Until he stood outside the house in the southern part of Huitongnanguan in Dongjiangmi Lane, which was dedicated to receiving the Korean envoys, Zhu Er's expression was still a little confused. He was suddenly thrust into a big task without any preparation, and it also came with a non-trivial fake edict.
This is a secret. For Mr. Zhu Er, who has never had the opportunity to contact the official affairs of the imperial court, this is definitely not a piece of pie in the sky.
He was blasted all over by cannons from the sky! When was it Zhu Er's turn to take on such a task?
But he didn't need to look to know how high-spirited the two guys behind him, Zhang Datou and Ji Jiu, looked. He could even guess that these two boys must feel that being able to take on this task represented the emperor's loyalty.
Trust and reliance. So, after standing for a long time, he suddenly turned around and dragged the two of them aside one by one.
Before these two guys could question, he whispered: "The emperor asked us to invite the Goryeo tiger to visit the capital, but are we really going to meet him according to the report? In the past, the Goryeo envoy came
At that time, there has never been such a thing as a disciple of yours coming forward to invite people to entertain you. If something is abnormal, if it arouses people's vigilance, how can you pry?"
Zhang Datou has always been upright. At this time, he was stunned for a moment and then scratched his head and asked: "What should we do?"
Ji Jiu, who had just had a fever in his head, gradually calmed down. He glanced at the big man with disdain, and then said with some annoyance: "Brother Zhu is saying that the Korean envoys and us officials and officials are totally incompatible with each other.
It doesn't matter, the most important thing is that we are not from the Imperial College now, so we can't even use excuses to see our future classmates."
"That's right, I just feel that by approaching them directly like this, it seems like we are using us to highlight their nobility!" Zhu Er felt that Ji Jiu's call made him feel very comfortable, and he immediately greeted Ji Jiu very kindly.
He nodded, and then said to the confused Zhang, "So, we have to outsmart him and not be outmatched."
Zhang Datou frowned irritably: "But we didn't intend to fight in the first place... We are not here to fight with others!"
Zhu Er's smile suddenly froze on his face. He just couldn't talk to someone like this who was full of muscles! So, he looked at Ji Jiu expectantly, hoping that this man who used to be in the Banshan Hall of the Imperial College
The guy who is also known for being cunning can come up with feasible ideas.
The three people were notified by Zhang Shou and got together separately. When Zhu Er was confused, the other two were so excited that they rushed here without any discussion. At this time, Zhu Er placed his hope on
Ji Jiu and Ji Jiu were racking their brains and thinking hard when Zhang Big Man muttered angrily.
"If it doesn't work, let's just use Zhang Chen's excuse. Didn't it mean that this tiger openly rode a sedan to the city gate? Let's just go in and teach him a lesson, and then laugh away our grudges. Wouldn't this be great?
"
Zhu Er was simply speechless. Do you have any misunderstandings about the meaning of "eliminating grudges with a smile?" Besides, can this word be used in this kind of place? However, he was about to let Zhang Datou understand that things should not be so simple and crude.
But all he heard was Ji Jiu suddenly fisting lightly with his hands.
"This is a good idea! And it's more in line with the trouble-making characteristics of people like us in the past!"
Zhu Er was really dumbfounded because he believed that he was causing trouble. However, he had to agree with what Ji Jiu said very quickly. So, they originally left their respective entourages waiting not far away.
, at this time, with Zhu Er as the leader, Ji Jiu and Zhang Datou followed closely behind, such a triangular formation marched forward majesticly.
As soon as they stopped here, several soldiers guarding here felt a little strange. At this time, when they saw people retreating and returning, the older one stepped forward to stop him and said: "This is the Huitong South Pavilion, no?
Receiving foreign guests..."
Before anyone could finish their words, Ji Jiu shouted: "What do you mean by foreigners! We also know that this is the Huitong South Pavilion, which usually receives Oriental envoys from Korea, Ryukyu and Japan, but this is the boundary of our Ming Dynasty.
When did I realize that when I came here, I became a foreigner?"
This is an obvious concept of secret exchange. If the Admiral and the head of the Host and Guest Department of the South Hall's Etiquette Department are here, then Ji Jiu will naturally be able to be speechless. However, after all, the guards here at this time are only a few literate or illiterate people.
Soldier, so the person who asked the question was naturally dumbfounded by Lu Sanlang's question. Because Ji Jiu's words sounded very reasonable!
