"I really didn't expect that I would have a hard time returning home?!"
Ouyang Jun was leaning on the corner of an intersection, holding on to the wall, and sticking out half of his head to look out. Across the street, several matchmakers were asking his landlord, asking him questions repeatedly.
This inquiry lasted for half an hour, but the matchmakers refused to leave!
It’s getting dark, what should I do?
Ouyang Jun retracted his head, his heart pounding like a deer.
Wait..., you can't use this word.
It should be said that my heart is filled with despair.
"Ouyang, what are you standing there for?" A van drove up at the intersection, the window was lowered, and Zhou Qingfeng poked his head out. He looked at it strangely, frowned and asked: "Why do you seem to have been caught and raped?
"
Bah..., Ouyang Jun said angrily: "Don't mess with people's innocence. When have I ever been caught and raped?"
"Didn't you get caught?" Zhou Qingfeng shouted immediately, "Ouyang Jun is here, who is looking for him?"
Ouyang Jun was so distraught that he almost wet his pants. He raised his finger to hiss at Zhou Qingfeng, but he heard footsteps approaching quickly. He couldn't care anymore, and quickly opened the window and got into the van, lying on the seat.
Under the chair.
Three or four aunt-level matchmakers rumbled past the car, looking around and shouting.
"Ouyang, I am your Aunt Zhang."
"Ouyang, I am Grandma Liu introduced by your uncle."
"Ouyang, I am Pingping's mother. Do you remember Pingping? I was your classmate in elementary school!"
Zhou Qingfeng was so happy in the driver's seat that he wanted to shout something too. Ouyang Jun hid under the car seat and bowed to him with his hands clasped together, his expression painful.
The aunties and matchmakers ran by and went to the other end of the street.
Ouyang Jun stuck his head out from behind the car window, took a fearful look, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ouyang, so you are here."
This sentence frightened Ouyang Jun half to death. The landlord appeared out of nowhere. He probably saw Zhou Qingfeng. He opened the car window and looked inside the car. Sure enough, he found the target and laughed happily.
Ouyang Jun's heart almost jumped out of his throat, and he fell down when he saw that it was behind the landlord. He panted and sat down, wiped the sweat from his forehead, waved his hand and said, "Don't make trouble, I'm miserable enough."
Zhou Qingfeng came to Ouyang Jun to discuss the follow-up of the "Super Kill" comic. When he encountered this funny thing, he couldn't help but ask the landlord, "What happened?"
The landlord laughed and said, "Hey... Ouyang is attracted by several girls. The matchmaker can find him eight times a day. Anyone else would have been happy, but this guy just hides and hides. He is so shy.
Not like a man."
"I can't stand this." Ouyang Jun shook his head and said, "My soul is a free bird, and I don't want to be bound by the prison of marriage."
"Speak humanly." Zhou Qingfeng curled his lips.
Ouyang Jun whispered, "I think life is not easy. I can't give up the future for the present. It would be great if I could only fall in love without getting married."
Tsk..., Zhou Qingfeng sneered, "To put it bluntly, it's just despicable. I'm greedy for other girls' bodies but don't want to be responsible. If you have the guts to do it, you have to have the guts to admit it."
"I didn't do it." Ouyang Jun argued again, trying to prove his innocence.
"He did it, he did it." The landlord sneered next to him, "Didn't he get caught peeping at the girl's house opposite to take a bath? A few days ago, the girl took the initiative to invite him to watch a movie. Not only did Ouyang go, but he also followed
The girl goes home.
In the middle of the night, I heard the girl's house crying and yelling, and it was noisy all night long. It was really lively. I still don't know what happened. Ouyang, I was just going to ask you. What did you do that night? "
It’s really a matter of which pot should not be opened.
Ouyang Jun was extremely sad and almost cried. Zhou Qingfeng also turned to look at him and asked: "I remember that girl was just average. Did you really take action?"
Ouyang Jun's head drooped, "A vigorous man can't sleep alone, and he always feels restless for a few days every month. That night, it was all the moon's fault."
"So you started?"
"In addition, I drank some wine and was not clear-headed."
"I'm just asking you if you want to do it?"
"I made the same mistake that every man makes."
