This early in the morning, Zhou Qingfeng felt that his life was in chaos.
I don't know where such a halfling wanderer came from, sneaked up to the roof of his residence, picked up a few stones and tried to throw them at the young man's head. This guy with a short circuit of nerves turned out to be the Dark Sun Chosen who Cyric had just given power to.
There's something wrong with your brain!
In the world of sword and magic, there are too many intelligent races. Each race always has its own characteristics. For example, most halflings are funny. This is a race that does whatever they want and is free. They are naturally carefree and like
Causing trouble everywhere.
Unlike dwarfs and dwarves, halflings are like mini versions of humans. They are petite, agile and intelligent, and are insulated from the words reliability and diligence. They always have all kinds of wonderful ideas in their minds, and their favorite occupation is thieves.
Halflings have racial talents in terms of exploration, infiltration, hiding, and deception. The female halfling who appeared in front of Zhou Qingfeng was one of the best, looking like a childlike lolita who would never grow up.
"Her name is Kelly. Her original name is unknown. She comes from a certain halfling tribe in the south. She committed many major crimes in several principalities and was hunted down by the paladins of Tyr, the god of justice. She had no choice but to flee to the North for refuge.
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Kelly has an excellent talent for lies and deception, and I couldn't find a more suitable candidate than her. Although she is a halfling, I don't have a choice now."
The petite halfling thief was dangling his calves on the roof. Cyric explained his origin and characteristics. Zhou Qingfeng curled his lips and shouted: "Xili, shoot her down."
Before the shout could end, a sharp arrow shot out from the corner. The arrow was accurate, hard, and extremely fast. The halfling on the roof was laughing and laughing, but in the blink of an eye, he was hit by the arrow and fell down. A few grunts came from the roof.
It rolled down and fell to the ground motionless, with a large pool of blood flowing out.
Zhou Qingfeng had a gloomy face, drew out his cavalry sword, and walked slowly towards the halfling's body. Xili stood beside him, drew her bow and arrow, endured it for a while, and finally said: "The master who underestimates the enemy and is arrogant
, be careful that this halfling is not dead."
‘Swift Shadow’ also popped out half of his head from the door, tutted for a long time and said: “Oh..., halfling, the best assassin and scout in the material world.
Back then, many demon commanders died under their poisoned daggers. These little dwarfs were very cunning and cunning, and had many tricks. The best they were good at was stealing other people's wallets, and the second best was pretending to be dead."
Zhou Qingfeng stopped two or three meters away, raised the mud monster tongue spear on his arm, and shouted in a low voice: "If you don't get up, I will make a hole in your calf."
The bleeding corpse turned over, kicked up on the spot and jumped up the wall.
She showed no signs of injury and was jumping around without any fuss. She pointed at the head of 'Shiying' and cursed: "You are the dwarf. Your whole family is a dwarf. You evil undead, why don't you come and kneel down?"
The Great Dark Sun Chosen?"
After scolding 'Quick Shadow', the halfling scolded the arrow-wielding Xili again, "And you are also very bad. You sneaked and hid aside just to kill me. Fortunately, I was prepared, otherwise I would have been shot to death by you."
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After cursing a few words, she suddenly stopped and stared at Hilly's chest, then looked down at herself and exclaimed: "God, I always thought that the gods wanted to punish me for stealing things too much, so they paired me with a human being."
Women all dislike big breasts.
This part is so big that it hinders me from running and jumping, so I have to tie it up. And you..., you are so pitiful. Did you do something wrong to deserve the breasts of a giantess?
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Hilly was determined and indifferent, but the word 'punishment' was like a lifeline to her. She also lowered her head to look at her chest, and immediately cried loudly, "I'm just a poor elf, but I met a nasty person."
And the evil master."
It's over. Now Hilly won't stop crying for a long time.
Uncle Zhou covered his head, and 'Shi Ying' also sighed. But the halfling thief jumped down from the wall, ran to Xili, patted her shoulder and comforted her: "We are all the same, I understand your pain very well. Don't worry,
I will take care of you from now on."
After saying that, the halfling thief shouted at Zhou Qingfeng: "Hey, in the name of the Dark Sun electorate, I demand that you immediately return this poor girl's freedom."
