Chapter 405 You are a mature ginseng, it's time to learn to take care of yourself
Su Mu actually knew very well that the person who slapped him on the back could not be a ghost.
There are several magic circles set up in this courtyard. If a ghost comes here, it will be suppressed immediately. Besides, although he is relaxed at home, he is not unaware of being touched by a ghost behind his back.
The only ones who would slap him on the back were his own people, so he didn't activate the magic circle and didn't arouse his defenses.
And since they are not dishonest cats, they can only be...
"Xiao Shenshen, a small breakthrough? Can you move freely?"
Su Mu turned around and looked back.
Immediately he couldn't help but exclaimed: "F*ck, who are you?"
Standing behind him was an old man with a short stature and a white beard. His appearance was similar to that of the land lords in mythological films such as "Journey to the West".
When the little old man heard Su Mu's question, he hurriedly replied: "Shen... Shen..."
Stuttering? No, it’s probably because I just started to learn to speak human language and it’s not smooth yet.
Su Mu reacted and asked: "You want to say that you are a spiritual ginseng?"
The little old man nodded quickly.
"That's not right." Su Mu was very surprised, "You just broke through to the first level, can move freely, and started to try to learn human language. You are already very good, how can you still transform? Novice cats, even birds can't do it, no
You can do it for the reason."
Upon hearing Su Mu's inquiry, the little old man suddenly changed his figure and returned to his spiritual ginseng appearance.
However, compared with before, its actions are indeed more flexible.
In the past, spiritual ginseng relied on escape skills to escape. But now, spiritual ginseng not only looks like a small human body, but it can also control the ginseng leaves and ginseng whiskers like hands and feet. With the support of the ginseng whiskers,
Walk around and jump.
Just now it was using its own ginseng whiskers to beat Su Mu's back.
After seeing its changes, Su Mu also understood: "It turns out it's not a transformation, it's an illusion."
The spiritual ginseng nodded repeatedly. Illusion was its innate skill. After successfully reaching the first level of foundation building, this skill has also been strengthened.
In the past, the illusions it created actually affected people's sense of space, thus producing an effect similar to "ghosts hitting the wall". But now it can use illusions to transform more things, and they are more realistic.
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There was a crisp sound of "bang", and Lingshen turned into a little old man with a white beard again.
Su Mu slapped his forehead and complained: "Have you watched too many TV dramas? You have to use an illusion to bring your own sound effects. If you are facing an enemy, why don't you expose yourself directly? In addition, you use illusion to pretend to be transformed, I don't
Objection, but how do you get the look of a landlady? Shouldn’t it be a ginseng doll that is white and fat and wears a red bellyband?”
"More than a hundred..." The Lingshen version of the land man looked anxious. He wanted to explain but didn't know what to say. It was just like you who was asked to answer a question in class but couldn't answer it.
Fortunately, Su Mu understood its meaning: "Are you trying to say that you are over a hundred years old, so you have such an image?"
Ling Shen nodded quickly and gave a thumbs up in a flattering manner. If it weren't for the difficulty in speaking, she would have to say something like, 'The master knows everything'.
It's a pity that the flattery was not successful.
Su Mu glared and said: "So what if you are over a hundred years old? When you become like this, do you still want me to call you grandpa? Let's not talk about Caimao, 404 and them, just the two brothers Maoshan and Kusun.
, I’m not older than you in terms of age? People have become strong young men, how can you become an old man? I highly doubt that you want to take advantage of me and Xiao Yezi!"
Needless to say, Su Mu really guessed it right, Ling Shen did have such intentions.
Its idea is: you pluck out my ginseng beards and eat them every day, and I can't resist, so I can only take advantage of the title.
Su Mu's words revealed her thoughts, and Ling Shen shivered in fear. She didn't dare to use the image of an old man with a white beard anymore, and quickly transformed into a chubby, fleshy Ling Shen doll, looking at him fawningly.
So cowardly.
Fortunately, Su Mu had no intention of pursuing it, but only asked if it had any new abilities after building the foundation, in addition to strengthening its illusion skills and being able to move freely.
Ling Shen did not dare to hide anything and answered honestly: "Ginseng's beard... grows..."
What does this mean? Su Mu thought for a moment and asked: "Are you trying to say that you can control the growth of ginseng whiskers and let them grow as long as they want?"
Ling Shen nodded repeatedly.
Ouch, this skill is amazing. Su Mu’s eyes lit up, as if he saw a steady stream of ginseng whiskers.
Ling Shen shivered in excitement at his gaze. She seemed to have guessed what he was thinking, and waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no."
"Why not?" Su Mu asked.
The spiritual ginseng talked and gestured, while Su Mu listened and guessed, and finally understood that although the spiritual ginseng can make the ginseng beards grow as long as they want, it requires a lot of spiritual energy, so it is impossible to keep it flowing like Su Mu thought.
, it keeps growing and cutting, and cutting and growing.
As a result, this ability becomes useless and can still only meet their daily needs. At most, it can be used to respond to emergencies when customers arrive and the inventory is insufficient.
Happy for nothing.
Su Mu was very sorry and could only comfort himself: "It's okay. This is just the beginning. It's already great to have these abilities. Take your time. As your cultivation level increases, various abilities will be enhanced and you won't be able to use them all.
There will definitely be some ginseng."
Ling Shen was very moved at first, but she didn't expect Su Mu to perform and encourage her. It wasn't until she heard the last sentence that her expression suddenly changed, and she burst into tears: After all this time, you're still lusting after my body!
