Shou Tianbing's voice trembled, especially the last words, as if they were being stabbed out of his throat with a stick.
After saying this, he closed his mouth tightly, and then carefully considered the movements and postures of pretending to be dead - hoping that he would find an opportunity to pretend to be dead later.
The Fat Heavenly Soldier jumped up from the ground almost instinctively, held his head high, held his chest high, contracted his abdomen and raised his buttocks, as if to welcome a superior officer's inspection.
Immediately afterwards, he remembered the "Isn't it beautiful" just now, so he changed back to his flabby appearance, and wanted to say a few sarcastic words to show his loyalty, but was frightened by the superior's prestige and did not dare to say a word.
Xi Tong did not look back, but in the state of unity between man and nature, not a single plant or tree within a hundred miles could escape his perception.
"It turns out to be a monster who violates the laws of heaven!"
"Kill the meritorious service that comes to your door!"
The two men, one on the left and the other on the right, surrounded Xi Tong like horns. The two heavenly soldiers immediately fled away from the battlefield to avoid harming Chi Yu.
Xi Tong snorted, "I didn't expect that gods would attack people from behind."
The male god on the left raised his sword and said, "Killing a monster like you is an act of justice for heaven. No matter what method is used, it is an upright act."
Xi Tong laughed, "Then you can enjoy the taste of **."
Pfft...
The majestic male god's expression froze, his body trembled suddenly, and then he lowered his head blankly and looked at the sharp and hard object protruding from his lower abdomen.
He turned around with difficulty and saw his companion's bloody eyes with murderous intent.
"Why...are you stabbing me with this..."
However, the companion who was controlled by the mind turned the spear in his hand, turned around, put the barrel of the gun on his shoulder, and then suddenly picked it up.
laugh!
There were blood stains all over the sky, and the majestic male god was split into two pieces.
Seeing Shangguan turning towards him, the Fat Heavenly Soldier and the Thin Heavenly Soldier were so frightened that they trembled all over and knelt on the ground and kowtowed as if they were pounding garlic.
"The generals and villains were forced to surrender to the enemy. As soon as our colleagues come to kill us, we will definitely raise fire in response."
Xi Tong, who was pouring metal energy into the strange stone, was speechless.
Damn it, the moral integrity of the heavenly soldiers is so negative that they can even get rid of psychological suggestions.
So, Xi Tong used mind control again and completely controlled the two guys.
The two heavenly soldiers immediately stood up with great energy, their waists and legs no longer hurt, and their voices became louder when they spoke.
Fat Heavenly Soldier said with great arrogance:
"It doesn't matter that you were a heavenly general before, but when you come here, you have to be ranked according to seniority, you know."
"You, as for you, please sign up. Forget it, you don't have to sign up. I'll just call you Mistress from now on."
As Xi Tong watched the Fat Heavenly Soldier perform, something strange happened. The general put away his weapon nervously, looking restless.
Unexpectedly, this fat heavenly soldier really has the leadership style, well, he looks quite similar.
So Xi Tong said: "You will be their leader from now on. Well, what is your name?"
When Fat Heavenly Soldier heard this, he immediately smiled, his identity as a leader was confirmed.
So, he stood upright, straightened his chest and retracted his abdomen, and replied with a strong voice: "I am a heavenly soldier from the Earthly Camp, guarding the Zhumen, and I am ranked eighth or eighth. Everyone calls me Zhu Baba. If the master doesn't think it sounds good, you can give me a new name."
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Heavenly soldiers and generals all have no names unless they are canonized and become righteous gods. Normally, they use nicknames.
Xi Tong complained about the name.
"You should call me Ah Da. They are Ah Er and Ah San. If you capture new heavenly soldiers and generals in the future, you can continue to move down the line."
When Ah Da heard this, he immediately became excited and prayed to his master to quickly capture all the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to enrich his team.
Turning around, this guy immediately put on his official airs and ordered Ah Er and Ah San to pick wild fruits, find mountain springs, and hunt some game by the way.
And he himself was picking wood and vegetables around - specifically busy where Xi Tong could see him.
However, Xi Tong had no intention of paying attention to him.
Because the stone monkey has reached the critical moment of being born!
No, not a stone monkey, but a golden monkey.
There is a golden god in the stone, and Fuxi spent a lot of money to reshape its body. The reborn golden god will definitely take a step forward and become more powerful than before. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a diamond god. How could he be reduced to a "stone monkey".
However, you will know it when you see the exhausted look of the two heavenly soldiers.
Fat Heavenly Soldier didn't even look at the design drawings, but Skinny Heavenly Soldier did, but he didn't even clean the stone skin outside the stone, and didn't follow the prescribed procedures at all.
Therefore, Fuxi's plan did not achieve the expected results, and the Golden Monkey's rank dropped to that of the Stone Monkey, which was basically a semi-finished product.
However, one-third of it is destiny and seven-tenth of it depends on hard work. This result is not satisfactory, and Fuxi is too lazy to pursue it.
Besides, thousands of years have passed, things and people have changed a long time ago, and it is impossible to find out why.
It’s okay if Xi Tong doesn’t know the key to this. Now that he knows, how can he let history repeat itself?
Not only did he clean away the stone skin, impurities and dirt on the surface, but he also used the power of metal to directly engrave formations, talismans, and inscriptions on it, with the force penetrating the back of the paper and penetrating three-thirds of the wood.
Under the powerful power of the soul, there is no omission or error at all, and the maximum expected effect can be achieved.
Moreover, Xi Tong also discovered several minor errors and omissions in the design drawings and optimized them to make up for them, and the effect even exceeded expectations.
The most important thing is that the power of the metal element was conceived in the earth. Among the five elements of power in the world, gold is the thinnest. This is also the reason why the recovery of the Gold God is slow. Even if the place he is in is blessed with natural resources, it still takes thousands of years.
What Xi Tong lacks most is metal energy.
The last time he forged a magic sword, in order to stabilize the sword-making furnace, Xi Tong used metal energy to forcefully push it into the category of artifact.
Now, Xi Tong's strength is not what it used to be, and the metal energy in his body is also more powerful and pure. He pumps and pours it into the stone like crazy, and the stone monkey quickly transforms into a golden monkey.
The melon is ripe and the stem has fallen!
Shocking!
Just like the scene at the beginning of Journey to the West in 1986, a monkey jumped out and somersaulted into the air, as if a god was riding the wind, elegant and free.
A few seconds later, the little monkey fell heavily and landed on his face.
The little monkey raised his head and looked at Xi Tong in confusion, as if to say: I'm here, why don't you follow me...
Xi Tong: I masturbated too much, my hands are a little sore, I didn’t have time...
Picking up the melon skin of the little monkey, Xi Tong turned around and looked at the strange stone, only to find that it had lost all its brilliance and magic, just like the white ash left after the charcoal was completely burned, it quickly drifted away in the sea breeze.
Xi Tong knew that the power of the five-color sacred stone had been completely absorbed by the little monkey.
After pinching the little monkey's arm and rolling its eyelids, Xi Tong was sure that this guy was born with invulnerability and piercing eyes, and there was no need to rework it.
Moreover, Xi Tong is certain that the consciousness of the Golden God has long been wiped out, leaving only the purest and most primitive soul and energy.
Just like recycling scrap iron into the furnace to make steel again, and then going through a series of processes, the Golden Monkey is created.
"Just call me Xiaoliu."
The Fat Heavenly Soldier, who held his head high and his chest high, immediately bent down and gave up the idea of teaching "Ah Si" more rules.
At the same time, he was wondering, where is Xiaosi and Xiaowu?
No, no, the master said three is followed by six, so that’s six.