After a while, Tu Shan Mi Mi climbed back onto the tiger's back, grabbing the tiger's hair with one hand and rubbing his butt with the other, his head drooped, dejected, no longer daring to show off his majesty like before.
"You deserve it." Su Mu glanced at her and said angrily: "You still want to learn to wield a sword like this? You can't even ride a tiger well, and a fox can't fake the power of a tiger. If you were asked to wield a sword, you wouldn't be able to fly.
Drop the sword?"
A picture flashed through Tushan Mimi's mind: a flying sword shouted at her, "Don't bother me," and then it accelerated and threw her off.
She shuddered, feeling that this scene was really embarrassing for a fox who aspired to be a swordsman!
So Tu Shan Mi Mi's head was buried deeper.
Su Mu snorted and said: "From today on, in addition to knife skills, you will also learn how to cook pots and spoons from Cai Mao, so as not to cause such embarrassing things again!"
"Ah?" Tu Shan Mi Mi raised his head and looked at Su Mu in astonishment: "No, what does it have to do with me falling from the tiger's back?"
Su Mu plausibly said: "Of course it does matter! Do you think that doing pot and spoon training is just for training your arm strength and cooking skills? Wrong! Pot and spoon training can effectively exercise the lower back and lower body.
As for sword-wielding, it happens to have requirements on the lower back and lower body. As the saying goes: if you want to practice swordsmanship, you must first practice your waist. If your waist is good, your sword will be fast!"
Tu Shan Mi Mi rolled his eyes and said to himself that it's strange that I believe you. You are such a bad old man and you tried every means to train me to be a cook.
She only dared to think about these complaints in her heart, but she didn't dare to say them out loud. Otherwise, what awaited her would be more than just two extra classes...
Kevin, who was riding a three-headed dog beside him, turned around and said, "Big power, your master is right. Only when your waist is strong can you learn flying sword well."
Tu Shan Mi Mi knew that Kevin also studied flying swords, so he asked seriously: "Is it true?"
"Of course it's true." Kevin said seriously: "He has a good waist and a sharp sword. Those who can stab him scream!"
Tushan Mimi didn't hear the implication of the old driver's whining. He took it seriously and nodded repeatedly: "Then I will definitely practice playing pot and spoon."
Su Mu glared at Kevin. Because Xiao Zizi was beside him, he couldn't say much. He just warned the old driver with his eyes and told him not to drive carelessly.
In the team, some Feijian major students also heard the conversation between Su Mu and Tu Shan Mi Mi.
In these days, they had witnessed Su Mu's power, especially Su Mu's ability to juggle a flying sword as big as a bed, which impressed them even more.
After listening to Su Mu's words, they couldn't help but think in their hearts: Teacher Su's flying sword is so good, is it because he has a good waist? Just like a certain author? It seems that when you practice swordsmanship, you must practice your waist first, and you will really learn to fly well.
The key to the sword! After I go back, I will also buy a set of pots and spoons and practice flipping pots and spoons every day...
Su Mu never expected that his deception did not deceive Tu Shan Mi Mi, but convinced a group of Feijian major students.
So many years later, these words, "Practice sword first, practice waist training" and "Learn sword first, learn how to play the pot and spoon" were incorporated into the textbook of Feijian and became one of the test points.
This also provoked a group of students majoring in flying swords to complain that Su Mu was not doing his job properly and was causing harm to students majoring in elixir medicine, weapon repair and other majors. Even flying swords were not spared, which made them have to memorize a lot of knowledge points...
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After teaching Tushan Mi Mi a few words, Su Mu continued to read books about breaking through the Jing Ling Grass cultivation technology and requiring liver.
This scene fell into the eyes of everyone, and they admired him even more: in the secret realm of Yuanqiao, which is full of weirdness and danger, Su Mu can actually calm down and study. No wonder he can learn various subjects so well. It's not impossible.
That makes sense!
At the same time, because Su Mu was holding a book and reading, many students who had just joined the team and were a little anxious and uneasy felt relieved.
In their view, this was a sign of Su Mu's calmness and confidence, which gave them a backbone and no longer panic and worry.
Su Mu didn't expect Gan Shu to have such an effect, and it was an unexpected surprise.
Su Ye, who was riding on the back of the powerful tiger king, rubbed his hands on the tiger skin and fur, and suddenly praised: "It's really good!"
When King Dali Tiger heard this, he burst out laughing. He felt that his diligence was not in vain. He was about to say something, but he heard Su Ye say again: "What a pity."
The Dali Tiger King couldn't help but be stunned, feeling very confused, and couldn't help but ask: "Second Master, what's the pity?"
He called Su Mu the master, and Su Ye the second master. This name was changed from the titles of the first master and the second master.
Su Ye said: "It's a pity that you are my brother's spiritual pet..."
When King Dali Tiger heard this, he couldn't help but feel proud: It seems that the second master is very satisfied with me, and he wants to accept me as his spiritual pet!
He was about to say something like, 'I am also loyal to you. I will go up to the sword mountain and go down the frying pan without hesitation at your command.
Mouth."
Lower...mouth?
The pattern of the word "王" on the forehead of King Dali Tiger suddenly changed into a "?"
