A long drought brings sweet rain, meeting an old friend in a foreign land. Night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, when names are named on the gold medal list.
For Lu Sanlang, who has always been utilitarian in his actions, the first kind of happy event is certainly beneficial to the country, the country, and the people, but it is of little significance to him. Anyway, he will not be the first to die of thirst and starvation. And the second kind of happy event is of little significance to him.
It was impossible for him to do this, because he, a lazy man, didn't want to leave the capital, the center of the world. As for the fourth type, he felt that he would never be able to do it in his life.
With his little talent and talents, he would not be able to pass the examination as a scholar. Otherwise, how could he be despised by his father and brother in the first place?
But only the third one was one that he believed he could definitely achieve among the four great joys in life. However, he was not very sure at first about whether he could marry a girl he wanted, until he accidentally fell into the dream.
After leaving Cuiyunjian, he started a life that can be said to be legendary. In addition to giving him the reputation of a prodigal son who turned into a genius, this life was also the sedan chair behind him.
When he arrived at the gate of the Lu Mansion, Lu Sanlang looked back for the nth time to see the big red sedan chair. He almost got distracted even as he dismounted. He accidentally remembered that his father-in-law had just grabbed his sleeve in the Liu Mansion and forced him to swear to treat him well.
As for his wife, he didn’t know how many promises he had swore and sworn before finally getting his future wife into the sedan chair.
After entering the door, saluting, and going through all the wedding-day formalities patiently one by one, he finally arrived at the new house and was about to take off his hijab. The couple drank Henan wine together. He just felt his heart pounding.
Throat.
Even though he had known his wife's temperament and appearance for a long time, he just wanted to giggle when he thought that a fat man like himself could marry such a little beauty. Especially when the girl Zhu Ying helped him matchmaking was actually given to him by his father behind his back.
He has a sense of destined pride for the girl he proposes to marry.
So, when Liu Qing finally felt that the red hijab was lifted and her eyes suddenly opened up, what she saw was Lu Sanlang with a silly smile. If this was the first time in her life that she had seen this little fat man, it would be a surprise to her.
She didn't know anything, so her first impression at this time was definitely a disappointment, but just because she had seen Lu Sanlang's impassioned look, she felt happy when she saw him like this.
"Idiot, why are you so stupid at this time?"
Liu Qing cursed, and saw that Lu Sanlang, who was staring at her blankly, finally came back to his senses, and then she breathed a long sigh of relief. She was about to continue talking, but she heard Lu Sanlang suddenly shouted: "What are you hiding there?
Hide, I see you brats! You dare to spy on my wife, how brave you are!"
Hearing this, Liu Qing was immediately startled. She hurriedly grabbed the red hijab held by Xi Niang and subconsciously tried to cover her head, but she heard a crisp sound.
"Hey, little sister-in-law, you can't put the red hijab on your head again after you take it off, otherwise you might want to get married a second time? Oh, senior brother Lu, what are you doing? What's the big deal if you let me take a look? I'm not an outsider!
"
Liu Qing was dumbfounded as she watched Lu Sanlang immediately lie down on the ground after hearing the movement, and pulled out a child of about eight or nine years old from the corner under the bed. He was wearing a festive red robe, with handsome features, but a pair of bright black eyes.
Her eyes were darting around, and she was only slightly startled before she recognized the person. She couldn't help but exclaimed: "The Fourth Prince?"
After Lu Sanlang put the person down, he still didn't care about his image, so he went to search under the bed, and then even went to open the cabinet, not paying attention to how stunned Xi Niang was. He waited until he was sure to hide in the room.
He was relieved that there was only one fourth prince spying on him. Just now he was just cheating, so he said that bluff and tried it. Who knew someone was really hiding it!
He turned around and glared at the fourth prince angrily, and asked angrily: "How did you get in?"
"A plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain." The fourth prince said confidently, but of course he would not talk about the details. Then he stared at Liu Qing and laughed and said, "My sister-in-law is really beautiful today, no worse than sister Yingying!"
Liu Qing knew that although she could barely be considered a beauty, she was still far behind Zhu Ying's stunning beauty. But at this time, she was flattered by the fourth prince's sweet words and only regarded people as children. Naturally, she was happy. It made her happy.
What she didn't expect was that before she could say anything, Lu Sanlang stopped directly in front of her, blocking the fourth prince's view.
Not only that, Lu Sanlang also directly kicked away the two Xi Niangs who were snickering at the side. No matter that there would be no one to wait for him and Liu Qing to drink Hexin wine, so he had to solve the problem by himself. He also went to the
I looked in front of the door and saw that the person had indeed left, so I closed the door and walked back with a sullen face.
"To be courteous for nothing is to be either a traitor or a thief! If you want a beauty, go back and report to the emperor, and you can have as much as you want!"
