The military training had begun, and Xi Tong quickly found his class. In the blink of an eye, the instructor's black face, like the bottom of a pot, appeared in front of him.
"Damn, it's so scary!"
Xi Tong was caught off guard and was so frightened that he staggered and sat on the ground.
The scenery I saw just now was white and beautiful, but now a dark and ugly one suddenly appeared. The contrast was too strong, and the contrast was too strong. It would be bad if you let your hands fall forward.
It is indeed a 2-star skill, its power is extraordinary.
It’s better to get used to it for a while first so as not to be surprised later.
After blinking again, the charcoal face appeared again. Xi Tong kept staring at the instructor's lips and could vaguely distinguish what he said through the shape of his mouth.
"Yaoeryao, Yaoeryao, left and right, left and right..."
Late...
Can't keep up...
Forget it, I won’t go!
I turned on my computer and entered the writer's backend. Soon, one attack reminder after another popped up on my computer.
"There are more people than last time, and they are stronger!"
Last time, they were all fighting against the fifth scum, but this time they were a little stronger, barely reaching the level of fighting against the sixth scum.
Ignore those clowns and happily manage the book review section.
The last time I looked at it, I saw that they were all "eunuchs." They all seemed to be members of the Zhenxiang Party. They deleted the post themselves, but they were still praising it in the book review section.
"It's really big."
"I always thought the Burj Khalifa was the tallest building until yesterday morning..."
"It turns out that it is true that one shot can kill a Japanese enemy 800 miles away! Author, please tell me your age."
However, there is still one post that is firmly floating there, constantly being manually pinned to the top by book friends. It is the post on a building that has built more than 10,000 floors.
The last time I saw it, there were more than 10,000 floors with the word "eunuch" written all over it. Occasionally, there was a crooked building with the word "dead eunuch".
Today, not to mention that all the previous 10,000 floors have been withdrawn, another 50,000 floors have been built, and this number is still growing slowly.
Looking at the content of the comments again, they are all: the original poster is not a eunuch, please come back soon to update.
Xi Tong refreshed it casually, and the result showed that the post could not be found. The only person who could delete the post in the book review area was himself.
So Xi Tong went to the book review area and refreshed it, and sure enough he saw a familiar name.
Ge Nai Xianren: I have been exhausted from standing at the comic exhibition these days. We have to queue up to go to the restroom. The organizer actually asked us to go to the restroom next door. Humph, I’m so angry!
(1st floor) Xi Tong: Touch your head and feel okay.
(2nd floor) Ahriempress: It’s not a sofa. I laughed and touched the dog’s head upstairs.
(3rd floor) Ahriempress: Holy shit, watch the master from close range.
(4th floor) iill: The 3rd floor is a pervert, the 2nd floor is even more perverted, the 1st floor...gives tea to the boss.
(5th floor) Eternal Lord: 2 and 3 are actually the same person, but why are they two faces?
(Floor 6) May this moment last forever: The original poster, the lady’s clothing boss, has completed the appraisal.
…………
Opening the document, Xi Tong started writing the manuscript again.
He deleted the Eagle Eye Technique, leaving only the basic part in front, and then tried his best to remove the elves' rich epic narrative style, and wrote the entire article in an easy-to-understand manner, and then...
Xi Tong suddenly deleted all the articles he had written, and then changed his writing style. Not only did he retain the rich epic style of the elves, but he also used classical Chinese to write the entire article.
The result is that elementary school students feel burning numbness on their scalps, and college students feel numbness on their lips due to MMP.
However, if you pick up the Chinese textbook and compare it carefully, you can barely read it. After reading it a few times, you can barely understand the meaning.
"Creation" Chapter 3: The secret of developing a cute girl with big eyes. After she is trained, let's go to the D&G headquarters to watch.
I tried it and found that such a long chapter title was actually available. I couldn’t help but give Dian Niang a thumbs up.
Therefore, the style of "Creation" changed from Chapter 3, and even native Chinese people had to read the book a hundred times to understand its meaning, let alone foreigners who did not understand Chinese culture.
There are also some China experts who try to translate and teach their compatriots.
then……
"The meaning of this sentence is to let you meditate on the image of smoke along the Yanyan eaves and smoke in the eyes. Imagine yourself as..."
"Wait, what are you talking about? That, that, is that..."
"You mean Yān?"
"no."
"Yán?"
"Is there a difference?"
"Is it Yàn?"
"Fake, are you stuttering? You keep pronouncing the same word. Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"Fake, you idiot, that's why you stutter."
"Shan'ao mattress water chestnut!"
After being proven by tens of millions of examples, many far-sighted foreigners know that a peerless martial arts secret book has appeared in the mysterious East, and a young man named Jared even made a video about it.
He said: This martial arts secret book is not under a cliff, nor in a mysterious temple, nor is it sealed in a weapon, but is published publicly on the Internet. Even in the Western world, one can easily browse that website and see that book.
Martial arts secrets.
However, there is no soft use. Even HSK level 4 may not be able to recognize all the characters above, because it was written thousands of years ago... It should be the language of Han. Please note that it is Han from China, not that one.
Small country Han.
So, you need to read a lot of books from thousands of years ago, if you can understand them. Then you have to understand a lot of things that can only be understood but not expressed, and...
After five minutes of playback, the host suddenly held his head in a frenzy, indicating that he could no longer edit. Then the tone changed to black and white, and a cool song started playing.
Being able to drive this up master crazy shows how profound Xi Tong has written the exercises.
The most amazing thing is the enthusiastic book friends in the book review area.
Under the guise of solving the doubts of foreign friends, they actually led people into the pit. Many of the replies also maintained a strange tacit understanding. When they saw white people speaking in vernacular, when they saw yellow people speaking in yellow, they did not miss the mark.
A little bit of talk.
Many foreign institutions are being driven crazy!
They have realized that this is a new direction of human evolution, and the Chinese people are already running on this road, but their own countries don't even know where they are.
However, some people pointed out the way for them - full Chineseization!
Learn Chinese, speak Chinese, and learn Eastern culture. Only by thoroughly brainwashing yourself can you truly understand the essence of those martial arts secrets.
However, who dares to mention this kind of thing to the top?
These public figures have spoken out in various media, but they themselves don't know how to make this unreasonable request.
Let’s talk about blockade and embargo. The article is right there and can be printed on an A4 paper. When it comes to blockade and embargo, it seems that our own people have gone too far.
But if not, what should I say?
Is it to be blamed that Zheng He did not bring an army with him when he went to the Western Seas, and did not use a knife to force his ancestors to speak Chinese?