"Brother, why did you suddenly ask me this? Did something strange happen last night?" Su Ye asked curiously with a raised face.
Su Mu didn't hide it from her and nodded. Just because this was not a place to talk, he didn't tell the specific situation. He said vaguely: "Something happened. I'll tell you when I get back."
"Okay." Su Ye was a sensible child and did not ask further questions.
Gu Ranxi greeted them: "What are you brothers and sisters whispering to the side? Get ready to go!"
"Great!" Su Mu responded, walked up to the biwing birds, looked at their round and bulging bellies, and couldn't help but frown.
The pair of Biyiniao were very dissatisfied with his look. One head was chirping, and the other head was cooperating with "Manman". Xun Ling, who could understand animal language, came up and helped translate: "They
They’re asking you to see what their bellies are doing.”
Su Mu is not surprised that Senior Sister Xun understands the language of spirit beasts. She is a professional in animal control, so it is normal for her to understand the language of spirit beasts. What is strange to him is that the biwing bird called "chirp" and "manman" throughout the whole process, and there was no other pronunciation. Why?
Can you translate this meaning?
Hearing his inquiry, Xun Ling smiled and explained: "Although their pronunciation is only chirp, their pitch and rhythm are different. As long as you know the trick, it is not difficult to distinguish the meaning of their calls."
"Understood!" Su Mu nodded.
This is just like "fuck", which can express many meanings as the context and intonation change. There are many similar words in different dialects, such as "hammer" in the southwest, etc. Su
Mu was thinking that after returning to school, he would have to go to the animal control department and sit in on a few 'foreign language classes'.
Master the language of spirit beasts and make a batch of perfect spirit beast talismans. When you go out on missions and encounter wild spirit beasts, you can treat them with courtesy first and then fight with them.
First sit down and talk with the spirit beasts about their ideals and the future, describe a bright future for them, invite them to join your team, start a business together, and move towards the peak of life and animal life!
We are all cultivators, so what’s the point of fighting and killing? The right way is to use reason to move people and emotions!
Of course, if you encounter the kind of spiritual beasts who are not willing to start a business and take over the world with you, you can provide appropriate education - beat them half to death first, so that they can realize that his love is there.
How deep, and then... you can put spiritual beast charms on them!
Judging from Caimao's performance, spirit beasts are still very useful. If he can discover a few more geniuses in cooking, tool making or talisman arrays, wouldn't he have a technical backbone under his command? Or that kind of thing?
Sanhao employees who are very loyal, work hard and won't clamor for salary increases!
Of course, Su Mu has a conscience and is definitely not a bad boss with a bad heart.
Just look at Caimao. Under his guidance, he not only became famous and gained a large number of fans, but he was also able to enjoy Jiao Xue Powder twice after returning home!
It can be described as both fame and fortune!
Ask other spiritual beasts, who has enjoyed this kind of treatment?
After making up his mind to go back and learn the language of spirit beasts, Su Mu answered Biyiniao's inquiry.
"You have the nerve to ask me why I'm looking at your belly? How can you fly us back to school after eating so much? I'm just confused. Although you two were delicious in the past, you still knew how to exercise control. Why are you acting so recklessly this time?
Are you stuffed with food? Is it because the food given by the ladies last night was too delicious, or is it because Uncle Shang didn’t give you bird food when you stayed at the base these days, so you were starving? "
When he entered the fierce snow-capped mountains to perform his mission, he entrusted the bird to Shang Muyang to take care of him. How could he be hungry?
The biwing bird once again called out "chirp, chirp, chirp, barbarian".
The male bird's expression is very proud, while the female bird's face is shy.
"You misunderstood them." Xun Ling continued to help translate, "Their belly is not because of food, but because the female bird is pregnant and will lay eggs in a while. Of course, they did eat a lot last night.
It probably has something to do with conception."
"Pregnant?" Su Mu was stunned at first, then a little curious, but mostly happy.
I'm curious because biwings are half female and half male. They reproduce...what kind of postures do they need to use?
Also, both sexes share the same belly, so which one is pregnant, is it a male or a female?
I am happy because after the bird hatches, my team will be able to grow!
Suddenly, Su Mu thought of a question: "Hey, no, I haven't adopted the bird as a spiritual pet yet. No, I have to find the school to get them before they lay eggs. In this way, I only need to give one pair
For the price of a pair of birds, you can get several pairs of pairs of birds, it’s really worth it!”
This matter must be done as soon as possible when we get back. The Biyiniao couple should be willing to follow him. If they hesitate, let them also soak in Jiaoxuesan. There is no problem that cannot be solved by Jiaoxuesan. If
If yes, then take Dragon Blood Powder!
In the fierce snow-capped mountains and among the ice, Gu sneezed heavily.
"When did you get pregnant? Just in the past two days? Well, we are fighting to the death in the snowy mountains, and you are fighting to the death in the rear base? Is this the difference between a current adult and a single?"
