For the third and fourth princes who have spent too long in the capital and the palace, leaving the capital and coming to Haidian Zhaoyuan is a rare country residence. But for Zhu Ying who often comes and goes, this is probably the only way to live.
It was an occasional change of taste and a change of environment. As for Zhang Shou... he felt that this was a very leisurely vacation.
Moreover, unless one is rich in the future, how can three or five people live in such a layout and imitate a garden like the Grand View Garden, with so many people surrounding them? If you add in the prerequisites such as the suburbs of Beijing and Haidian, it will be even worse.
I have to add the word impossible.
On the afternoon when the third and fourth princes arrived, the two brothers almost went crazy playing in the Zhao Garden - even the third prince, who always acted calmly, was the same, running around like he was having fun, and the guards who followed them
One by one they complained endlessly and chased and blocked them, fearing that something might happen to these two little ancestors.
As the host, Zhu Ying had to take the third and fourth princes around her home. When she found that the two of them were starting to let themselves go, she left them directly to the servants and royal guards who stayed behind in Zhao Yuan.
, she walked straight back to look for Zhang Shou. As a result, she saw no one along the way, and because the servants were all looking after the two princes, she didn't even find anyone to ask.
After searching for a long time, she couldn't really enter every house. She was sweating, thinking that Zhang Shou was playing hide-and-seek with her. She couldn't help but feel angry, and immediately shouted: "Ah Shou, you
Where are you going!"
"Here it is!"
Zhu Ying was stunned for a moment, then followed the sound, and saw that the sound was coming from behind a wall, and it was clearly the Qiu Shuangzhai where she usually chose to live every time she came here. She couldn't help but blush on her face, and hurried away.
She went there, but there was no one in the front yard or back yard. It wasn't until she found the grape trellis at the back that she found Zhang Shou lying on a bamboo deck chair, lazily turning over a book in his hand.
At this time, she immediately laughed and scolded: "Okay, you brought those two little troubles out, but you are hiding here, how embarrassed are you! It's not summer, sit under the grape trellis to cool off, now this
Weather, it’s not too cold for you to sit here!”
"Isn't this a place where others can't find and enjoy some peace and quiet?" Zhang Shou chuckled, still lying there leisurely, and said with a smile, "I'm very curious, the three rooms of Qiushuangzhai are not separated from each other.
, you said that every time you come to Zhaoyuan, you like to live there the most, is it because you think it is spacious and refreshing, which suits your temperament? "
"That's right!" Zhu Ying answered without thinking, "You can see the roof when you look up, and you can see the white walls at the end. It's so spacious that it makes people feel comfortable. It's not like other houses, which are small enough and have to be separated one by one. It makes people feel comfortable.
I feel so depressed! I also have three undivided rooms at home, which are large and bright. Living like this makes me feel good!"
Zhang Shou knew that this was probably the answer. He thought that Tanchun was just pretending to be quick and easy, but Zhu Ying was really quick and easy. Different moods will naturally lead to different tempers. The corner of his mouth curled up slightly, and then he pointed to the top of his head.
The grape trellis said: "There is one more thing I am curious about. Can the grape vines on this trellis really produce grapes?"
"Of course!" Zhu Ying smiled, "When I was a kid, I climbed up there and ate it secretly, and it almost made me cry! If the third and fourth princes came here in the summer, they would definitely be the same as me back then.
, I couldn’t help but climb up the grape trellis to pick grapes... I still remember the way my elder brother looked nervous and was ready to catch me at any time!"
Zhang Shou imagined the scene of Zhu Tingfang with a serious face standing under the grape trellis, opening his hands to catch his sister, and then he couldn't help but laugh: "Brother, since he has been skilled in martial arts since he was a child, why don't you go up and take you down?"
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"I was only five years old at that time, and my eldest brother was less than ten years old. He had more than enough ambition but not enough power!" Zhu Ying also smiled happily when talking about old things. She walked up to Zhang Shou and jumped lightly.
She grabbed a section of the grapevine, but then let go. After landing, she clapped her hands.
"I remember that I spent a lot of effort to climb up. The grapes screamed sourly when I was on top. I wanted to come down but couldn't. Several bunches of grapes were crushed by me and stained my new clothes. I was on top.
I kept crying. But a guard wanted to come up to rescue me, but as soon as he climbed up with a ladder, I picked two bunches of grapes and smashed them down, causing the whole grape trellis to shake."
"My eldest brother was so frightened that he kept asking people to move away quickly, and then he tried to persuade me to let me climb to the edge by myself, and he would catch me. But I was so sad that my new dress turned purple, and I just refused. That time
My father went back to the capital for a while, so my eldest brother took me and my second brother to live in Zhaoyuan. As a result, my eldest brother scolded me for the first time in my life, and I got so angry that I stood up straight away."
