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0116 Sauna

Zhou Qingfeng built a sauna.

I just chose an empty room with good insulation and ventilation, moved a few simple chairs in, put a stone-burning stove in the middle of the room, and poured a ladle of cold water over it when the stones were hot.

There was a sizzling sound, and hot steam came out. The bumpkins around the stove felt the rolling heat coming towards their faces. They were amazed and cheered loudly.

It is indeed very comfortable to take a sauna on a cold night.

The group of people who accompany the sauna are all different in height, height, fat and thin, but they are all old men, which is really a fly in the ointment.

Outside the sauna room, there was the sound of horse hooves banging on the door, as if something wanted to come in. Zhou Qingfeng was already very angry, and he irritably cursed through the door: "Ji Ying, you undead horse is steaming in a ghost sauna.

Get away from me."

There was an unhappy grunt outside the door, and the sound of horse hooves hitting the door reluctantly disappeared.

The stone was heated again. The old dwarf Borg shouted cheerfully: "Give me the water ladle, give it to me quickly. This time it's my turn to water. I never thought that taking a bath could be so fun."

A ladle of water was poured on it, and steam was rising again. The country bumpkins laughed like children who got a new toy. Especially the old dwarf, whose body was like a short winter melon. He had never taken a bath in his life, and he was sweating all over.

It's muddy water, dark.

Zhou Qingfeng looked disgusted, took out a brush and said: "Old Borg, rub the mud on your body."

"If you don't rub it, you will get sick." The old dwarf wrapped a rag to cover his shame, letting the dirty sweat flow down, but he refused to rub the mud in the beautiful sauna.

"Hold it down." Zhou Qingfeng gave the order, and several tall and thick guys appeared around him, "I have to rub the mud out of it today."

On weekdays, everyone is serious and jokes are taken advantage of verbally. But now they all laughed and stepped forward. Uncle Zhou didn't even need to do anything. He took a hair brush and rubbed old Boge until he cried like a wolf. The skin turned red all over, and then he poured a ladle of cold water.

Pour it on.

"Ah... you bastards. Don't come to me when you get sick in the future." Old Borg had never suffered this crime and struggled desperately. But when the cold water was poured on it, it was so cold that it screamed and screamed again.

I kept shouting that it felt so good and so refreshing, and my energy was energized.

People in the Black Forest don't care about hygiene, and no one in the sauna is cleaner than anyone else. Even Zhou Qingfeng himself hasn't taken a shower for ten days and a half, and the stench is almost getting worse.

After the war, everyone felt relaxed and finally had time to enjoy life.

When Zhou Qingfeng thought of using a sauna, a bunch of people came to see what was going on and join in the fun. They stayed up late at night and crowded into his crudely renovated sauna room - 'Jiying' was also curious about this and wanted to come in and experience it, but

Was driven away.

Everyone enjoyed the hot steam and admired the intelligence of 'Monsignor Hugo'. Those who could squeeze into the sauna room were all 'Alliance Army' minds. Even the few wizard apprentices who had just joined took off their clothes and exposed their ribs.

Come in.

The refreshing sauna has received unanimous praise, but everyone flocks here not just to enjoy the steam.

Tempos took off his robe and rubbed the mud with his hands. He took advantage of the crowd's play and said to Zhou Qingfeng: "My teacher's magic pet came to me today and asked about the current situation in the Black Forest. I dare not hide it.

He told me the basic situation."

Tambos's teacher is a seventh-level alchemist, and it is said that he is as powerful as Mursi's group of evil priests. Tambos is only an apprentice, and it is unacceptable to be disobedient.

"What's your teacher's name? When will he come?"

"My teacher's name is Fabbro, but he is not alone. The city lord of Cold Wind City organized an exploration team with more than a dozen people. They are all parked outside the Goblin Plank Road. They will arrive tomorrow after getting the news."

More than a dozen people were waiting outside the Goblin Plank Road, looking like they were here to pick up bargains.

Zhou Qingfeng wanted to end the affairs in the Black Forest and leave, but he was unanimously opposed by everyone in the 'Allied Forces'. But if he wanted to lead such people to 'make a fortune and pursue a future', he would not do it.

It would be nice to just leave in one go, but the connections I finally built up were wasted, so I still have to make some compromises.

The final result of the discussion was that the fifteen human settlements in the Black Forest united, and one person from each family formed a joint council. Since Uncle Zhou alone occupied seven of the seats, he had an absolute advantage, so he was called the 'Chairman'.

puff.....