Huh... Uncle Zhou was already looking askance at people. The landlord was still not satisfied with what he heard. He slapped his lips and said: "You educated people are quite good at talking. What nonsense are you exaggerating?"
It sounds very artistic.”
Ouyang Jun exploded angrily: "When I woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room and a strange bed. Next to the bed were two men who were eyeing each other eagerly."
man?
Zhou Qingfeng grinned in surprise, and the landlord even stared.
"It's the girl's father and her brother. They insisted that I was raped and wanted to take me to the police station. I have no conscience. I was drunk and completely confused. I didn't have the ability to commit a crime!"
Ouyang Jun cried with snot and tears, and howled incessantly. Zhou Qingfeng patted his shoulder sympathetically, "This is probably a 'fairy jump'. But such a low-level method can be successful...
..”
Ouyang Jun had a look of resentment on his face. Zhou Qingfeng couldn't bear to laugh even if he wanted to, so he could only ask: "Then how did you get away?"
The landlord pricked up his ears for gossip.
"They want me to marry that girl."
"What if?"
"I was forced to write a guarantee letter and take my fingerprints. Otherwise, they would send me to the police station again."
"This is a bit..." Zhou Qingfeng suppressed his laughter and patted Ouyang Jun on the shoulder again, "Don't worry, it's nothing serious. That kind of guarantee letter has no legal effect, what are you afraid of? Even if you shake it off
If you come out, it will only give you a bad reputation."
The landlord nodded and agreed: "That's right. Ouyang, why do you still care about this?"
Ouyang Jun was angry, "Don't insult my innocence out of thin air. I really didn't do anything at that time."
"I know, I know. You are the most innocent person." Zhou Qingfeng came up with an idea, "But who told you to offend others before? That family probably thought you were rich and wanted to get married. But you did it this way
It will only be counterproductive.
Ask the landlord to ask how much it will cost to settle this matter. Be tough. You made a mistake and you have been punished. It is not a case of murder and arson. Let's end this matter."
Ouyang Jun sighed, as if he didn't have much confidence in this. The landlord nodded repeatedly, "Yes, Ouyang. This matter can't be delayed like this. You just have a short-circuit in your brain occasionally, but you are not a bad person. I will help you negotiate and make peace.
.”
Speaking of this, the landlord grabbed Zhou Qingfeng, "Mr. Zhou, I heard that your 'Holy Light' is going to spend 100 million to buy a machinery factory in the city?"
"I have this intention." Zhou Qingfeng nodded, "But from the current point of view, 100 million is probably not enough. I really underestimated the assets of Tianyang Machinery Factory. But 100 million may be able to sell a branch factory. This
enough."
Zhou Qingfeng didn't talk much about the acquisition. He chatted a few words with Ouyang Jun about comic creation, and then asked: "Can you drive?"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"A few years ago, I wanted to chase a female student, so I went to learn how to drive in order to be cool. But I didn't chase her, but I got my driver's license." Ouyang Jun sighed, thinking that he was talking about something of his own again.
Embarrassing thing.
Zhou Qingfeng was overjoyed. He honked the horn twice and said, "The company is short of a driver. This car will be driven for you. From now on, you will have a lot to do and help pick up the colleagues in the company to and from get off work."
Ouyang Jun was puzzled. He never expected that Zhou Qingfeng drove a van and asked him to be the driver. But Uncle Zhou handed over the key and asked him to drive around and take him home, even if the errand was done.
After learning to drive for many years, Ouyang Jun felt that his hands were unfamiliar when he touched the steering wheel again. But after driving for a few kilometers, the reaction in his mind finally came back. He happily drove a short distance in the city and then returned to his rented car.
Downstairs of the house.
As soon as I got off the car, half of my feet were on the ground.
A scream...
"Hey, Ouyang, have you bought a car?"
"This car looks good. What a good kid. He's made a difference. He's made a difference."
"I am your Aunt Zhang, don't you recognize me?"
"I'm Aunt Ma. I hugged you when you were a child."
"Brother Ouyang, I am Pingping."
Ouyang Jun had goosebumps all over his body. He had no time to escape and was overwhelmed by a group of aunts in the blink of an eye.