Chapter 139 Don't need eighty-eight, just eighty-eight
Because the quality of this batch of roasted flying birds is very average, Sumu is not embarrassed to charge a high price.
He coughed, straightened his throat, and said in a low, seductive tone: "That's a good question! How much does a roasted bird cost? Not eighty-eight thousand, not sixty-six thousand, limited time.
The special price is only 8,800! Why is it so cheap? Because it is self-produced and sold, the price is not exaggerated! Look at it, the quality is guaranteed, high quality and low price, economical and affordable. At 8,080, you cannot be fooled or deceived.
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The more Su Mu talked, the more addicted he became, and the more excited he became, all kinds of advertising slogans kept popping out of his mouth.
But everyone who heard his sales pitch changed their faces, especially when they saw that he was talking endlessly without any sign of stopping. Finally, they couldn't stand it any more, and they all spoke out to stop him.
"Stop, stop, stop, please be a human being and stop talking!"
"We buy it, why don't we buy it?"
"How many TV shopping ads have you watched? You know the lines so well. I'm really wronging you for coming to practice."
Everyone looked frightened, as they seemed to be annoyed by advertisements such as TV shopping.
Kevin was quite interested.
Seeing that Su Mu was stopped and could not continue to promote, he felt very regretful: "Hey, why did you stop? I want to listen to more, it feels very interesting, and I want to learn from it."
When Gu Ranxi and others heard his words, their expressions changed again, and they all stopped him.
"No! You don't want to!"
"Quickly give up this terrible idea!"
"You're not good at learning anything, so why would you want to learn this? You usually talk a lot, and if you have to learn this again, then who can bear it! We don't want you to chant to the ferocious beast Barabala when we are doing homework in a team.
A lot of advertising, it’s not crazy, we have to be crazy first!”
These days, Kevin and Gu Ranxi get along fairly well.
At the beginning, they formed a team of bosses, and Kevin paid for them to help with homework together.
But after finishing the initial Earth Wolf homework, Gu Ranxi and the others discovered that although Kevin talked a little too much, he still had some skills, especially the luxury equipment, which was not only expensive, but also very powerful.
Can play a big role in the team.
So for the next few missions, we actually formed a team with him, instead of being a boss team with an employment relationship like before.
It is also because of this that Kevin attaches great importance to the opinions of his teammates. When he saw that they were all opposed to him learning lines for advertising and sales, although he felt regretful, he could only give up the idea.
After taking care of Kevin, Gu Ranxi and the others took out their mobile phones, scanned the QR code to pay, and bought roasted Fei Dan birds.
The price of 8,800 yuan is indeed cheap for a first-class spiritual delicacy. Even if the quality of these roasted flying birds is average, it is not a loss.
Otherwise, Gu Ranxi and the others would not have bought it so readily.
Kevin also bought one.
Almost everyone in their team has one, and they start eating as soon as they buy it.
Although the grilled Fei Dan Bird doesn't look very good, it tastes quite delicious.
The senior brother named Lin Xuan asked while eating, "Junior brother Su, do you have beer there? Sell me a few cans."
"I'm sorry, Senior Brother Lin, I don't have beer."
Su Mu spread his hands and shook his head, saying to himself that for some time, I have sold medicinal wine that can strengthen the kidneys and strengthen the muscles. Looking at your haggard face and the big and deep dark circles under your eyes, it is obviously a sign of kidney deficiency. You can go to the Krypton store to grab a few more bottles.
Take good care of yourself.
Lin Xuan didn't know that he had been marked by kidney deficiency in Su Mu's heart. He sighed regretfully: "There is only barbecue but no beer. It always feels like something is missing..."
"Beer? I have it in my bag."
Kevin held the roasted Fei Dan bird in his mouth, opened his magic stretch bag, put his hand in and fumbled around, and said vaguely: "Hmm, I found it..."
The panda raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes fell on his stretched magic bag.
The pheasant also took a deep breath, as if trying to distinguish the smell.
"Good guy, even if something is stuffed in your mouth, it won't stop you from talking." Gu Ranxi shook her head.
Seeing that Kevin wanted to pass her a beer, he waved his hand and said: "I don't want it. You can't fly a sword if you drink, and you can't fly a sword if you drink. It's best for you guys not to drink. Although there are no traffic police in Baoxian Jiushi Cave, there are patrols.
Just like the pickets, if they catch you driving drunk, you will be punished, not to mention we still have tasks to do next."
"Uh, that's right. It's better not to drink. Let's talk about it after we get back."
Lin Xuan originally took the beer, but after listening to Gu Ranxi's words, he threw the beer back to Kevin.
Traffic laws still need to be obeyed.
Kevin put all the beer he had taken back into the stretch bag.
There was no beer, and the barbecue was not delicious. Everyone stopped savoring it and swallowed the roasted bird in a few mouthfuls. Suddenly, they felt a warm current rising from their stomachs, spreading to all parts of the body along with the meridians and blood vessels.
place, making them feel that their bodies have become much lighter.