When this title was placed on Zhou Qingfeng's head, he almost choked to death on his own saliva - from now on, my title will be 'Chairman Zhou'?

Not so good, it’s over the limit!

Everyone says, "Don't go beyond the rules, don't go beyond the rules." To lead everyone to become the masters, the title of "Chairman Hugo" is very appropriate.

Zhou Qingfeng scratched his head and thought to himself, 'The president of the student union is also the chairman, the president of the club is also the chairman, and the chairman of the street committee is also the chairman. I, the chairman of the settlement council, seem to be nothing.'

Mainly because the title of ‘Chairman’ makes people feel happy.

Chairman Zhou was unwilling to take charge. He made Inisha the vice president and responsible for the regular work of the parliament. His servant Seth served as the clerk, responsible for recording drafts and meeting results. Even Rubio served as mì shū cháng, doing miscellaneous tasks for the parliament.

Nasser, the old knight beside Inisha, served as the defense officer and integrated the armed forces of the Black Forest. The guard composed of people drawn by Zhou Qingfeng from each village was not disbanded, nor was it returned to the leaders of each family, becoming a standing force of a hundred people.

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With the territory, a nominal ruling body, and a capable armed force, although everyone's original intention was to join the group for warmth, an inconspicuous small government was established in the Black Forest.

The group is still very weak and cannot withstand any wind and rain, so the members are very low-key. According to Zhou Qingfeng's idea, the family to which Tambos belongs still has some strength in Cold Wind City, and is responsible for external liaison and various honors.

It also belongs to several wizard apprentices.

In order to avoid causing unnecessary trouble, Zhou Qingfeng was too lazy to stand up. He changed the name of Mouse Village to "Harmonious Village" and decentralized all powers and responsibilities so that everyone could get rich and benefit.

The power structure is simple and clear, the responsibilities are clear, and the rules and regulations are copied from the various regulations in Zhou Qingfeng's memory, just use them. Regarding this matter, Fei Zhe and other rubes will only praise "Chairman Hugo's brilliant idea", only Inisha

He and Nasser were absorbed in concentration.

The latter two have both been in the whirlpool of power and know how difficult it is to compile a simple and reliable management structure. This is definitely not something ordinary people can figure out.

But for Zhou Qingfeng, who has grown up in the organization since he was a child, and has gone through the process from a Young Pioneer to a Communist Youth League member to a corporate social worker, setting up a simple administrative structure is as easy as breathing - who can't do this?

Zhou Qingfeng washed himself in mud and poured a few ladles of cold water on his body while it was still hot. His pores shrank and his whole body became energetic. After washing, he changed into cleaner clothes and walked out of the sauna.

The air of the night was freezing cold, and Zhou Qingfeng was not sleepy, so he just walked around the village. After returning to normal, Xili quietly came over and whispered: "Boring and weird master, Ms. Inisa said, the sauna you built is not good."

Hot, I want you to fix it."

Zhou Qingfeng built a sauna for himself, which attracted a lot of people who took advantage. Inisa looked at the novelty and built a sauna for ladies only, but now she said there was a problem. He could only go and take a look, maybe it was a stone-burning sauna stove.

Extinguished by water.

The female sauna was nearby, and Zhou Qingfeng saw no one at the door. Xili led the way, and he pushed the door in without thinking much. A burst of hot steam almost pushed him out - who said it wasn't hot anymore?

Isn’t it very hot?

Zhou Qingfeng couldn't see anything clearly in front of the white steam, so he heard Inisa's voice coming from the sauna, "Victor, come in. Steam with me for a while, this sauna you made is really comfortable."

"

Let me in? What's the situation inside?

Zhou Qingfeng turned to look at Xili who was leading the way. His head maid was pouting, with a straight face, and said in a low voice: "Lurious and fearless master, how long are you going to keep this beautiful lady waiting at the door?"

Just go in, who am I afraid of?

Zhou Qingfeng forgot what he was here for and walked in with his legs raised.

Once the door to the sauna was closed, the head maid was standing outside.

In the sauna, Inisha, with her long hair disheveled, was leaning on a rocking chair, dripping with sweat and looking pretty.

Zhou Qingfeng stared blankly. The female knight's long legs were crossed and her posture was lazy. She waved, pointed to the chair next to the rocking chair and said: "I haven't been so relaxed in a long time. Sit down, please? Stay with me for a while."

meeting."


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