"
Su Mu asked about the specific situation, made a few jokes, and then started to care about the pregnant woman.
"Since the female bird is pregnant, I won't ride on you when we get back. Little Leaf and Noob will sit on Senior Sister Gu's shield, and Kevin and I will make do with riding the broom. Anyway, we don't have to rush back home, so it doesn't matter if we fly slower."
"Okay." Su Ye nodded and responded.
She is also very happy that Birdbird is pregnant, because it won't be long before she can have fresh eggs to eat... ahem, the cute, fluffy, newly-born baby bird will be licked.
Hey, the roasted bird should be delicious, right?
Su Ye couldn't help but lick her lips.
The couple shuddered violently, feeling strong uneasiness and fear welling up from deep in their hearts.
They looked around, confused as to why they had such a feeling, and then called a few more times. Xun Ling translated in time: "They said they can carry you flying. I just got pregnant, so it won't affect you."
Su Mu righteously refused: "That won't work! It's just because you've just become pregnant that you should be more careful and not show off. Don't worry, the cost of going back will be settled for you."
The couple said they were very touched, as long as they gave them a lot of money.
Xun Ling and others felt that Su Mu was very good and conscientious.
You must have a conscience! Those eggs and those birds are all future employees of Sumu, and they must be protected.
Gu Ranxi took out the explosion-proof shield with many damages, put it on the ground, and called Su Ye and Caimao to come up. At the same time, she said comfortingly: "Don't worry, although there are many cracks and damage on this shield, it can be used as a flying prop."
Use it and stick with it until you fly back to school, and there will still be no problem."
She patted her chest and vowed, but Su Mu was not at ease, and finally asked Xun Ling to carry Su Ye with his sword, and Caimao followed Gu Ranxi on a tattered shield.
This decision made Caimao look unhappy: "Meow meow meow???"
Isn’t my life important?
Although Su Mu didn't understand it, he understood its meaning and said with a smile: "You are different. Even if Senior Sister Gu's shield really disintegrates halfway through the flight, with your ability, nothing will happen."
Caimao felt that Su Mu was praising him and was very happy: It seems that you still have some discernment and know that I am very capable.
Su Mu then added: "With your fat body, you have to bounce up even if you fall from the sky. How could you get injured?"
Everyone prepared flying swords, brooms and other flying props and prepared to leave.
But at this moment, a group of people rushed over.
Lin Junjie was very worried and whispered to Kevin: "What are these people here for? Don't tell me that Teacher Su's story about letting people hug and dance tango together in their dreams was revealed, and the creditors came to visit, right?"
Kevin's eyesight was much better than that of Senior Brother Lin. He glanced at the group of people who came and whispered: "Looking at the expressions of these people, it doesn't look like they are here for revenge. Besides, only the three of us know the matter, how could it be possible?"
Exposed. Hey, look, those people are still holding paintings in their hands, and the one in the painting...is a vegetable cat?"
The last sentence was a lot louder because of surprise.
The group of people who came over really had nothing to do with Su Mu, they were all here for Caimao.
They were fans of Nana Cat, and they held up posters of Nana Cat in their hands. Although it was a temporary painting, the painting was great and captured the charm.
In addition to the posters, there were also many people holding support signs, which read, 'My favorite food cat, I want to stroke your hair', 'Only love cat chef, unparalleled celebrity chef', and 'You conquer my stomach, I will capture you'
Words of support such as 'heart'.
"Is this... a fan send-off?"
After Lin Junjie saw these posters and support cards, his face was filled with envy.
"Although I have not debuted, I often sing online and have a lot of fans. I am considered an Internet celebrity, but I have never seen fans seeing me off. Many fans even mistook me for someone else when they saw me.
There’s no comparison with the dish cats!”
"Isn't this normal?" Xun Ling said: "Cute or domineering spiritual beasts have always been very popular. I heard that the black dragon in the Dujiangyan Suolong Pond near our school is very popular because of its cuteness.
Not long ago, I signed a contract with an agency and am going to start a movie. The first one is a big production, and I will be the leading male lead Bai Longma in "Journey to the West: Little White Dragon"!"
"Isn't it a black dragon?"
"Just put on makeup, it's much easier than cutting out pictures and using Photoshop."
"Hey, the evil dragon caused trouble in the Minjiang River before. Why didn't it go to help?"
"Who knows."
Within a few words, the fans seeing him off had already arrived.
After all, he is a cultivator, he is of high quality and orderly, and no one rushes to snatch the rookie cat.
Su Mu was also reasonable and asked Caimao to thank the fans who saw him off, and also took photos with them to keep the atmosphere high.
Seeing this scene, Su Mu thought in his heart that Caimao's popularity must be taken advantage of. Even if he doesn't let him debut as an idol, he should often take videos of him cooking and put them on the Internet to maintain popularity. Maybe he can even become a contracted up host.