As soon as the young woman dressed in a fashionable fashion finished her "hum", a middle-aged man in his thirties or forties came over. The man had a big belly, a shiny face, and wore black-rimmed glasses.
He had a caring smile, but there was no trace of bookishness at all. Instead, he had a strong animalistic air. To say animalistic was a compliment to him. The look in his eyes when he looked at women was filled with overflowing desire.
"My dear, he's looking after me!" the woman said coquettishly. The sound was so lethal that the man's bones went numb and he suddenly collapsed.
However, to Lin Kun's ears, there was a greasy, artificial smell. Lin Kun couldn't bear it, so he stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and retched.
"vomit……"
The sound was neither loud nor small, but it was heard by the man and woman opposite and the waitress next to them. The waitress obviously pursed her lips and tried not to laugh, but it looked like something else.
It was hard enough and my face turned red.
"you!"
The woman started to stare at Lin Kun, with a look of reluctance on her face. Smiling is very damaging to men. You are so openly disgusting, it is simply provocation and insult!
Ta-ta-ta...
The woman stepped on high heels and walked towards Lin Kun. She had a strong aura, but the most lethal thing to Lin Kun was the strong smell of perfume on her body. It almost made people faint. This
He beat the perfume seller to death, so why not apply so much perfume all over his body, it's almost like taking a shower with perfume.
"What do you mean?" The woman pinched her waist with one hand, her big eyes covered with thick smoky makeup stared wide, and she pointed at Lin Kun with her other hand and asked accusingly.
"Yeah, what do you mean?" The man also came over and stood with the woman next to him. It was funny enough. The woman had a pretty waist and long legs, but this guy was pretty good, with a straight figure.
Big belly full of fat, short legs.
The woman's expression is fierce. At any rate, her face doesn't look too bad. The makeup is a little too thick and she looks a little disgusting, but we have to admit that she is a beauty.
But this man, with his fierce look on his face, is really hard to swallow. It’s not wrong that this guy is ugly, but he behaves so arrogantly when he comes in front of me. It’s like carrying him in the middle of the night.
Lantern goes to the toilet and looks for shit!
However, Lin Kun really didn't intend to argue with these two people. At the end of the night, he first encountered a stall at the McChicken Chicken Restaurant, and just now he met Manager Zhang who barked three times upstairs in the shopping mall.
, he was puzzled, why was he so unhappy today? Could it be that he didn't read the almanac before going out and met a fool?
The world is so big, there are idiots every day, but there are really two people like these, but what does it mean that he always encounters them? Is it possible that God is giving him a chance to fight monsters and upgrade?
But looking at this strange pair of men and women in front of you, you really have to deal with them. You don’t have much experience, right?
Let’s not talk about this woman, let’s just talk about this man. He looks elegantly dressed, but his whole body smells like an animal. Just his big belly, short legs, and the gold chain around his neck. He looks like a nouveau riche at first glance.
Or simply the second generation of an upstart.
We, King Lin Dabing, have seen a lot of people like this, and have dealt with them a lot. He is too lazy to do anything anymore. It would be a waste of energy to fight with this kind of people.
Let’s talk about this woman, she’s pretty, sweet and pretty, but she really thinks she can conquer men all over the world? Does she really think she will be the focus of men’s attention no matter where she goes? But
Don't be naive. Most of the men's first reaction when they see this kind of woman is not just an instinctive hard-on. They want to press her under their bodies and fuck her, but they also encounter such a tasteless fat man in front of them.
Only then will she be regarded as a treasure.
Wearing little stockings and a cotton vest on a cold day, do you really think that you are a non-mainstream person that everyone loves? You think that you have a princess-like air all over your body, but in fact you are just a bitch.
Why……
Not much to say, facing the two people in front of him, Lin Kun was so worried that he had black lines on his forehead. He didn't want to look at them anymore, so he decisively slapped his forehead and looked away.
"Hey, you're quite weird. You offend someone and just want to get it done without saying a word?" The fat man touched his shiny forehead and said to Lin Kun angrily.
In his opinion, this is a good opportunity for him to show off in front of women. Only in this situation can a hero save the beauty and move the woman's heart more thoroughly.
Lin Kun was helpless, but since people are so virtuous, if we continue to tolerate it, won't we end up being bullied by idiots? He raised his head and looked at the fat man helplessly and said: "Brother, you are so awesome.
Who the hell gave you this bad habit!"
"you……"
The fat man stared and wanted to speak, but Lin Kun waved his hand to interrupt and said: "Let me finish my words first. This woman next to you is like a treasure in your eyes. She is full of hormonal temptations. I guess
You are the only one who has this idea. Others regard her as a venting tool at most. Judging from your appearance, you should be quite rich. As for following this woman's butt like a pug and licking her, isn't it disgusting? "
"You, how are you talking? You!" the woman screamed for life, grinning as if she wanted to fight Lin Kun, "You look like a loser, why do you say that to me? Believe it or not, I asked Brother Tao to find ten
Several people came over and chopped you to pieces!"
The man also stared and said: "Huh, you are so skinny, you look like a poor old loser. If you can't eat grapes, you will say the grapes are sour. With your kind of character, you will only be able to marry someone in your lifetime."
You are an ugly daughter-in-law. It is not wrong for you to be jealous of me, Brother Tao, but you hurt my baby with your words. You must give me an explanation today!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."
After the two of them finished speaking, Lin Kun smiled and said to the fat man who claimed to be Brother Tao: "Brother, you have lost your momentum when you say this. Why are you talking so much useless stuff? If you really have the ability, take it out right away."
Use your cell phone to call a dozen people to kill me."
"you……"
The fat man wanted to speak again, but was choked by Lin Kun's words, "Shut up first!"
Lin Kun turned his eyes to the woman and said with a smile: "Sister, looking at your figure and the pungent smell of perfume, I guess you have some bad smell on your body that you want to cover up. Let's not talk about what's wrong with you.
Say, the man who has vented his anger on you must be above a slap in the face, don’t dare to do it, don’t take it seriously.”
"You..." the woman wanted to retort.
"Five?" the man added, and then yelled at Lin Kun: "Don't be so slanderous. Before Xiaomei and I, we only had one unfortunate relationship!"
"You're such a pig!" Lin Kun scolded the fat man unceremoniously: "I said fifty!"
"hold head high?"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, but the woman next to him had an ugly face. He wanted to refute, but Lin Kun gave him a look, and she immediately felt guilty and lost her confidence.
"You, you are such a slanderer!" It was rare for a woman to be attracted by a rich man, but the woman still had the courage to retort, pointing at Lin Kun and shouting: "You just can't find a beautiful woman, you are jealous!"
As soon as she finished speaking, a woman walked in from the door of the children's clothing store. She was dressed simply and had long hair tied behind her head. But as soon as she entered the door, she seemed to have the function of a magnet, focusing the attention of all the people around her.