"Who said that? Do you think I am a debaucher like the eldest and second brother?" The fourth prince straightened his chest and looked like he was an adult. Then he said with a grimace, "Father said last time that his
In the future, his daughter-in-law can no longer choose someone who is arrogant and immoral, so he plans to choose a girl now and raise her outside the palace for education, and let the third brother wait until he is at least eighteen years old before taking a concubine, and I will be at least twenty years old."
This time, not to mention Liu Qing, even Lu Sanlang was stunned. Although this kind of news came from the mouth of the fourth prince, it seemed a bit absurd, but it was also particularly credible. Lu Sanlang almost burst into tears even with the words "child bride"
When I came out, it was difficult to hold back my laughter.
"Why, you can't wait at such a young age? The emperor must be just trying to scare you. Isn't he just worried that you are impulsive and unstable? In this case, I will marry you a wife early so that I can control you and won't really let you go.
Wait until you are twenty!"
Liu Qing didn't expect that Lu Sanlang would actually comfort the fourth prince in a serious manner. She wanted to laugh but held it back, but she completely forgot that her bridal chamber was messed up by this naughty kid who suddenly appeared.
However, she somehow knew that it was really inappropriate for the fourth prince to stay in the new house like this. After all, Lu Sanlang had to go out to deal with guests, so after thinking about it for a while, she said kindly: "Fourth prince, this matter
If you want to save it, Lu Lang will definitely find a way for you, and besides, aren't there also Bachelor Zhang and Yingying?"
The fourth prince's eyes flickered. He was about to speak when he heard a very controlled knock on the door, followed by Zhang Chen's deliberately lowered voice: "Little sir, it's true, I have witnessed it with my own eyes."
I saw the fourth prince sneaking away and sneaking into the new house. I couldn't rush in and pull him out, so I had to go find you, but you happened to be invited by Lu Jijiu to meet guests at that time..."
Not sure what kind of medicine Zhang Chen and the fourth prince were selling in the gourd, Zhang Shou was too lazy to listen to Zhang Chen's rambling, and immediately interrupted: "I understand. Zheng Qing, are you in there?"
Lu Sanlang and Liu Qing inside suddenly looked at each other, while the fourth prince looked panicked. He looked around, and even wanted to get under the bed again, but Lu Sanlang quickly grabbed him with his quick eyes and hands.
Not only that, Little Fatty Lu, who had just been interrupted by the Fourth Prince, dragged the Fourth Prince to the door, and then unceremoniously unbolted the door with one hand. He saw Zhang Shouhe outside the door.
Zhang Chen, he said with a smile on his face: "Teacher, the fourth prince is planning to have a wedding under the bed, and I am planning to kick him out!"
As if because Lu Sanlang did not reveal his true feelings, the fourth prince obviously breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could finish the breath, Zhang Shou smiled at him, and then said quickly and incoherently.
He grabbed him by the collar.
The fourth prince had never seen Zhang Shou talking with a smile. That time, even if he asked Ah Liu to beat him, or if he asked Ah Liu to beat himself, he was calm and composed. In addition, he had never seen Zhang Shou take action, so he
It was after he was picked up that he woke up as if from a dream. He danced and struggled twice, and then he heard Zhang Shou's laughter.
"Okay, I'll take this naughty kid away. Gao Yuan, please apologize to your wife. Just say that I, the teacher, didn't pay attention to him and caused trouble for you, the newlyweds."
After saying this, Zhang Shou glanced sideways at Zhang Chen, who was holding the box in his hand, and said: "Go outside and announce the gift that the Fourth Prince has given to you on behalf of His Highness the Crown Prince or the Emperor. Now I am congratulating guests.
It’s all here, it just adds glory to Gao Yuan.”
The fourth prince heard it clearly and shouted loudly: "It's not a gift from my father, it's from the prince's third brother! My father said that he would send someone to reward him with a painting later today. Senior Brother Lu is so famous. My father has not been here for a long time."
This is what happened!”
Hearing this, Liu Qing, who had always been a little embarrassed because of the fourth prince's intrusion, was finally overjoyed. Not to mention Lu Sanlang, although he was getting married at home today, he would visit his parents in court tomorrow.
After paying homage to the family temple, the family would separate and go out to live alone. Although there is no need to worry about brothers and sisters, what kind of scenery is this when the emperor's pen is in charge of the house?
Zhang Shou chuckled and nodded towards Zhang Chen. He glanced at Lu Sanlang with obvious envy, but he hummed and left with the box in his arms. He said hello to Lu Sanlang very casually.
, gently released the hand that was holding the fourth prince's collar, grabbed the person's wrist instead, and dragged the naughty child away.
