Ambassador Heaton looked up and took a sip from a large glass of rice wine, showing his heroic spirit. However, after finishing the drink, he suddenly felt that something was wrong and started to squeak.
Ambassador Seve and Ambassador Heine both looked forward to it. They looked at Ambassador Heaton eagerly and asked cautiously: "How does this wine taste? Is it better than our Louis XIII?"
"This wine..."
Ambassador Heaton chewed for a long time and frowned, "There seems to be something wrong. It smells very strong and coquettish."
"Saucy?"
Ambassador Seve and Ambassador Hein were stunned, and turned to look at Lin Kun. Lin Kun still kept his head lowered at this moment. From the corner of his eye, he saw the two of them looking over, and explained with a smile: "Three of you
Dear guests, please don’t think it’s strange. Our Chinese rice wine has this taste. The more pure the rice wine is, the more...sultry the taste of the hair gel will be.”
This excuse was too far-fetched. To be honest, Lin Kun himself didn't believe it. But after he said it in such a serious manner, the three drunk foreign ambassadors in front of him actually believed it.
Lin Kun speaks fluent English, which is not surprising. Haishi is an international metropolis, and it is normal for entertainment venues such as pubs and restaurants to have several waiters who are fluent in foreign languages.
"That……"
After hearing Lin Kun's explanation, Ambassador Heaton relaxed his frown and laughed, "Then this rice wine is really the best of the best. The smell is even worse than my urine."
Woolen cloth!"
Lin Kun explained that Ambassador Heaton praised him, so Ambassador Seve and Ambassador Hein naturally couldn't be at a disadvantage, so they quickly picked up the glasses and poured rice wine.
This porcelain bottle containing rice wine was originally in Lin Kun's hands. Ambassador Seve and Master Hain reached out to grab it. Ambassador Heaton also came to grab it, but in the end he drank a glass of urine first... No, it should be said that'
Ambassador Heaton of the rice wine brand, his tongue was not slurred and his hands were not shaking, he grabbed the porcelain bottle first.
Wow…
A hot cup of urine... I made a mistake, it was rice wine... Pour a hot cup of rice wine into the cup, then raise your head and drink it again.
Hain and Seve finally shared a glass each, raised their heads and drank it all in one gulp. Maybe their tongues were a little numb from drinking too much wine, or maybe these people from abroad have stronger tastes and drink more.
After finishing it, I felt something was wrong, but I didn't think about peeing at all.
They had never drank urine before, but there was a first time for everything, and they got used to it as they drank.
"Good wine, good wine!"
The three most prestigious foreign ambassadors praised him together. Their standards of praise were exactly what Lin Kun said, the more saucy, the better.
Lin Kun stood aside, really unable to stand it anymore. He had experienced and seen many scenes of life and death, he had also gone through mountains of swords and seas of fire, and he had been to many corners of the world, but no matter how much he had seen
No matter how much time I have, no matter how much experience I have, I have never seen someone so heroic in drinking urine.
"Ahem..."
Lin Kun wanted to laugh, but he couldn't go too far, so he had to cough dryly.
"Young man, your Chinese rice wine is indeed unique, but this wine is a little less strong. Do you still have it in your store?"
Is there anything else...
What does this mean?
Lin Kun raised his head slightly and looked at Ambassador Seve, who had an excited face and patted his shoulder with his hand. Ambassador Heaton had just drank two drinks, and he and Ambassador Hain only drank one drink each. They were obviously still unsatisfied.
"Let's do this. We like the taste of this wine. Bring me whatever you have in the store. I want authentic products. Don't deceive us with fake ones. I know you Chinese people like to deceive us outsiders. I'll give you the money."
I will give you enough, but the quality of the wine must be guaranteed!”
Quality must also be guaranteed...
The expression on Lin Kun's face became increasingly ugly, almost distorted.
His heart ached a little, as if it was about to cause internal injury, but he was still trying his best to hold it in.
Seeing that Lin Kun didn't speak, Ambassador Haien also stood up. Whether it was Haien or Seve, when he stood in front of Lin Kun and spoke, Lin Kun couldn't hold his breath, otherwise the smell of coquettishness would be too deadly.
.
"Young man, take out the wine quickly. If you want your Chinese rice wine to become famous, we can take this wine back to our country and let our relatives and friends taste it together. Of course, we must also give it to the president of our country to taste it. The president must also taste it.
You will like this unique taste.”
What……
And give it to the president to taste?
Lin Kun watched Ambassador Hai En puff out his chest, looking proud but neither humble nor arrogant, like a knight on the battlefield dedicating the best looted supplies to his king.
Just imagine...
If a foreign president drank this special 'yellow wine', would he be so angry that he would tie these three ambassadors together and shoot them?
Think about it from another angle, if the president's anger persists, will it trigger a war between the two countries? Nowadays, China is a prosperous country and its people are strong, and its military technology is not as good as some people who like to stick out their wet noses and meddle in other people's business.
It is a big country, but it has nothing to fear if the two countries really want to go to war.
But if the two countries really go to war, it will definitely cause an uproar around the world, and it may lead to the Third World War. By then...
Lin Kun did not dare to think about it anymore. For the sake of global peace and common prosperity, he decided to tell the truth. Although the truth was very hurtful and would cause extreme discomfort to the three ambassadors in front of him, for the sake of all mankind, he could only wrong them.
Already.
"Sorry, distinguished guests, this wine... is gone!" Lin Kun said truthfully.
"No more?"
"You only keep one bottle here?"
"How can you open a shop and do business if you only have one bottle of wine? Just close it as soon as possible!"
……(one zero)
Ambassador Heaton and the three ambassadors shouted angrily. Lin Kun finally raised his head and faced the three old acquaintances. He said to them with a genial smile: "As long as the three of you are willing to wait, you can have this wine.
If it comes from any production line, it would be easy, but if you have to wait for it to come from my production line, it will take a while."
Lin Kun touched his belly symbolically. The three ambassadors in front of him obviously didn't understand. Lin Kun didn't like to play riddles. Now that he's said it, he can't say that half of the truth is here. It will make everyone feel uncomfortable. (
zero one)
"cough……"
Lin Kun coughed dryly and continued to look harmless and sympathetic: "I just finished urinating, so I have to wait a little longer."
"Did you just pee?"
"Boy, what do you mean!?"
"It's... it's urine!"
The three distinguished ambassadors finally came to their senses. They grinned and wanted to fight Lin Kun, but when they thought of the 'yellow wine' they had just drank, the taste in their mouths seemed to be stronger, and the three of them immediately retched.
He made a sound, waved to the guard not far away and shouted: "Come here, beat... beat this kid to death!"