Taishang Laojun, who was sitting on the new futon, was very speechless.
First of all, I calculated that you would come to my Tushita Palace to steal things. This was my default. To prevent you, I asked Jin Yin and others to put away the axes used to chop wood.
As a result, you poured it well, and there was not even ashes left at the bottom of the pot for me!
What's the use of stealing the firewood, gold and silver, their beds and quilts?
Well, you have too many uncertain "secrets". I didn't expect that you wouldn't even let go of the door plaque of my Tusita Palace!
Forget it here, I’ve made it clear enough by covering up the three characters of Tushita Palace as being authentic Buddhism, right?
I don’t want you to have anything to do with me!
What's the result?
It turns out that the three Jiuxiao Hidden Form Pills I gave you were not labeled clearly or something?
It can only block the calculations of peak quasi-sage and below!
But you openly, under my nose, blamed all the causes and consequences on me?
Laojun, I have never seen this shameless energy in a monkey.
In the courtyard.
The two fire-making boys, Jin and Silver, who were famous during the Journey to the West, were feeding spiritual grass to the lazy green bull spirit.
The three giant saints of the monster race here in the past do not have the ferocious and domineering aura they had in Xiniu Hezhou. They are all in their original form. The green bull spirit is lying there, lazily, taking a bite of spiritual grass from time to time. The golden and silver horned king is also
They all look like children, and they are actually two young ladies.
Jinjiao resentfully fed the green bull spirit a handful of spiritual grass and asked, "Xiaosi, tell us the truth, did you really not see clearly the appearance of that shameless little thief?"
Yinjiao also sat on the ground angrily, crossed his hands, and said: "She said she didn't see it, who would believe it? Sister Qingniu, whether you can continue to play depends on your attitude. Tell us, which little thief is like this?"
Shameless, even our shoes, mattresses, and ear picks were taken away?"
Qingniu Jing glanced lazily at the two young ladies and said: "First of all, you are not necessarily older than me. You should call me sister, not Xiaosi, because you are too tall for me. Secondly, I really didn't see it clearly. I guess
Only Laojun knows about it, so if you come to ask me, you might as well ask him."
"fart!"
Jinjiao said angrily: "If I can hide this from you, I must at least be a quasi-sage, right? Which quasi-sage would be so idle as to steal our..."
Bang!
Before he could finish his words, Qingniu Jing hit him on the head with a hoof.
Jinjiao was dizzy and aggrieved. He covered his head in disbelief, looked at Qingniu Jing and said, "What are you doing! Why did you hit me!"
Qing Niu Jing's eyes bulged and he said: "Who are you talking about farting? Is there any respect anymore? When you two were in the lower realm, you stole so many of Lao Jun's treasures, and you were teased again and again by monkey monkey. With your sister,
I can't compare to you at all. You're so young, but your tone is not bad. Why, you're still staring and you still want to be beaten?"
Jinjiao was extremely aggrieved. He looked like a gentleman and was lovable. He snorted angrily: "You, you are so bad! You sit back and watch our things being stolen by unknown thieves, and you don't care about me feeding you every day."
Eat, you even hit me!"
Yinjiao was obviously in the same group as his brother. He supported the Golden Horn boy and said: "Huh, Sister Qingniu, you don't care about the friendship at all. You don't help us catch the thief and you beat my brother. We don't want to
I’m playing with you! Brother, let’s go, let’s ask the master to administer justice!”
The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn seemed mighty and domineering when they were in the lower realm, but in reality, these two people were indeed a bit naive.
After all, I have been staying in the Tushita Palace since I was a child, with Taishang Laojun as my backer, and there are not many lower realms. During the journey to the west, Buddhism "borrowed" them, and it was difficult to make up the five-person team for the journey to the west.
Their IQs can be called cute. This is reflected in Sun Monkey's several transformations, sometimes saying that he is Sun Xingzhe, sometimes saying that he is Zhe Xingzhe, and sometimes saying that the gourds on his hands are male, while theirs are female.
, these two people actually believed them completely, and you can tell by the fact that they were deceived.
These two have the foundation of Tushita Palace, and their strength is worthy of being called a demon saint, but their IQs do still need to be trained.
So in Laojun's palace, I put everything aside and talked and communicated with my childhood playmates. The way they behaved and what they said was almost like children playing house. There are traces to follow and they are not fake.
Compared with them, Qingniu Jing seemed more mature and was too lazy to talk to them.
Because after a while, these two will get bored and angry, and they will still talk to Xiaosi and Qingniu sister, leaving everything behind to disturb her leisure time.
Jinjiao and Yinjiao saw that Qingniu Jing glanced at them with disgust, ignored them, and had no intention of apologizing, so they left angrily.
At this time, the old man in Tushita Palace said: "Gold, Silver, go find some fairy wood and prepare to light a fire. Let's heat up the stove first."
The two of them, Golden Horn and Silver Horn, looked at each other and responded respectfully.
Jinjiao asked tentatively: "Master, your elixir has been stolen by a thief. Do you want to make the elixir again?"
Yinjiao echoed: "If the master tells us who stole the things from our Tushita Palace, my brother and I will go to him to settle accounts, teach him a lesson, capture him, and help you get the stolen elixirs."
Take it back!"
Lao Jun, who was sitting cross-legged on the new futon, closed his eyes and rested his mind, and said: "It's not about refining elixirs, it's about refining weapons and people. Go quickly and don't delay."
"Item refining? Master, do you want to re-make ear picks and nail clippers for us?"
"Lianren? Who? That little thief?"
The old man didn't want to say more, but the old god said: "Don't ask any more questions, just go and get nail clippers and ear picks. Do you still want me to use the Bagua furnace to help you build it? When I am the Tushita Palace, the Bagua furnace,
What is it?"
"oh……"
"All right."
Jinjiao and Yinjiao responded, a little disappointed, but they did not disobey Laojun and went to Pantaoyuan to chop firewood together.
However, the complaints on the road were clearly heard by Laojun and Qingniujing.
"In Tushita Palace, even the door plaque was stolen, so that's it."
"The Bagua Stove, even the ash at the bottom of the pot was scraped away, so I just left a message saying that this is the end of the journey, what's wrong with making a nail clipper?"
Laojun was unmoved, but he was still a little speechless in his heart.
Indeed, it was the first time in history that he had such a low figure in Tushita Palace.
When Sun Houhou comes, he won't even move the door plaque and bed, right?
Ao Qing, or Jiang Long in this life, really doesn't have any dignity, and his courage is really boundless.
"Pfft!"
But the Green Bull Spirit covered his mouth and snickered. He could see a little bit of Lao Jun's embarrassment, so it would be no harm to my sister and me to let you go, this stupid dragon.
Laojun glanced at her lightly, then stopped talking and closed his eyes to rest.
The Green Ox Spirit also yawned, not daring to laugh too much at this saint who seemed to have a very good temper.
After all, she still felt a little guilty.
Although Laojun said so, he turned a blind eye to the visitor and allowed him to take away the golden elixir.
But they didn’t say that others were stepping on the cover of Tushita Palace, plundering everything, moving away the door plaque, and yet you ignored it!