There are all kinds of strange ways of punishment in this world, but Lin Kun and Chu Jingyao are definitely the first couple to kill each other with a kiss and constantly challenge the record. Normal people would never be able to do such a thing.
It was a long night. I don’t know how many times the two of them kissed back and forth. Anyway, it started from the first five minutes to the final thirty-two minutes. The two of them lay on the sofa panting, almost exhausted from the kiss.
Lin Kun turned his head with sweat on his forehead, panting and said to Chu Jingyao: "Honey, it's too monotonous for us to kiss back and forth like this, why don't we do something else."
Chu Jingyao's forehead was also covered with sweat, and she gasped and said exhausted: "Don't think that I don't know your thoughts, you men are just lustful, but if you really still have the strength, I won't resist."
Lin Kun chuckled, with a trace of blood flying on his cheeks, and said: "Really?"
Chu Jingyao said: "I lied to you that I was a puppy."
"Okay, this is what you said!" Lin Kun struggled to turn over and put his arm on Chu Jingyao's body. It was a coincidence that he was directly pressed on Chu Jingyao's body.
Feeling the full touch on his chest, the blood in his body immediately became restless. He slid from the sofa and pressed towards Chu Jingyao. He had just touched Chu Jingyao.
Jingyao completely suppressed her pressure and pursed her lips for a kiss. Chu Jingyao breathed evenly and fell asleep. She was already asleep. There was no point in continuing. Lin Kun gently kissed Chu Jingyao's forehead.
After a kiss, he turned over and lay on the ground, and immediately fell asleep. The energy consumed by this back and forth kiss was no less than that of cheerleading training.
The first ray of sunshine in the morning shone into the villa, and Lin Kun got up from the ground. He slept on the sofa in the living room last night, rubbed his eyes and sat up. Chu Jingyao beside him had disappeared.
She woke up in the middle of the night and went back to the bedroom to sleep.
When he came to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, Lin Kun was immediately startled. It was not because he was frightened by anything else, but because of his big thick lips, which looked like he had two sausages between them.
It was as scary as you want. I raised my hand and touched it. Fortunately, it didn't hurt very much.
Needless to say, this must be the sequelae of the 'kiss' battle last night. After washing his face and coming out of the bathroom, Lin Kun went to the refrigerator to find a pair of ice cubes, wrapped them in a towel and put them on his mouth.
At this moment, Chu Jingyao came up from downstairs, also carrying a towel wrapped with ice cubes in her hand. When she saw Lin Kun, she immediately lowered her head, picked up the towel wrapped with ice cubes in her hand, and blocked the way.
On the mouth.
"Honey, what's wrong?" Lin Kun said with a smile. He knew without looking that Chu Jingyao's lips must also be swollen, but he didn't know how swollen they were.
Chu Jingyao lowered her head and walked into the bedroom. Lin Kun stood up from the sofa and stopped in front of her. Chu Jingyao covered her mouth with a towel and said, "What are you doing? Get out of the way!"
Lin Kun lowered his head, looked at Chu Jingyao's mouth with a mischievous smile, and said, "What are you afraid of? Take it off and let me take a look."
Chu Jingyao glared at him and ordered: "Get out of my way!"
Lin Kun smiled, suddenly pointed his hand behind Chu Jingyao, and shouted in surprise: "What are you talking about!"
Chu Jingyao was frightened by Lin Kun. She turned her head and looked behind her. What she didn't notice was that Lin Kun took advantage of the moment she turned her head and grabbed the ice-wrapped man in front of her mouth.
When she turned her head back, the towel was pulled off, and the ice cubes inside fell to the ground.
When Chu Jingyao turned her head instinctively, her big and swollen lips were completely exposed in front of Lin Kun. Lin Kun's pupils trembled at first, and then he burst into laughter.
This laughter was so unsympathetic. In addition to making Chu Jingyao angry, it also woke up Chengcheng who was sleeping in the next room.
Chengcheng came out of the bedroom, rubbing her groggy eyes, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?" The little guy opened the door and happened to meet Chu Jingyao, who was walking towards her menacingly. The child's eyes suddenly brightened.
Then there was a scream and a shout: "There is a monster!"
Chu Jingyao quickly covered her lips and said, "Chengcheng, it's mom!"
Chengcheng took a closer look and saw that it was really her mother. She asked doubtfully: "Mom, where is the monster with big lips just now?"
Chu Jingyao really didn't know how to answer. She couldn't simply say that the monster with big lips was her mother.
Lin Kun came over, covering his lips, and said with a smile: "Son, can daddy do a trick for you?"
Chengcheng said curiously: "Okay, what kind of trick is this, Dad!"
Lin Kun said with a smile: "You close your eyes and dad counts one, two, three, and then you open your eyes again and you will see mom and dad turning into monsters with big lips."
Chengcheng shook his head and said: "No, the monster with big lips is too scary, but my parents are more beautiful."
Lin Kun said: "Son, this is what's wrong with you. Do you understand the monster with big lips?"
Chengcheng shook his head and said, "I don't understand."
Lin Kun said: "If you don't understand, don't talk casually. The big-lipped monsters are actually very cute. They like to be friends with children and play games with them. They can also sing and dance."
Chengcheng immediately became happy and said: "It's true!"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "Really. Are you still afraid of the monster with big lips?"
