Chapter 117 You, give me something to eat, and give me a sip of water.
"Confession?" Di Qianao narrowed his eyes slightly, "What is that?"
Cangmiao and Haiyin looked at each other and asked the emperor if he not only hit the stone pillar with his hand, but also hit his head on the stone pillar, causing his brain to suffer from brain disease and becoming unconscious?
Haiyin said that this is not the emperor's fault, he doesn't need to confess his feelings, others usually confess to him.
After a moment of stream-of-consciousness communication with Haiyin, Cangmiao decided to seriously explain to Di Qianao the steps to pursue a girl and educate him on the normal process of interactions between men and women.
"First of all, if you like a girl, you have to show your kindness, such as buying some small gifts, and then getting close to chat for a while. Xiao Yu and Murong Jue both did this well. The hair accessories Xiao Yu gave me, Xiao Yu
The steamed bun, the gold necklace given by Murong Jue, the ancestral jade pendant and his personal money..."
Di Qianao looked at him coldly.
Cangmiao was particularly unafraid of death and had great medical skills, so she didn't care much about her life. Under Di Qianao's cold eyes, she bared her teeth and claws wantonly, "Hey, don't kill me with your eyes. Just talk about the matter. I didn't say Murong Jue was a good character. I just said I wanted to chase him.
It’s about girls. You’re looking at me again! You’re so jealous. If I were a woman, I would be eight hundred miles away from you."
Seeing that Di Qianao was still dissatisfied with him, Cangmiao prepared to continue his in-depth education: "Let the girl at least think that you are a good person, and let people feel that it is safe to be friends with you. Then they will remember you and trust you. Then you choose
Ask her for a walk on a moonlit night, give her flowers, necklaces, rings, whatever you want, and then tell her that you like her and want to be with her. Remember, you can't force her. If she doesn't want to, you can't.
reluctantly."
Di Qianao couldn't hold it back and asked, "Why is she unwilling?"
Cangmiao: "...Maybe I'm embarrassed, brother. Girls are shy. You can't just kneel down and say, 'Okay, okay, I do' as soon as you confess your love."
Di Qianao: "..." Isn't this the normal situation?
"Although you are an emperor, you still like ordinary people if you can't protect them." Cangmiao cleared her throat and said: "When they agree to get along with you, you can try to hold their little hands and kiss their faces. Remember, you must not go there.
Press on the bed. When it comes to love, focus on one word. This process takes about half a year to a year."
"..." Half a year to a year.
Hai Yin's face is full of connotations... Are you kidding? If the emperor doesn't touch Luo Chang'an for a day, he will be worried about gain and loss. If he can't touch Luo Chang'an for a year and a half, he will probably go crazy.
Cangmiao was startled, "Get rid of the dirty thoughts in your heart! You really can't force people to sleep with you every day like you do now. Don't you know your own background? Do you think you are only in love but polite?
, it’s favor, it’s grace, people think you are just a lot of playboys in the harem, and the little girl treats you like a stallion, do you understand?”
Di Qian Ao stood up and said coldly: "That's nonsense. I don't need you to teach me what to do."
Cangmiao put away the medicine box and said with a slight smile: "Ah, okay. I'll see you next time when you and Shi Zhu hurt your other hand again."
Di Qianao left the medical hall and asked Haiyin unnaturally: "From your relatively neutral point of view, am I really as unpleasant as Cangmiao said?"
Haiyin covered his stomach and said, "Don't force me to panic. Although you are an emperor, lying is not the style of a slave."
"..."
Haiyin said softly: "Actually, everyone is very jealous of you. They are happy every time. When you show up, everyone feels...uneasy. Everyone hopes that you leave as soon as possible so that everyone can relax."
Di Qianao's face darkened: "Are you from me or from Luo Chang'an?"
Haiyin hurriedly said: "You are the most lovable, I like you like this!!! I think Luo Chang'an is blind! He actually doesn't like our emperor! It's not allowed! I'm going to scold her and let her bear the burden."
Please forgive me!!"
Woohoo. Help. It’s really tiring to serve an emperor who doesn’t know how to fall in love.
Di Qianao was startled, "Then there's no need to bear the burden of apology. No need..."
Haiyin: "..."
I actually imagined that Luo Changan would come to plead guilty. I mean, can the emperor be saved?
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Luo Changan was accompanying Concubine He in the Dragon Sleeping Room for the next few days, but was always dismissed for various reasons. She took off her shoes and came back to peek a few times. Each time, He Concubine was not idle, and she was in the Long Sleeping Room.
Got it clearly.
There is definitely something wrong with the concubine.
However, the emperor was obviously so obsessed that he didn't believe what Luo Changan said at all. In the past, he thought that although the emperor was carefree, he was sober-minded and decent. But these days, he really felt that he was seduced by women.
I was so dizzy that I thought completely with my lower body.
He actually played with the jade seal for the concubine, and let the concubine take the jade seal and stamp it in the book at will!
He actually let his concubine tear up the memorial! Playing with it...
What made Luo Changan feel helpless was that Haiyin blocked the news and hid the fact that the Queen Mother and the concubine were staying in the Dragon Sleeping Palace.
Luo Changan still hopes that there will be an upright and upright emperor who will lead the Dongming Kingdom to prosperity and strength. After all, if the general environment is improved and the country is peaceful and the people are safe, everyone's life will be easier. On the contrary, the opposite is true.
Seeing the emperor's depravity at close range gave Luo Changan a sense of danger of destroying the country. The emperor could be said to be Luo Changan's belief in Dongming Kingdom to a certain extent. If the emperor was so corrupt, she felt that his outlook on life was basically the same.
It has been reshaped. It is also full of doubts about today's world.
Luo Changan sometimes hoped that the Queen Mother would suddenly come and give the emperor some enlightening education.
For example: My son, the jade seal cannot be given to women to play with, and the memorial cannot be torn apart and played with. Do you understand that!!!
After nightfall, Luo Changan was once again dismissed by Concubine He on the grounds that she wanted to eat plum blossom cakes. Plum blossom cakes were on the sweet side, and because a little glutinous rice was added, it would be difficult to digest. Concubine He had not eaten sweets at all in the past few days, and then she suddenly said that she wanted to eat them.
Eating plum blossom cake, Luo Changan knew in his heart that this was the reason to send her away.
Luo Changan took a small basket to the plum forest to collect plum blossoms. While collecting the plum blossoms, Luo Changan sighed, thinking that the emperor would definitely fall into the hands of the concubine this time, and something big would happen.
"Mommy, please give me a mouthful of food and a mouthful of water."
In the night, a low voice of begging came from not far away. The voice was hoarse and dry, with a cry in it.
Luo Changan picked up a lantern and walked towards the source of the sound. He saw a dilapidated yard not far ahead. The sound sounded familiar.