(I stayed up late and went home again today. I will update again tomorrow)
In Shaojia Hutong in Yanjing City, a black SUV drove in. Not long after the SUV drove in, a black car stopped at the entrance of the alley. The road in the alley was narrow. Two people got out of the car and stood there.
I looked around at the entrance of the alley.
Hutongs are old hutongs. Looking at today's Yanjing City, such old hutongs with a sense of age are rare. Some still maintain their original style, and some have long lost their flavor after repeated renovations.
There were people sitting in twos and threes at the entrance of the alley. They were old and retired, enjoying their old age with government subsidies. A few old people were playing chess and chatting. Suddenly, they felt two figures shrouding them. The old men were unwilling.
"Hey, where are these two idiots from?" The old man with a thick beard and gray hair glanced sideways at the two of them.
This old man's family should be relatively well-off. He is dressed in high-quality fabrics and the style is extremely noble. If it were placed in ancient times, it would be a typical landlord's dress.
The old man was coaxing like this, and several other old men also criticized him one after another. The old men's attitudes were bad and very arrogant. This old man who lives on the land is not easy to mess with.
The old men are not easy to mess with. Bazhi and Long Daxiang are not vegetarians. These two guys eat meat, and they are not ordinary meat eaters. If we talk about skill competition, this group of old men can't hold one of their hands, and if we want to compete with each other, they can't compete with each other.
Come on, this group of old men are still no match.
"What's wrong, gentlemen, now that you are old, apart from playing chess and chatting, can't you delay your photosynthesis?"
He grinned with eight fingers, looking like a complete bastard and scoundrel.
"Hey, where did you come from? Do you talk to your seniors like this? Do you understand that you respect the elderly and love the young?"
"These two babies are in need of care and discipline. Don't stop me and see how I deal with them."
An old man whose back was not straight but whose neck was straight stood up. Looking at the aggressive posture, he spread out a pair of big slaps, as if he was about to hit someone.
But before the old man's palm could be swung, there was a snapping sound at the lumbar vertebrae. Although the sound was not loud, the old man immediately screamed in pain.
"Ouch! My waist..." The old man was so painful that he was sweating.
"Oh, this pretense will be punished regardless of age!"
"That's right... I'm telling you, gentlemen, the two of us just wanted to come and inquire. We accidentally blocked your sun and delayed your photosynthesis. We wouldn't be so angry at each other. Let's take a look at it.
Old Yanjing people, after the Olympics, each of us will be a good role model for the people of the whole country. Do you have hospitality? Do you have kindness and love for others? Do you have the style of a national capital? We are the elders of the first-tier cities in China!"
"A senator should look like a senator, right?"
Eight Fingers and Long Daxiang each said the same thing. There was a sense of respect in these words, but of course the meaning of flattery was more obvious.
Not to mention, when dealing with these old men in Yanjing, if you are just a bastard and don't say a few polite words, these old men will definitely cause a lot of trouble. Maybe one of the old men's sons is practicing martial arts.
Yes, he is a gangster, or he is the mayor of a certain district, or even worse, he is the deputy mayor.
The old men are very useful, and I feel quite comfortable being flattered. Since we are the elders of this imperial city, we must have the demeanor and appearance of the elders, so the rogue energy just now has all been restrained.
stand up.
But what the two boys, Bazhi and Long Daxiang, said just now were too choking. How could they be appeased by just flattering them?
Snap!
Prime Minister Long raised his big hand and slapped the old man's waist who stood up and stretched his waist.
The old man suddenly became alert, the expression on his face became painful, and he screamed in pain "ah".
"You little brat, how dare you hit someone?"
"If I don't teach you a lesson, you really don't have any respect for kings!"
"No one in our territory has ever dared to be so presumptuous!"
The old men all stood up with a roar. One by one, they were all masters who were not afraid of trouble. (One Zero)
Long Daxiang and Bazhi looked dumbfounded. They had traveled all over the country and had never seen any kind of battle, but they had never fought with the old people in groups.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't do anything yet." The old man who was slapped spoke. He spoke with a Beijing accent and twisted his waist unsteadily. If he stuffed another pillow in his stomach, he would definitely
Like a woman who is six months pregnant.
"Hey, my waist has actually healed." The old man still spoke with a Beijing accent, and his face that was in pain just now is now bright. He's getting older, his legs and feet are bad, and if he has any discomfort on his body, it's enough to bear.
The frown on his face that was hurting a moment ago will soon be healed. Of course he knows what's going on.
"Young man, do you have medical skills?" The old man looked at Long Daxiang with bright eyes.
"Bullshit medical skills, you just have a bad lumbar disc due to old age. I slapped the misaligned lumbar vertebrae back. It's not considered a disease for you, but if you think about it, sit here and
Not good at chess."
Prime Minister Long was very careless. These retired old men in Yanjing City were really frightened. It cannot be said that they were frightened. What they said was indeed quite reasonable.
These old men all have clear grievances and have lived a long life. If they can't even tell the difference between good and bad, then they are all living like dogs.
The old men gave a thumbs up. Just a moment ago, they wanted to roll up their sleeves and fight, or lie on the ground and play porcelain. Now, each one is more serious and more sincere than the last one.
"Young student, I have something wrong with my legs and feet. It always hurts when it rains on cloudy days. I also know it's rheumatism, but sometimes it doesn't look like rheumatism, just..."
Bang!
"ah!"
Long Daxiang kicked the old man's leg on the spot. This kick seemed to be rough, but in fact it was a skillful kick. The tip of his toe was about six centimeters below the knee. There was an acupuncture point, which was touched by Long Daxiang.
After such a kick, the old man didn't have time to react. He screamed in pain, covered his knees and fell back. Fortunately, he was supported by the brothers. (Zero One)
The expressions of several old men were startled. If they had not learned from the past, they would have thought that Long Daxiang was looking for trouble, and they would definitely come up and fight to the death.
"Hey, it's much better..."
The old man was kicked, and his nose almost hurt. After a little relief, he found that his life, which was very uncomfortable today, was actually better. He had some strength after just kicking a few times, and he didn't limp when he walked.
.
"Young man, my waist is not good..."
"Young man, my arm is not very good!"
"Hunter, you know how to treat...don't you want to treat me?"
The enthusiasm of the group of old men was even higher, but Prime Minister Long was not Mei Yu. Those ordinary bone setting and resets were all useful on the battlefield, so he naturally knew some of them, but it was really not his specialty to not perform treatment.
Bazhi shouted: "Stop arguing, I'm going to ask you questions, and the one who answers first will have priority in receiving treatment... The car that just entered from the alley entrance..." (To be continued)