math class. The math teacher was teaching everyone how to use probability to calculate other people's cards in Landlords...
When I woke up for the second time, it was a Chinese class. The Chinese teacher was explaining a text about a pharmacist or a dou sect. There was a line of big words on the blackboard behind him: Thirty years to the west of Hexi and thirty years to the east of Hedong. Don’t bully young people into poverty!
When Ye Chui woke up for the third time, the class turned into a music class. A female teacher who looked like Zhao Benshan was sitting in front of the electronic keyboard, playing and teaching everyone to sing: "The spring breeze of reform blows all over the face..."
When the last class in the morning was about to end, Ye Chui woke up completely. He wiped the saliva from his mouth and found that this class was an English class, and the English teacher was telling the love story of Li Lei and Han Meimei.
"..."
Listening to the English teacher's story about Li Lei and Han Meimei, Ye Chui sighed in his heart. Everything the teacher taught in the world of imagination came from Ye Chui's own knowledge reserve... It seems that everything he learned when he was in school was
I forgot all about it.
This is a sad story.
After the English class, it was time for lunch break.
During this period, there are two or three hours for the students to eat and lie down on the table to take a nap. Ye Chui feels that he is in good spirits after sleeping all morning, but he is a little hungry. There is a cafeteria in the school, and the students themselves are also
You can bring lunch. Ye Chui thought of going to the cafeteria to eat something first.
Cuihua became familiar with the students in the class after a whole morning, and she walked to the cafeteria with a few people, so Ye Chui didn't need to pay much attention to her.
When he stood up and prepared to go to the cafeteria, class beauty Xiaomei suddenly walked up to Ye Chui, put a lunch box in front of Ye Chui, and ran away with a shy look on his face.
"Forehead?"
Ye Chui opened the lunch box, which contained carefully cooked meals. He also used tomato juice to draw a heart-shaped pattern on the white rice... Is this a love lunch?
At this point, some students stayed in the classroom for lunch, gathering together in twos and threes.
Ye Chui happily picked up the love lunch Xiaomei gave her.
The female gangster Ao Jiao and the sissy Li Jianguo were also sitting in the back row of the classroom eating lunch. Halfway through the meal, an outsider walked into the classroom with a lunch box. Ye Chui took a look and couldn't help but be stunned. He saw this person wearing a t-shirt.
He has red hair, but his appearance is particularly vicissitudes of life. He looks to be at least forty or fifty years old, and he looks nondescript. The most important thing is that this person turns out to be the dragon team member of the Dragon Soul Group who has the special ability to summon game characters. He often
Ting.
Seeing Chang Ting's appearance, several students sitting next to Ye Chui whispered.
"What's going on with this guy? Is he a school teacher?"
"No, he is a senior high school student in our school."
"He is a student...he looks too anxious."
"You don't know this, right? He is the backbone of the Dragon Soul Group in our school. In order to maintain the Dragon Soul Group, he resolutely refused to graduate in the third grade of high school. It has been more than twenty years now, and he has been named
The most familiar face in our school, when a new teacher comes, I always ask him for the inside story."
"Why is he so powerful? What's his name?"
"Not many people remember his real name. They only remember his nickname, Dasha Ting."