Looking at the bare meat on the table, Xi Tong didn't know how to explain it, so he simply struck first.
"It was the one who started the attack! Succulent mutated."
Holy shit!
The eldest brother and the second child looked at Xi Tong as if he was crazy. They took paper towels and helped the fourth child deal with it, then took him inside to wash off the sticky liquid on his face.
Xi Tong took the opportunity to put on a garbage bag and clean the dart board behind the door.
Then……
"Oh my God, why are my hands swollen?"
"My hands are swollen too!"
"Ouch, my head is swollen!"
Seeing the appearance of the three people, Xi Tong suddenly felt that if everyone learned this skill, the world would be happier and more harmonious, and succulents would become a must-plant in every household.
It is better to eat without meat than to live without a lot of meat.
"I told you, your succulent pot has mutated."
Xi Tong's words instantly drew two pairs of eyes. As for the fourth child, his face was swollen into a pig's head and his eyes were so crowded that he could no longer see.
"My hands are still swollen, what's going on?"
"Are we poisoned? Will we die? Third child, why are you okay?"
Xi Tong was helpless, "I told you, that pot of succulents has mutated. Otherwise, I'll give you 12o."
A few minutes later, an explosive news broke in the school's circle of friends, which was as popular as Zhao Dachuan's previous confession.
According to eyewitnesses: Due to unknown reasons, the hands and heads of three students from Yicheng x school became abnormally swollen, swelling to 2-3 times that of ordinary people. After examination at the hospital, it was said that there was no abnormality in the bodies of the three people. This station solemnly
I declare that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, people are not allowed to become spirits. I hope that citizens will not believe in rumors and spread rumors.
However, the circle of friends is filled with all kinds of real-life pictures, such as a face that is as swollen as a stainless steel basin, and fingers that are as swollen as a carrot. There are pictures and truths, and all kinds of theories are spreading.
As a result, the three funny men living in the hospital became the favorites in the eyes of reporters.
"I would like to ask you three students, what is the reason why you are so swollen?"
The second child: "Can you speak human language? Change it!"
"Handsome guy, can you tell me what makes you so big, thick, and hard! If possible, our station would like to conduct an exclusive interview with you in private and have an in-depth exchange..."
The second child nodded with satisfaction, "Forget the in-depth exchange, we are still busy with business. Let me tell you briefly, the main reason is that I have been exhausted from the military training these days, and the food in the cafeteria has not been revoked, so it is inevitable that there will be resentment.
Ah, this anger will kill you, so..."
Beauty reporter: Hahaha, you still know **...
Soon, the school conducted a surprise inspection of the cafeteria and dealt with a number of cases where public dissatisfaction boiled over. Then they had in-depth discussions with the instructors, and the intensity dropped sharply in the following days.
Then, a group of school leaders came over to visit, and asked the three of them about their difficulties in life, their learning deficiencies, their emotional problems...
Well, this is not under the control of the school, but they can take care of it if they ask.
After the leaders left, the counselor hinted: "I will apply for the three of you when the scholarship is evaluated. If I meet again for an interview, I will say something nice for the school. After all, the school leaders are really enthusiastic about their work and really care about the students."
Responsible."
However, the three teasers shook their heads in unison.
The counselor thought, "Oh shit, I made it so obvious, why didn't you cooperate? Forget it, let me tell you more directly."
At this time, the boss pointed to Xi Tong beside the hospital bed,
"We 7o1 share the blessings and the hardships. Although the third child is unreasonable and abandons us when we are suffering, we must not abandon him when we are enjoying the blessings. We would rather give up the scholarship collectively."
The counselor understood instantly and secretly thought that he was really regressing as he lived, and his speaking skills were not even as good as those of a student.
Look at what they say, how righteous, confident, and convincing they are, as if they really want to give up.
"Everyone of you four has a share."
Boss:?.?
The counselor thought the boss was dissatisfied, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Wait a minute!"
Xi Tong: Is there still such an operation?
The counselor left with satisfaction, but the funny guys looked at Xi Tong with dissatisfied eyes.
The boss pointed to the empty space in the middle of the hospital bed and said, "Bring a stool over here and sit on it."
Xi Tong felt so guilty that he sat on the stool without even daring to raise his head. He thought to himself that no matter what kind of criticism and struggle, he would accept it unconditionally, so he was venting his anger on them.
The boss snorted, "Three, it's now this time, do you still want to keep hiding it?"
The second child: "Why don't you tell me honestly? Tell me what happened in detail!"
The fourth child: “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Xi Tong thought to himself: This is really hard to talk about. Where should I start?
"Brothers, do you still remember the catastrophe I talked about last time?"
The boss immediately interrupted: "You don't need to say anything, we all know the matter."
Xi Tong: "Now that you know, I feel relieved."
"But we don't trust you!" the boss and the second child said together.
Xi Tong was speechless, is there anyone on this earth who can fight better than me?
The second child: "Third, tell me honestly, are you working on any special weapons?"
Xi Tong secretly thought: I have indeed made a special weapon, which will be the most important weapon of the country in the future, refugees, but how do you know?
Damn it, I'm talking in my sleep again.
Forget it, now that things have happened, I have nothing to hide. Anyway, my spiritual energy will recover in two and a half months, so I'll have a showdown with them.
At this time, the fourth child, whose hand was not injured, handed the boss a cigarette, lit it, and the boss puffed away beautifully.
"Third, were you emotionally hurt and wanted to take revenge on your love rival and die with him, so you used biochemical weapons in the dormitory?"
Damn it? Boss, you have such a big brain, you can think of all this.
"You must promise me to give up this idea and put an end to this idea."
I wasn't feeling well at all, so Xi Tong raised his hand and made an oath that it wouldn't hurt or itch.
The boss was very satisfied with Xi Tong's proactive and cooperative attitude, "Actually, we have planned to help you change your appearance and strive to make you as handsome as that handsome guy. If you have a chance, don't give up on yourself!"
Xi Tong was speechless, but he still followed the two funny words. The meaty matter was finally resolved perfectly, and no one doubted it.
Seeing the miserable appearance of the three guys, Xi Tong couldn't bear it, so he might as well make it up to them.
"System, scan and see what attributes these three teasers have."
"Damn it, you are also of wood nature! Why don't you have a clear mind?"
"Master, the system has no brains."
"Read the word 'system' to me again."
Xi Tong finally realized that it was no wonder that the brain circuits of the three funny people were different from those of normal people. It turned out that they all had pure wooden constitutions.
No wonder these three guys are inseparable, have the same chemistry, and have a surprisingly tacit understanding, always being on the same channel.
In this case, just accept my sincerity.
"True Esoteric Plant Affinity" x3!
If you want to live a decent life, why don't you have some green on your head?