Uncle Zhou had no choice but to order his elf maid, "Don't wander around outside in the future. If you have nothing to do, do something for me and fulfill the duties of a maid."
"Is this also my punishment?" Xili asked weakly, her head hanging down.
"Yes. Just think of it as punishment."
"Okay, I won't resist my evil and nasty master. After all, I'm just a poor elf."
"Can you stop mentioning the word 'poor' all the time? I don't see how you are pitiful now. It's better to stay with me than in the dungeon, right?"
"Okay, evil and nasty master. After all, I'm just a helpless elf."
"Wow... don't mention the words evil and obscene. Also, why are you helpless again?"
"Can't you use 'helpless'? Okay, despicable and dirty master. As long as it is your order, I will obey it. After all, I am just an abandoned elf."
"You... insist on playing word games with me, right?" Zhou Qingfeng was so angry that 'one Buddha was born, two Buddhas ascended to heaven', but after arguing for a long time, he could only give up the idea of correcting Xili's choice of words.
.
This elf maid is definitely a literature major. The more forbidden words she uses, the more tricks she has - there is no word she can't say except what you can't think of.
But with Xili here, Zhou Qingfeng's daily life is much easier. She can do laundry, cooking, cleaning, maintenance and remodeling. She can do almost any job except heating the bed. For example, she is definitely a top-notch expert in cooking.
To capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.
Zhou Qingfeng doesn't know how to cook himself, so he usually borrows a cook from an old dwarf. But the cook in the Black Forest has simply insulted the profession of chef. The food he makes can only be called "poisonous", which is really hard to swallow.
After Xili arrived at Mouse Village, she made a dinner using the simplest ingredients. Uncle Zhou came back from his patrol and shed tears after eating. He felt like he had gone from hell to heaven, full of happiness.
The old dwarf has no requirements for food. The bread made by his cook is hard enough to be used as a mace. The bread made by Hilly is soft and delicious, with a fragrant aroma that can make people bite off their tongues.
When the old dwarf's cook makes mushroom soup, he either adds too much salt and can kill a person. Or he doesn't add salt and adds poisonous mushrooms instead, causing people to suffer from vomiting, diarrhea and schizophrenia.
Xili, on the other hand, can clearly distinguish all types of mushrooms. The mushroom soup she makes is delicious and rich, with a lingering aftertaste on the lips and teeth. It is a masterpiece. This skill alone allows Zhou Qingfeng to tolerate her weakness and arrogance.
Having fun alone is not as good as having fun together!
After Zhou Qingfeng had dinner, he called the logistics staff in his team and collectively learned how to cook from Xili. He asked Rubio to be the supervisor, and anyone who didn't learn seriously would be whipped. Idiots who couldn't learn it must be fine.
For other uses, get rid of it.
Uncle Zhou even thought about giving Xili a lace maid outfit, wearing long stockings and flowers on her hair. Unfortunately, due to current constraints, he gave up for the time being.
"Is this also a punishment for me?" Hilly lowered her head, "Let a noble elf do a despicable job with an extremely shameful appearance. Vicious and cruel master, I know you will not have any mercy on me.
.But I won’t resist.”
When she heard that she was going to teach someone how to cook, the elf maid felt pitiful, but Uncle Zhou was going crazy.
"There is no distinction between high and low in revolutionary work, okay? Cooking food is a very serious job, why is it so despicable? In my eyes, even picking up excrement is very honorable." Zhou Qingfeng felt that he was also
Very sincere.
"Carrying shit?" Xili screamed, even more humiliated and miserable.
"Terrible and vicious master, how black-hearted are you? How embarrassing is it that you actually ask me to pick up dung? It's more terrifying than death. Well, this is my punishment, and I won't resist. After all,
I'm just a humble elf."
If Xili could shed tears, she would probably have burst into tears now.
Even 'Quick Shadow' poked his huge head out of the house and said in horror: "This new master is simply more evil than the demon lord of the abyss. He actually came up with the method of 'picking turds' to torture people. Fortunately, I'm just a
Horse, otherwise...
Wait, what if he asks me to pull a load of stinking human excrement that day too."
Thinking of the misery of "pooping", even if it is ferocious, terrifying, and as violent as an abyss demon horse, its hooves can't help but weaken. "Shiying" has become an undead, and it is said that it should not have such a mentality of fear, but it still feels it in its imagination.
It's like the end is coming.
Hilly cried and turned around to leave.
Zhou Qingfeng could only quickly step forward and grab his maid, and said with an unlucky look: "I was wrong, I was wrong. Xili, I said the wrong thing. But please don't be so coquettish, okay? I'm just
It’s a metaphor, but it’s not meant to make you really pick shit.”
Hilly's face was still full of sadness, "Hypocritical and cunning master, are you deliberately lying to deceive me into working harder for you? Okay, I accept your apology, after all, I am just a..."
Shut up!
Zhou Qingfeng finally got angry and pointed at the door with a stern face, "Stop playing the crying trick. Enough is enough. Go and teach the selected villagers how to cook food. You are a golem who doesn't need to rest now. Make use of your time.
Work more.”
Oh..., Hilly was frightened by the stern order. She froze for a few seconds, stopped talking nonsense, turned around to find Rubio, and prepared to start a cooking night school - in fact, it was to teach the logistics chefs how to cook a big pot of rice.
,supply 'coalition' troops.
After dealing with Xili, Zhou Qingfeng nodded and finally went to rest. Before he was about to go to sleep, he also ordered 'Shiying' to walk around the village at night, "Anyway, you are an undead who does not need to rest. Act as a patrol and guard."
Let’s work.”
"Master, you are indeed evil enough. You let your horse go on patrol while you sleep." "Shiying" chattered like a chatterbox, "Don't you feel uneasy inside?"
"If you keep talking nonsense, I will shut you up forever." Zhou Qingfeng closed the bedroom door with a bang and moved his tired body to the bed - he could finally sleep peacefully tonight.
In the past, without reliable subordinates, Zhou Qingfeng would sleep in fear, fearing that someone would come in and kill him in the middle of the night. Even if no one came to assassinate him, he would still be worried that the makeshift 'coalition force' would cause trouble in the middle of the night.
Based on the nature of those adventurers in the Black Forest, it would be normal if something happened, and it would be a miracle if nothing happened.
And now, there are finally two somewhat reliable subordinates to drive. The best thing is, a golem and an undead horse, they don't have to sleep or pay wages. For Uncle Zhou who is strapped for money,
I don’t know how worry-free it is!
Although one is complaining and crying, and the other is talking nonsense and nagging, they are still obedient and capable!
With these two advantages, Zhou Qingfeng would call "Amitabha" and thank God.
Oops, I can finally have a good rest.
Deep sleep, information network is on.
Oops, I haven’t had time to take care of it these days. I don’t even know what the situation is like in the Black Forest?