Places like the new house were broken into again and again. If it had been in another house, it would definitely be a big deal. But when Zhang Shou came out with the fourth prince, Xi Niang turned a blind eye outside the courtyard. Instead, the fourth prince came to court.
After looking at it for several times, he said pitifully: "Teacher, I just set off a firecracker quietly to lure them away. This is none of their business!"
Zhang Shou glanced at the fourth prince and saw that the two Xi Niangs were a little surprised at first, and then showed angry and anxious expressions. He said angrily: "Of course this is all your fault, how can you let others do it?"
It’s what you’ve learned. You kid, you were beaten last time, why didn’t you learn your lesson? Even in your good days, Senior Brother Lu, you actually behaved so willfully!”
Having said that, Zhang Shou stepped forward and gave the two bridesmaids a few words, took the naughty child out of the yard and turned to the west. He was very familiar with the road to Lu Mansion. The lights on both sides became darker as he walked, and the hustle and bustle of the wedding banquet became less and less.
The distance seemed to get farther and farther, and when he finally stopped, there was only deep darkness around him, so that when he let go of his hand, he only felt that his hand was grabbed by someone.
When he looked down, he saw the fourth prince holding him tightly, his face a little pale. After a slight pause, he realized that this boy might be a little afraid of the dark, and he suddenly burst into laughter.
However, he did not refuse the fourth prince's obvious move to find a sense of security, but said calmly: "Okay, there is no one here, and your overt and covert guards should also be isolated by Ah Liu. Tell me,
What do you want to do when you go to Lu Gaoyuan? You and Zhang Chen are teaming up to put on such a good show. Are you planning to let me take the opportunity to scold you or beat you again? "
"Then you pretend to be aggrieved and complaining and find a place to squat down to see if any flies bite you, you bastard with seams?"
These were almost Zhang Chen's original words when Zhang Shou said them so straightforwardly. The fourth prince immediately let out a cry, let go of his hand and took two steps back. As a result, his back hit a solid wall. He seemed to be watching
He looked at Zhang Shou like a ghost until he found that he was very busy, and then he said dejectedly: "Zhang Chen told me to give the teacher a surprise."
Of course, the whisper between Zhang Chen and the fourth prince in front of the cleaning room at the back of the Wenhua Palace was not eavesdropped. It was just a joke from Zhang Chen. The fourth prince's statement that you are the bad guy with a gap was really loud.
, so the two chamberlains serving nearby listened. Afterwards, Zhang Shou asked Zhu Ying to go to the palace to ask, and they immediately found out.
So, he casually cheated, and when he saw that the fourth prince was fooled immediately, he simply didn't ask any questions, and just waited for the fourth prince to speak. Sure enough, he felt that he might have been fooled by someone with high skills like Ah Liu or Hua Qi.
After all the people heard this, how could the naughty kid take any chances at this moment? They simply told Zhang Chen exactly how he bewitched him and how he reached an alliance.
Not only that, the fourth prince also directly took out the paper ball that Zhang Chen had given him before. He had no idea that if Zhang Chen saw this scene, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood because he was actually planning something big with the naughty kid.
In this kind of conspiracy, shouldn't the note be destroyed after reading it? Is it possible to keep such a fatal thing just to celebrate the New Year?
But Zhang Shou was very happy to get such physical evidence. He scanned it from beginning to end and found that Zhang Chen wrote on the note that today's Lu Mansion wedding banquet included many people who had impeached Chu Kuan, the chief minister of etiquette.
Ke Dao Yan Guan, maybe the person behind Liu Feng was watching, so he suggested that the fourth prince make a big fuss, and then pretended to be angry after being scolded and found a seat to sit at.
Then... Zhang Chen even came up with the idea to let the naughty boy, the fourth prince, pretend to drink, and then get drunk! Then he would say something random while he was drunk, and see if he could catch a big fish with his bait!
Zhang Chen once again took the side of the cat and tried to catch the current situation!
Zhang Shou put the note directly into his sleeve without expression, then stared at the fourth prince and asked: "Zhang Chen, I will naturally ask him. Now I ask you, what are you going to do now?"
"I..." Seeing that Zhang Shou did not scold him, the fourth prince was moved in his heart, and then he mustered up the courage to say, "Teacher, although Zhang Chen's idea is a bit compromised, I think it is indeed worth a try! Since someone took advantage of me last time
, after a while the teacher scolded me severely, and if I go to drink to relieve my sorrow, someone will definitely be unable to bear it!"
"It's rare for me to leave the palace once. Besides, if what I just sneaked into Senior Brother Lu's new house is fake, no one will see through it! Seriously, I'll give it a try..." Before the fourth prince could finish his words, he saw
Zhang Shou stepped forward and grabbed his ear very hard. He groaned in pain, but was stunned by what he said next.