It is really famous for its real-time coverage of the Gulf War, because its war correspondents were the only ones to provide television footage of the opening hours of the war. More than a billion people watched, making its ratings explode.
But I never thought that one day it would be troubled by too high ratings.
The International News Channel's evening talk show is open to the world. When the hostess and the three invited guests shouted in the studio, the audience was surprised at best. The camera lens could not see the situation on the ground.
But when the water from the sewage pipe was artificially poured into the fire pipe and sprayed from the fire sprinkler, viewers around the world knew what they were seeing - the female host and guests had been raising the topic for a long time.
Everyone will understand instantly!
"Oh, shit! What did I see?"
"It's unbelievable that I'm actually watching it live."
"What's that sprayed down? It's not what I imagined, is it?"
"It's so scary. The shit bomber actually came. He did what he said, and it turned out to be true."
"My American dream is shattered, it's really shattered. How can I look directly at Americans and that country that is dripping with shit?"
"Damn, I'm having dinner. Ugh... I don't want to see it in my life. The damage was too great and too sudden."
Hundreds of millions of families all over the world, countless viewers have very mixed emotions. Excitement, shock, sluggishness, sadness, and most of all, disgust.
When many things didn't happen, people didn't even dare to think about it. But after it actually happened, everyone discovered that - hey... it turned out that things could be so bad.
The female host and guests were originally trapped in the studio, standing on seats and tables. But as soon as the fire sprinklers were turned on, they all let out shrill screams, jumped off the tables and chairs, and escaped quickly regardless of the filth on the ground.
The scene finally stopped, but there was more than one American media outlet.
So everyone tuned in again, hoping to see further reports from other TV stations - it's disgusting, but the public has the right to know. It's also fun to watch noble people who are sitting upright make a fool of themselves.
Capitalist society has indeed lived up to expectations.
Not long after, the American Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) paid a lot of money to grab the exclusive news broadcast on the headlines - live reports from outside the headquarters, first-hand information provided by independent journalists.
Thanks to the phone call warning in advance, the camera perfectly captured the prelude of the pipe manhole cover rising and the scene of the septic tank erupting like a volcano.
The only difference is that volcanoes emit hot magma, while septic tanks emit black shit!
Oh...shit!
The street lights outside the building are so bright that the "rain of flowers" flying all over the sky seems to be soaring into the sky under the light. Although it is not gorgeous and brilliant, it falls like shooting stars.
Ugh...this is so curious, so curious!
Even those with the strongest taste can't stand it. The sticky "flower rain" is splattered all over the floor. Even the experienced FBI agents are running for their lives. They only hate that their parents are born with two legs.
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But no matter how hard he ran, he couldn't escape the killing range of 'Hua Yu'. Before the old agent ran ten meters, he was hit in the neck by a dense sticky substance. He stretched out his hand and immediately cursed and threw it around in disgust.
Shit! This is really shit!
It’s okay if you don’t shake it, but if you shake it it’ll be all over your face, even on your mouth.
The old agent had just eaten a super Big Mac beef burger in the company of the stinky smell. At this moment, he put his hands on his knees, and the whole thing was being used as fertilizer for the earth.
The rookie agent didn't eat, but he tried his best to run away quickly. However, he was still hit by a series of "flower rain", and soon his head, neck, and back were all hit, and he was even knocked to the ground by a big one.
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Although the damage is not serious, it is enough to cause a person to have a nervous breakdown and scream like crazy - Oh my god, has God abandoned the poor lamb? Why did he impose such a punishment?
The host of ABC also wanted to comment on the scene of the incident outside the headquarters, but he didn't have the words to say after watching the scene. None of the usual routines of commenting on current affairs and discussing the world were used.
Because this time the unlucky one is not others, but the United States itself. The host was a little gloating at first, but soon turned into feeling sad. No one else can bear such a miserable situation!
It was quiet in the studio, and the host was full of words but couldn't find a word to say. He also wanted to scream like an ordinary person, but he couldn't.
The face of the United States has been tarnished. How can we seriously preach to the world in the future? This is too difficult.
The public execution was so embarrassing that even ABC was unwilling to continue broadcasting it. When it found something was wrong, it immediately cut off the live broadcast that it paid a lot of money to buy.
But ABC won't broadcast it, but there are many TV stations that are willing to broadcast it. The big TV stations won't broadcast it, but countless small TV stations are willing to broadcast it. The American media won't broadcast it, but there are a lot of more "free" media around the world who are willing to pay for the broadcast rights.
Satellite broadcasts were already available in the 1990s, and the speed of information circulation was beyond people's imagination. There are many viewers who want to watch the excitement, and various media are busy hyping up hot topics every day.
Now the super hot spot is coming.
At the scene of the building, the "shit-lucky" Kit was grabbing the microphone and describing what he saw to the camera. He didn't care even though his head and face were covered in filth.
"The incident happened so suddenly. Although everyone was alerted, no one expected it to happen without reservation. The situation at the scene is indescribable, you can see me. This is really the most tragic day of my life.
We were in the center of the explosion, and the smell was so bad. There was goo flying everywhere, and I couldn't breathe. Many people vomited. It was like the end of the world, it was so tragic.
As of now, all the septic tanks outside the headquarters building have exploded. According to FBI agents' speculation, the criminals should have thrown explosives into the septic tanks that had accumulated for more than half a year.
Unless we drain the septic tank, we won't be able to find the explosives that were detonated by the timer devices. Some of the explosives were also pumped out by the suction trucks. As you can see, even the suction trucks exploded.
I know, this is really unfortunate news. What a pity! I feel very sad, but fortunately, no casualties have been seen yet.
Since the rainwater manhole cover exploded first and flew around, most people had a few minutes to escape beforehand. Therefore, although the explosion was very powerful, the damage caused was very limited.
I have to leave now to do some cleaning, otherwise I won't be able to work. Please don't leave, we will enter the headquarters immediately to report to you. As of now, the situation inside the building is even worse."
Kit ended a live news broadcast with "full of sorrow". When the cameraman signaled that the filming was over, he immediately jumped up with cheers and yelled: "This damn bomber, I love him to death.
Now I really got rich. Not only did I make a fortune, but I also became famous. Now audiences around the world know me, and my worth is skyrocketing. My perseverance finally paid off. Hahahaha....
.I love this wonderful world!”
Regardless of the dirty smell all over his body, Kit grabbed the cameraman and hugged them. A few seconds later, he hurriedly shouted: "Quick, quick, quick, we have to go to the headquarters to take some pictures. Now the audience all over the world wants to see them unlucky."
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I can't wait to take pictures of the ugly scenes of those news elites. I want the whole world to see what the usually bright and glamorous gold medal anchors look like at this moment. Thinking of this, I am very excited."