Chengcheng said: "Don't be afraid anymore. I want to be friends with the monsters with big lips and let them play with me, sing and dance with me."
"Then close your eyes quickly."
"good!"
Chengcheng closed his eyes. Lin Kun glanced at Chu Jingyao and asked her to take her hands away later. At the same time, he started counting: "One, two, three... The big-lipped monster will show up quickly, Mari."
Mali coax!"
Lin Kun took his hand away. Chu Jingyao couldn't help laughing when she saw it. Chengcheng closed her eyes and asked: "Dad, can you open your eyes?"
Before Chu Jingyao could take her hand away, Lin Kun forcibly pulled her hand down. After looking at it, Lin Kun couldn't help laughing. Chu Jingyao gave him a vicious look, and Chengcheng asked again.
: "Dad, can't you open your eyes yet?"
Lin Kun said: "Okay, the monster with big lips has appeared!"
Chengcheng opened her eyes, and after seeing Lin Kun and Chu Jingyao with their big lips pouting, the expressions on their faces were completely different from the ones when they were scared just now. It was frightened just now, but now it was surprise, and she murmured:
"It's so amazing. The big-lipped monster really showed up. Dad, how did you summon them?"
Lin Kun pursed his big lips and said, "Dad and mom summoned it together. We couldn't summon it alone. How about my son? Mom and dad are so cute after they were possessed by the monster with big lips!"
Chengcheng said happily: "Cute, so cute!" Dad, I want to summon the big-lipped monster too!
Lin Kun said: "This won't work. Children can't summon big-lipped monsters. You can wait until you grow up."
Chengcheng said: "Why?"
Lin Kun said: "There is no reason. This is a rule. You will understand it when you grow up."
Chengcheng said: "Well, I can only wait until I grow up before summoning. Dad, you just said that the big-lipped monster will tell me stories and sing and dance with me. Is this true?"
Lin Kun said: "Of course it's true. Tell me, kid, what do you want to do now, listen to stories or sing and dance?"
Chengcheng's little eyes rolled and he said, "Tell me a hundred stories first, and then sing and dance with me."
Lin Kun's forehead suddenly darkened. Isn't this child just torturing the dead without paying for his life? He coughed twice and said: "Son, we don't play like this. The big-lipped monster has limited energy. You ask him to tell you a hundred stories."
After telling this story, his throat was still filled with smoke. Please think more about the big-lipped monster."
Chengcheng nodded, "Well, let's talk about fifty."
Lin Kun felt like crying. There was a quantitative difference between these fifty stories and a hundred stories, but when it came to telling them, there was absolutely no difference. It would make people tired before telling fifty stories.
Smoke coming from throat.
Chengcheng looked at Lin Kun doubtfully and said, "Dad, tell me quickly."
Lin Kun drooped his eyebrows and said: "Son, let's change the story. Let's stop telling stories. The big-lipped monster lost his memory today and forgot all the stories. Maybe he can remember it tomorrow."
Chengcheng said: "Oh, then sing a thousand songs to me first. Songs that cannot be repeated must be sung to the end."
Lin Kun suddenly felt like he was dying. How could this kid be so tormenting people? Who does he look like? He sang a thousand songs, and each song lasted an average of three minutes. He could sing twenty songs in an hour, a thousand songs.
On average, it takes fifty hours of singing. Fifty hours, two days and two nights, and two more hours...
If this person could sing a thousand songs at once, Lin Kun would definitely kneel down and worship him. The key is that this is simply not something a human can do unless he buys an MP3 player and a speaker to play together.
Lin Kun said listlessly: "It can't be done."
Chengcheng pouted and said unhappily: "I can't tell stories, I can't sing, and I don't like dancing, so it's useless for this monster with big lips to come. Dad, you'd better drive them all back."
Lin Kun drooped his eyebrows and said with a pitiful look: "Son, it can't be done. The big-lipped monster is playing tricks and we can't get rid of it."
"Ang! What should we do?" Chengcheng said anxiously.
"Don't worry, son, dad and mom are fine. We just need to rest for two days and we'll be fine. When dad gets stronger, we'll beat him away!"
"Well, then, Mom and Dad, you must have a good rest. I will watch cartoons by myself and won't pester you anymore."
"Go, good son!" Lin Kun smiled and touched Chengcheng's head.
Chengcheng ran to the living room downstairs and turned on the TV to watch cartoons. Lin Kun and Chu Jingyao were left on the second floor. The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. Lin Kun pointed at Chu Jing
Yao's lips said: "Oh, beautiful lady Chu, your lips look like you have two sausages in your mouth. What do they taste like?"
Chu Jingyao rolled her eyes at Lin Kun in a funny way and said, "You still talked about me, but you did the same and lied to your son."
Lin Kun said with an innocent expression: "What if I don't lie to the little guy? He thinks he saw a monster."
Chu Jingyao complained: "What are you talking about? Now that we have both become monsters with big lips, when will our lips get better?"
Lin Kun touched his lips and said: "Based on my experience, if you want it to heal faster, you have to fight fire with fire."
Chu Jingyao asked in confusion: "How to fight poison with poison?"
Lin Kun chuckled and said: "This is actually very simple, that is..." As he said, he suddenly kissed Chu Jingyao, hugged Chu Jingyao tightly in his arms, and whispered: "It's just that again