You crazy person who tells lies with your eyes open, what did I say? I didn’t say it!
Before Zhang Shou even had time to curse, Hua Qi, who had come without a shadow, left without a trace. He was immediately very angry. Only then did he realize for the first time that the lunatic Ah Liu kept saying was indeed
If he is a real lunatic, he can even do such a thing as spreading people's words randomly, so what else can't he do?
If he asks people like this to help train people, he won't train a bunch of lunatics at home, right?
After such a sudden thought came to his mind, the more he thought about it, the more worried he became. When Ah Liu came back, he simply told him what Hua Qi had said and done after he came over. Sure enough, even Ah Liu, who looked like a little monster, also
He couldn't help but frown, and then he complained in a low voice: "Master, it's enough for me to be here. Why did the emperor send that crazy guy here?"
"I think so too, but maybe the emperor thinks that the lunatic has been staying at Yingying's house for a long time, so he might as well come over as a dowry. Of course, the more important thing is, who makes you have only one Ah Liu, and you can't do anything at the same time?"
Zhang Shou finally recovered and joked to the depressed young man like a joke: "If there are two of you, leave one at home and I take one with me, then nothing will happen. If there are three of you, leave one at home."
One, I will take another one, and put another one outside to lay a foundation for me, and then I will have enough food for the rest of my life. So, it is not a dream to give me a bunch of Ah Liu and conquer the world."
For Ah Liu, this was simply the greatest compliment. A faint smile appeared on the young man's face, and then he said gloomily: "It's a pity that there is no clone technique in the world... I wish I had a few brothers and sisters.
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Zhang Shou didn't expect that a joke could arouse Ah Liu to think seriously. He couldn't help laughing or crying. He punched the young man on the shoulder and said with a smile: "There are nine kinds of dragons, each of which is different. Even if you have brothers and sisters, they
They also have their own temperaments and hobbies, how can they be the same as yours? They are not clones, they all have the same virtues as you!"
He was used to being carefree in front of Ah Liu. After saying this, he didn't notice his slip of the tongue, and then turned around and left. But who knew that he heard Ah Liu's voice coming from behind him: "What is copying?"
people?"
Zhang Shou stopped for a moment and then patted his forehead: "I'm so confused that I even told you this!"
He wanted to change the topic, but when he turned around and saw Ah Liu staring at him with bright eyes, he could only sigh and said: "A clone is someone who is exactly the same as you in terms of physical characteristics. In today's world,
But there is no such technology, so you just give up." Even if I had such technology in my previous life, cloning people is prohibited, not to mention that memories cannot be copied.
As for copying temperament, there is no such thing. It can only be found in science fiction... By the way, why does he want to do this? Does he really want to copy a bunch of Ah Liu? Really, they were all taken care of by that damn lunatic Hua Qi.
The belt is crooked!
Zhang Shouzheng was helpless because of his too divergent thinking, but Ah Liu was regretting that he had no brothers and sisters, and he didn't know how to clone himself. He didn't even think about it, if this could really be realized, it might become a horror movie.
The master and servant and the four little peanuts quickly reunited, but Zhang Shou found that the four of them seemed completely unaware of the farce on the other side. When asked again, he was even more confused about whether to laugh or cry.
It turned out that while the four of them were left alone, Xiao Huahua sang the song "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" in front of Xiao Cheng, who was often ashamed of himself in the past. He also claimed to have memorized the lyrics after just hearing them once.
However, Xiao Cheng didn't believe it at all, and they started to argue.
In the end, the two little guys even made a bet to see who could recite a long poem faster. However, for the two people who had limited poetry books, which poem to test their memory?
But it became a problem.
Therefore, when they saw Zhang Shou at this moment, they all asked him to judge. It was rare to see the little peanut from a poor family competing with the eager scholar Xiao Cheng. Zhang Shou immediately found it very interesting, so he pondered for a moment and said with a smile:
"Then let's "The Peacock Flies Southeast". Let me tell you about this poem first. After you two get home, you can try to see who can recite it faster."
Having said that, little peanut, don’t be complacent just by memorizing a song called "Song of Everlasting Sorrow". I was distracted just now, so maybe you are missing some words and sentences! Moreover, you must know that you have heard the tune of "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", and "Peacock"
Although some opera troupes must have adapted this long narrative poem "Flying Southeast" into libretto, you have never heard of it, Little Peanut, so you have to make it up yourself!
When you go back to memorize the poem... No, when you lose to Xiao Cheng in singing, just don't cry!
Zhang Shou thought so in his heart, but he laughed and told the story of the peacock flying to the southeast. Sure enough, Xiao Cheng and Xiao Peanut had never heard of the story of Jiao Zhongqing and Liu Lanzhi that has been passed down through the ages because of the peacock flying to the southeast.
