Because of the epidemic, I haven’t had a blind date for more than half a year.
Well, actually yesterday was not a blind date.
It was my buddy who called me and said that there was a pretty girl in his wife's shop and he thought she would be suitable for me, so he introduced her to me.
I said how do we know each other?
He said they were in Wangfujing and called me to have dinner.
Let's settle the bill after eating.
I put on my shorts, a white short-sleeved T-shirt, and was in great shape, and went happily.
When we got there, we went to a restaurant called "Fourth Miss's Shop".
Find a seat and wait patiently.
Soon, my brother came.
I asked him what was going on.
If you want to have a meal, just say so. Can I still treat you?
He said it was really a blind date!
Okay, I'm a little interested.
Another ten minutes or almost twenty minutes passed, and my brother’s wife’s shop got off work.
So she came with the girl.
My brother and my wife have known each other for four years.
We often complain about them.
At first this girl looked down on my brother, and when he was chasing her, she told us in private:
"If you want to eat, just contact me directly. Don't call him. It's impossible for me to talk to him."
At a party a week after saying these words, the two of them appeared together hand in hand.
We even got married last month (I mentioned this at the time, those of you who remember it may remember it).
That's okay, after chatting with each other as usual, she started to introduce the girl.
Gee, that's a bit pretty.
It's hard to say that it's particularly beautiful.
Just that very fashionable feeling.
That dress, that "style", I feel that this woman is extraordinary.
It’s a “sense of high-end”.
This word may not be appropriate, but everyone understands what I mean.
The girl was very aloof when she arrived.
Anyway, we didn’t say a word, just me, my buddy and his wife chatting.
Order food for dinner.
As she ate, the girl probably let go.
Then we started chatting.
Things like what to watch when choosing a mate.
I feel that this girl is not suitable for me, and everyone has different views.
What I want is probably the feeling of spiritual connection and mutual support.
But what people want is vigorous romantic excitement.
And what kind of bags they were talking about, I felt dizzy when I heard them.
Just open your mouth when eating and it's Haidilao.
Haidilao, it’s the pain I felt from that blind date half a year ago.
Thinking about it makes me feel bad for those few hundred dollars.
After eating for a while, my buddy asked me if I was driving here today.
I said no, I came riding on my beloved little magenta sheep.
In this weather, the breeze is blowing and it is still cloudy. How cool is the eDonkey!
When driving to this commercial center, it is difficult to find a parking space in the underground parking lot.
And my junk car worth tens of thousands of dollars has nothing to show off.
Indeed, after the girl asked me what kind of car I drove, and she showed a smile without saying a word, I also smiled without saying a word.
At this time, my buddy winked at me and said he had to go to the bathroom.
I understood instantly and followed him on the pretext of going to the toilet.
In the smoking area on the corridor outside the toilet, we both lit cigarettes.
He asked me how I felt about others.
I said she was very good, she was a pretty and fashionable girl, but I guess people looked down on me.
After smoking a cigarette, I want to go back.
I was chatting just now and didn’t even take a bite of the food. I’m so hungry!
He grabbed me and said, "Wait a moment."
After a while, his wife came over.
"Achuan (pseudonym), how do you feel about this person?"
Me: "The girl is quite pretty, but people probably don't like me."
My buddy just slapped me in the face, "Idiot! How can you do it if you don't chase her? Girls are all chased. When I chased my wife, didn't I catch her too? You have to be thick-skinned!"
Me: "Ah this..."
My brother's wife glared at him and then said: "Actually, I didn't feel love at first sight for you, but I don't hate you either. I think we can get along with you."
The buddy grinned, "That's a big deal! Listen to me and chase her! Anyway, we'll catch her first. Whether we get married or not depends on how we get along later."
Why the hell didn't this guy take this seriously before?
His daughter-in-law works as a store manager in a high-end clothing store, and she has a lot of beautiful little girls as her clerks.
I asked him to help me introduce a partner before, but he always refused.
Why are you so enthusiastic today?
Me: "Young BB, what are you doing to your buddy?"
He: "What, let's talk about it later. Alas, it's actually not a big deal. We were just working on a public account after you left. Now I want to change my career, and I want you to come back and help review the manuscript."
Me: "New media? You can throw it away. I have been writing female boxing articles for two years, and I don't understand new media. If I had understood that, I would have made a lot of money writing about new media, and I would still be struggling here.
street?"
Anyway, after going back and forth, we made an appointment to talk in detail.
Speaking of public accounts, it’s worth talking about. My career is really quite rich.
Let’s write a separate article to talk about it another day when I have time.
Back to business.
After I got back, I ate and drank normally, then I added the girl on WeChat and went back to our respective homes.
I was going to watch a movie with my little sisters in the evening (theaters had just been reopened), so I went home.
In the early hours of the night, probably after the movie, the girl suddenly took the initiative to chat with me.
The girl sent me a picture of a Gucci bag, "This bag looks great!"
Me: "Ah... we have just met. Isn't it appropriate to give us a package?"
Speak directly is my way of forbearance!
The girl gave a shy expression, "No, this is too expensive. I just saw it when I was shopping today."
Me: "I understand, I understand, it's the same as when I want to buy a new computer."
Girl: "(Yes, I will ask my boyfriend to buy this later (#^.^#))"
Ah this...
Me: “Can’t I buy this myself?”
Girl: "No, I don't have any money. I just bought cosmetics and clothes. I still owe more than 4,000 from Huabei."
Then the girl talked a lot.
It probably means that she is a pretty girl and likes handsome men.
And I also like younger ones.
