Xi Tong pointed to his nose and deliberately said in a hoarse voice: "Are you talking about me?"
"Is there anyone else here?"
The boss reached behind his waist and took out a brick, weighed it in his hands and made a fierce expression.
"Believe it or not... Believe it or not, I will hit myself on the head with a brick and then accuse you of murder."
Damn it, you still have something like this?
However, looking at the dull expressions of the second and fourth children, it was obvious that this was a routine they had already discussed.
Xi Tong's body moved, and the boss didn't see his movement clearly. He only felt a light touch in his hand, and then the brick fell into Xi Tong's hand.
The three animals were all stunned, and all the lines that had been programmed were rotten in their stomachs and could not be spoken.
Xi Tong pinched the corner of the turning head and broke it off with force, like tearing bread, and broke off the corner of the brick.
Then, under the disbelieving gazes of the three animals, the brick corners were crushed into grains, rolled into dough, and fluttered in the wind between the fingers.
The three animals all looked as if they were petrified. They stood stunned for a long time and could not utter a single word.
Xi Tong wanted to yell "Go away".
But he knew that the three guys were completely sincere to him.
Although Xi Tong didn't ask, he could tell from their daily conversations that the three guys would definitely be asking about Ye Yiruo and her whereabouts when they were free, in order to create opportunities for themselves.
Even though the chance was slim, they persisted.
What is a roommate?
That is, if you put 100 yuan on the table, no one will touch it, but if you put a bag of melon seeds, you will definitely be hurt if you come back with the skin left.
Although these three guys often blackmail themselves, often pour cold water on themselves, and often make themselves look more open...
But they are secretly helping themselves silently and quietly.
If he hadn't happened to be opposite them, if he and Ye Yiruo hadn't been boyfriend and girlfriend, they would have kept this matter secret, and he would never have known about it for the rest of his life.
Is this the brother's feelings? Why don't I be moved at all, but I want to beat them?
"roll!"
Xi Tong really didn't know how to smooth over this situation, so he could only roar angrily.
The three guys quickly rubbed oil on their soles and ran for more than ten meters before turning back.
"Just wait, after we achieve great success, today's shame will be repaid tenfold."
"Yes, when we master the savage iron fist, we will beat you to the point where your face will be full of peach blossoms."
Xi Tong: (;?_?) You three idiots, couldn’t you recognize what I was using to break the bricks?
But that's fine, they finally got back from setting up street stalls.
Practice, young man!
Ye Yiruo held her stomach and giggled, laughing so hard.
She coughed and took off her mask, taking several deep breaths to calm down.
"Your roommate is so awesome. He immediately identified me as Ye Yiruo through the mask, but he didn't see who you were from the beginning to the end. It's really, really..."
Ye Yiruo really didn't know what words to use to describe it.
Xi Tong had a dark face and walked forward minding his own business.
Ye Yiruo jogged to keep up, "Hey, are you really not playing an oboe?"
"Is this necessary?"
"Yes, it was so funny. I laughed so much that I couldn't stand up straight. What happened today will definitely become the most unforgettable memory in college. It will be engraved in my heart for the rest of my life. By the way, I will also keep your name in my heart.
"
Yes, under normal circumstances, which class girl would remember the name of a loser boy?
Even if they save their mobile phone numbers, they will definitely note "buy water", "buy rice", "buy snacks", and maybe even make up a number 1 for buying water and number 2 for buying water.
But after being disturbed by three living treasures, his name was remembered.
Moreover, when the boss is playing tricks with bricks, if the opponent is a straw bag with a silver wax gun tip, he may just collapse on the ground and beg for mercy, and the impression score will be reduced by 100.
Thinking about it this way, the three animals are not just being funny, but their brain circuits are so strange that most people can't keep up.
Ye Yiruo raised his head and asked: "What are you going to do about the three of them?"
What else can I do? Of course I forgive them.
However, Ye Yiruo did not intend to forgive Xi Tong.
"Explain the first video on the glasses."
"Who are you dreaming about?"
"What are you doing in the dream?"
"Speak quickly! Let's be lenient if we confess!"
Xi Tong begged for mercy, "Aren't you curious how I break bricks? I can teach you."
"I'm not interested, I don't want to learn! Say it quickly!"
…
In the sex room, Xi Tong took a glass of water and poured it into his stomach.
Thirsty!
I explained all the way, and my throat was filled with smoke.
The students looked at the coach in confusion, always feeling that something was wrong, but they couldn't explain it.
It seems that he is more handsome than before.
Xi Tong had something on his mind, so he gave some pointers and let everyone practice freely.
When no one was paying attention, Xi Tong covered the bucket with his palm, and in the system space, the fist-sized holy water of life instantly shrunk by half.
A faint pink color appeared out of thin air in the bucket, and then melted, dyeing the entire bucket of water a faint pink color.
The bucket was dark blue, which perfectly covered up the faint color difference. After two minutes, the Holy Water of Life melted into the water perfectly and disappeared completely.
The students who sweated a lot from strenuous exercise soon became thirsty. When Xi Tong clapped his hands and rested, more than 20 people gathered over and lined up to receive water.
It is not advisable to drink water immediately after strenuous exercise, especially drinking a large amount of water, which will not only destroy the effect of exercise, but also cause damage to the body.
The students all understand this truth, so they all try it briefly, only to moisten their lips and soothe their dry and smoking throats.
But... this water tastes so good, it's a little sweet as Nongfu Spring said.
It tastes good, really tastes good. You can feel a silky smooth liquid spreading in your mouth and then flowing down your throat into your stomach.
Is this really water? I have drank more than 20 years of water in vain.
One bucket of water was divided up in an instant, and then someone immediately moved to the second bucket. After opening it, he tasted it. Damn it, what does this smell like? Isn’t this called water?
Xi Tong smiled secretly in his heart, hiding his merit and fame.
After get off work, Ye Yiruo was sent back to the dormitory as usual.
A few minutes later, Xi Tong stood outside the dormitory door, struggling for a long time, and finally opened the door.
The eldest brother was as before, flicking the ashes of his cigarette gracefully, but the second and fourth sons had sad faces, sitting on the bed, holding the sun in their hands, looking like they were deep in thought.
Seeing Xi Tong entering the door, he just turned his head but said nothing, obviously not prepared to tell what happened in the afternoon.
Fourth child: "Ergou, your sunglasses."
The second child didn't even raise his head, "Lost it!"
"Er Gou, I mean, your sunglasses are with San Gou."
Xi Tong was stunned. Damn it, he was so stupid that he forgot this detail.
The second child looked over and sighed, "Third child, it seems I can't hide it from you anymore. Now I can only tell you the truth."
Xi Tong thought to himself, it would be better not to say anything.
"Third brother, you must have heard about that handsome guy, but I advise you to give up. Even if you wear the same style of sunglasses, you are still not one-tenth as handsome as him."
Xi Tong:……
But that’s fine, since I don’t have to explain myself. So I cooperated and looked sad and frustrated.
At this time, the boss on the upper bunk said: "Three, today we helped you check on that handsome guy. Although we didn't find out which school he was from, we found that someone else was following that handsome guy."
The boss just said something casually, but it sounded like a thunder in Xi Tong's ears.
Someone is following me and investigating me?
No, it should be tracking and investigating Ye Yiruo.