Nonsense, don’t you know your identity? You used to be a spiritual ginseng, but now you are a spiritual ginseng that has embarked on spiritual practice. It tastes better and has better effects. Who else can’t be greedy for your body? Besides, what else can you do besides your body?
Greedy?
Su Mu asked Ling Shen to demonstrate the new ability of the long ginseng beard.
I saw the little baby with the magical ginseng changing his face. He suppressed his blush and shouted "Hmm". After a moment, a ginseng whisker popped out from behind its butt.
Su Mu's face turned green.
You failed to take advantage of me in terms of image and title, so are you going to use this method to disgust me?
He chuckled and asked kindly: "Do you want to be made into a ginseng Yangrong pill, or do you want to be made into a ginseng soup?"
Ling Shen was scared again, so she quickly removed the illusion and returned to her original appearance. This way, with her long ginseng beard, she looked much more normal.
The vegetable cat basking in the sun next to him couldn't help but rolled his eyes and secretly complained: "You don't have enough strength to still do it, aren't you looking for death? If you weren't the only spiritual ginseng in our yard, he would have taken you away long ago.
Let’s stew.”
Su Mu snorted, and then said: "Now that you are officially embarking on practice, in addition to daily practice, you must also study like the green cats and find some work."
Lingshenxin said that although I didn't work, I dedicated my body every day for you to enjoy. Isn't that enough? However, it hesitated for a moment and finally did not dare to say it.
I've tried to commit suicide twice just now, but it didn't work three times. If I try again, I'm afraid I'll be boiled into Dushen soup.
Su Mu said: "Look at our place, Caimao is the chef. He is not only responsible for three meals a day for everyone in the yard, but also does live broadcasts and takeaways. The work is the most arduous. The Biyindiao couple are full-time drivers, but recently
On maternity leave. Bamboo shoots
Not only do you have to be a concierge, but you also have to help in the kitchen. As for 404, they are foreign aids, but even foreign aids also work as assistants and tutors. You are the most leisurely person in the whole yard. Do you feel embarrassed?
?”
Ling Shen shook her head subconsciously.
Hearing what Su Mu said, he really felt a little sorry and hurriedly asked himself what he could do.
Su Mu arranged: "Let's do this. On the one hand, you can follow Mao Sun to help Cai Mao in the kitchen, and on the other hand, you can learn to be a nutritionist. You have resources in this area, so make good use of them!"
Ling Shen nodded first, and then suddenly realized: I have the resources to be a nutritionist? What resources? Does it mean my body? Damn it, do you want me to learn to take care of myself? Devil!
Su Mu saw the change in its expression and raised his eyebrows: "Why, you don't want to?"
I...do I dare or not?
With her life at stake, Ling Shen hurriedly shook her head: "Yes, I love learning, and learning makes me happy!"
Well, as soon as I became afraid and anxious, my speech actually became much smoother.
Su Mu said: "It's okay. If you don't want to, just tell us and we can discuss changing jobs."
Can it be discussed? Then what did you take out the kitchen knife for?
Lingshen shivered.
Su Mu explained: "Don't be afraid. I brought this kitchen knife out not to scare you, but just to cut my nails."
I believe you, you damn old man is very bad!
Ling Shen quickly expressed her position, saying to the effect: "I am willing to be a nutritionist. If anyone doesn't let me become a nutritionist, I will be in a hurry!"
"Since you must be the one, then fine."
Su Mu put away the kitchen knife, called Amiya, and ordered: "Do you have nutritionist teaching materials there? Teach them."
Amiya said "Hello" and led Ling Shen aside to give a lecture.
Su Mu looked at them studying seriously and nodded happily. After taking a sip of Lingshen Snow Bud Tea, he continued to read the book "Genetic Modification Technology".
It was night in a blink of an eye.
Chun Huyue had been waiting for Su Ye at the affiliated middle school. After she finished her evening self-study, she picked her up and brought her back.
When his sister came back, Su Mu felt relieved and said, "Thank you, Uncle Chunhu."
"You're welcome. I'll pick her up tomorrow morning." Chun Huyue waved her hand and left on the flying carpet without staying any longer.
After sending Chun Huyue away, Su Ye entered the house. Su Mu was about to ask her how her day was when she heard her exclaim: "Hey, why is there an extra fat baby in the house? It's so cute! Brother,
Whose child did you bring?"
"Look carefully, this is the spiritual ginseng." Su Mu signaled the spiritual ginseng to remove the illusion and reveal its true form.
"Ling Shen has transformed?"
"It's not about transformation, it's just an illusion."
"That's not bad, he's so cute." After Su Ye waited for Ling Shen to transform back into a fat boy, he hugged him and started kneading him. Caimao looked on and was very jealous: This treatment was originally exclusive to me.
Su Mu handed Su Ye a cup of ginseng and snow bud tea and asked, "Did you have a good time at school today?"
When the school was mentioned, Su Ye became energetic, put down the ginseng doll, drank tea and said: "It's very good, I made a lot of new friends, and I also learned the "New Qi Nourishing Technique" compiled by you. I said This book was compiled by my brother, but my classmates still don’t believe it and laugh at me for bragging... By the way, brother, I want to bring a friend to my house to play on the weekend, is that okay?"
Su Mu didn't say whether it was okay, but asked first: "Friends? Male or female?"