Di Qianao put the teacup on the table, propped up his chin and stared at Luo Changan, looking through the Book of Rites of the Eastern Ming Fu with interest, "This is not a sword-preserving boxing technique."
Luo Changan was quite embarrassed.
Haiyin suppressed a smile, "Either the empress has the emperor's favor alone. Every day is very fresh. Talking about the Four Virtues actually makes the concubines fight. The emperor has been here for a long time, but no one noticed it, and he has no sense of existence."
Luo Changan took the Book of Rites of the Eastern Ming Fu from Di Qianao's hand and whispered: "Just laugh. In fact, I am really honest and reasonable. When things develop like this, I am helpless. I simply don't care.
Okay, let them finish their trouble, and each of them will be given fifty bucks to settle the matter."
Di Qianao's stomach was already hurting from the burning of the wine. At this moment, he couldn't help but smile, and the pain in his stomach only worsened. He half-squinted his eyes and joked: "At night, you can give me a serious lecture on the Four Virtues.
, let’s see how much I can be stimulated, and whether the two of us can fight like crazy.”
Luo Changan's neck turned red. Seeing that he pressed his hand on his stomach, which was really uncomfortable, he put his hand in the book of rituals of the underworld woman in the drawer, then held the emperor's arm and said: "Stomach pain should not be underestimated. What a coincidence.
Cangmiao is also in the inner hall. He came to me early in the morning to serve me medicine and has not yet left. I will help you in and teach him how to cut off your pulse."
"Yeah." Di Qian'ao taught her to hold on, and suddenly put his arm on her shoulders, "I'm weak and have no energy. I have to rely on you to support me."
Luo Changan quickly put his arms around his waist and said, "Be careful."
Haiyin: Yes, the emperor is really weak.
In the inner hall.
Cangmiao and Liu Qin were watching the battle behind the curtain. Seeing that Kang Mei had the upper hand, Cangmiao only urged: "Brother, please quickly get some money from the money bag. Five hundred taels."
Liu Qin clasped his hands and said, "If Kang Mei wins, I will give you one thousand taels."
Luo Changan helped the emperor to the curtain, stretched out his hand to lift the curtain to enter the inner hall.
Cangmiao hugged Liu Qin's neck. After all, it was not fair to watch the emperor's concubines competing through the crack of the door and make bets on it. "Brother, how are you lately? I'll let you know if you feel uncomfortable anywhere."
Cure all diseases."
Liu Qin also put his arm around his shoulder, and the two brothers said, "I'm healthy, brother, I'm sorry for your trouble. You're short of medicinal materials. I'm running around here and there, and I can help you get a lot of good medicinal materials. Ganoderma lucidum, ginseng, iceberg snow lotus!"
"
After entering, Di Qianao swept his cold eyes across the hall, and everyone couldn't help but shudder.
Liu Qin whispered: "Cangmiao, I'm cold."
Cangmiao replied: "Me too. The iceberg is coming."
Qiu Yan stared at Cang and Liu, who were holding each other's backs.
Cangmiao was startled and hurriedly released Liu Qin.
Luo Changan helped the emperor and made him sit on the master's seat, and then ordered: "Cangmiao, the master is not in good health and has stomach pain. Please come here and have a look. I only took two sips of the tea just now, and I can't swallow it anymore."
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Cangmiao then walked over, put her hand on Emperor Qianao's wrist, then half-covered the curtain to block outsiders' sight, and said: "My Lady, please untie the emperor's clothes, and I will observe his spleen and stomach."
Di Qianao: "..."
Luo Changan followed the instructions and untied the emperor's clothes, so that the delicate texture was faintly visible under the clothes. Luo Changan's fingertips accidentally touched the skin of his heart.
Di Qianao coughed slightly in discomfort, adding to his feeling of dryness.
Cangmiao looked at his spleen and stomach, and then said: "Mrs. Lao, please help me press the emperor's stomach, and I will observe his complexion."
Luo Changan followed the instructions and put his hand on Di Qianao's abdomen.
Di Qianao's face condensed, "Stomach."
"..." Luo Changan has never studied the internal structure of the human body in medicine. Last time Situ Qing said that she couldn't tell where the heart was, but she was not completely wronged. The emperor knew that people have twenty-four ribs, and she also felt that
The emperor was very knowledgeable, but then she felt that it was difficult to tell where his stomach was through the belly. She relied on her intuition to move her hand up two inches, put her fingertips on his belly button, and pressed it.
