It's my birthday today, I'm asking you guys for a day off
Xi Tong is a thief, a unique thief.
He can take things out of boxes, and he can also take out people, objects, and mosaics in the computer through the monitor.
Although the things taken out of the computer will disappear in just a few seconds, it is not without gain.
In elementary school, Xi Tong discovered that he could steal other people's knowledge, skills, and experiences, so he quickly mastered knowledge that was beyond the reach of ordinary people, enough to cope with any form of examination in all schools.
When he was in junior high school, Xi Tong discovered that he could steal other people's luck. From then on, he had good luck, and people always charged the wrong phone bill to his account, and he could kill five times while playing games with his eyes closed.
After high school, Xi Tong's ability did not change at all, so he spent three years in disappointment. On the first day of college military training, Xi Tong was sitting in the corner to rest. When the class beauty passed by, he stumbled and fell into his arms.
Full of warmth and fragrance.
Xi Tong was a little confused. According to past experience, luck is a consumable. I haven't used my ability recently. How could I be so lucky? It's also lucky. Has my ability been upgraded again? I wonder what I can steal this time.
That night, Xi Tong's WeChat received a friend request. The friend was added through the class WeChat group. After checking his name, he found that Ye Yiruo was the class beauty who fell.
"Are you trying to scold me?"
Xi Tong was worried because when Ye Yiruo fell, he reached out to help her, but his hands were in places where they shouldn't be, supporting parts that couldn't be supported.
Although the starting point is kind and the process is wonderful, the results may be a bit embarrassing.
Xi Tong, who was still reluctant to wash his hands, sighed helplessly, "Just scold me, I admit it."
After verification, Xi Tong was wondering whether he should say sorry or something, but the other person spoke first.
"Thanks."
There seems to be something wrong with the script.
"You're welcome."
Then the other person stopped talking. After a long time, about an hour later, he finally sent another "good night". Xi Tong immediately replied "good night", and then nothing more happened.
Xi Tong was uneasy all night. He kept thinking: Could this "thank you" be used in the same way as "haha"? Could "good night" mean "his eyes were closed but not opened" as Xiao Shenyang said?
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The next day, Xi Tong came to the playground with dark circles under his eyes. He searched and searched but could not find Ye Yiruo. He secretly asked a few girls, but learned that Ye Yiruo had a sprained leg and could not go downstairs.
Unable to participate in military training, I took a long leave.
Wiping away the hot sweat, Xi Tong was thinking about whether he might have fallen too.
At noon, Xi Tong bought a Yunnan Baiyao spray, took a meal with him, and then walked towards the girls' dormitory building. After all, he was the class beauty just chosen by everyone, and his address was not a secret at all.
As soon as Xi Tong arrived at his destination, he found a boy holding a giant bouquet. The bouquet was so huge that it was as tall as a person in diameter. If he didn't have some wrist strength, he might not be able to pick it up.
"The legendary 999 roses?" Xi Tong sighed in a low voice, "How much does it cost?"
This happened to be heard by the boy, who smiled and said: "It's not expensive, only 2 yuan each, which adds up to 2,000 yuan. Of course, if it's Valentine's Day or Chinese Valentine's Day, this bouquet of flowers costs tens of thousands."
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Xi Tong didn't expect that the other party heard him, and his face suddenly became hot.
At this time, the handsome guy looked at his watch and sighed: "It's been half an hour. It looks like there is no chance today."
Xi Tong had a good impression of the handsome guy, so he comforted him: "It's okay, Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times before inviting Zhuge Liang out. If you visit the thatched cottage three times, you will definitely be able to hug Huang Yueying."
Xi Tong regretted it after saying it. His original intention was to comfort him, but his words clearly sounded like he was saying that the other party would fail again. Moreover, Huang Yueying was not a good-looking person and her nickname was A Chou. The implication of her words was that the other party could hold her in his arms.
The dinosaurs are back.
However, the handsome guy smiled freely and said, "Thanks to your good wishes, if I can really succeed three times, I will treat you to a full banquet."
