Oh...Okay, I'll contact you when I go to Shanghai, but I'm not sure I have time.
OK, I'm always at home.
Then there was no reply. The above is all the conversation between the two.
Although they may have been friends with each other as childhood sweethearts, after all, they hadn't seen each other for more than ten years, and neither of them showed much enthusiasm.
Mrs. Ye even felt that Ye Tong just dealt with it casually and would not really come to her. In fact, she... was too lazy to receive her.
After all, doesn’t Feizhai Happy Water taste good? Isn’t it uncomfortable to replenish it at home? Why do you have to play around with someone you haven’t seen for more than ten years, pay for it yourself, and pretend to be very enthusiastic?
How tiring.
But what Mrs. Ye didn't expect was that on this day, while he was eating chicken legs for takeout, drinking Feizhai Happy Water, and watching Marvel movies, his cell phone rang.
It's an unknown number.
But after a moment of recollection, Mrs. Ye remembered that this was Ye Tong's number.
Yes, he was too lazy to even note the person’s number in the note.
In the real world, Mrs. Ye has no purpose at all and is extremely free of herself, whether it is drinking several liters of happy fairy water, accepting disciples, practicing martial arts, or not going out without shaving.
It all depends on your mood!
After all, it's tiring enough to live in other planes, so why not indulge a little more casually in the real world.
"Hello, cousin?"
The phone was connected, and Mrs. Ye asked tentatively.
Ye Tong's voice came from the other end, saying: "It's me. I was planning to go to the city today, but it was too late. I happened to pass by nearby. Don't you think of this landlord? I'm at the door of Tai'a Apartment now.
But why isn’t the store manager’s name yours?”
Mrs. Ye continued to take two bites of chicken drumstick rice and said vaguely: "Oh, then I'll come down and pick you up now."
After saying that, he hung up the phone and walked downstairs on flip-flops.
Tap tap tap~
The sound of flip-flops going downstairs was particularly loud.
Mrs. Ye walked down the stairs and looked at the tall woman outside the door who was beautifully dressed, wearing a pink sun hat and toad sunglasses.
At the same time, Ye Tong was also looking at him, his brows frowning slightly behind his sunglasses.
The stubble is not shaved, the oil stains on the beach shorts are still fresh, the hair is as messy as a chicken coop, and the expression is very ugly.
This is a greasy, foot-picking man who has entered old age ahead of schedule.
Mrs. Ye laughed stiffly and said: "Ha, hahaha, cousin, come as soon as you come. Do you have anything else to bring?"
With that said, she was about to take the gift box from Ye Tong's hand and the salute from behind her.
Unexpectedly, Ye Tong lifted the gift box back and said with a little embarrassment: "This is not for you. I came in a hurry this time and didn't bring you anything."
Mrs. Ye didn't feel embarrassed, so she just picked up her white one and walked upstairs. As she walked, she said: "Come upstairs, I know you are coming, I have prepared the guest room for you.
"
Ye Tong helplessly looked at Ye Taierhaerha's back and chuckled. This silly big guy is still so strong.
But why do I feel that the longer I live, the more foolish I become.
She also followed Mrs. Ye and walked upstairs.
Third floor.
Mrs. Ye opened the door of her room with her feet. Because she lived in a two-bedroom house, one of the guest rooms was indeed empty.
As for the other houses on the third floor, they are either rented out, or because they are only for long-term rent and have not been cleaned up at all, so only Mrs. Ye's house can be occupied.
After all, we can't let her live in a hotel room with daily rent when relatives come over.
Ye Tong elegantly followed Mrs. Ye and walked into his room. Then he frowned again, but without saying anything else, he and Mrs. Ye walked into the guest room that could barely be seen.
Mrs. Ye put down the box and said, "Cousin, you can stay here for the next few days."
Ye Tong smiled and nodded, put down his Hermès bag, looked around and said, "Little prince, you have entered old age ahead of schedule."
Ye Tai was stunned, scratching his face stupidly, and said, "Why do you say that?"
Ye Tong looked out of the guest room. In the living room, several pieces of Fat House Happy Water You were placed in the room. Empty bottles were piled up in random directions. Takeaway rice was spilled on the table. There was also a TV playing Marvel movies.
