"Brother, come and eat this fried corn. It tastes pretty good." Cheng Shifei pushed a dish in front of Mrs. Ye while eating and drinking.
"Okay, the color looks really good." Mrs. Ye also mixed half of the fried corn in her bowl. Although the taste was bland, these dishes still looked quite appetizing.
"Hey, you guys are really blind. Is this fried corn? This is fried crab noodle carefully made by the chef of the Royal Kitchen!" the little slave on the side said scornfully.
"Fried crab noodles? No wonder it tastes weird. Hey brother, this steamed tofu is not bad, very fresh." Cheng Shifei handed the remaining half of the steamed tofu to Mrs. Ye, and continued to enjoy it.
"Is the steamed tofu so fresh? This is fish brain tofu made from fish brains. Only the tenderest piece of fish brain is used, and they are all small fish. The heads of big fish are not so tender." Princess Yunluo said.
explained on the side.
Cheng Shifei pursed his lips and said, "Are all the people in your palace so naughty? No wonder they say that a rich man needs one meal, but a poor man needs ten years of food."
As he spoke, he picked up a chicken foot and said, "Don't tell me that this is not a chicken foot, but a piece of fat cow?"
Princess Yunluo rolled her eyes and said, "How can there be such a big chicken claw? These are peacock claws!"
Cheng Shifei dropped the peacock claw, rolled his eyes, and said, "I'm really impressed by you. It's just extravagant and wasteful, right brother?"
Mrs. Ye put down her chopsticks, picked up a toothpick to pick her teeth, and said, "Indeed, it's such a waste. I'm full and it's time to go to bed."
With that said, he was about to go to Princess Yunluo's bed and lie down to sleep, but Princess Yunluo pulled her back and said, "Sit down!"
"Is there anything else?" Cheng Shifei and Ye Tai said in unison.
"If you don't let people sleep after they are full, they will go to the Abi Hell. They will also suffer retribution while they are alive. They will have flat chests and flat butts. What's even worse is that they can't find a husband!" Mrs. Ye said, picking her teeth.
"No! You agreed to teach me martial arts!" Princess Yunluo pulled them and said.
"Well, there are so many martial arts here. I'll sleep in mine. You can learn whichever one you like." Cheng Shifei rolled up his sleeves and lay down on Princess Yunluo's soft lounge chair, closing his eyes and going to sleep.
"I want to learn martial arts from him. I don't have any tattoos on my body. Don't disturb my sleep, otherwise I will get angry when I wake up. Even the Iron Dan Lord will be beaten into a dog." Mrs. Ye also lay on Princess Yunluo's bed.
On the couch, he pulled the quilt over him.
"snort!"
Princess Yunluo looked at the two old youtiaos on the left and right, and her lungs were about to burst. She said: "My masters teach me martial arts every day, and they all say that I am invincible in the world, but why can't I beat you?
Just tell me who your master is, and I will go find him myself!"
Yes, after Mrs. Ye gave Princess Yunluo a severe lesson, Cheng Shifei also learned the Emei Heart Piercer Palm before the battle, and beat Princess Yunluo into submission.
The two of them sat swaggeringly in front of the table, kicked their feet, and asked Princess Yunluo to bring delicious food and drinks to her. Maybe she was full and in a good mood, so she taught her some tricks.
Princess Yunluo actually took this girl seriously. In the sad and angry eyes of those slaves, she showed no defense against these two beggars who broke into the palace at night and were dressed in rags. Instead, she served them delicious food and drinks.
stand up.
Cheng Shifei turned over, kicked his feet on the recliner, and said: "I dominate the world with my fists, kick the Kyushu Island, the jade trees stand in the wind, and thousands of wind demon girls. I am known as the third mighty dragon general in the world in martial arts. Of course my master is the best in the world."
He is dead, he likes to travel around the world, and finding him would be even harder than climbing to the sky."
Princess Yunluo rolled her eyes and said: "You are the third best martial artist in the world, and the best in the world is the God of Iron Dan, so who is second?"
Mrs. Ye also stretched out and hugged Princess Yunluo's pillow. Without turning her head, she said: "The second best person in the world is of course me who is the best in the world in romance, the best in the world in appearance, and the best in the world of lightness skills. I am the best person in the world."
The ninth-generation disciple of the indestructible power of Vajra, nicknamed Sai Newton, is so handsome."
Princess Yunluo rolled her eyes and said, "No way! Are you more powerful than your master?"
Cheng Shifei pursed his lips and said: "My master, he is of course the best in the world. As for the iron-courage God Hou Zhu, ignoring him and letting him be the fourth, then he is still in high regard~ I won't talk anymore, I'm going to bed.
, if you wake up my eldest brother, it will be very scary, and then the palace will become a hellish Shura field, don’t blame me for not reminding you."
Princess Yunluo said helplessly: "Then you are answering my question, who is your master?"
Cheng Shifei turned over, closed his eyes, and said impatiently: "Invincible naughty boy."
"The undefeated naughty boy?"
Princess Yunluo clenched her fist and said to herself: "This name sounds very powerful when you hear it!"
After that, he said to the two people who were sleeping soundly: "You must take me to see your master tomorrow! I also want to worship him as my master!"
But what she responded to was two purrs.
"Princess Princess!"
The little slave hurriedly stepped forward and said: "You don't really want to leave the palace with them, do you? Moreover, they slept in your boudoir before they washed up. Where are you sleeping?"
Only then did Princess Yunluo realize that the two uncles not only ate and drank at her place, but also occupied her bed and recliner, and she seemed to have no place to sleep.
She raised her lips and said angrily: "You took my bed to sleep on, where can I sleep?"
"Sleep on the floor."
Ye Tai threw a pillow over vaguely, "Don't bother me anymore. I've been woken up by you now, and I'm already full of murderous intent. When the time comes, the palace will become a river of blood. Who of you will be responsible? Hulu~"
After saying this, there was a slight snore.
Princess Yunluo hugged the pillow he threw over and stamped her feet with a look of resentment on her face.
She said to the slave: "Then let's go to the side room to sleep. There are so many empty rooms in the palace anyway."
"Ah? But..."
"Keep your voice down! Don't wake Mrs. Ye up."
Before Xiaonu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Princess Yunluo.
In the end, the master and the servant were easily taken over by these two scoundrels and slept in the side room next door.
The next day, Mrs. Ye stretched herself and got up, with the fragrance of Princess Yunluo's embroidered pillow still lingering on her face.
"Hey, have you prepared breakfast for me? Otherwise, I will get angry when I get up..."
"I know, there is a river of blood!"
Princess Yunluo's voice sounded. At this moment, she had changed into men's clothes and said: "I have prepared it for you a long time ago. Look at the table, but I have agreed to take me to your master after dinner."
Cheng Shifei was drinking a bowl of bird's nest porridge and said, "Brother, you're awake. Come and eat quickly. This porridge is delicious."
"It's a bird's nest! Country bumpkin." The slave complained.