Seeing the camouflage uniform on Xi Tong and the lunch box in his hand, the handsome guy asked with a smile: "Junior is here to deliver food to his girlfriend?" He gave a thumbs up and praised: "Awesome, there is a girl just after my freshman year.
My friend, you are much better than me."
Xi Tong smiled awkwardly, "It's not what you think, just ordinary friends."
In fact, we don't even exchange names, so we can't even be considered ordinary friends.
"Don't be embarrassed, any couple is not just friends. Come on, I'm optimistic about you!"
"No, no, no, it's really not what you want." Xi Tong explained quickly, "I accidentally hurt my classmate, and I came here to apologize today. You see, I still have medicine with me."
"Haha, there is no need to explain. Explanation is just a cover-up." The handsome guy took out a dozen flowers from the bouquet and said, "How can you visit a patient with nothing? At least buy some fruits and bring a bouquet of flowers. Here are these for you."
"Hey, hey, it's really not what you think."
"What? You look down on me? Or do you think my flowers are unlucky?"
"No, no, it definitely doesn't mean that."
"Then take it, hurry up! Reach out!"
Xi Tong had no choice but to reach out and take the flowers and watch the other party tie a beautiful bow on them with a ribbon.
"Go!" The handsome guy clenched his fists and cheered.
There were many passers-by watching the confession. When they saw that the confession failed, they were ready to go back to their homes. But when they saw something new, they all turned around and stopped to watch.
"come on!"
"I'm optimistic about you!"
"Have courage and charge the duck!"
Xi Tong was moved in his heart. These seniors were so enthusiastic and friendly. If I continued to decline, it would be a bit disrespectful. Forget it, just follow what they said and explain to Ye Yiruo afterwards.
Xi Tong sent a voice message to his mobile phone: "I have a gift for you, but I can't enter the dormitory. How about you come down here? I'm right downstairs from you."
Xi Tong's voice was loud, as if a young boy in love was declaring his sovereignty to the whole world. Everyone around him could hear it clearly. The handsome guy threw the bouquet worth 1,976 yuan on the ground and applauded with crackling crackles. Others also applauded.
, cheer Xi Tong up.
Ye Yiruo replied: "Okay, but my feet are inconvenient, please wait for me a little longer."
Seeing these words, Xi Tong felt reassured. He put his phone in his pocket and clasped his fists to thank everyone around him.
"It's down, it's down!" The sharp-eyed classmates immediately cheered, "Ye Yiruo is down, Ouhou, the senior's confession was successful."
Xi Tong was stunned for a moment, I have just entered the freshman year, where are the seniors? Could it be that there are kids from the senior year of high school here?
Seeing Ye Yiruo appear, the handsome guy looked at the bouquet dropped on the ground in confusion, wondering whether he should bend down to pick it up.
At the same time, Xi Jinping walked a few steps forward, presented the lunch box as if offering a treasure, and then took out Yunnan Baiyao aerosol from his pocket.
Ye Yiruo took the thing and turned to look at the flower in Xi Tong's hand.
Xi Tong's face turned red and he stuttered: "Just now a senior told me that you can't visit a patient empty-handed. Even if you don't buy some fruit, you should bring a bouquet of flowers. Oh, by the way, he gave me these flowers too."
.The senior is really a good person.”
Ye Yiruo suppressed her laughter, took the flowers generously, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the flowers. This is the happiest gift I have received today!"
Just as Xi Tong was about to explain, Ye Yiruo blinked his eyes playfully, "By the way, thank that senior for me, he is really a good person!"
Turning his back to Xi Tong and waving his hand, Ye Yiruo limped inside.
Wow! The audience was instantly excited.
God is such a good guy!
Is this filming a movie?
Where's the director? Where's the camera?
Xi Tong still didn't know what happened. He looked left and right, but couldn't find the handsome guy, so he shook his head in disappointment and walked towards the boys' dormitory.
When passing by a small forest, Xi Tong saw a familiar figure.
