Lu Jiu didn't know that his unintentional bad taste actually caused a sinful liar to find his way back.
Chicken Dabao below also began to teach Ah Qi how to be a ruthless and unscrupulous assassin.
However, let alone killing cats, this guy couldn't even kill a fish, and the fish even killed him.
"Puff, puff, puff..."
Wu Liuqi eats a series of slaps from the fish, and the effect is outstanding.
"..." Chicken Dabao.
"..." Lu Jiu.
At this time, a musical lyric suddenly sounded in his head.
"The cold ice fish slapped randomly on the face..."
Maybe the task of killing fish is a bit difficult and not suitable for the "novice" assassin Wu Liuqi, so Ji Dabao gave Wu Liuqi the simplest one - earthworms!
Wu Liuqi stared intently at the innocent earthworms on the cutting board, with murderous intent on his face.
He held the kitchen knife in his right hand and refused to drop it for a long time, as if he was looking for the most suitable angle.
After a long while, Wu Liuqi's eyes narrowed, and the kitchen knife in his hand fell hard!
Whoosh!
The sword flashed and blood splattered everywhere!
A feeling of pain came, and blood spurted out like a fountain!
Wu Liuqi's face turned green, he covered his fingers and screamed in pain: "Ahhh! It hurts so much! I cut my finger! I won't play anymore!"
After saying that, he covered his bloody fingers and ran away.
Ji Dabao was dumbfounded when he saw this.
Can you cut off your fingers even if you cut an earthworm?
Seeing Wu Liuqi running away, Ji Dabao quickly chased after him: "Ah Qi, wait a minute!"
Lu Jiu's mouth twitched and he covered his face.
He still vaguely remembered the chief shadow assassin who was decisive in killing and handling tasks neatly.
Holding the magic sword Thousand Blades, he single-handedly fought against the assassins of the entire Shadow Assassin organization without flinching.
Now it has become like this.
Forget it, fortunately no one knows that this guy is his brother now...
With a sigh, Lu Jiu followed.
…
"Okay, you have successfully passed the assassin trial. Here is your graduation certificate!"
With a serious look on his face, Ji Dabao issued Wu Liuqi a cheap certificate that he had prepared long ago.
When Wu Liuqi saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. He had no idea how much he weighed.
"...Dabao, is this really okay?"
Ji Dabao paused after hearing this, and clasped his hands behind his back, but decided to speak without conscience: "To see whether an assassin is good or not, the most important thing is to see the performance in actual combat!"
After saying that, he pointed to Zhujiang Restaurant opposite.
"Look, someone is holding a wedding banquet in the restaurant over there. Go over and cut off the bride's hair."
Ji Da factored his tie and said.
When Wu Liuqi heard this, he immediately felt a little difficult to deal with.
They are holding a wedding banquet. What a happy day!
"Isn't this bad? I'm here to get married..."
Wu Liuqi said hesitantly.
Ji Dabao took out a piece of money, waved it in front of Wu Liuqi, and said seductively: "Actually, it was the groom's ex-girlfriend who paid us 500 yuan to do it."
Wu Liuqi was a little surprised when he heard this: "So many?"
Five hundred yuan! This is a huge sum of money!
Ji Dabao nodded.
"Okay then, I accept this task!"
Wu Liuqi made up his mind.
"Go quickly!" Chicken Dabao waved his hand.
Wu Liuqi nodded, rubbed his hands, looked around furtively, and quietly entered the wedding banquet.
Lu Jiu, who stood alone on the telephone pole, quietly watched Wu Liuqi touch it, a little speechless.
They are holding a wedding banquet, a big day!
This kid Wu Liuqi actually went in and caused trouble for others just for five hundred yuan!
Chicken Dabao is real! He’s messing around! He’s ruined even Ah Qi!
It will be super doubled later when this fat chicken rents a hair salon!
Thinking of this, Lu Jiu glared at Ji Dabao below.
Ji Dabao, who was smoking a cigar and waiting for Wu Liuqi below, suddenly felt a chill on the back of his head, as if someone was staring at him.
He subconsciously turned his head and looked behind him.
However, nothing was seen.
Ji Dabao scratched his head in surprise and muttered: "Why did it feel like someone was looking at me just now? It's really strange..."
Lu Jiu, who was hiding on the roof next to the telephone pole, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly and hid aside when Ji Dabao turned around, otherwise I would have been discovered!
But Lu Jiu also felt a little strange.
Why is this chicken Dabao's reaction so sharp? How can a fat chicken have such reaction speed and alertness?
Thinking of this, Lu Jiu frowned slightly.
Ji Dabao seems to have been injected with DX enhancer, and he also transformed later. Could it be that Ji Dabao has mastered the skill of transformation by now?
Think about it, it’s very possible!
So it seems that Ji Dabao is really secretive!
But it’s nothing surprising. There are a lot of trumpet accounts on this island. Aren’t you one of them?
Lu Jiu took a puff of cigarette and thought to himself.
Glancing at Zhujiang Restaurant below, Lu Jiu sighed secretly.
No matter how stupid he becomes, he is still his brother. You should think about how to help him deal with the aftermath later...
…
Wu Liuqi looked at the beautiful memories of childhood sweethearts on the big screen and couldn't help but feel a little dazed.
'Why do I have no memory of the past...what kind of person was I before...'
I have no memory of the past. Among the memories I can recall, there are only these days on Xiaoji Island.