Seeing Ji Jiu's question, Zhu Er stunned several soldiers. He immediately said while the iron was hot: "We know that this is the south hall of the Huitong, and idlers are not allowed to enter, but we are not outsiders! My father is Zhao Guogong, he
My father is Uncle Xiangyang, and his father is..."
Zhu Er first pointed at himself, then pointed at Zhang Datou and Ji Jiu and introduced one by one, this kind of behavior to show off that my father is so-and-so's father will cause a craze on the Internet in future generations. However, it is normal these days.
When the soldiers saw their father respecting others, they were naturally in awe.
After all, joining the guards at the entrance of the South Pavilion has always been just a show. The South Pavilion only received envoys from Korea, Ryukyu and Japan, and none of them were truly enemy countries, because the five major battalions of the Ming Dynasty, including Zhenhai and Dinghai, as well as the overwhelming
Warships are not vegetarians. They can be easily hit in places as close as Korea, Ryukyu and Japan.
Therefore, these guards are just a showpiece. They are not mainly used to prevent people from the embassy from coming out to spy on intelligence information, but to stop those idle people in the country who like to watch outsiders from watching the fun. As for preventing the country's people from being bribed by these guys... that's it.
Who can be bribed by these three small countries, which can hardly be said to be rich?
Therefore, at this moment, the three top noble disciples looked like they were looking for trouble, and they were all relieved. Good deeds never go out, and bad deeds travel thousands of miles away. They also heard about the scene of official conflict outside the city gate.
A little bit. However, understanding is understanding, several people looked at each other, and finally the older one just coughed awkwardly.
"Three young masters, it's not that we are unwilling to release them, but the rules are here and we cannot neglect our duties..."
Before he could finish his words, Zhu Er rolled up his sleeves and raised his brows: "You can't neglect your duties. Then we just break in. Then the responsibility lies with us, right? Big guy, Ji Jiu, let's rush in
Get in!"
This kind of behavior of fighting strength without fighting wits is what Zhang Datou likes best. Although his martial arts is not very good, he is still fully capable of this kind of easy activity of dealing with a few mere pawns based on his strength.
At the same time, the big guy took the lead and rushed in. Ji Jiu, who always believed in fighting wits rather than strength, followed quickly, and finally Zhu Er took the lead.
As a result, several soldiers were caught off guard and were rushed in by three people. Seeing the three people shouting and yelling, but no one was around, they thought they didn't have the ability to drive people away, so they hurriedly sent someone to notify the person in charge, but the person happened to go there.
Together with the North Hall.
Although Zhu Er was also worried in his heart, Ji Jiu said that after forcing his way in, he would see how good the tiger was. If someone was a bit brave and eloquent, then he would find a way to clear up all the past grievances and then take the person around the capital. This would be considered a consummation.
He obeyed the emperor's order; if a person is cowardly and incompetent, then he will pretend to be real and carry out the excuse of maintaining Taizu's ancestral system; he finally thought it was worth a try.
As for the clichés, Ji Jiu has taken care of them all, and Zhu Er will certainly not fight. He is not good at this at all. If he were good at it, as long as he made mistakes in the past, no matter how he tried to quibble, he would never be able to escape his father and brother.
Beat?
Ji Jiu's idea is not a particularly good one, but the advantage is that he doesn't have to go back to prepare, he can execute it immediately, and the success or failure will happen in a short time - of course, if it doesn't work out and the news of breaking into the hall without permission spreads, they will go back
He will definitely not be able to escape the family punishment in the future. But Zhu Er has no particularly good method. His sister and brother-in-law also said that he will be allowed to do whatever he wants this time, so he will not be so reckless.
Therefore, after he broke in directly, he heard Zhang Big Guy yelling loudly, "Get out of here." Although his temples were throbbing with veins, he also shouted: "What the hell is that Korean Tiger Li...
Come out!"
Ji Jiu was almost staggered by Zhu Er's words. Li what...don't you know how to read? His name is Li Juo, not Li! However, Zhu Er is Zhang Shou's brother-in-law after all.
I can only complain in my heart about this guy's ignorance.
Therefore, when he saw that the whole yard was full of chickens and dogs, he, the only one with some scheming among the three, had no choice but to step forward and grab a Korean man in white, and shouted in a deep voice: "Tell that tiger of yours to come out and speak!"
He can’t hide even if he wants to!”
For the Koryo mission, except for untouchables such as grooms and servants, everyone else can naturally speak fluent Chinese. Therefore, when Ji Jiu said what he said, the Koryo man who was caught could understand it completely. So,
When Zhu Eryi let go, the man hurriedly ran to report the news to the envoy.