The reason is because I have not read a long narrative poem like "The Peacock Flies Southeast" when I was young. The other reason is because I spent three days fishing and two days drying nets and never studied well.
In addition, most people would not tell this kind of story to children, so Zhang Shou told it vividly. Even though Xiao Peanut and Xiao Cheng were still young, they both burst into tears and cursed the evil mother-in-law and evil brother.
, even Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, who had never been interested in reading, couldn't help feeling that their eyes were a little sore and their noses were a little blocked.
"Liu Lanzhi is so pitiful!" Yang Haoweng said angrily, "Why didn't she meet a mother-in-law like my grandma? My grandma was so kind to my mother! Whenever my father and my mother quarreled, my father would definitely be killed by me.
Grandma scolded me like crazy! My grandfather was the same. He got angry at my mother because my father was in a bad mood and beat my father several times! Ouch!"
As soon as Yang Hao finished speaking, he received a violent blow from Zhang Shou on the head.
"After your grandfather married your grandma, he would be beaten by your great-grandfather if he treated your grandma even the slightest bit badly. When your father married your mother, he would also be beaten by your grandpa if he raised his voice to her. Your grandpa said outside all day long, Yang
The ancestral motto of the family is that after getting married, if the couple does anything wrong, they should just beat their son!"
"Your grandpa also said at the time that no matter how much money or energy it costs to marry a daughter-in-law, no matter how rich or poor you are! If your daughter-in-law is not good, she must be disciplined. But if a good daughter-in-law is forced to leave because her son is ignorant or her parents-in-law are ignorant,
He is seeking his own death! He didn’t know where he heard the story of the peacock flying to the southeast. When he saw me that time, he said that Jiao Zhongqing and his mother were mentally ill!"
Speaking of this, Zhang Shou couldn't help but smile when he thought of the old man Yang, who had a loud voice but was getting louder and louder. This old man, who already had two sons and several grandchildren, was considered highly respected in the whole village. He was a very clear-minded man.
Guy. So when he said this, he glanced at Yang Hao with a half-smile.
"Yang Hao, when you get a wife in the future, you will be able to experience the power of your father's fists!"
Yang Hao, who had not thought about marrying a wife, suddenly started laughing. Zheng Dang, who was standing by, couldn't help but cover his face when he saw how stupid he was. You didn't even marry a wife, so why are you giggling!
Xiao Cheng and Xiao Huahua, on the other hand, scolded Jiao Zhongqing for being useless and unable to protect his wife and control his mother. In the end, they had no choice but to hang themselves. They were so stupid. In the end, they were quite incompatible.
The little guy actually held his hands tightly together.
Faced with such a situation, Zhang Shou was speechless. When he arrived at Xiao's house, he found the "Taizu Imperial Order" among the large number of enlightenment books he bought for Xiao Cheng on the bookshelf.
"Anthology of Long Ancient Poems", I found the song "Peacock Flying Southeast".
Thanks to Taizu, the poems "Mulan Ci", "The Peacock Flies Southeast", "Spring River Flowers on a Moonlit Night", "Sleepwalking Tianmu's Farewell" and other poems cannot be compared, but they have one obvious feature, that is, they are too long.
, but very famous poems, all collected into one poetry collection. Otherwise, he would not know where to look for "The Peacock Flies Southeast" among the various poetry collections these days!
He couldn't have gone out of his way to rewrite it silently for the two of them to read, right?
At this moment, Zhang Shouxian, who was holding the book, read it all to the four little guys. Seeing that the two young people from Rongshui Village, Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, who were still very energetic when listening to the story just now, were listening to the long poem with their four eyes.
They all turned into mosquito-repellent incense, and he drove them away angrily. Then he discovered that Ah Liu had slipped away quietly at some point.
Zhang Shou had no intention of teaching his two children to memorize poems all the time. After reading the book twice, he handed the book to Xiao Peanut, who could read, and asked him to teach Xiao Cheng, who could not read all the words, to read it thoroughly. As for the results of memorizing poems,
, he came back for inspection the next day, and then went out irresponsibly. Anyway, he planned to keep throwing peanuts at Xiao's house so that the two competitors could promote each other.
When the group returned to Zhang Garden, it was already evening.
After eating enough at noon, he would not be hungry all day long. At least he, Ah Liu, Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, who were still growing, walked around all afternoon and even sneaked around Wanping County Government Office.
After walking around, they found that the yamen was in a state of panic from top to bottom because of the sudden case, and then they were satisfied and ran away, but now they all felt that they had not digested all the delicious food.