"It's you, the senior. Thank you so much for the flowers. My classmate was very happy. She asked me to thank you and said you are a good person."
However, the senior's face did not have the warm smile before. Instead, it turned red, purple, and finally dark, making people wonder whether he had African chieftain ancestry.
"Junior, it really opened my eyes and I admire you." The handsome guy stretched out his right hand, "My name is Zhao Dachuan, what do you call me junior?"
Xi Tong stretched out his hand quickly and was about to answer when he felt a pain in his palm.
Crunch!
The bones are about to break.
"It turns out to be Senior Zhao. Thank you for meeting me. My name is Xi Tong." Xi Tong twitched his hand, but failed to pull it out. "Senior Zhao's hands are so strong. Oops, I can't do it anymore. Senior Zhao let go."
However, Zhao Dachuan added more energy, "I wonder what the relationship is between my junior and Ye Yiruo? Are they fellow villagers or relatives?"
"It's nothing, we are just classmates. I met her for the first time yesterday. Oh, really, didn't I tell you just now?"
Crunch!
Feeling the strength on his hand increasing for the third time, Xi Tong finally shouted out regardless of his appearance. Anyway, this place was remote and there was no one around, so he wasn't afraid of embarrassment.
I can't hold on anymore, my hand is about to break!
Under the crisis, Xi Tong subconsciously activated his ability, and then his eyes widened in disbelief.
The luck stolen from Zhao Dachuan is endless and continuous, like a river. Compared with Zhao Dachuan's luck, those who won 5 million in the past are simply half a bucket of water.
It seemed that Xi Tong's good luck had worked. Zhao Dachuan reduced the strength in his hands and his tone was no longer so harsh and cold.
I only heard him say sincerely: "Junior, I have an unkind request. I hope you can leave Ye Yiruo and give her to me!"
Xi Tong's eyes widened in disbelief, and a thought flashed through his mind, "Senior, could it be that the person you are confessing to is Ye Yiruo?"
Zhao Dachuan nodded, "If you agree, junior, I can give you 10,000 yuan now."
When he activated his ability again, a bunch of memories immediately appeared in his mind. As soon as he saw the tip of the iceberg, Xi Tong was so frightened that his legs trembled and he almost sat down on the ground.
"Okay, okay! No problem!" Xi Tong said with a smile while concealing the fear in his heart: "Cash or scan the QR code?"
Zhao Dachuan was suspicious, "Aren't you changing a little too fast?"
Xi Tong's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately said angrily: "If Ye Yiruo is the beauty of the class, how could she fall in love with a poor girl like me? Don't think I don't know, she is just using me as a shield."
Zhao Dachuan thought about it briefly and seemed to agree with Xi Tong's statement, so he slowly let go.
However, Xi Tong was very reluctant to give up. He grabbed Zhao Dachuan's wrist and activated his ability again, "Only a talented person like you, senior, is worthy of a goddess! Senior, you can chase me, but I will not only not hinder you, but I will also cheer for you, come on."
Cheer!”
At the same time, there was a "ding" in Xi Tong's mind: "The Grand Time Travel System has been modified successfully, the host meets the startup conditions, and the system is starting up for the first time..."
Damn it, my abilities have indeed evolved, and I can even steal the system.
Zhao Dachuan patted Xi Tong on the shoulder, "Okay, junior, we have an agreement. Add us on WeChat and I will give you the money."
Xi Tong really didn't know what to say, and the only thing he could do was to continue to use his abilities. Unfortunately, Zhao Dachuan had been drained of all his power, and he had gained nothing for several consecutive times.
"Junior, why don't you let go?"
Zhao Dachuan felt disgusted in his heart, so he took his hand back and rubbed it behind his back, thinking to himself: I didn't expect this loser student to be gay, no wonder he was so quick and easy when letting him leave Ye Yiruo.
After a minute, the two parted ways.
When Xi Tong walked out of the woods, his legs went weak. If he hadn't been holding on to a tree, he would have fallen to his knees on the ground.
"What a risk, I actually walked away from the gate of hell."