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Chapter 1044: Why is there a basketball

Yang Dingye finally chose the one where he angrily criticized the female protagonist.

This heroine has a pretty good look and is quite talented. She is proficient in writing lyrics, music, and choreography, but she is mediocre in everything and never stands out. She is always just tepid, or a little popular, but never a big hit.

It's not appropriate to be angry at such a girl, but...

Fans of this up are already criticizing Yang Dingye.

On the Internet, the graves and corpses of Yang Dingye were picked up and the whole experience of being trolled over the years was listed. They confused right and wrong and quoted words out of context. It was difficult to describe Yang Dingye to the extent that people and gods were outraged.

A group of "indignant" spectators below cooperated in inciting everyone's emotions and threatened to kill him.

Danger!

"Grandma, if ordinary people were to be treated like this, they would be completely humiliated. This is murderous and heartbreaking."

What's more, there are some absolute secrets on the Internet, and paying a lot of money for human flesh will definitely bring out the results.

Although Yang Dingye has been an immortal for thousands of years, he always uses endorsements to disguise himself when practicing trolling. He never shows off his account number and achievements in front of his classmates, and even his parents have no idea about it.

but……

The video website knows it, and the registration information, login location, etc. will come out as soon as you pull it.

A huge reward is offered, and when the time comes, just install an "enthusiastic netizen" and who knows if it's inside information.

Even if it is, does it matter? Does anyone care?

In fact, the other party has already mastered his true information at this time, and is just waiting for the right moment to reveal it and give him a fatal blow.

Being famous is a good thing, but if you become famous for swearing, your parents will definitely get angry. Mixed doubles will definitely be indispensable.

From now on, I can't hold my head high no matter where I go, I can't stand prying when talking about marriage, and I'm criticized when I look for a job.

Yang Dingye has seen too many similar things on the Internet. Killing with a sword only hurts, and when the pain passes, there is only a scar. Killing with words leaves no blood or wounds, but it hurts the heart.

conspiracy!

Someone wants to mess with me.

Yang Dingye didn't believe that the other party was so powerful that he could summarize his nearly ten years of trolling experience in just a few hours. Even if he pulled it out, he wouldn't be able to compile it into a volume so quickly. He would also confuse right and wrong and take quotes out of context.

It’s so difficult to make videos and write copy by yourself, and you’ve been busy for hours but still haven’t harvested anything. Are they running a combine seeder?

This information must have been prepared long ago.

This time things must have been carefully planned.

Even thinking about it with his buttocks, he knew that the guy who had been sprayed before wanted to punish him, but there were so many people who sprayed him that Yang Dingye couldn't think of which one.

Up is a man lying on a bed, and fire comes from the sky, and his body is burned. It becomes a battlefield between the two sides, and he is caught in the middle and is a man.

However, this matter is beneficial to the up owner. The more popular it is, the higher the exposure she will get, and maybe she will become famous because of it.

Fans were so angry about it that it was such a touching story.

Turning off the video, Yang Dingye continued to modify his copywriting.

The breaking point has already been reached, and any reaction you make will be grabbed by the other party and made a fuss out of a molehill.

The other party is like a group of sharks that smell blood or hyenas that smell meat. They will definitely chase you and beat you to death with a club, beating you until there is no chance of you turning around.

This is a pillow for when you are dozing off. No matter what the result is, you will not have to worry about exposure.

If you were slandered by the other party before you got the system, you would definitely retaliate and fight to the end.

But winning and losing in online scolding battles is all about showing off. You are the big one, and the opponent is wearing a vest and fighting. You are famous, but you don't even know who the opponent is.

No matter how much I can spray, I can only spray ten of them, but what if I face a hundred people, or even a thousand people?

The other party will definitely arouse the emotions of the onlookers, and even pretend to be ordinary fans to scold him. Will he also criticize the soy sauce people? That is exactly what he wants.

I played through the video of the other person spraying me in my mind.

First, I started with the persona of an ardent fan of the up owner. Because I complained about the up owner’s unprofessional cosplay, bad singing, and ugly dancing, I felt that I couldn’t bear it and wanted to seek justice for the up owner.

Then from a professional perspective, I analyze and criticize the screenshots of my comments word for word, and then "accidentally" discover my past trolling record, and start trolling in chronological order from far to near.

There is always a txt file in the picture, and cartoon hoods are worn in the few places where the face is exposed, covering the face tightly, and the voice becomes muffled, showing that I am not doing it to be famous, but just to vent my anger on my idol.

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Let’s not talk about the singing and dancing skills of the female up-girl.

This thing is originally like carrots and cabbages. Everyone has their own preferences, especially for ordinary people with a professional level of 0. They can't say anything about something that is too expert. It is purely a first impression. If you have an eye for it, you will be a fan of you. If you don't have an eye for it, you will be a fan.

I don’t even like Potian. If you hate it at first sight, you will basically be a bad person for the rest of your life.

Yang Dingye has good skills in singing and dancing, but he is not even half qualified, but this does not affect his ability to do well.

Why don't you let people talk when you speak?

If a film made by the world's top director is criticized, who do you think you are?

But the premise is that there is a network barrier. Without this fig leaf, the trolls are more polite than anyone else.

The other party also said in the video, if you are good, go ahead, if not, don't do it. If you have the ability, you will see the real results, don't just talk without practicing.

He expected that Yang Dingye would not be able to produce any works. Even if he did, they would criticize the works as useless and nothing more than bullshit.

But, they never expected...

"My hair is too short. It's too late to grow it longer. Let's try dad's wig."

"Clothes, cos clothes are too expensive to buy, low-quality ones can't be sold on the market, and there's no time to explain, so I'll just make do with school uniforms."

Although the school uniform is ugly, it is loose and can fit a body weighing 200 pounds. Moreover, the school uniform naturally represents the students as a group, and it is easy to win everyone's favor.

The madness of adults and the madness of elementary school students are two different concepts. The former is about being arrogant and uncultivated, while the latter is about newborn calves not afraid of tigers.

Then what to perform in school uniform?

When it comes to singing and dancing, only professionals can tell the difference, and the public can just watch and enjoy.

There are a few talent shows that rely on talent, but now they are all about packaging characters and telling stories to win tears and deceive sympathy, okay?

Because no one can understand the singing, but everyone can understand the story telling, and they will burst into tears. Just say that my family was poor when I was young, but I didn’t give up on my dream when I grew up, tsk tsk.

No matter how outrageous the story is, some people can't help but like it.

Yang Dingye knew what level his abilities were, but he was so high-minded and his rank was so much higher than his opponent that ordinary people couldn't appreciate it.

Even if a few professionals speak out for themselves, they will instantly be drowned in a wave of abuse, claiming that they are just trying to clear themselves up.

What kind of music should I choose and what kind of dance should I do that can not only show my professionalism but also be easy to understand and win the favor of ordinary people so that they can intuitively and truly understand their true talents and learning?

I scratched my head and thought about it for a long time. I even used my mobile phone to read through the videos of popular covers of original works that were not popular, but I still didn't find anything that stood out to me.

"System, please give me an idea."

Unfortunately, the system ignored him.

The son of the moon was too lazy to take care of these bad things. Instead, he suppressed them and wanted to see how he would deal with them.

Huh……

Yang Dingye had a flash of inspiration.

Among the five abilities given to me by the system, singing, dancing, flute playing, and moonlighting are all related to performance, but basketball was added to the list?

Ah, praise the system, praise the god of the system, I understand, hahahaha!

(Xi Tong:?)


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