Chapter 931: The First Rapper of Fengshen (1/5) Tribute to 2019
It is a common characteristic of emperors to be overjoyed and happy.
There is nothing wrong with this. After all, everyone has their own hobbies or desires. The poor play cars and the rich play bitches, and the losers play with mobile phones and computers.
The difference is whether you have the ability to realize your desires.
It's normal to work as a young model in a club that has money, or to work as a young model in a club that doesn't have money. If you put in the effort, you will get something. You work honestly and operate legally.
But there is a problem if you cheat and steal for your own preferences.
Take the emperor as an example. If your treasury is rich and you have too much money and no place to spend it, you can use it to recruit troops and buy horses to drive away the Xiongnu from the north. If you make an immortal contribution, you can be called the emperor of the ages.
But your treasury is so poor that you are running around like a rat, and you still want to build a palace and play with rocks, and increase taxes, increase taxes, and increase taxes. This is suicidal.
King Zhou was not poor, on the contrary, he was very rich.
It's just that he can't spend his money, and even if he can, he doesn't know what to buy.
Destroying Dongyi was a task that the Shang Dynasty failed to complete in history until its demise.
It was precisely because the army was out attacking Dongyi that it gave the Western Zhou Dynasty the opportunity to steal their homes. All the slaves who were armed before the battle rebelled. King Zhou even contributed the word "betray" before his death.
Just like in history, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty conquered Goguryeo three times, but the rear collapsed.
In the world of Fengshen, a lot of history has changed because of the little butterfly Xi Tong.
Not to mention that the Dongyi War was advanced for decades, and was bulldozed in one wave.
King Zhou was quite inflated and wished that the whole world would know about his great achievements.
I, Zi Shou, am the king of men—a being as great as heaven and earth.
It's a pity that in an era when communication relies entirely on shouting, it's hard to find someone with a loud voice. Even if you find someone, so what, you won't be heard after a while, and you might be forgotten next year.
King Zhou also wanted future generations to know his achievements.
The ministers don't think so.
It has always been said that when the king is strong and his ministers are weak, a big net like wood carvings and clay sculptures is the best king.
What's more, there are many princes in the Great Shang Dynasty, and these princes are all like earth emperors. To them, a foolish, violent, licentious and immoral king is a good king.
Therefore, King Zhou's desire was destined to be unappreciated.
The ministers can't do it, the princes can't do it, the people who practice Taoism...
People who practice Taoism do hope that the luck of the human race will prosper, but they do not want to see the luck of the human king increase. If that is the case, all the merits will be attributed to the king of humans, and the people who practice Taoism will not be busy in vain.
so……
Oh shit, we have a traitor in our midst.
After hearing what Grand Master Wen Zhong said and seeing Zhao Gongming dressed as an outsider, all the courtiers and Taoists in the palace fell silent.
What kind of method is this? Why don’t you breathe beforehand? Can you still have fun playing?
Zhao Gongming is not only the disciple of the leader of the Jie Sect, but also the eldest brother of Empress Sanxiao. He is a very important figure in the Jie Sect, both in terms of personal strength and influence.
However, when such a person saw Queen Zhou, he arranged his clothes very seriously and then knelt down with a big bow.
Not to mention all the ministers, even King Zhou was stunned by this scene.
Although he is the king of the human race, equal to heaven and earth, there have been too many kings since the birth of the human race, and heaven and earth have always been the same one, so the status of the human king is invisibly weaker.
What's more, although the human race is powerful, it is not powerful enough to be the only one in the world and needs the support of various sects.
It is precisely because of this that people who practice Taoism have always been arrogant. The king might show some respect to people like Fu Xi and Xuanyuan, but King Zhou would not mention it.
Therefore, when Zhao Gongming came to pay homage during this great ceremony, King Zhou was stunned and did not even hear clearly what Zhao Gongming said.
An unprecedented honor, the first time.
But after all the excitement, there was endless confusion.
What did he just say? How should I answer?
