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55, I want to be a eunuch

A flower before my eyes.

Mrs. Ye came to an ancient street.

It was night, and there were very few people around, except for a few drunkards walking by arm in arm.

Ye Tai saw that there seemed to be no one from whom he could ask for information, so he went to a pretty good restaurant and asked the boss about it. He found that the landmark events that shook the martial arts world had not happened yet, so he judged that this was the early stage of the plot.

As for the specific time period in the early stage, there is no way to verify it.

So Mrs. Ye checked into a room and decided to stay overnight and find out where the plot was going tomorrow.

But just when he finished washing and was about to fall asleep, he vaguely heard the sound of horse hooves coming from downstairs, followed by a cynical voice.

"Brother, where are you going to take me? I'm tough and have a smelly butt. Meat buns don't taste good. Besides, I'm a man. If I'm sold to a brothel, no one will want me.

It's mine, why don't you let me go, brother."

"You'd better save your breath. We have found a good place for you. We will ensure that you don't have to worry about food and accommodation, and you can be with beautiful women under the same roof day and night."

"How can there be such a cheap thing? My father taught me not to be greedy when it comes to cheap things. Brother, you should go first...ah, why are you beating people? Brother."

Mrs. Ye in the room was moved in her heart.

I roughly know that this is the time period when the plot has just begun, and that cynical voice should be the success of one of the protagonists.

At this time, he was mortgaged to the casino by Zhang Laosan who lost money, and then sold to the palace to be a eunuch. However, while waiting to be purified in the heavenly prison, he discovered the tunnel leading to the ninth floor of the heavenly prison.

In the secret way, he met his biological father Gu Santong, and thus obtained all the skills of Gu Santong, as well as the indestructible magical power of Vajra and all the martial arts of the eight sects.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Ye hid her luggage under the bed, opened the window, and dug it out.

Not far away, a carriage dragged three people, two people to be precise, and a large can forward.

What was in the jar was right and wrong. He only had one head exposed at the moment. After pleading to no avail, he began to curse people.

"I'll tell you the truth, I'm not good at anything else, but I'm very effective in casting curses. Anyone cursed by me will have no children or grandchildren. Their back will hurt when they sleep at night, their buttocks will hurt when they stand up, and they will look like a pig when asking for a wife, and they will give birth to a child."

Like a chicken!”

"You've already lost all your descendants, how can you still have children?" a bald man escorting him said scornfully.

"Your wife stole the child from a man!"

Snap!

The bald man slapped him on the head, "Shut up, I will make you cry later, and you will never want to have a wife again in this life!"

"Brothers, wait a moment!"

In front of the carriage, a short-haired man in a white shirt blocked their way.

The man in the hat driving the carriage shouted: "Go away, you are hanging out so late at night, aren't you afraid of being betrayed?"

Cheng Shifei also said quickly: "Brother, I see that you are handsome and elegant. If you are hanging out so late, you must be doing chivalry. Please help me quickly and beat this stinky braised egg to death. I will succeed."

Right and wrong, I must treat you as a reborn parent, curse you every day to pick up money while walking around, go to a brothel and be spotted by an courtesan, and give birth to a son who will be your own."

Snap!

"Shut up!"

The bald man slapped Cheng Shifei on the head again and looked at Ye Taidao: "You're not really here to save this kid, are you?"

Mrs. Ye shook her head and said, "No, that big brother just now is right. I just want to sell myself. Why don't you guys sell me together?"

"oh?"

The two men looked at each other, then laughed loudly and said, "Brother, do you know where we sold this boy? Are you so anxious to cut off your descendants?"

Cheng Shifei also said: "Brother, don't be joking. If you want to save me, hurry up. I still have half a roast chicken at home. If you save me, I will give you the chicken legs and I will eat the chicken butt. Please give me the chicken butt."

You spent two days drinking in a brothel!"

Ye Taitan probed: "If my guess is correct, did the two eldest brothers sell him to be a eunuch?"

The bald man squinted and said, "Yeah, why, you also want to be a eunuch?"

What people didn't expect was that Mrs. Ye was excited when she heard this and said: "I want to be a eunuch! I do! Brother, please, you must sell me to be a eunuch!"

"What?!"

Including Cheng Shifei, the three of them were dumbfounded.

Cheng Shifei said with a bitter face: "Hey brother, why are you so confused? Have you discovered that your son is not your own? It doesn't matter. If you save me, I will help you raise him. Please don't joke."

The bald man looked at the excited Mrs. Ye and said, "Do you really want to be a eunuch?"

"Think about it! Even in my dreams!"

"Why?"

Mrs. Ye was hesitant at this time and sighed: "To be honest with the elder brothers, I have had a problem since I was a child. The part of my body is scary when I look at it. Every day when I sleep, I have to adjust my posture, otherwise I will...

Alas! I can’t even talk about it without tears. I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since I was six years old. Others laugh at me because I am..."

These few people were dumbfounded when they heard this. The bald man stammered and asked: "Smile, what are you laughing at?"

Ye Tai said sadly and angrily: "You are laughing at me as if I have three legs!"

"Isn't this good?"

Mrs. Ye sighed and said repeatedly: "You guys don't know, this thing is scary to men, not to mention... ugh! So brother, when I reach this age, my family has no family, and I am still single, I can't wait to enter the palace.

You can be a eunuch!"

Three people: "..."

Now I am confused by the constant talk. Is there really someone in the world who wants to be a eunuch?

With this thought in mind, the three of them looked down at Mrs. Ye.

Ye Tai used his internal strength and his pants stood up.

Hiss~

The three of them took a breath and believed most of Mrs. Ye's words.

The bald man rolled his eyes and said: "It's okay if we sell you, but you have to think about it. Once you go in, there is no way back."

Cheng Shifei said earnestly: "Brother, you are so talented that you don't need to pay for going to a brothel. How about you save me and I will teach you a way to make money. Don't be so stubborn."

Mrs. Ye looked pitiful and said: "No! I want to be a eunuch!"

The two bald men looked at each other and smiled. This is money brought to your door. There is no reason to refuse it.

The bald man sighed: "Well, in that case, brother, get in the car. Don't worry, we don't look like this, but we are actually good at giving. We will definitely let you be a eunuch!"

"Okay! Thank you both!" Mrs. Ye jumped onto the carriage with a grateful look on her face.

Cheng Shifei felt that there was a mouthful of old blood in his chest, and he felt uncomfortable unless it spurted out. He said: "Brother, what do you think of this? You replaced me and became a eunuch, fulfilling your dream and saving my life."

, isn’t it the best of both worlds? I will burn incense for you every day and wish you to become the chief eunuch.”


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