Chapter 137 Don't write such a letter to your own man, but write it to someone else?
"..." Luo Changan blushed instantly. In her mind, she always associated him with the Four Books and Five Classics, classic literature and other mysterious books. But when he put aside his status as an emperor and simply
She was really surprised when he said dirty words from a man's point of view.
"How is it? How do you feel after listening to it?"
"this……"
The letter was written by me, and I really don’t have any special feelings about it.
The emperor is actually eye-opening. It must be eye-opening to have so many women in your harem.
And I didn't use the word "big tool, good job". The most I said was that one day is like three autumns, and that night after that year, I often fall asleep, and other very obscure words, but once he interpreted it, it became clear
It's very straightforward and naked. Although the meaning is the same, my own words are much more beautiful.
"I'm so shocked. I didn't expect Madam Murong to be such a woman! How could she write such words?"
Apart from expressing shock and contempt for the letter, Luo Changan could not think of any other reaction that fit the current scene.
Di Qianao said lightly: "That's right. A woman who writes such words needs to be repaired, right?"
"..." Luo Changan wondered why his words sounded like there was a big hole waiting for her to jump into, "It's hard to say that for a slave. But it's really inappropriate to say such shocking things. She is still a married woman, she has her own
Men, instead of writing letters to your own man, you write letters like this to other men. Really..."
"I think so too." Di Qianao raised the end of his lips, "I have a man. Why don't you write such a letter to your man, but write it to someone else?"
"..." Luo Changan's back was soaked, and he coughed slightly, intending to become a little expert at chatting to death and stop chatting with him, "Emperor, have you finished speaking?"
Did he come in just to complain to her?
Di Qianao's arm circled her body for about half a cup of tea. Seeing that her face was red, he relaxed a little and gave her a chance to breathe. He sat elegantly on the chair and said softly: "I haven't said anything yet.
over."
Luo Changan was startled. The emperor who was busy with everything could actually be so good at gossiping. Is he so keen on the affairs of his courtiers' wives? He was really helpless: "Oh, then you can continue."
"Write me a letter like this now. Hand it in and you will be freed." Di Qianao could see that Luo Changan wanted to run away immediately, so he assigned the homework.
"Clam?"
Such a letter?
It’s good to write about his great work. She wants to go to Yunyu together.
No... I really want to evaporate!!!
"Can't you write it down?" Di Qianao raised his eyebrows, "Is it possible that the outline I just stated is not clear? Do I need to repeat it again?"
"..." Luo Changan's big eyes were filled with panic. Listening to it once is enough. Really, she stammered, "No, no, there is no need to repeat it. I can't hear it clearly anymore. But...
By the way, what a coincidence, there are no pens here!"
"You can dictate."
Di Qianao had no intention of letting her pass.
"Emperor, I have a humble status as a slave. To say such words to you is to show obscenity and is disrespectful and blasphemous to you."
"Don't worry. I forgive you."
"But……"
"If you don't say anything, you won't be allowed to leave." Di Qianao laid down the rules, "I have a way to teach you to be obedient."
Luo Changan was completely in despair. He wrinkled his skirt with both hands. Oh, it's so annoying. Why did he see the letter and just read it? Why did she also write him a letter on a whim?
Di Qian'ao picked up a cup of tea and took a sip, using the royal teacup prepared by Luo Changan in advance.
In order to leave quickly, Xiao Yu was still waiting for her to settle the accounts outside, so she finally decided to risk it all.
She took a deep breath and said quickly: "Emperor, you have a great talent and a good job, and I want to go through thick and thin with you. Is it okay to say this, Emperor?"
"Pfft." Di Qianao spat out the tea in his mouth and then started coughing.
He condensed the outline of the letter she wrote in Song Panyan's tone into those few words.
He was in a bad mood, angry and jealous, so he spoke rather unclear words. He originally thought that she would eloquently dictate a few hundred words to praise him.
For example, she would use a pile of beautiful words to describe his voice and smile, express her longing for him, or express her desire to meet him every time he fell into a dream.
Who knew she would be so stubborn.
Luo Changan was startled and immediately patted him on the back, "What's wrong? Why did you suddenly choke on your tea!"
"Do you know what you're talking about?"
"I know. Didn't you ask the slave to dictate it? The slave said it according to your words."
"..." She was asked to dictate, not repeated. In order to perfuse him, this little thing just lazily said the angry words he used when he was angry.
"Emperor, can this slave leave now?"
Di Qian'ao released her, his voice a little uncomfortable, "That's enough, let's go do the work."
As soon as Luo Changan was freed, he wanted to run away.
"Wait a minute." Di Qianao called her out.
Luo Changan slumped his shoulders and sighed, "Do you have any more instructions?"
"What we said just now can only be said between the two of us. We can't say it to others, you know." Di Qian'ao explained earnestly, for fear that she would accidentally teach other men to take advantage of her.
"I know." Come on, not everyone is an emperor and can use my name to make others obey. She is too lazy to deal with others.
"Go ahead."
Luo Changan immediately left the house as soon as he got the pardon order.
He didn't notice the interesting smile on Di Qianao's lips at all.
Luo Changan took Xiao Yu and Xiao Wu back to Bu Pavilion and taught Lin Ke to settle the accounts for them.
Lin Ke looked at Luo Changan's red cheeks and asked, "Did you fall into the red cloth dyeing vat? Why is your face so red?"
Luo Changan thought that I had said a few very dirty words, so it would be strange if I didn't blush. She waved her hand and said, "I am thin-skinned, and I blush at the slightest movement. I can't compare with you. You are in front of the masters. That's just terrible."
His skills are incredible.”
Lin Ke was startled, then realized something was wrong, "Hey, I'm just being cheeky."
The boys next to them all laughed. Xiao Yu and Xiao Wu looked at each other and couldn't help but smile.
"Shopkeeper Lin," Luo Changan said with a shrug, "That's called sophistication and smoothness. I praise you."
Lin Ke was making calculations angrily and ignored Luo Changan. He couldn't help but glance at Luo Changan's rosy cheeks. Then he patted his chest and said to Xiao Yu: "Master Xiao, come here to settle accounts.
.You can tell who is in charge of Bu Pavilion."
Xiao Yu just nodded, "I can see it, I can see it."
The young man couldn't help but mutter, "Yes, yes, you can see that Shopkeeper Luo is responsible for issuing orders and Shopkeeper Lin is responsible for executing them. It's clear who is in charge!"
Lin Ke: "..."
These guys taught Luo Changan to bribe me! From now on, I will stop eating all the snacks she brings! I will never teach her to give me a back slap again! She will have no chance to please me!
Luo Changan saw from a distance the carriages of Murong Jue and Song Panyan over there. When they reached the hidden corner, Murong Jue got out of the carriage angrily first.
Then Song Panyan chased him down, pulling on Murong Jue's sleeves, stalking him to explain to Murong Jue, and hugging and pulling Murong Jue from time to time.
However, Murong Jue pushed Song Panyan away in disgust. Song Panyan staggered and almost hit the wall several times.
Luo Changan thought, how could such a conflict between two bastard men and women not involve her as the messenger of justice? She needed to punish them and teach them to gradually walk into the abyss of eternal destruction.
"Lin Ke, you are responsible for taking care of this place. I have some errands in the palace and need to take a step forward. Be sure to settle the accounts with Brother Xiao carefully and don't miss out on other people's money."
"Okay. I understand." Lin Ke wanted to bite off his tongue. He responded to her immediately no matter what she said. She was not his boss.
The guys looked like everyone knew who was in charge.