But I have a bit of low self-esteem and feel that I only look good when I dress up, so I have to make money and work hard to dress up and package myself.
It’s rare to find such an independent and independent woman (laughs).
Me: "Then our outlook is quite compatible. (laughing)"
I work hard to make money, and I also want to buy a good car and a big house.
The purpose is just to improve myself so that I can find a girl who is compatible with my soul. I don’t want others to suffer along with me.
The eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother.
Unfortunately, I have no face and am more than a year older than her, so I may not be worthy of this independent woman.
But it's rare to meet a girl with whom we get along so well. We felt like we were buddies chatting until past three in the morning.
After becoming more familiar, she also let go:
"Actually, I didn't say it clearly just now. It's not that you're not a handsome guy. The main thing is that my requirements for appearance are a bit high. I think you have a good personality, not as cool and artistic as Sister Yu (pseudonym, my brother's wife) said.
"
Me: "Obviously~ I also want to find someone who is 1.7 meters tall and white and rich. Who hasn't had a dream yet?"
The chat is coming to an end, and I also think she has a good temperament and is quite straightforward.
And she's pretty, and I get along well with another friend of mine.
That guy's family is rich. He is twenty-five years old, half a year younger than this girl.
He is tall and handsome, and has a fully paid 180-square-meter house in the city center.
Go downstairs and cross the overpass, and across the road is Wangfujing.
Turn left and you will reach Wanda 800 meters away.
Driving a BMW 5 Series, full model.
He is just a scumbag.
If you want to compare, it is probably Hong Shixian who does not have a wife.
But it’s obvious that he’s a scumbag.
But still scum.
Stop saying unpleasant things. It is not good to speak ill of people behind their backs.
But this guy doesn't have the temperament of a rich second generation, and he's very nice to his brothers, otherwise we wouldn't be able to become buddies, right?
His catchphrase is: "Brother, you only care about your kidneys, not your heart. What I like is your body, and what you like is the gift I bought you. Everyone takes what they need, which is good. No one is nobler than anyone else."
This is so talented and beautiful!
Me: "Sister, how about I introduce you to someone?"
Girl: "Ah? We are on a blind date today, and then you introduce me to someone else? Is it appropriate?"
Me: "Age 25, height 182, weight 170, six-pack abs, 180 square meters across from Wangfujing, BMW 5 Series, garage fully paid for."
Girl: "Are you pushing your business card to me?"
Me: "(send business card), remember to add it tomorrow, I'll talk to him first."
Girl: "Thank you, brother! I'll treat you to dinner another day~"
Me: "Oh hundreds of K!"
After the chat ended, I played the buddy directly on WeChat.
After a long time, it was connected.
His voice was "drowsy": "Idiot! Don't you look at what time it is now?"
Me: "I'm a girl with a sweet voice and a very 'high-class' temperament. She's 163cm tall and weighs 90cm. She wants to find a boyfriend. You're a bitch and you want to be a good person. I think you two are a good match. You're talented and beautiful."
He (suspicious): "Ah? Why don't you keep such a good girl for yourself?"
Me: "My brother is an aloof and artistic guy, so I can't handle it."
He said: "Aloof literary man? You are so cowardly! Last time I called you a business KTV, you were already downstairs and you were so cowardly! Take a taxi home on a cold day! You are really talented! If only
If you really go upstairs, do you still want to persuade others to behave? Okay, send her business card to me."
Me: "Get out of here! I'm just trying to keep myself safe! If you get sick in the future, don't come to me to cry to me!"
He (disdainful): "They pay great attention to me and are cleaner than you! You've never even seen a condom!"
Me: "I've seen it before. Last night when I was running for exercise, I wore a mask and walked around the unmanned vending store. It was really exciting."
Him: "...idiot."
Me: "Push your WeChat account and remember to pass it when I add you tomorrow. My buddy can only help you get here."
After that, I hung up WeChat and turned off my phone.
But my excited brain kept me tossing and turning in bed and unable to sleep.
What a little bad guy I am!
As a last resort, I got up and drank a bottle of soothing and brain-replenishing liquid, took a piece of B vitamins, and a piece of melatonin before falling asleep.
I woke up at noon today and as soon as I turned on my phone, countless WeChat reminders started ringing one after another.
When I clicked on it, it was all about that guy.
"Where did you find the best?"
"Be my Kaizi!"
"Idiot! Talk!"
"You want me to buy a bag with this kind of stuff?"
"Return to Haidilao? It would be great if I take her to eat rice noodles!"
"Let me go and see how people are doing first."
"Wait for me!"
I smiled slightly, hiding my merit and fame.
Soon, my friend’s WeChat group went crazy.
Several brothers were @me and laughing at me like crazy.
I:"???"
Another buddy: "Sichuan God, look at Moments!"
I clicked on the circle of friends.
I found that the rich second generation with cerebral palsy posted several posts on WeChat Moments with special cerebral palsy comments.
[A friend met a weirdo on a blind date and recommended it to me. This little virgin laughed to death! 】
[That guy was fooled by his buddy in the middle of the winter, but when he got to the door, he gave up again, so he took a taxi and went home in despair. He was so laughable! 】
[If I go on a business trip, I’m afraid this guy will try to persuade the lady to be a good person, which will make me laugh to death!]
There are a lot of likes below.
Um?
Uh-huh??
Uh huh huh???
I saw that you wanted to be a good person, so I kindly introduced you to someone, but you did this to me?
Damn you! Why!
I opened WeChat and sent two words: "Stupid."
Then block this person on WeChat.
The next release is estimated to be in ten days.
(This story has some artistic fiction, but the general plot is like this.)