Chapter 354 Who is the strongest person on this island?
Although Monk Zhang Er felt a little confused, Haokui decided to continue with his plan and waited for an opportunity to restrain the uncle in front of him and ask him who was the strongest person on the island.
However, my sprained foot undoubtedly made the plan more difficult.
'No matter how difficult it is, my Eight-halberd Machete will definitely control this uncle!'
Haokui's heart was extremely determined.
Thinking of this, Hao Kui still maintained a pitiful look on his face, which looked heartbreaking.
He moved his body with difficulty, lowered his head, did not dare to look at Lu Jiu, hugged his feet and cried softly.
Haokui also knew that he couldn't make a sound and couldn't show his Adam's apple, otherwise the uncle would probably be scared away by him.
That's why he pretended to lower his head and cry.
At this time, Haokui smiled proudly in his heart: 'Humph, I feel pitiful even when I look like this, let alone an uncle like you!'
'It doesn't matter if you are handsome, you still have to fall at my feet!'
Lu Jiu looked at the person in front of him and felt a little pain in his balls.
How come you can encounter such strange things when you are just running?
Taking a deep breath, Lu Jiu looked at Haokui and said, "Have you eaten?"
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When Haokui heard Lu Jiu's words, his movements froze and he was immediately confused.
What's going on with this uncle? Shouldn't he ask me if I can speak or just reach out to help me?
Why do you ask me if I have eaten?
Don't play by the rules!
Haokui's heart twitched, and he felt that it was already quite difficult to implement his plan.
But for his own goal, Haokui still nodded honestly.
Hearing this, Lu Jiu nodded slightly and said seriously: "Since you have eaten, can I trouble you to cry louder?"
"'..."
Hearing Lu Jiu's words, Hao Kui was stunned for three seconds before he reacted.
After Haokui came back to his senses, he felt that his lungs were about to explode!
This uncle is really hateful!
When you encounter a poor girl who has fallen down on the road, shouldn't a normal person's first reaction be to help her?
Even if I am not a normal person, I should be dragged into a small tree... Ahem, you are planning something evil on me!
What the hell do you mean by telling me to cry louder?
If I cry louder, I will be exposed!
However, as a professional assassin, Haokui still resisted the urge to stab him to death and continued to pretend to be crying and pitiful.
Lu Jiu was indifferent to this.
It's not that Lu Jiu can't get hard or that there's something wrong with her sexual orientation.
The powerful man in front of him also hid himself very well. He kept his head lowered and did not let Lu Jiu see his Adam's apple.
She looks like a poor helpless girl.
Nothing seems to be wrong with anything.
but……
Have you ever seen a helpless girl with a machete on her back?!
Why are you pretending to be here? Do you think I am mentally retarded or blind?
Lu Jiu's mouth twitched.
Looking at it like this, the guy in front of him didn't know that the machete on his back had exposed him.
After thinking about it, Lu Jiu decided to play with him and see what this guy wanted to do.
Taking a deep breath, Lu Jiu lowered his head and said with a smile: "What I just said was wrong. Let me help you up now."
After saying that, he stretched out his hand to help Haokui up.
Haokui felt happy when he saw this, and quickly handed over his hand with a look of gratitude.
At the same time, he secretly placed his hand on the handle of the machete behind him.
Halfway through touching it, Haokui suddenly stopped.
Because he realized that he seemed to be carrying his Eight Halberd Machete on his back...
Thinking of the uncle's reaction just now, that is to say, the uncle in front of me...
Lu Jiu was still looking at him with a smile.
"...you found it?"
Haokui couldn't help but tentatively asked, his voice like a bell.
"Fuck!"
Snapped!
Now it was Lu Jiu's turn to be confused. He subconsciously slapped Haokui in the face, spinning him 720 degrees and falling to the ground.
Bang!
Haokui's brain went blank after being slapped, his head was buzzing, and his ears were ringing.
Lu Jiu was really scared!
Although he knew that the person in front of him had ulterior motives, he did not expect that the person in front of him was a man, but he did not expect that a man who looked exactly like a woman could have such a rough voice!
Otherwise, it would be impossible to scare Lu Jiu.
After swallowing, Lu Jiu took two steps back, looked at Hao Kui on the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Who are you..."
"Good question!"
Hearing this sentence, Haokui, whose mind was blank a second ago, shouted loudly like a conditioned reflex, with a sound like thunder.
He stood up suddenly, although it looked a little funny because of his sprained foot.
The sound was so loud that Lu Jiu was so frightened that she trembled all over.
After shaking his head, Haokui stood up and looked at Lu Jiu in front of him with a serious face: "I am the top assassin Baji Machete who is ranked 1888th on the assassin list——
Haokui!"
While talking, he also took out the machete from his back, put his index and middle fingers together, and touched it, feeling good about himself.
"Killing is a bad habit, but I can't quit it anymore..."
Haokui said with a sigh on his face.
Then he suddenly turned his head and stared at Lu Jiu, looking full of chilling aura.
"Uncle, I am a very kind person. As long as you tell me who is the strongest person on this island, I will mercifully let you go and not pursue the matter of the slap just now."
"otherwise……"
Having said this, Haokui narrowed his eyes and touched the machete with his hand.
Originally this action was very cool, but Lu Jiu still liked to use this action to show off.
But Haokui obviously didn't understand the essence and made a mistake in his operation.
laugh!
The sharp blade cut his finger directly, and blood flowed down.
"Hiss~"
Haokui was in pain, his eyes widened suddenly, he hissed coldly, and quickly put his fingers in his mouth.
"Hey, big bluff, do you have a band-aid on your friend?"
Haokui asked Lu Jiu.
Lu Jiu shook his head, who would wear a band-aid when going out for a run?
Haokui frowned when he heard this and looked around, as if he was looking for something.
After a while, Haokui took out a packet of paper from his skirt and simply wrapped the wound, then regained his expression of solemnity.
Lu Jiu stood in front of him, watching the monkeys in a civilized manner.
"Okay, now let's continue the topic we just talked about. Who is the strongest person on this island?"
Haokui pointed the blade at Lu Jiu and said coldly.
Lu Jiu in front of him heard this, thought for a moment, and then spoke seriously.