"What's the matter?" Su Mu asked vaguely, holding an apricot in his hand and chewing on it, similar to how the second senior brother ate ginseng fruit.
"Do you think you are eating the placenta of Xiaoxinghua's child?" Su Ye asked.
"Huh?" Su Mu was stunned, almost petrified. "Placenta? Child? What are you talking about?"
"Look, the seeds hidden inside the apricot core should be considered Little Xinghua's child? Then the pulp outside is the placenta of her child, isn't it?"
Su Mu had a dark look on his face: "What books have you been reading and pondering all day long? Do you have too little homework and are free?"
Su Ye quickly defended: "Don't blame me, I didn't say this, it was said by the netizens. I saw someone say this on the Internet before, and now it suddenly occurred to me, so I asked you about it.
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Su Mu said angrily: "Can plants and animals be the same? The pulp of plants is originally used to attract animals to feed, so as to help them spread the seeds. It is completely different from the role of animal placenta. Besides, like apricots
Flowers, tree spirits that have opened their spiritual orifices and embarked on spiritual practice, give birth to
The fruit does not need to go through the stage of flowering and pollination at all. These apricots are not so much her children as they are transformed by the spiritual energy in her body, just like the ginseng of spiritual ginseng. You can't say that we take spiritual energy every day.
If you make tea with ginseng ginseng, you are cutting off its hands and feet, right?"
Lingshen Doll squatted aside, hearing Su Mu's last words, with a resentful expression on her face, as if she wanted to say something.
As soon as it opened its mouth, it was blocked by the book spirit, and the book spirit's soft warning sounded in its ears: "Don't seek death!"
The ginseng doll shuddered, quickly swallowed the words that were on its lips, and said hurriedly: "Thank you... thank you." Although it has been studying very hard, its ability to speak human language is still not very good.
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"You're welcome, I don't want to eat without ginseng in the future." A mouth was cracked on the cover of Shu Jing and he said with a smile.
After Sumu and the others drank Xueyayaling tea these days, they occasionally gave it tea leaves and ginseng roots, which it found very delicious.
Lingshen doll became depressed again: I thought you were a good person, but I didn’t expect you were still coveting my body!
After listening to Su Mu's words, Su Ye nodded with enlightenment: "I understand, these apricots are transformed by the aura of the little apricot flower. They are very nourishing, just like milk."
"That's right." Su Mu responded, but then realized something was wrong.
If this apricot is the same as milk, then if I eat it, wouldn’t it be equivalent to eating the milk of the little apricot flower?
He wanted to scold Su Ye, but the latter had already slipped into the kitchen to heat dinner for him. He could only shake his head helplessly and hummed: "There is still less homework! I have to buy her some more exercises and papers.
, all kinds of examination questions, research, and real college entrance examination questions are all arranged for her, so that she can not only practice but also study questions every day, so as not to read the comments and messages of trolls on the Internet every day and turn herself into a troll..."
He looked down at the apricots in his hands.
This fruit is sweet and juicy, a bit like milk...
So what if it's just milk? As long as you have enough spiritual energy and no side effects, it's a good thing.
Crab roe, crab paste, flower cakes, etc. Aren’t you enjoying eating them?
Besides, these apricots... Bah, these apricots are really delicious.
When Su Mu had dinner in the courtyard, the book spirit flew over without even having to say hello.
A big mouth opened on the cover, and a long scarlet tongue stretched out, sucking in all the leftovers, bones, and other things on the table.
Then it would fly up to the roof and eat with the pair of birds. Because of the feathers of the birds, it felt very comfortable.
However, the pair of biwings are very annoyed by it. On the one hand, the female biwing is about to lay eggs, and she is already a bit irritable. On the other hand, the couple also want to enjoy more before laying eggs and hatching chicks.
In the world of two birds, you, the scholar, always come to join in the fun, what do you want to do? Become the old king next door?
"Wait a moment."
Su Mu stopped the scholar while drinking the snow bud spirit tea after the meal.
"In the library, are there any spells that hide one's body? Or are there earth escape techniques, wood escape techniques, or other escape techniques that are difficult to be discovered? If only I could learn them."
When the scholar heard this question, his eyes on the cover immediately became a line, showing confusion and confusion.
Su Mu knew that it was 'reading', looking up relevant information in the library, and was not in a hurry.
After about ten seconds, the scholar's eyes regained their intelligence, opened his mouth, and spit out a few books.
Su Mu took it and took a look. There were "Analysis of the Principles and Practical Application of Elementary Earth Escape Technique", "Teaching You How to Learn Wood Escape Technique", and... "The Complete Picture Scroll of Jin Ping Mei".
"What's the situation with this book?" Su Mu picked up "The Complete Picture Scroll of Plum in the Golden Vase" and raised it.
"Huh? Did you get the wrong book? What bastard put the books in a random place? I have to report this matter. If they are all placed in a random way, then the books in the library will be in a mess. How will I find books in the future?"