Then, what kind of person was I before I lost my memory...
Of course, memories are memories. Wu Liuqi still did not forget his professional ethics and subconsciously cut off the hair of the person in front of him with scissors.
As the memory on the screen finished playing, the emcee turned on the lights with a smile on his face: "It seems that the two newcomers are really talented..."
Halfway through his words, he was so shocked by the scene he saw that he couldn't help but get tongue-tied.
I saw that the groom's originally handsome and flowing hair had been cut into a circular Mediterranean shape by an ugly assassin. It was so ugly that it exploded.
"..."
Everyone also turned their attention to Wu Liuqi, and there was silence all around.
The scene was very embarrassing for a time.
"Woo woo woo, why is it so touching..."
Wu Liuqi's tears couldn't stop streaming down his face, and he was holding a piece of cloth from somewhere in his mouth.
However, the silence around him also made him realize that something was wrong.
Finally, he came back to his senses and looked a little embarrassed when he saw the groom being cut into a round Mediterranean hairstyle.
"Uh... I'm sorry, I cut it wrong..."
Wu Liuqi squatted on the table, smiled awkwardly, then stretched out his right hand and cut off the long hair of the bride next to him with a click.
Seeing this, the guests around him also went berserk.
"ah!!!!!!"
The restaurant was suddenly filled with excitement.
Wu Liuqi swallowed and ran away quickly.
"He actually cut off the bride's hair! Unforgivable! Catch him!"
"Catch that brat in the white sweatshirt!"
"catch him!"
A group of guests were filled with indignation and rage, and chased Wu Liuqi out with red eyes.
Chicken Dabao outside saw this and broke into a cold sweat on his forehead.
Ji Dabao was shocked when he saw Wu Liuqi running out, followed by a lot of people!
"Fuck! Run!"
Chicken Dabao flipped his short legs upside down, and the wind blew under his feet, so he ran away.
The two of them rushed to death, and a group of guests behind them were holding sticks and looked like they were going to eat them alive.
"Ah Qi, what did you do? Didn't I ask you to cut off the bride's hair quietly? Why did you make such a big fuss!"
Ji Dabao looked back, almost frightened to death, and said loudly to Wu Liuqi next to him.
Cut off the bride's hair and run away. How could such a simple task be messed up?!
Wu Liuqi was speechless for a moment after hearing this, and said nonchalantly: "Because I was so absorbed in watching their program, I accidentally cut off the groom's hair."
Chicken Dabao, who was escaping, almost stumbled and fell to the ground when he heard this!
He glared at Wu Liuqi angrily: "You're a fool! The client specifically said he would only cut off the bride's hair! You actually cut off the groom's hair!"
"Now the five hundred yuan is gone! You really piss me off!"
After saying that, Chicken Dabao was still angry and glared at him again, and said angrily: "Let's run away separately!"
Wu Liuqi, knowing that everything was a mess, nodded, and ran away from Ji Dabao at a corner.
When the people chasing behind saw this, they paused and said angrily: "Let's chase separately too!"
Then it will be divided into two groups.
However, at this moment, a figure suddenly appeared in front of them, blocking their way.
"I'm sorry that their nonsense has caused you a lot of trouble."
Looking at the angry guests in front of him, Lu Jiu said apologetically.
After all, it was Ah Qi and Ji Dabao who did the bad things. Naturally, Lu Jiu couldn't beat up all the guests in front of him.
As for whether Wu Liuqi will meet Plum Blossom Thirteen...
Lu Jiu felt that the matter of Plum Blossom Thirteen had not been resolved yet, so he probably would not come to Chicken Island for the time being.
So what he needs to solve now is the trouble caused by this one person and one chicken.
The groom of Circular Mediterranean was also in the crowd. Hearing Lu Jiu's words, he walked out of the crowd. Even though he was angry, he did not lose his mind. He frowned and said, "Who are you?"
The surrounding guests saw this and said in a bad tone: "It's none of your business, just get out of here and don't block us!"
When Lu Jiu heard this, he was not angry because of their tone.
Think about it for a moment, your good friend got married, and on the big day, the bride and groom had their hair cut off, and the hair was cut so ugly.
No one would be happy if he changed it.
So Lu Jiu could only apologize to the groom: "These two people are very important to me, because their bad behavior has had a big impact on you, and I apologize to you here!"
After saying that, Lu Jiu bowed deeply.
Speaking of which, this matter is not entirely Wu Liuqi's fault.
After all, Lu Jiu had every chance to stop Wu Liuqi from doing this ridiculous thing.
But Lu Jiu is a bit lazy. For him, asking Wu Liuqi not to do this task or giving him another task is more troublesome than solving the consequences of this incident.
As for how to solve it...
The groom frowned when he heard this, and when he saw Lu Jiu's sincere look, most of his anger disappeared.
Even if he catches the ugly assassin, he can't do anything to him.
Thinking of this, the groom sighed and said: "Forget it, let's go. Remember to teach them a lesson! We can't let them do such immoral things again!"
After saying that, he led his guests back.
Many of his friends were still angry and wanted to say something, but they were stopped by the groom.
"Wait a moment!"
But Lu Jiu stopped them.
Everyone stopped when they heard this and turned their heads to look at him.
In the eyes of everyone, Lu Jiu said seriously: "To express my apology, I will pay for your wedding expenses!"