Upon hearing Su Mu's inquiry, the couple, who were quite happy at first, suddenly became depressed.
They chirped wildly, and the book spirit quickly translated: "Recently, not only our Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University, but also many nearby Cultivation Colleges, no winged birds have hatched."
Su Mu's expression also became serious and asked: "What should we do?"
Blind date is a lifelong event for little biwingbirds!
Without a partner, their bodies would be incomplete. It would be difficult for them to walk, let alone fly. They could only hop on one leg. Once they fall, it would be difficult for them to get up carefully. They would be even worse than a female sea turtle on the beach.
Shu Jing said: "Biyiniao said that they can't count on the dating site. They plan to check out the dating website. If they still can't find a suitable one, they can only make do with custom-made simulated spouses for the little chicks first...
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Su Mu was surprised.
I can understand the simulated spouse. Neon can even make simulated dolls that are lifelike and lifelike. It is not difficult to make a simulated bird.
Although Su Mu did not have a deep understanding of the professional knowledge of animal control, when he was studying the knowledge of alchemy, he discovered that the artificial organs in this world rarely had rejection reactions because they were integrated with cultivation technology.
I believe that the same is true for Biyibird’s simulated spouse.
It’s just a dating website, what the hell is it?
In this world, are there any dating websites specifically for exotic animals?
After listening to Su Mu's inquiry, Shu Jing gave the answer without even asking a question: "We even have a dating corner. What's so strange about the appearance of a dating website? Not only are there dating websites, but there are also dating programs on TV stations."
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"The show isn't called If You Are the One, right?"
"Hey, how do you know? Have you watched it too? Which female guest species do you like?"
"I haven't seen it, I'm just guessing..."
Su Mu secretly sighed: The dating shows on earth all discuss female guests. This world directly discusses species...
The book spirit Anli said: "That program is very interesting. You should watch it if you have time. A few years ago, there was a green tea spirit who opened his spiritual orifice. He said in the program that he would rather cry on a limited edition flying dragon mount than
Laughing on top of a low-end first-class flying sword caused a sensation and heated discussion. However, someone later said that it was an actor arranged by the show team. We don’t know if it is true or not, so we just watched it for fun."
Su Mu was stunned: Why does this story sound familiar?
While they were talking, the couple flew to the little chick, raised their wings, took out their mobile phones, and quickly opened an app.
Su Mu curiously went over to take a look and saw that it was really a blind date app.
Not only can you post your own photos, information and dating intentions on it, but you can also search and view the information of exotic animals that have posted courtship information.
When searching, there are not only regular options such as address, age, gender, etc., but also more special options such as species and level.
Look at this app again, those photos of blind dates and courtships are either artistic or very seriously photoshopped - a kobold who looks like an Erha can be transformed into a Wolverine, and a cat demon is transformed into a strange beast.
hideous……
It seems that this kind of "cheating" does not distinguish between countries and the world.
The pair of biwing birds quickly searched for some suitable matchmaking information for the little biwing birds, and showed it to the chicks, which made the little ones excited and screamed "chirp, chirp, barbarian".
"They were discussing which bird was more handsome and beautiful." Shujing's translation is simple and direct.
Su Mu took a look and felt that the little biwings in those photos all looked similar...
Anyway, he didn't see which one was more beautiful or handsome.
The couple quickly sent information to the suitable little birds on the app one by one. Then they took photos of the little chicks, filled in their profile information, and sent them to the blind date app, in order to increase the chance of a blind date.
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They are also worried about their children's marriage. Although they are parents for the first time, they are quite competent.
When Su Mu saw Cai Mao and Tu Shan Mi Mi running out of the kitchen to watch the fun, he smiled and asked:
"Do you want a partner? If so, I will help you send a blind date message on the app? You are also the chef and important employee of the well-known catering company Maofan Restaurant. The most important thing is that you have a generous and good boss.
The conditions can be said to be quite high..."
Caimao and Tu Shanmi both rolled their eyes, one said 'not interested', the other said 'no need'.
Mao Sun also shook his head and said there was no need. There were a lot of medical bamboo shoots in Qingcheng Mountain. If he wanted to find a partner, there was no need to go on a blind date app.
"I'm still young, so I won't use it for the time being."
Seeing Su Mu looking at him, the other poor Tushan Fox and Xianluo, who didn't deserve names, also shook their heads and waved their tentacles, indicating that they didn't need it.
"Well, our closest and best brother...Look, how about sending me a blind date message? They are not interested in this matter, but I am."
Su Mu looked back and saw a shy and blushing expression on the cover of Shu Jing.
Book Essence:(*/w＼*)
"Aren't you a book? Do you still need an object?"