The book spirit said angrily, then opened his mouth and spat out a book titled "Advanced Blindness: Hiding Oneself Through Mimicry".
It was published by Qingchengshan Xiuzhen University, and the author is Liao Shuan, the director of the Department of Beast Control.
The book spirit gave the book to Su Mu, and then said: "Give me the wrong book, and I will put it back in the library."
Su Mu did not rush to give it "The Complete Picture Scroll of the Plum Blossom in the Jin Ping". Instead, he flipped through it and found that it was actually published by the Commercial Press.
There are not only many illustrations in the book, but the quality is also very good. The people in the paintings are either beautiful or charming, and they are very similar to the characters in the book. The key is that they are in color and can move, just like the ones often posted by veterans in the group.
The same as the gif picture.
No, these illustrations are stronger than GIFs because they are clearer, last longer, and can also make sounds. It is better to say that they are illustrations than inserted videos...
Fortunately, the publisher has thought carefully and these illustrations are all muted by default. Otherwise, they would start singing loudly as soon as they are opened, which would be embarrassing.
Looking at the content in these pictures, there are grape trellises, swings, and really long postures. After people look at them, there is only one thought in their head: 'Holy shit, can you still play like this?'
"Brother, what kind of book is this?" Seeing that he was reading it seriously, Su Ye came over and wanted to take a look.
From Xiaoye's position, I can't see the title of the book, which makes me very curious.
Su Mu quickly closed the book and put it into the space bracelet. He said without changing his expression: "With your current realm and character, this book is not suitable for reading. I will wait until your realm and character mature in the future."
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Su Ye asked: "Is it a book about cultivation?"
Su Mu nodded: "You can say that." Then he said to the book spirit: "Don't rush to return this book, leave it to me to study it. It is a classic after all. Of course, I read this book to appreciate the harshness of the world and sharpen my mind.
, different from others.”
The book spirit said yes, but in his heart he cursed: "You can brag all you want, but I have to believe you, I am your grandson."
Su Mu waved his hand, indicating that the book spirit could find Biyiniao and his wife to eat.
Then he got up and walked towards the house while saying to Su Ye: "You should read and do your homework. I will go back to the room and relax for a while."
"You want to go to bed so early today?" Su Ye was surprised.
"I'm just going to take a nap for a while. I'll have to get up later." Su Mu said. His purpose was not really to sleep, but to contact Jingwei.
Su Ye didn't know the inside story, but felt that the brother's operation was very confusing.
But the scholar who was already on the roof muttered in his heart: "Haha, when you talk about taking a nap, you must have closed the door, studied the postures in the book, and practiced stick skills!"
It really wanted to remind Su Mu not to dirty the book, but it swallowed the words again. Reason told it that it was better not to die like this, especially when Xiao Yezi was still there...
Back in the house, Su Mu first sent a message to Jingwei, telling her that she had something to look for.
After waiting for a while, I received a reply. It was neither a voice nor a text, but a mushroom-headed expression with a line of text: 'Why do you talk to me every day? Do you want to sleep with me?'
Then he posted an emoji showing his head wrapped in a towel taking a bath, with the text below it saying: "Stop talking, come on."
Su Mu: "..."
This Jingwei hasn’t learned how to type, but she’s pretty good at playing Doutu. And where did she find the emoticons? Does she still have a little bit of the majesty of a fairy?
Su Mu shook his head and lamented that it was Shi Chen's fault that the world was declining. He quickly saved these two expressions, then put down his phone, took out the few talent tips he brought back from the laboratory, went to bed and closed up.
Eye.
A wave of sleepiness immediately came over him. He knew that this was the power of Jingwei, so he did not resist and allowed Jingwei to pull him into dreamland.
In the dream, Su Mu came to the world where Jingwei lived again.
Glancing around, he saw Jingwei sitting cross-legged on the ground, eating melon seeds and staring at the laptop in front of him.
Knowing that Su Mu was coming, she didn't even look away. She just asked: "What do you want from me? I'm busy recalling and sorting out knowledge points for you."
Su Mu walked over and took a look. What was playing on the laptop was a variety show: The Birth of a Drama Queen. A girl was shouting at the top of her lungs, "The ants have been walking for ten years."
He couldn't help but curse in his heart: Are you busy recalling and sorting out knowledge points? You are obviously just fishing! And the variety show you are watching is too old, isn't it? Are these shows from a few years ago?
Su Mu shook his head and did not say these words.
The main reason is that he can't defeat Jingwei. If he offends her, he will only suffer the consequences, and he might be suppressed in his dream by her with a stone.
So he just said: "I have something to ask you. Please help me bring in the talisman on the bed first."
Jingwei flipped her hand, and she took those few talent keys into the dream.
"Huh?"
She raised her brows, and finally moved her eyes away from the laptop, landing on these talent tips. She asked slightly surprised: "Where did you get these talismans? It was with the great goddess Nuwa.
Some of the talismans I made were somewhat similar..."