Zhang Shou thought about how the little girl frowned because of her gluttony, and then got angry with her brother because the grape stain stained her dress. He felt angry and funny. But when he heard Zhu Ying say that she was
Standing on the grape trellis, he thought that she had said before that the grape trellis was shaking because of her tossing, and he couldn't help but gradually put away his smile.
He asked with a subtle expression: "Yingying, are you saying that this grape trellis has fallen over once?"
"Who made those guys even build the grape trellis so weakly?"
Zhu Ying snorted without any sign of introspection: "Isn't it just me stomping up there and getting angry with my elder brother? As a result, the shelf collapsed! Fortunately, when it fell down, Uncle Hua jumped out from nowhere.
, he hugged me and jumped to the ground. As a result, the eldest brother was so angry that his face turned blue, and he punished my second brother and sent him to a small dark room."
Zhang Shou was simply amazed: "The mistake you made is about your second brother?"
"Who told the eldest brother to ask my second brother to take me with me? But the second brother went to call for a cockfight!" At this point, Zhu Ying couldn't help but smile a little, "The eldest brother didn't even give the second brother dinner.
, I secretly hid two steamed buns and sent them over. I still remember the pitiful look of my second brother and what he said to me."
"Yingying, for the sake of your second brother, I've suffered on your behalf. If you are going to benefit from it in the future, you must help me out a little more."
Hearing Zhu Ying imitate Zhu Er's tone and say this, Zhang Shou almost burst into laughter. After laughing, he said calmly: "I didn't expect that your Qiu Shuangzhai grape trellis actually fell over once... By the way...
Come back, Yingying, haven’t you heard the old story about the grape trellis falling down?”
Zhu Ying suddenly became curious: "What's the story about the grape trellis falling down? Ah Shou, please tell me and let me hear it!"
Zhang Shou was a little surprised. Emperor Taizu brought so many messy poems, stories and various nouns to the world, but he did not popularize that classic joke? Well, Xiaolin Guangji is said to be from the Qing Dynasty, but it is said to be excerpted from various
Is there really no joke like this in the Ming and Qing Dynasties at this time? Well, that’s right, there is no famous line by Su Shi, so there is no Hedong Lion’s Roar in the Tang Dynasty.
After just thinking for a moment, he coughed twice: "Forget it if you haven't heard of it, it's just a very boring story..."
"How can you be like you, just to whet my appetite?" Zhu Ying saw Zhang Shou looking away, clearly intending to change the topic, she immediately rushed forward without thinking, directly pressed his shoulder, "Say
Don't tell me? If you don't tell me, don't think about it! If you don't tell me that I have the ultimate trick, I won't believe that you are not ticklish!"
Zhang Shou was stunned for a moment, and then he had no choice but to raise his hands and surrender. A flaw like ticklishness that a person can't solve at all, of course he couldn't handle it!
"Okay, I say, I say, if you don't say anything, this grape trellis will really fall down!" After making a strange pun-intended remark, Zhang Shou quickly cleared his throat when he saw that Zhu Ying had begun to breathe into her hands.
"There once was a small official!" He once again used the same opening line he used when he lectured at the Banshan Hall of the Imperial College. Seeing that Zhu Ying refused to relax at all, he could only sigh and continue, "The small official was most afraid of his wife at home.
One day, she scratched his face. When he went to the court, the prefect saw the wounds on his face and asked him. He bit the bullet and said that the grape trellis fell down while enjoying the cool air at night and he was scratched by that trellis."
Seeing that Zhu Ying suddenly understood and immediately glared at him, Zhang Shou continued to say slowly: "The prefect didn't believe it and said that this must have been scratched by a shrew of your family. How unbecoming is it for a wife to bully her husband? So he immediately sent officers to arrest her."
Someone arrested me! Unexpectedly, the prefect’s wife happened to be eavesdropping in the back hall. When she learned that the prefect wanted to meddle in such nosy matters, she rushed out in a rage. The prefect was immediately frightened and panicked."
At this point, he pushed Zhu Ying figuratively. Seeing that she was caught off guard and really let go of her hand, he cursed seriously: "It's all your fault for me! Get out of here, my wife
The grape rack of the government office is about to collapse!"
Zhu Ying was stunned for a moment, and then she laughed so much that her stomach hurt. She screamed and was about to squat on the ground. Unexpectedly, she lost her footing and fell on Zhang Shou. Although the two of them had had some leisure time before.