Grand Master Wen Zhong quickly acted as a repeater and repeated Zhao Gongming's purpose. At the end, he added, "Let people get up quickly. He was still kneeling."
King Zhou was embarrassed, so he quickly got up and walked off the stage, and helped Zhao Gongming up with his own hands.
"Little Dongyi, if you send me to one side, you will be destroyed immediately. Why should the immortal care about such a trivial matter, and why do you need a big gift?"
He said no, no, no, but his eyes were very honest, and he kept glancing at the brocade box held in Zhao Gongming's hand. The hands holding Zhao Gongming's arms seemed to be enthusiastic, but in fact they were holding on tightly, for fear that Zhao Gongming would run away.
King Zhou was born with supernatural power. Even without any cultivation, he could support beams and change pillars with just his arm strength. If Zhao Gongming had not been blessed with cultivation, he would have been lying on the ground right now.
Without revealing King Zhou's little thoughts, Zhao Gongming directly started bragging.
"The king is wise, powerful, and has outstanding achievements. He is not only the king of the world, but also the wise king of all generations. Being able to coexist with the king for this life is a blessing that the common people have cultivated for three lifetimes."
All the ministers and practitioners cursed in their hearts: Fellow Taoist, this is too much. Damn it, don't brag so exaggeratedly, okay? Please lower your power and leave some words for us.
King Zhou smiled happily.
After dealing with monks for so long, I was either treated as a little transparent, or as a second grandson, so the immortal elder in front of me gave me respect and courtesy. This respect is the supreme gift, and everything else is worthless.
Mention.
So, what does this brocade box contain?
Zhao Gongming had already been warned by his master before he came, and he had been minting coins for half a year under his supervision and guidance, so he deeply understood the importance of this matter.
This is not only for future sectarian disputes, but also for your own personal future, and there is no room for carelessness.
"Your Majesty, please look!"
When the brocade box is opened, 24 bright red Kongfang coins are immediately revealed.
King Zhou had never seen money before, so he naturally didn't know what it was. However, the moment he opened the brocade box, the jewels bursting out made his eyes light up, and the palace around him shone brightly.
Needless to say, honey.
Zhao Gongming showed great etiquette in front of him and showed off a bunch of rainbow farts. King Zhou's happiness was already overwhelming. The box contained a bunch of weeds. King Zhou might also be able to pull out a good saying: "Gifts of grass from a thousand miles are light on people and heavy on intentions."
, not to mention the contents in the box are not bad.
"The immortal has good intentions, and the son is respected."
King Zhou let go of Zhao Gongming's arm and held it towards the brocade box. Zhao Gongming retracted his hands.
"Your Majesty, this thing is not for you."
Bu Mucao, a minister of King Zhou.
"Your Majesty, don't be anxious!"
Zhao Gongming took a step back, turned around and showed the contents of the brocade box to everyone in the palace, and then started to explain in a clear voice.
"Don't you, gentlemen, think that this thing is small, but it can pry the heaven and earth, drive away ghosts and gods, move mountains and rivers to make way. Don't think that this thing is light, but it can control the country, dominate the four directions, level the heads of thieves, and cut off the hearts of thieves."
Don't think this thing is ugly, but it can..."
In order to convince others, you must first convince yourself. Regardless of whether others believe it or not, Zhao Gongming believed it himself. In a state of narcissism, he began to shake his shoulders and legs as he spoke.
That situation was simply like the Dashang version of a rap concert.
Body movements are contagious, especially the invisible intimidation exuded by Zhao Gongming's powerful strength. King Zhou and his ministers were all affected by him and started to tremble.
That scene was like an Ah San movie, where he would dance whenever he disagreed.
After a cup of tea, Zhao Gongming finally closed his eyes with unfinished thoughts, pondered for a few seconds, and then slowly opened them.
The ministers who had been drained of their mental and physical strength immediately staggered around. King Zhou also felt that the world was spinning, and his vision went dark and he lay down.
Zhao Gongming was stunned for a moment, and an unpleasant feeling suddenly arose.
It's too much, this matter is probably going to be pornographic.