Before Zhou Qingfeng could curl his lips to refute, Xili kept crying, but grabbed the halfling's hand and threw it away, "Stay away from me, I'm just a poor elf. In order to survive, I have to rely on my master who can make money, so I have
I don’t have a wallet for you to steal.”
When the hand that was stealing was caught, the petite halfling just laughed a few times, and then approached Zhou Qingfeng like a normal person: "Actually, I was just joking with you, don't be too nervous. It looks like you are Vic.
Lots of Hugo."
Uncle Zhou raised his cavalry sword with a cold expression, showing no intention of getting close to him. The halfling girl then whistled with a smile and naturally turned around and walked towards the 'Swift Shadow' at the door.
The skeletal war horse snorted, and a strong flow of negative energy came out of his body, and his eyes glowed red, "Don't come close to me, there is nothing on me that you can steal."
So the halfling turned around as if he were shopping, and sighed: "Forget it, forget it, the people here are really unfriendly. I'm obviously here to help, but you don't welcome me at all." After she finished speaking,
He stepped on the wall and ran away.
Zhou Qingfeng looked at the direction in which the halfling thief left, and shouted in his heart: "Cyric, is this the elect you sent to cooperate with me?"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Cyric said a few words.
After a while, a halfling complained outside the courtyard wall, "Okay, okay, no need to send down the oracle, my head hurts. I understand, can't I just be obedient?" She appeared again.
At the top of the wall, a wilted man waved to Zhou Qingfeng.
"Hi, my name is Kelly, I am a halfling, and now I am the chosen one of the Dark Sun. Don't ask why the Dark Sun chose me, I don't know. I thought it was a fun thing, but now I see that you are all so boring.
, I already have some regrets.”
In the eyes of halflings, it would be extremely boring to prevent someone from stealing a wallet.
Zhou Qingfeng didn't express his opinion on his face, and was already shaking his head in his heart. At this moment, the 'Jiying' at the door shouted: "Master, Old Borg has brought a friend to see you."
The dwarf witch doctor was already standing at the door, accompanied by a tall and thin weirdo - this guy looked like he came from a primitive tribe, with accessories made from various animal and plant parts hanging all over his body.
"Hey, Victor, haven't you always wanted to find a priest? Let me introduce to you my friend, Justen. He believes in the 'Mother of Diseases' like me, and he should be able to help you."
The old dwarf pointed at the tall and thin weirdo, feeling that his recommendation would definitely satisfy Zhou Qingfeng. But when Uncle Zhou saw this weirdo who looked like a tuberculosis ghost, his mind went crazy.
‘Mother of Diseases’? Isn’t she Talona, the goddess of poison and disease?
Zhou Qingfeng has recently taken advantage of the system of gods in other worlds. He knows very well that the 'Mother of Diseases' is not a good thing - why are Mao and I dealing with evil gods? I really hope there will be some believers of good gods.
For example, the female priests of Suna, the goddess of love, are passionate and unrestrained. The daughters of the goddess of magic are beautiful and affectionate. The followers of Selun, the moon god, are beautiful and gentle. At the very least, a black-skinned girl working for Eilistraee will do. They
When it gets dark, I like dancing the most.
"Cyric, this must be all your fault."
"What does it have to do with me? I only asked my chosen people to help you, and I didn't ask that ugly old witch Talona to send a priest."
"There must be an evil guy like you here, so I'm either a bunch of pig teammates or a bunch of evil guys around me."
"Why don't you talk about yourself? You are not a good person, so you attract such trash around you."
"Cyric, how dare you mock me and double the rent next month."
"In order to cooperate, I compromised and chose a beautiful girl, but you actually asked me for rent. You kid is more evil than me."
One person and one god fell into daily quarrels again. Others thought he was thinking about whether to accept the priest of the 'Mother of Diseases'. 'Shiying' shouted at the door again, "Master, you seem to have become famous, and someone else is coming.
Visit you."
Uncle Zhou stopped the meaningless quarrel and asked angrily: "My place has almost turned into a vegetable market. Is that evil god sending his men again?"
A rickety old man shrouded in black robes appeared at the door. He laughed in a hoarse and unpleasant voice: "Evil God? As a necromancer who wanders between life and death, I believe in Veshalon, the lich god.
The Lord is really an evil god."
Zhou Qingfeng slapped his forehead and shouted frantically: "God, am I going to become the boss of the evil forces?"