"I just think that they should be fatter. They are like pieces of paper, and they don't feel anything if they throw it away."
Lin Kun finished speaking with a smile, picked up the cup and took another sip of wine.
The expressions on Long Daxiang and Bazhi's faces were slightly stunned, and then they burst into laughter. The two of them also picked up their cups, touched Lin Kun for a moment, and said, "Come on, let's go!"
The meal was added together and it cost less than 200 yuan. The three of them had enough food and drank enough, and walked out of the restaurant.
The three of them arrived at the parking lot, and then the question came. The three of them had drunk a lot of alcohol just now. After drinking a dozen beers, they called several dozen times one after another. Otherwise, this restaurant was really affordable, that's it.
It cost less than two hundred yuan to drink.
Who drives?
The three of them looked at each other, and Lin Kun smiled and said, "Or why the three of us should call us a designated driver."
Long Daxiang said: "I think it's OK. Now it's great to check drunk driving. Don't make trouble for yourself, so you can save trouble."
Ba Finger slapped, "What are you looking for? I didn't drink too much. You both went to the back and sat down, I'll drive!"
Lin Kun didn’t drink too much, and Long Daxiang was fine, but Bazhi drank the most tonight, and he was a little bit floating.
Eight Finger is a stubborn temper. Lin Kun and Long Daxiang said just now, it is really to avoid trouble and develop a harmonious society. No matter how awesome we are, we cannot cause trouble to the people. If we are caught by the traffic police who are being investigated for drunk driving.
If you are away, isn’t that causing trouble for yourself? This is not in Liaojiang Province, and everyone is familiar with you. It’s okay if you say hello.
Eight fingers sat directly into the driver's seat. Long Daxiang turned around and looked at Lin Kun, "Brother Kun, do you dare to take this car?"
Lin Kun smiled bitterly and said, "You said if we don't get in the car, will he come down and beat us up?"
Long Daxiang said with a serious expression: "From my understanding of my starlings, I can!"
Lin Kun smiled and said, "What's the point? Get in the car."
Long Daxiang gritted his teeth secretly, "Brother Kun, I have another problem."
Lin Kun turned around and looked at Long Daxiang and said, "Why are you so many problems?"
Long Daxiang raised a finger and said, "Just one question... Are you sure we are not taking the car with our lives?"
Buzz...buzz!
As soon as Long Daxiang finished speaking, Bajie had already started the car. He put the big foot on the accelerator pedal. The car made two low roars, immersed in the dim night, like a drunken roar.
lion.
"Kunzi, Daxiang, why are you two chaotic? Get on the bus quickly, I'll take you to experience what a speed is...ah, no, feel what a stable and stable thing is." Eight fingers rolled down the window and waved their hands.
Hear.
Lin Kun smiled and said to Long Daxiang, who was already sweating coldly, "Remember to face yourself with a commercial insurance when you look back."
Long Daxiang wiped his cold sweat and said, "In the future, I will not drive anymore if I drive. Even if I drive, I will have to invest huge insurance... I don't have a wife yet!"
The two got into the car, Lin Kun sat in the passenger seat, Long Daxiang sat in the back row, and eight fingers reached out to ask Lin Kun for a cigar, lit it, and put it in his mouth, and kicked the gas throttle under his feet.
The SUV roared and jumped out.
The dark night, beside the bustling street lights, was like a young woman with a faint smoky makeup, and her eight fingers drove her car very fast. Lin Kun felt relieved that this guy didn't drive the car into an S curve. If it were
In this case, he would definitely let Bazhi stop the car immediately.
At critical moments, your own safety is one aspect and cannot endanger the safety of others.
I am really afraid of anything I come to. The car is only two or three kilometers away. There is a Luka check for drunk driving at the intersection in front.
"My day!"
Ba Feng cursed outside the car window, turned to look at Lin Kun and Long Daxiang, and said, "What's wrong with this? rush over?"
As he said that, he stepped on the accelerator under his feet twice. If Lin Kun and Long Daxiang were not in the car, or if they nodded, they would ensure that Long Daxiang could rush around the green belt in the middle of the road next to him.
Lin Kun took a look at the situation behind and said, "Forget it, let's go back, it's a bit too direct to rush over."
Bajie hung upside down and was about to reverse the car. Unfortunately, a car drove over from behind and honked the horn twice. As soon as the horn was pressed, the traffic police patrolling in front immediately noticed it.
The situation here.
Needless to say, there must be a problem if you reverse the car when you check for drunk driving.
Two traffic police immediately walked over with a look of vigilance. One of them was holding an alcohol-testing instrument in his hand. When Bajie looked at it, he immediately cursed: "Damn it, this..."
Lin Kun smiled wryly and said, "Brother, I said I would find a designated driver, what can I do now? But don't worry, even if you go in and detain you, Da Xiang and I will go to see you."
Long Daxiang also laughed, "Brother, I will bring you delicious food, how about pork head meat and Laobai Dried."
Baqi turned around and cursed at Long Daxiang, saying, "Boy, have you been with Kunzi for a long time and you are so naughty... Kunzi, I don't care. If I go in, you
I have to find a way to get it for me.”
Dongdongdongdongdong...
The traffic police knocked on the car window and looked at the three people in the car with a vigilant look on their faces.
Eight fingers rolled down the car window, and saw that the traffic policeman standing outside the car window had a wrinkle. The smell of alcohol in the car was too strong.
"How much have you drunk?" the traffic policeman asked with a cold face.
"Not many, the three of them are only about forty bottles." Baqi grinned, and this guy looked proud.
"What, more than forty bottles!?"
The traffic police's forehead suddenly turned dark. He had been enforcing the law for many years and had seen any drunk driving, but he had never seen such an honest person.
Generally speaking, when people who are drunk driving, they all want to fly with their wings, or simply refuse to admit that they are drinking. This guy in front of them is so good. Not only does he drink, he looks quite proud.
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"Come on, test it." The traffic police didn't say much, and handed the instrument to Bazhi's mouth. Bazhi was quite cooperative. As soon as he aimed it, he exhaled slightly and the alarm sounded immediately.
The traffic police blackened his forehead and said, "You are suspected of severely driving exceeding the standard and driving. Show your driver's license and driving license immediately."
"No." Eight fingers replied frankly.
"No!?" The traffic police felt incredible. Seeing that this guy was drinking a lot, he rushed to Lin Kun in the passenger seat and said, "What's going on?"
There is definitely a driving license in the car, but Lin Kun really doesn't know if he has a driving license, so he has never seen him take it.
Lin Kun looked at Ba Finger and said, "Brother, cooperate with the police. Do you have a driver's license? If you have one, take it out."
"Wait."
Eight fingers reached into their pocket and touched them, but they took out a small notebook, but unlike our Chinese driver's license, the ones written on them are not Chinese characters at all.
Eight fingers handed the certificate to the traffic police. After the traffic police took it, their foreheads suddenly became dark. They initially judged that the guy was taking out a driver's license, but it was definitely not a Chinese driver's license. It seemed that it was from Africa?