With a serious look on his face, Uncle Chen handed the box containing the five-nut mooncakes that he had collected for a long time to Wu Liuqi.
Wu Liuqi glanced at it and said a little speechlessly: "I don't like to eat five-nut mooncakes."
Uncle Chen shook his head when he heard this, and opened the lid, revealing scattered small-denomination banknotes and coins inside.
"This is the mission reward, a total of eighty-eight yuan."
Uncle Chen said word for word.
This was his entire family fortune, and he was not even willing to buy a new pair of underwear, but he thought it was worth it for Wu Liuqi to use for tasks.
Wu Liuqi's mouth twitched slightly, but he still put the money into his pocket.
"Well, as a principled assassin, once you accept the task, you must complete it. This difficult task is left to me!"
"By the way, where's the wetsuit?"
After finally sorting out the change in his pocket, Wu Liuqi suddenly remembered this matter.
Uncle Chen shook his head when he heard this: "No."
Wu Liuqi's face darkened when he heard this, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
"Then...where are the diving goggles?"
"No……"
"Then you should have a swimsuit, right?"
"nor……"
When Wu Liuqi heard this, he felt suffocated.
If you don't even have a swimsuit, what do you call Kaibobu!
Wu Liuqi took a deep breath.
After a long time, he sighed, stood on the windowsill, and took out the ever-changing GAIBA egg from his pocket: "Oh, forget it, I'll do it myself..."
Uncle Chen's eyes suddenly narrowed when he heard this: "What are you going to do?"
Wu Liuqi laughed when he heard this: "Of course it's disguised as a drowning fish..."
Uncle Chen's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said excitedly: "Wow! This plan is really great! It's perfect!"
Hearing this, Wu Liuqi flipped up his hair and said with a confident smile: "Of course!"
After saying this, Wu Liuqi looked solemn, squinted his eyes, and said confidently: "Okay, no more words, I'm leaving..."
After saying that, he threw out the ever-changing GAI BA egg.
Bang!
There was a soft sound, the smoke dissipated, and a red carp lay beside the window sill.
Uncle Chen, who originally had an expectant look in his eyes, gradually darkened his face.
"..."
One person and one fish looked at each other, and the air suddenly became awkward.
"Um...can you please throw me into the sea..."
Wu Liuqi failed to show off and said sarcastically.
Uncle Chen felt a little speechless, but he still stepped forward, grabbed Wu Liuqi, and threw him fiercely.
"Oh my God! Why is it so heavy..."
However, the weight of the fish in his hand was unexpected, and Uncle Chen's force was simply not enough to push Wu Liuqi out very far.
call out--
Wu Liuqi watched with horror as he fell towards the road below at great speed...
…
"My parents have told me since I was little that Huangmei Opera is not very easy to sing~"
Familiar seaside road, familiar morning jog uncle.
Lu Jiu was jogging on the seaside road with headphones on, humming a little tune, enjoying the sea breeze on her face and the fresh air.
Isn't this leisurely and free life better than fighting and killing all day long?
"This kind of life is wonderful..."
Bang!
Before Lu Jiu finished talking to himself, he felt his head was hit hard by something with a huge impact!
It was as if someone had hammered him in the head!
Lu Jiu suddenly felt dizzy and his head felt dizzy.
His physique was very good, so he didn't faint on the spot.
But it's not that good after this blow. I'm afraid I'm going to have a big bump on my head.
"Hiss...this fucking unqualified piece of shit is thrown high in the air...five sixty-seven?"
Lu Jiu shook his head and regained his consciousness slightly. Just when he was about to curse, he saw Wu Liuqi lying on the ground with stars in his eyes.
Lu Jiu looked up and saw Uncle Chen's worried look outside the window, and was speechless.
"Why did you throw this kid on my head so coincidentally? It's really..."
Lu Jiu sighed, knelt down and patted Wu Liuqi's face.
Fortunately, it was thrown on his head. If it were an ordinary person, Wu Liuqi would have to go to jail.
"Hey! Ah Qi! Wake up! Wake up!"
Lu Jiu patted his face.
Bang bang bang.
In a daze, Wu Liuqi felt someone hitting him in the face, and then he slowly opened his eyes.
When he saw the face of the person in front of him clearly, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, and he suddenly sat up in excitement: "Uncle, why are you here?"
Lu Jiu rolled his eyes when he heard this: "You fell down and hit me, and you still ask me why I'm here?"
Wu Liuqi was stunned when he heard this: "Oh! That's right! I didn't have time to take out Xiao Fei and it fell to the ground..."
Lu Jiu felt a headache when he heard this and rubbed his eyebrows.
MD this idiot...
Lu Jiu sighed and put the towel around his neck again: "Okay, as long as you're fine, I have to go for a morning run."
After saying that, Lu Jiu continued her morning jog.
Considering Ah Qi's vitality, even if he hits his head, it shouldn't be a big deal as long as he doesn't open the ladle directly.
So Lu Jiu wasn't worried.
On the contrary...
"hiss……"
Lu Jiu touched the bag on his head and hissed coldly.
…
"Hiss... my head hurts so much..."
Seeing Lu Jiu's retreating back, Wu Liuqi stood up, but his head felt a dull pain.
At this time, Wu Liuqi heard faint shouts coming from above.
"Hey - hello -"
Wu Liuqi raised his head in confusion and saw Uncle Chen with a worried look on his face by the window.
He suddenly realized that he was on a mission.
After making an "OK" gesture to Uncle Chen above to show that he was fine, Wu Liuqi walked to the beach, looked around and found no one, and then took out the Variety GAI BA egg again.
"I had a bad fall because of my pretense just now. I'd better not show off this time..."
After Wu Liuqi muttered a few words, he dropped the Variety GAI BA egg.
Bang!
After another burst of smoke passed, a red carp lay on the roadside.
Wu Liuqi waved his tail, and suddenly realized that he was still on the shore, and his face turned dark.
"Damn it, if I had known earlier I would have taken another step!"
Wu Liuqi was extremely depressed.
He is now beside the railing, half a meter away from the sea.
However, this half-meter distance is extremely far away for Wu Liuqi now.
But there was no way, the Variety GAI BA Egg could not be used in the sea, so Wu Liuqi had no choice but to jump over by himself.
Then Wu Liuqi began to bounce his body vigorously.
Water Splash +1＋1＋1+1+1……
Plop...
Small water splashes.
The hard work paid off, and the perseverant Wu Liuqi finally made it from the shore to the water with his superb water splashing skills.
Wu Liuqi in the water glanced at the swollen bump on his forehead and his face darkened.
"Gan, I have changed from a little carp to a luohan fish!"