It is impossible for an unmarried couple to have this kind of intimacy, but when she ran into Zhang Shou's arms, she was still shocked.
And Zhang Shou also didn't expect that it was just a story he told casually because of the grape trellis, and the end result turned out to be the warm and fragrant nephrite jade in his arms. Especially the two soft balls pressed tightly against his body, not as light as before.
The touch of her arms made his mouth go dry. Almost subconsciously, he reached out and hugged the beautiful woman's waist.
With almost a sudden shock, Zhu Ying felt that her face was as red as fire. With her strength, she could easily break away and stand up, but she stretched out her hand to support her, and in the end she just barely leaned forward a little. But it was like contact.
The embarrassment of non-contact made her face redder and bleeding.
In order to prevent herself from losing her composure, she could only glare at Zhang Shou fiercely, but her tone was more coquettish than angry: "What a nonsense story, you are obviously making it up!"
Of course Zhang Shou would not miss Zhu Ying's red-clouded face, and immediately asked with a smile: "Even if it's just a fabrication of mine. But the Qiushuangzhai grape racks are all ready-made, and they have been poured once before, so I can't help but
I just thought of this story and worried whether it would collapse in the future."
"Damn you!" Zhu Ying finally broke away from Zhang Shou angrily, and then angrily shouted with her hands on her hips, "Do you want to say that I am a shrew?"
"What does a fierce woman have? As long as the fierceness is external!" Zhang Shou jumped up, but he was face to face with Zhu Ying, eye to eye. "She is as warm as spring to relatives and friends, and as fierce as summer to business.
A betrayer is as ruthless as the autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves, and is as cruel to his enemies as the harsh winter. Don’t you think such people are good?"
Zhu Ying was stunned at first by what Zhang Shou said, but then she turned from anger to joy and said: "That's pretty much it! You know my temperament! The description of spring, summer, autumn and winter is quite appropriate!"
I even used Comrade **'s famous sayings, and finally stabilized the grape vine. It's not easy...
Zhang Shou complained in his heart, and then quickly changed the subject and said: "Would you like to see how the third and fourth princes are doing now? I really didn't expect them to be so crazy when they are crazy. Although the servants here plus the
There are a lot of guards, but the only one who can naturally suppress them is you!"
"Teacher like you, don't even think about staying out of this!" Zhu Ying glared at Zhang Shou angrily, then stepped forward and grabbed his wrist, turned around and dragged him out, "Don't forget, when the emperor entrusted someone to you,
I also specifically said that if I should be hit, I should be scolded, so you’re welcome!”
If I were really rude, then I would be the biggest idiot in the world! Can the emperor take every word of his words seriously? If he whipped the eldest prince and the second prince severely with a ruler, then the teacher would still feel a sense of accomplishment.
What are two little kids?
Zhang Shou thought so in his heart. However, when he and Zhu Ying walked back and finally saw a group of guards running over in a panic, he was still surprised. Immediately afterwards, he saw blankets and other things among the crowd.
The things were wrapped tightly, and the third prince and the fourth prince were hugged in the hands of two guards. The third prince looked embarrassed, while the fourth prince held a blanket to cover his face with a guilty conscience.
When Zhu Ying asked, she was immediately furious: "What, you went crazy and fell into the pool? Come on, see if the hot water in the soup pool in Daoxiang Village has been heated, and quickly throw these two little bastards in and wash them.
If you go and urge the kitchen to bring brown sugar ginger soup, it will be too late to catch a cold!"
After finishing these words, she rolled up her sleeves and glared at the two troublemakers: "You brats who need to be dealt with, let's see how I deal with you soon!"
Thinking of the unforeseen consequences of falling into the water, Zhang Shou couldn't help but feel scared. However, when he followed him to Daoxiang Village, he saw the fourth prince stripping off his clothes and escaping into the steaming hot spring, while the third prince
They didn't even take off their clothes and fled in. The two brothers squatted in the middle, looking pitifully across the water at Zhu Ying, who was so angry that he was finally amused and laughed.
"You two brats still want to avoid this beating? Don't even think about it!" Zhu Ying, who had just told the naughty story of her childhood, completely forgot what contrast was and stomped her feet angrily, but in the end she didn't
Maybe he went into the water to lift the two of them up to teach them a lesson. He immediately turned his head and glared at Zhang Shou and said angrily, "Ah Shou, get down quickly and give them a good beating!"
Zhang Shou suddenly couldn't laugh or cry. Seeing the two brothers lowering their heads and whispering, clearly discussing how to hide, he said slowly: "There's no need for a beating. It just so happens that I have a hundred equations here, and they can do it later."