Su Mu was very surprised and wanted to say that if you are like this, how can you use it when you find a partner? Is it just rubbing against each other? But if you want to say that...then what is a pile of books on the table?
What's the point of gathering a crowd?
According to this, many students in the third year of high school and junior high school should be arrested because their desks are full of books. This is a crime of organizing!
The scholar never expected that Su Mu's mind would expand so quickly and so widely.
It smiled sheepishly and said: "I'm not an ordinary book reader, I'm a scholar. Besides, isn't there an old saying that says that books have their own beauty? That's been the marriage advertisement for us scholars since ancient times."
I don’t read much, so don’t lie to me. When did Yan Ruyu become a book lover’s marriage advertisement? Is it really okay for you to use the words ‘Lu Xun’ indiscriminately like this?
Seeing that the book spirit was serious, Su Mu asked again: "Why don't you look for it in the library? Are all the book spirits in the library your relatives?"
"That's not true." The book spirit shook his head from side to side, as if he was shaking his head. "It's just the book spirit in the library. We have been together all year round, and we are too familiar with each other, so it is difficult to start."
Su Mu said: "That's true. Let me take some photos for you and send them to the blind date app. You are a civil servant and have a part-time job and subsidies in a well-known company. The conditions are very good and you should be very popular.
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On the book cover, the big mouth immediately opened, revealing an excited smiling face, and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, I think so too."
Su Mu quickly took photos for it, but when he was about to upload them, he was stopped by him: "Our good brother, please help me with the photos before uploading them."
"What's so good about this photo?"
Su Mu looked stunned.
The book spirit is just a book in the photo, how can I do this?
p thin or p thick? Smooth skin or thin cover?
"Forget it, I'd better go find Tushan Mi Mi." Shu Jing sighed, "Besides, the photo you took is not very good. It doesn't show off my figure at all."
Sumu:???
I actually disliked my photography skills because of a book? But you are just a book, boxy, where did you get your figure? Even if I want to take a photo of you with a concave and convex shape, it doesn’t work.
Forget it, just wait until it goes to find Tushan Mimi, and it will save me the trouble.
Su Mu shook his head, deleted the photos of the book spirit in his phone, picked up the phone, and looked at the book on the stone table, and found a few feathers falling from the book.
It's the feathers of a winged bird.
"Have you lost your hair?" Su Mu was startled and turned around to ask.
The feathers of the flying birds are linked to their physical, spiritual and other conditions. So when Su Mu saw the hair loss, his first reaction was that the flying birds were sick?
Shu Jing went to the kitchen, and Mao Sun took on the role of translator.
"Biyibird said that their feathers will be replaced every few years. In addition, after the chicks are hatched, they will also shed their feathers. This is a normal physiological phenomenon and will not harm their body or spiritual power."
"So that's what happened, it scared me." Su Mu understood and felt relieved.
Immediately another question came to mind: "So, in the past few days, the winged birds have lost a lot of hair?"
"I took off a lot." Mao Sun nodded.
"Where are those feathers? You won't throw them away, right?" Su Mu asked hurriedly.
The feathers of flying birds can enhance the relationship between husband and wife.
Not only that, if a single dog has the feathers of a winged bird, the success rate of confession and divorce can be greatly improved.
Otherwise, when Biyiniao followed Wen Wubin to pick up Su Mu and Su Ye, how could he be surrounded by the adults and aunts in the community and almost become a hairless chicken?
In addition to worrying about their children and grandchildren, these uncles and aunts might not want to have a second spring.
Therefore, the feathers of the winged bird are really a good thing. If they can be made into jewelry and talismans, they will be effective for both cultivators and ordinary people.
It would be a shame to throw it away.
Fortunately, Maoshan said: "Collect them all and put them in the storage box in the living room. Little Ye Zi said, you will definitely use these feathers."
"My sister still understands me." Su Mu felt relieved and said with a smile.
Mao Sun hesitated for a moment and did not tell Su Mu. Xiao Zizi later said: As long as it is something that can make money, my brother will not let it go.
Su Mu ordered: "Mao Sun, please make a hard trip and send the fallen feathers of the flying birds to the factory, so that they can seize the time to design and produce a batch of 'love jewelry' and put them on the shelves in time for Double Eleven.
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"Double Eleven?" Mao Sun was stunned when he heard this, "Isn't that Singles' Day? Is it really good to sell love accessories on Singles' Day?"
Su Mu chuckled: "You have never been in love, so you don't understand. Being single on Singles' Day is very commemorative. And such an anniversary, I guarantee that I will not forget it."
Maosun said "Oh" and said nothing more, but he was complaining in his heart: It's like you have been in love...