The sun shines through the blinds and scatters in the warm room. Lin Kun got up early. Tongshan was still sleeping with his hands spread out and his feet spread out. Xiao Huihui, Xiao Haidongqing, the big snake and its two rattlesnakes
The younger brother had woken up a long time ago. Seeing that Lin Kun hadn't woken up yet, these guys all stayed there quietly.
There was no bed in this folk inn, so I made do on the floor all night. I was used to sleeping on hard beds in the military area. Lin Kun didn't think it was anything. He stood up and stretched his muscles, then opened the door and went to the yard outside.
inside.
The proprietress of the inn, who was still wearing heavy makeup to seduce men in the middle of the night, was sitting under the eaves of the door eating melon seeds. A coquettish woman always showed frivolity. For example, at this moment, she spread her two white thighs. As long as
If you look a little deeper, you can see her panties at the top of her thighs.
Lin Kun was not interested in this old lady, but he still said hello to her. As soon as the proprietress saw Lin Kun, her eyes immediately lit up, she pulled up a chair next to her and said, "
Young man, come and sit."
Lin Kun smiled and said thank you, but did not sit down. The landlady immediately laughed and teased: "Hey, why, you are afraid that your sister will eat you, you are still shy as a grown man."
While the proprietress was talking, she was spitting out melon seed peels quickly, while a short man in the yard lowered his head and took a broom to sweep into the pile. This man looked a little out of his mind, and his face was
His smile was a little silly, especially every time he looked up at the landlady, there was a drop of sparkling laughter hanging from the corner of his mouth.
Lin Kun saw that the man was working hard sweeping the floor, so he said to him: "Put the spoon in front of the boss's wife, and the boss will just spit the melon seed peels into the spoon."
The man looked at Lin Kun's silly smile, and the landlady said from the side: "Don't worry about him, he is my husband. He was in a car accident three years ago. He was stupid. He likes to stare at me all day long when he is fine. Just looking at him is useless.
Look, he doesn’t even have a beard anymore.”
Lin Kun looked at the man, and his mouth was indeed bald. The landlady said at this time: "His dick was smashed, otherwise I wouldn't be able to seduce men. Women, at thirty they are like wolves and at forty they are like tigers."
…”
The landlady stood up while laughing, put one hand on the back of her waist and twisted her waist, "Oh, those three beasts last night were too much. They didn't treat people as human beings. Even an old sow couldn't do that."
Then come on hard."
Lin Kun looked at the landlady, and then at the man with a silly smile, and felt more and more that this landlady was hateful. He would not be afraid of being punished by talking about the dirty things she had with other men in front of her stupid husband.
Well, even if her husband is stupid, he still looks at her with such a bewildered look. He must have loved her very much when he was not stupid.
Seeing the strange expression on Lin Kun's face, the boss's wife said with a smile: "Why, little brother, do you think I'm too dirty and excessive, as if I'm bullying a fool like him?"
Lin Kun said with a smile and said nothing, and did not intend to continue talking to this coquettish woman. The landlady then spoke again: "Little brother, do you know how he was hit by a car? With a man from our village.
The bitch was having an affair outside and was discovered by her husband. He opened the car and hit her. The two were having so much fun in the car. The woman was killed on the spot. He was lucky enough to survive, but his brain
And the crotch thing is completely broken..."
The landlady paused for a moment before sighing: "This is all God's will."
Lin Kun didn't want to continue talking to her about these nonsense things in the countryside, so he changed the topic and asked: "Madam boss, do you have anything to eat in the morning? I'm a little hungry."
"Yes, the kitchen is cooking." As the proprietress spoke, she stretched out her hand to pull Lin Kun.
Lin Kun instinctively threw her hand away, and at the same time raised his eyebrows on his face. The landlady immediately chuckled, and suddenly lowered his voice and said: "Little brother, I like you, there is something very valuable."
Tell you."
Lin Kun pulled his arm back and said with a smile: "Thank you, but I'm not interested. I would rather know when our breakfast will be served."
The landlady smiled and said: "I like men like you, who are aloof and aloof, but I have slept with a lot of men, and aloof men seem to be average in bed..."
Okay, I won’t joke with you anymore. I really have important news to tell you, but you may have to pay a price. News needs to be bought with money."
Lin Kun turned around and was about to leave. The landlady's hand held his arm again. Lin Kun was really unhappy this time. He shook the landlady's hand away and said coldly: "Bosswoman,
Please respect yourself."
The expression on the landlady's face was stunned, and before she could say anything, her husband, who had a silly smile on his face, suddenly raised a broom and hit Lin Kun, "I'll beat you to death!"
Snap...
Seeing that the broom was about to hit Lin Kun's head, normally Lin Kun could kick the broom away with just one kick before it fell. However, this island country brother was already pitiful. He was really
I couldn't bear to hurt him anymore, but the landlady suddenly slapped the big brother in the face.
The boss lady slapped her ear off, and the elder brother immediately stopped moving. He looked at the boss lady with an aggrieved face, mumbling in his mouth, and couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time. At this time, the boss lady pinched his waist angrily.
He scolded: "Get out of here and go to work, my good deeds will be delayed by being here."
The big brother from the island country looked reluctant, but he still covered his face and went to sweep the yard.
The landlady immediately changed her face and said to Lin Kun with a smile: "I'm sorry, brother, this fool almost hurt you. What I want to tell you is..."
The landlady paused deliberately. She looked around and saw no one else. Then she leaned towards Lin Kun and lowered her voice and said, "Someone wants to kill you."
"Boss lady!"
As soon as the wife of the boss finished speaking, a loud voice shouted. The wife of the boss shivered all over, and she saw the leader of the room, Benxiang San, walking out. His fat body was trembling in the air, and he was yawning as he walked.
Moreover, the soles of my feet were obviously weak and weak. It seemed that I had done it too hard last night.
The most the boss lady complained about was pain in her back, and her energy seemed to be normal, but Long Benxiang San looked like she had been squeezed dry.
The landlady immediately put on a smile and said, "Oh, brother, you woke up so early."
Long Benxiang San ignored the proprietress and said to Lin Kun with a smile: "Mr. Lin, you got up so early."
Lin Kun said with a smile: "I'm a little uncomfortable sleeping in a strange place."
Long Benxiang San laughed, "We islanders are used to sleeping on hard floors, maybe you won't be able to adapt to it."
Long Benxiangsan chatted with Lin Kun casually, and then asked the boss lady, "Boss lady, when will breakfast be ready? I'm really hungry."
The landlady giggled and said, "Hey, you greedy kitten, you didn't eat enough last night. Just wait, it will be on the table in another ten minutes."
As the proprietress spoke, she walked around Lin Kun towards the kitchen. When she passed by Lin Kun, she looked at him deeply...