At this moment, Zhang Shou, who had just entered the door, was greeted by a mysterious object flying at high speed. Before he could react, Ah Liu took a step forward, and when he was about to intercept it with his quick eyesight and hands, the young man saw the flying object clearly.
The angry man at the back suddenly forgot his movements, and the shuttlecock that was thrown hit him in the head.
Faced with this scene, Zhu Ying was stunned for a moment, then crossed her hands and asked angrily: "Ah Liu, you can obviously avoid it and reach out to push it away, so why are you standing there without moving?"
Ah Liu said directly without thinking: "If you avoid it, you will hit the young master. If you reach out and push it away, you will be unhappy."
"You know how to protect this piece of wood, Ah Shou!"
Seeing Zhu Ying stamping her feet in annoyance, and looking at her slightly upturned corners of her mouth, Zhang Shou knew that she was actually very satisfied with the last half of Ah Liu's answer, and that this coquettishness was just out of habit. Of course, he also knew that she was like this
What I was angry about now was that I went to Xinglong Teahouse to join in the fun without taking her with me, so the eldest lady was unhappy.
Realizing that Ah Liu, who had been hit by a bullet, had already waved to Yang Hao and Zheng Dang, he led his horse away. Old Liu Tou asked the concierge to close the door. He walked up to Zhu Ying and said seriously: "I am here today."
I went to see how Lu Sanlang was doing. Thinking that the first day would be chaotic, I went there alone and planned to take you with me next time. Sure enough, there was quite a mess in the end!"
He made such a big fuss at the Xinglong Tea House, and then staged an even more outrageous one on the nearby Caishi Street. Wang Siye, a tyrant in Nancheng, was sent to the Wanping County Government Office like a dead dog.
, how could Duke Zhao’s mansion not know about such big news?
Zhu Ying was surprised just because she heard about it, but she came to Zhang Yuan to ask what happened, but Zhang Shou never came back. She waited until evening, and no matter how good her temper was, she couldn't bear it anymore, let alone her.
I've never had a good temper.
But at this moment, Zhang Shou directly talked about the scene at that time, and her heart suddenly froze. She subconsciously forgot about her previous sullenness and asked quickly: "Those bitches didn't hurt you, did they? You should call me,
What are you afraid of? I have seen no matter how big the chaos is! If I were here at that time, I don’t think anyone would dare to take your idea!"
Yes, although I am conspicuous alone, but with a few harmless-looking half-grown men, it is easy for people to think that I am a soft persimmon to be pinched. But as long as you, the eldest lady, are added to the mix, no matter how greedy you are,
People also use their brains to think about it. By then, the first shot in Nancheng will not be fired in such an unexpected way, let alone the result it is now!
You must know that such a drama was not prepared in advance. He just asked Ah Liu to be wary of various small and large cases that may happen when there are many people, and make corresponding plans. Of course, such as the kind of bullying he witnessed when he met Song Tuiguan and Lin Laohu that day.
Small cases of good people and similar small things are the easiest to deal with, but in the end, because of the explosive false accusation, it is useless at all!
Zhang Shou thought so in his heart, but he knew better that if he really said this to Zhu Ying directly, then he could hang himself on the southeast branch. So, he could only cough and said: "I know Yingying, you are not afraid of these little
I'm afraid of trouble. Since we met, how many dangerous things have you been involved in? So, I want to get rid of those uneasy factors before you go."
"Otherwise, it would be a big disaster, wouldn't it?"
It wasn't until she heard the words "shameful scenery" that Zhu Ying became a little startled. She stared at Zhang Shou motionless for a long time, and when she woke up from the shock, she said angrily: "Really, Ah Shou, what do you think I am! What do you mean?
I have been involved in so many dangerous things, and you have been harmed by me many times! It has been so long, and you and I still know what we are doing!"
Zhang Shou did not argue anymore, but looked at her with a smile. Sure enough, in just a moment, Zhu Ying turned away like a whirlwind, and then murmured in a low voice: "You have been busy these days, but you only care about yourself outside.
Wandering around and asking you questions, you are just perfunctory with me."
Knowing that Zhu Ying was just complaining, Zhang Shou naturally stepped forward and took her hand. When he realized that the eldest lady had held his hand instead without hesitation, he knew that she had actually calmed down at this time, so he took the opportunity to
As he walked, he talked about the unlucky habitual criminals today. When he mentioned how many people these people had kidnapped in the outer city using such methods, Zhu Ying exploded.
"Those in the Nancheng Army and Horses Division who have their corpses on the plains should hang themselves on the southeast branch! Just like Guanglu Temple, get rid of them all!"