The third thousand six hundred and ninety-five chapters: come to the third master
"Third Master?"
Lin Kun said with a smile: "You third master seems to be a person. If you dare to sell human flesh, you are not afraid of the police here arresting him. Eating human flesh is a capital crime."
"snort!"
The waiter in the waiting room was so majestic that he stepped on a bench beside him with one leg. His arrogant and dazzling eyes made him a little bit unbeatable to be honest. "Is our Third Master like this something that ordinary people can do?"
You made trouble here today and came to frame our tavern. I can tell you very seriously that I will either spend a lot of money to buy your dog's life, or I will give you one of your arms and your woman..."
The waiter was not only a good runner, but also a pervert. He squinted his eyes and looked at Princess Musa, who was half-covered with a greedy look, and smiled, "You woman also want to stay and serve our third master.
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"Serve?"
Lin Kun laughed and said, "I really kept her, but I'm afraid you wouldn't dare to accept her."
Bang!
Princess Musa slapped the table and said to the waiter: "How dare you, do you have any more laws here? This is a crime worthy of death!"
The waiter didn't have stage fright and opened his mouth to speak again, but then a strange and sinister voice came from the bottom of the stairs, "Let's see, who is coming to my territory to cause trouble, saying that I am selling human flesh and looking for death."
As soon as he heard this voice, the waiter in the waiting room quickly took his feet off the bench, turned around and bent like a shrimp, "Third Master, you are here."
What came was an old man in his sixties, with gray hair and a gray beard. His voice sounded like an eunuch in an ancient Chinese palace. What was terrible was that he was holding a pink handkerchief in his hand and holding orchid fingers.
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"hehe……"
The Third Master smiled and said, "If I hadn't come, nothing might have happened. This person's flesh has been shaken out. What kind of charges are you planning to frame next?"
As he spoke, the third master kept staring at Lin Kun with his eyes, looking up and down, sometimes covering his mouth and smiling shyly. Does this mean he has taken a liking to our King Lin Kun?
Lin Kun felt a chill in his heart, and the expression on his face was a little stiff. We, a tough man, are not afraid of anything, but we are only afraid of things that are neither male nor female.
"Aren't you selling human flesh?" Lin Kun said with a smile.
"It's human flesh. Do you have any evidence that it's human flesh?" The third master came over with a smile, one hand on his waist, and the other hand pointed at Lin Kun with an orchid.
Lin Kun raised his hand and stroked his forehead, "The meat is still there, can you eat it?"
"certainly!"
San Yelian walked slowly towards the table where the fat man was sitting, picked up the meat on the plate with chopsticks, and chewed it with relish. After eating two pieces of meat, he picked up the cup beside him and poured it over.
A glass of wine.
Musa came closer to Lin Kun and asked in a low voice: "Is it really human flesh?"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "You can't be wrong."
Musa had a shocked expression on her face and said to herself that she was lucky that she had never been here to drink before, otherwise she would have eaten human flesh as part of the banquet. Just thinking about it made her scalp numb.
"I've eaten, are there any problems?" The third master walked towards Lin Kun again, raising his chin like a woman in a brothel showing off her romance. (One Zero)
Lin Kun tried his best to restrain himself from punching this guy in the face, "It's no problem. Since you like to eat human flesh, no one can stop you."
"hehe……"
The third master laughed strangely, "Young man, you can eat arbitrarily, but you can't talk arbitrarily. If you say that we sell human flesh here, it is ruining the reputation of our place. According to our rules, you have to pay money and compensate people."
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Lin Kun said with a smile: "Okay, let's set a price. As for the person... let your shopkeeper here come out and talk to me. What you say doesn't count."
The third master said: "I am the shopkeeper here, are you blind?"
Lin Kun sat down, but before his butt landed on the chair, the third master suddenly kicked him, sending the stool flying, and then kicked Lin Kun in the waist.
Lin Kun reacted quickly and took a big step to the side. The third master's step missed.
"Oh, I didn't realize it, but there are still two more. No wonder we feel like we are running wild in the tavern." The third master smiled conspiratorially and continued to attack.
This third master looks like a girl, but his leg skills are really good. A series of kicks forced Lin Kun to lean against the corner.
Bang!
He kicked the wall. The wall was made of wood, and a big hole appeared directly. Then he kicked Lin Kun again, with a flash of cruelty in his eyes. He used all his strength with this kick, and he was bound to take it.
Lin Kun half life.
But before his feet could fall, Lin Kun quickly kicked him out and went straight to the third master's crotch.
This third master, he raised one foot high and was in a kicking posture. At this moment, he saw Lin Kun's foot kicking over first and was helpless.
Bang!
This sound was dull and powerful. Not to mention the person who was hit, it was just a few people watching the excitement on the second floor. Just listening to it hurt, especially the kick in the middle of the crotch.
, a few people watching the excitement even shivered...it really hurt.
"ah!"
The third master screamed, it really hurt. I don't know if he had any eggs. Anyway, after this kick, even if he had eggs, they were broken.
Speaking of the big feet of our King Lin Dabing, I don’t know how many eggs have been broken. As long as he doesn’t meet a treacherous and evil person, he will not break the eggs easily. But for this third master,
It doesn’t matter whether he has an egg or not. Anyway, he is a fake eunuch for two girls. It’s better to just let him become a real eunuch. (Zero One)
The third master stumbled backwards, covering his crotch with both hands, holding orchid fingers in his hands, and said angrily to Lin Kun: "You, you broke my baby."
"Third Master, are you okay?" The waiter came over immediately to show concern.
"Your uncle, I've been bullied, why don't you hurry up!"
"I will destroy you!"
The waiter in the waiting room was loyal. He showed his fists and took big steps to greet Lin Kun, like a tiger coming out of its cage.
But it was just like that, before his fists and feet could reach Lin Kun, they were already kicked away by Lin Kun.
When it comes to our Lin Dabing King, it's useless to put on a nice show, or to have a lot of momentum. As long as he's not good at it, he'll be kicked away.
The waiter's big body fell to the ground, and the entire second floor trembled. At this time, another waiter and the fat waiter standing at the door came up together. When the two saw that their companion was beaten, the third master
Holding his crotch and jumping around, he immediately picked up the bench and attacked Lin Kun.
Seeing that the situation was critical, Mu Sha wanted to come over and help, but Lin Kun smiled and said to him: "Just leave this problem to us men. You can drink tea slowly first and wipe it for me later."
Just sweat."
Musa couldn't help but smile bitterly. She knew that Lin Kun was very powerful, but she didn't expect that his skills were so domineering. Facing the two benches that were coming at him, he raised his feet and faced them...
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