Ji Jiu was still worried that the message would not be conveyed, so he followed the same pattern and arrested two more people and released the message. Then he pulled back the shouting big guy Zhang and told him to stop screaming.
He directly broke into various courtyards to search - as for the target of the search, he did not forget to remind the other party.
That is a child who is estimated to be in his early ten years. He is very easy to find. Don’t mistake him!
When these three little overlords made such a fuss, the whole hall was naturally in chaos. For a long time, a certain Korean official who originally wanted to hide and wait for the Chinese officials to intervene had no choice but to bite the bullet and come out.
However, he was trying his best to explain that there was something wrong with Zheshanjun's carriage, so he had to sit in the sedan for a while, but he was choked back.
"No matter what rank you are in Goryeo, you must abide by the rules of the Ming Dynasty when you come to the territory of the Ming Dynasty! We are not here to make trouble. We just want to ask the tiger. Since he wants to study in the Imperial College, he should learn from it.
According to Confucian etiquette, if you think that riding in a sedan chair means obeying authority in a hurry, then why don’t you, the other carriages in the mission, sit in a sedan chair in a hurry and obey authority?"
The trick of hiding the sword in Ji Jiu's words was naturally quite extraordinary. At that moment, Gao Li's face turned pale, and it took a long time before he said: "This young master is a tiger who is young and weak..."
"If you are young and weak, you have to sit in a sedan?" Ji Jiu smiled and said contemptuously, "As for your box-like sedan, isn't it more comfortable to sit in it than in a car? Instead of stuffing people in a box and letting people carry them,
, Aren’t the carriages in the team more comfortable to ride in, and more conducive to young and weak people like him?” Well, this has to do with the Goli Gongnu thing!
This time, the envoy finally got his energy up and retorted without giving in: "But that was the carriage for the Korean noble ladies brought this time, and it did not meet the rank of a tiger. According to the Ming Dynasty
According to the etiquette and laws, ministers of different ranks have their own etiquette for carriages and horses, isn't it so?"
Although Ji Jiu was not as cunning and cunning as Little Fatty Lu, he was not afraid of others arguing with him. Therefore, he did not have any negative emotions at all because of the envoy's rebuttal, but he was very interested in talking to him about his ancestors.
There was a very heated debate about system and etiquette, and the topic gradually became thousands of miles away from the topic.
While Zhu Er was watching from the side, he heard the big man looking for someone inside. He suddenly felt that the two helpers forced on him by the emperor, one was only reckless and the other was just talking. They were a trap!
The only good thing is that Ji Jiu's debate was a debate, and he at least had a back-and-forth with the envoy opposite him several times over the identity of these Goryeo tribute girls. So Zhu Er learned that there were nine Goryeo tribute girls in total this time, including
Not only are there daughters of third- and fourth-rank officials, there are also daughters of so-and-so kings, all of whom are said to be famous beauties in Goryeo...
Although there is no mention of the specific contents of the edict brought by the traveler who went to proclaim the edict, the words "servant girl in the imperial edict" are finally solid.
Finally, when the debate was going on endlessly, he finally heard a clear voice.
"I have already apologized for riding in the sedan chair, and I was just writing a letter of apology in person in my room. Goryeo was poor and remote, so the carriages were not as strong as those of the Celestial Empire, and could not withstand long distances, so they broke down on the road before, but it happened to be only a short distance from the capital at that time.
Ten miles away, so I changed to a sedan chair and walked instead."
The little boy who came out was dressed in a red robe, and his face was flushed probably because of anger. However, after he tried his best to restrain his emotions and shouted such words, he saw the young man who was arguing with him suddenly turned his head to look.
He stared at himself, and the other one stared at him, and then... the big guy who was yelling around suddenly ran out and stared at him.
Zheshanjun, who was young and not particularly courageous, suddenly felt a little angry and felt a little regretful, but he was also quite ashamed and angry. It is said that the Ming Dynasty is a country of etiquette, so why do these people insist on clinging to that point?
When the carriage broke down, he certainly didn't want to ride in those women's carriages. What's more, when he set out, in order to save money and make it easier on the road, it was three people per carriage. How could he squeeze in with those women? If he occupied
How could they fit in a carriage? He himself had to leave his hometown and come to the capital of the Ming Dynasty. Didn't they do the same?
Therefore, he calmed down, and finally suppressed all the emotions in his heart, saying word by word: "Everyone is responsible for what I do, and it is all my fault. If you still think this is heinous, I will do it right now!"