Tablet PC…
She shook her head gently and said gracefully: "Go take a bath and trim your beard and hair. I originally wanted to take you to visit a big shot, but now you look like this. I'll help you clean it up."
At home."
Mrs. Ye quickly waved her hand and said: "No need, cousin, I can just clean up by myself. My second uncle said you are at home...so I don't bother you anymore. I'm going to take a bath first."
Ye Tong took off his sunglasses, threw them on the bed, and said with a smile: "Second uncle, how do you think I'm doing at home?"
Say you are as lazy as a pig at home!
These were the exact words of the second uncle, but it was naturally impossible for Ye Tai to tell the truth. He said: "You said that you don't touch Yangchun water at home, so how can I bear to ask you to make silver soup for you this time?"
Ye Tong was stunned when he heard this, and then smiled and said: "Why do you speak with an ancient accent? It's okay. You can go take a shower first and I'll clean it up. After all, I'm a bit mysophobic and it makes me uncomfortable to look at."
"Oh, ok, by the way, do you want Pepsi or Coca-Cola?"
"..."
Ye Tong was silent for a while and said: "No, just plain water will do."
"Oh, then I'll go downstairs to buy it for you later. I'm going to take a shower first."
"..."
Ye Tong was silent for a while again. This stupid cousin only drank Feizhai Happy Water at home, not even plain water?
Tsk tsk tsk.
The second uncle said that Ye Tong, who was usually as lazy as a pig, heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom, and then pointed his fingers and tidied up the living room for Mrs. Ye.
About twenty minutes later, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.
Mrs. Ye wrapped herself in a bath towel and shaved in front of the mirror. Then she steamed her hair with steam from the top of her head, then sprayed some hairspray to style it. Finally, she brushed her teeth with black toothpaste and walked out of the bathroom.
In the living room, Ye Tong was using a large stack of toilet paper, frowning, to wipe away the oil stains left on Mrs. Ye's table.
When she heard a voice coming from behind her, she subconsciously turned around, but this time, she froze in place.
I saw that Mrs. Ye only had a bath towel wrapped around her body, and the muscles in her upper body were in tight knots. Her body shape was a perfect inverted triangle. Although she was full of strength, her muscles did not feel stretched at all, but she was very well-proportioned and domineering.
There is not a single stubble left on his cheeks, he is smooth and firm, and there is an invisible fairy spirit flowing in his eyebrows, just like Erlang Zhenjun banished from the dust, he is extraordinary.
Mrs. Ye looked at the absent-minded Ye Tong, smiled slightly, and said: "Oh, I didn't bring clean clothes with me. I'm going to change into them now."
Then, he glanced at the much tidier living room and said, "Sorry to trouble you, cousin, but leave the rest to my... handyman Li Lingling."
After saying that, he walked into his bedroom and put on a gray sweater, black slim-fitting trousers, and a pair of brand new... slippers.
After all, I'm not going out, so that's enough. Why wear something so tight and stuffy?
outside the house.
Ye Tong was wiping the tempered glass table with his heart beating faster for no apparent reason, and then smiled bitterly.
Unexpectedly, my cousin, who was as black as coal and a fool when he was a child, has not changed his personality at all, but he has grown up completely. After cleaning up, his appearance and temperament are completely the same as the image of a greasy, foot-picking man in the past.
class.
And his steel-like muscles, lean and lean, are completely incompatible with a otaku who drinks fat and otaku happy water every day.
I really don’t know how he developed the muscles that look so explosive at first sight. Did he rely on drinking Fat House Happy Water and watching TV dramas?
Suddenly, a warm touch came from the back of Ye Tong's hand. While she was stunned, Mrs. Ye took the large pile of toilet paper from his hand and said with a smile: "I'll do it, you go and rest."
Ye Tong stared blankly at Ye Tai, who had a well-proportioned figure and an air of immortality. He took the toilet paper from her hand as gently as jade and wiped the table.
Suddenly I felt like something was hitting my center.
Then the man with a slightly blushing face spat, "This is a fool!"