Several people quickly took some actions.
On the one hand, it is to check the reaction and speed of this buff to yourself, and specifically how much it has been improved.
On the other hand, it is used to adapt to the improved state of reaction and speed.
After all, this is somewhat different from usual times. It is better to adapt early than to rush in actual combat, which may cost you blood.
Several of them were formal cultivators who had successfully established foundations. They quickly adapted to the feeling of putting on buffs, and then they had to say goodbye to Panda, Pheasant, Su Mu, and Su Ye, and continue their mission of patrolling and exterminating earth wolves.
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They also thought that after completing these two tasks, they would continue to take on the following tasks.
No matter what, you must complete a round of ten-ring tasks and get the maximum reward, otherwise you will lose money.
But just as they were about to leave, they were stopped by the panda: "Wait a minute!"
Kevin, Gu Ranxi and others were all stunned and asked in confusion: "What's wrong, is there anything else wrong with Mr. Xiong?"
The panda did not answer them, but ordered: "Let's land first."
As for the pheasant, needless to say, it is already landing on the ground below.
Kevin, Gu Ranxi and others looked at each other in confusion.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't know..."
They didn't know what happened, and they wanted to ask. The panda and pheasant had already landed on the ground. They didn't dare to delay any longer and landed one after another.
Just as he was about to ask a question, the panda raised his hand and pointed at Kevin's magic bag and asked: "All the earth wolves you killed before were packed in this bag of yours?"
"Yes." Kevin nodded.
His magic bag has the largest space for expansion, which is perfect for holding the corpse of the earth wolf.
This team of them, who were completing homework and missions, after annihilating the Earth Wolf, put the corpses in his stretch magic bag, which was convenient and did not affect their mobility.
Although there is a two-dimensional space in our school emblem, that space is very limited, and they have already packed a lot of things into it. If you add it to the wolf, it will be really choked.
This is probably why they are willing to put up with Kevin's noise and keep him on the team.
There are not many teammates who can both fight and carry things. It doesn't matter if they talk a little too much, just treat it as background music.
"Take out the body of the earth wolf." Panda said.
"Teacher Xiong, is there something wrong with the corpses of those earth wolves?" Gu Ranxi asked hurriedly with a serious look on her face.
With their identity and status, Panda and Pheasant would definitely not snatch mission items from them. Besides, these two would not accept the school's mission at all. So there was only one possibility - there was something strange about the earth wolf they killed.
Panda didn't hide it from them, and said in a deep voice: "When the foreign boy opened the bag just now, I smelled a faint evil smell from inside."
Pheasant nodded in agreement: "I smell it too."
"Demon smell?" Kevin was startled, "In this bag, I also have my three-headed dog and other magic pets... Is it their smell?"
The panda shook his head and said: "The smell of a demon pet is different from that of a monster."
After hearing this, Kevin no longer hesitated and hurriedly opened the stretching magic bag. Not only did he drag out all the corpses of the previously killed earth wolves from inside, he also took out the three-headed dog Xiaoguai and let him
Guard yourself by your side in case of any eventuality.
Su Mu, Gu Ranxi and others were all very nervous and prepared.
What made them feel at ease was that with the presence of pandas and pheasants, even if there was something really wrong with the wolf's corpse and there were evil monsters hidden inside, they wouldn't be afraid.
"Buzz——"
There was a soft sound, but it was Gu Ranxi who activated her explosion-proof shield.
A ray of light bloomed from the shield, turning into a rain of light and falling on everyone, giving them a short-term defense-boosting buff.
The panda glanced at the wolf corpses on the ground and quickly determined its target. He strode towards one of them, ran towards it and stepped on it hard.
"boom!"
A powerful energy burst out, causing the entire ground to shake several times.
But the panda's stomping foot failed to hurt the wolf's corpse.
Because at the moment when it was about to be trampled, the corpse of the earth wolf suddenly decomposed and turned into a black snake that was only about an inch long. There were thousands of them, so densely packed that it made people's scalp numb.
The black snake not only broke into pieces and escaped the panda's trampling, but also turned into a rain of snakes and rushed around Su Mu, Kevin and others.
Su Mu had been on guard, and when the rain of snakes burst out, he released two spells.
One is the rainfall technique of the spiritual plant system, and the other is the freezing technique of the elixir system.
Rainfall is a low-level spell often used in the spiritual plant department to water plants. Freezing technique is used in the elixir department to make some potions that need to be refrigerated.
Spells.
Both spells are level one, cover a small area, and have average power.
But after being combined and used at this moment, it is very effective!
The raindrops fell on the snakes and were cooled by the freezing technique. Although they did not freeze immediately, they were very cold.
Snakes are cold-blooded animals. Once the temperature in the body is too low, their movements will be restricted. Even if these snakes have turned into monsters, they have not changed this physiological characteristic.
Therefore, under the joint attack of Rainfall and Freeze, although Snake Rain did not suffer any substantial damage, its speed and reaction were suddenly much slower, and its dangerousness was greatly reduced.