Di Qianao's back froze...
Luo Changan saw that he didn't seem to be pressing in the right place and was burning the person, so he humbly asked, "Where is the dragon's stomach?"
"It's about the same position as the human stomach." Cangmiao suppressed a smile, "The place where the belly button is pierced upward."
Luo Changan then stretched out his index finger and thumb to mark the position of the prick on Di Qianao's skin. Di Qianao's eyes darkened. Luo Changan finally found the emperor's stomach and pressed it gently.
Di Qianao frowned slightly, feeling a hint of pain, but he made no sound.
Cangmiao said: "Look at it. Drinking has seriously injured your stomach. Prescribe some medicine to take care of it. It will be cured in half a month."
Luo Changan helped Emperor Qianao tie up his clothes, and then opened the half-covered curtains.
"Actually, there is no need to undress and massage the stomach." Cangmiao took advantage of the queen to walk away and winked at the emperor with his left eye, "You're welcome. A phoenix looking for a dragon's stomach, isn't it happy?"
Di Qianao's face heated up, "Nonsense."
Cangmiao then prescribed the medicine to the boy and asked him to cook a stomach medicine that would warm and nourish the baby.
The medicine boy took the prescription and suddenly remembered something, "Miracle doctor, seventy-two bowls of anti-fetal medicine have been prepared."
Liu Qin: "..." He really took the anti-fetal medicine! Cangmiao is really...
Cangmiao smiled and said, "Bring it in."
As he said this, a huge procession of palace officials came in to bring in the anti-fetal medicines, which were placed on the west end of the inner hall.
When the medicine boy brought in the stomach-warming medicine, Luo Changan took the medicine and blew it gently. When he took advantage of it, he came to Di Qianao and fed him the medicine with a spoon.
Di Qianao suddenly felt that it was good to be sick. Every time he felt uncomfortable, Luo Changan was very gentle to him. He should be healed in three days, but he often needs five days to recover. This time, it takes two months to nourish the stomach.
It’s the emperor. I said February is February. Cangmiao said half a month belongs to quacks, so he drank the medicine with his wife’s spoon.
Luo Changan wiped away the medicine stains from the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief.
Di Qianao raised his hand and grabbed her wrist, pulled her closer, and tapped the table full of anti-fetal medicine with his chin, "Seventy-two bowls. What do you mean? This number is interesting."
Luo Changan found it hard to say anything at once. He was very sensitive to the number seventy-two. He slightly twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "My brother and Cangmiao were joking. Don't worry about it."
Emperor Qianao turned his eyes to Cangmiao, "I would like to hear the details."
Liu Qin turned away, his expression not satisfactory.
Cangmiao coughed slightly, "Brother Guojiu said that if you are willing to divorce your concubine, he will drink the anti-fetal medicine. How many bowls will he drink if you divorce him? I have prepared seventy-two bowls for him. For you
Have confidence."
Di Qianao pursed his lips and smiled, and glanced at Liu Qin meaningfully. He was old enough to tease Liu Qin about this, which was quite good.
Liu Qin spread his hands and said, "Now that I've said it, Emperor, I won't hide it anymore. Are you bringing my sister back to give her such a noisy life? I actually want to take her back to my hometown in the old capital to rest for a few years.
, nurse her back to health. I have never been at ease handing her over to you. When I finish speaking, you can kill me."
Luo Changan said quickly: "Brother!"
"What did I think it was? It turned out to be a trivial matter in the backyard." Di Qianao smiled slightly, "Hai Yin, pass the decree and clear the harem!"
Liu Qin: "..." Am I dreaming?
Luo Changan was heartbroken and looked at Di Qianao in surprise, "Emperor, what did you say?"
"I said, Qing harem." Di Qianao raised Luo Changan's eyebrows and said seriously: "Except for my Chang'an, no one will be left. The Jingsi room will be banned. The green head card system will be cancelled. Dongming, I will take the lead in implementing it.
Monogamy. Overthrow the old rules.”
Luo Changan's heart was beating fast. She didn't know how much he had sacrificed for these seemingly easy words. His pale lips slowly let her know that these words were hard-earned, "Emperor..."
Liu Qin looked at the table full of anti-fetal medicines, wasn't it... was the emperor so casual about clearing the harem? For my sister, I cleared the harem twice!
Did the emperor fight so hard just to watch me drink anti-fetal medicine?