What are you talking about? Are you trying to eat me?
The powerful tiger king was so frightened that he trembled and asked in a trembling voice: "Second master, what do you mean by this?"
Tu Shan Mi Mi raised his head and glanced at Su Mu first. Seeing that he didn't respond to his reading, he immediately became energetic and said to the powerful tiger king with a smile: "You don't understand this? Su Ye is embarrassed to eat you!"
Damn it, you really want to eat me? King Dali Tiger felt a chill coming down his back. He laughed twice and asked tentatively: "Second Master, are you kidding me?"
Su Ye ignored him and just muttered: "It's a pity. I haven't eaten tiger food yet. I heard that there is another dish in the Northeast called tiger food. I wonder what it tastes like?"
King Dali Tiger trembled when he heard her serious tone. He suddenly felt that this second master was more terrifying than his master.
Sure enough, we are not a family. Why don’t we enter the same family?
Fortunately, I have become the master's spiritual pet. Otherwise, I would have already entered the second master's belly, right?
Thinking of this, King Dali Tiger couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief. At the same time, he secretly warned himself: If you encounter humans in the northeast in the future, you must stay away from them. If you want to eat tigers, it will be terrible...
What he didn't know was that there were actually several classmates from Northeast China in this team.
After hearing Su Ye's words, they all smiled bitterly and wanted to tell Su Ye that although the tiger dish had the word "tiger" in its name, it was not made from tiger meat.
That’s a cold vegetable dish!
Just like there is no wife in the wife cake, there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, there is no tiger in the tiger dish.
The Dali Tiger King originally wanted to strike up a conversation with Su Ye and show courtesy, but when he was frightened by her, he didn't dare to say anything and just ran away.
At the same time, I'm still rejoicing: Fortunately, I didn't say anything about going to Daoshan Oil Pan just now, otherwise, it is very likely that I will be asked to actually go to Daoshan Oil Pan... deep-fry tiger meat, and then wrap it with a layer of oil.
Egg whites, starch, and bread crumbs are fried to a golden and crispy texture that will make the kids next door cry in an instant!
The team's march today went smoothly, and they did not encounter any attacks from monsters, ghosts, or beasts along the way, but they also encountered a very strange situation.
Kevin rode a three-headed dog to Sumu and whispered: "There is a group of monsters that have been following us for a long time."
"I know." Su Mu nodded.
Other students who acted as scouts also reported back this information.
Moreover, his avatar was hiding in the shadows and went around the group of monsters to find out their strength clearly.
The strength of this team of monsters is not very good, the highest is only level three, and most of them are around level one or two.
The demons, ghosts and ferocious beasts that had targeted them before were at least led by level five or six level demon lords, and semi-god level demon lords were common.
What happened today? The powerful demon master didn't dare to come, so he sent a group of cannon fodder to keep an eye on him? It doesn't look like that either.
Su Mu was a little confused.
But he didn't think much and said: "You and Senior Sister Lin, bring a few more people to kill them!"
They are just a group of low-level monsters, ghosts and ferocious beasts. There is no need to mobilize a large number of troops. A team of strange soldiers is enough.
"Great." Kevin responded, calling Lin Jian'e and others to kill the monsters and monsters following them.
However, the group of demons, ghosts and ferocious beasts reacted very quickly. When they saw Kevin, Lin Jian'e and a few others jumped out of the group, and before they could launch their offensive, they turned around and ran away.
Although they are weak, their speed is not slow, and they are familiar with their surroundings and can run far away in an instant.
When Kevin, Lin Jian'e and others saw this, they were reluctant to pursue them, fearing that there would be a trap and ambush, so they could only retreat to the team.
It didn't take long for these monsters and beasts to come over again and follow closely. Once a cultivator tried to attack them, they would immediately retreat.
Moreover, the distance at which they follow is just right, just outside the vitality range, which makes people very uncomfortable.
After repeating this for several times, Kevin became a little angry, but he did not lose his mind and chased them away. He just cursed: "What do these ghosts and beasts want to do? Fight without fighting, run without running far, just follow.
It sticks to us like dog skin plaster, it’s so annoying.”
"Okay, I even learned the word dog skin plaster." Su Mu joked.
Glancing at the group of monsters and beasts in the distance, he said, "Don't be angry. Maybe they just want to anger us and make us chase them out and fall into a trap. Don't be fooled."
"Don't worry, I won't fall into this trap."
Of course, Kevin would not be stupid enough to chase him out, but he just felt unhappy as he seemed to be wandered by these monsters and beasts.
Lin Jian'e said: "You can't just let it go, right? Do you want to think of some way to destroy them?"
Su Mu thought about it for a moment, shook his head and said: "It's not necessary. Our first priority right now is to reach Yushan as soon as possible and find a way to leave the secret realm. As for these monsters and beasts, if they want to follow, let them follow. In the past few and a half days,
The god-level demon lords are following us, and they can't do anything to us, let alone them. However, once they dare to enter the shooting range, you will open fire."
"clear!"
Everyone nodded.
Kevin even gritted his teeth and said: "As long as they dare to enter the range, I will destroy them immediately!"