Lao Jun opened his eyes, and now he was absolutely sure that those two guys were back!
This familiar feeling haunts my heart again.
Laojun was also very speechless.
You two, Mrs. Ye, Ao Qing, what is your identity and what is my identity?
I am a saint!
You actually openly plotted in your mind to trick me!
You really think my old gentleman is easy to bully, don’t you?
If you really treat me as Tushita Palace, I can come when I want and leave when I want, right?
I don’t want to lose face?
Although the way of heaven is covered, Laojun, I can't tell you what your situation is now.
But there are gods at the top of my head. Someone wants to trick me. Is it still a level above the Golden Immortal? It’s still a familiar feeling. Do you really think I can’t sense it?
Laojun thought for a while and felt that it must have been his own behavior. He was too easy to bully. Sun Monkey could come and cause trouble. Gold and Silver Boy didn't know how to respect the old and love the young. Old Qingniu didn't like to talk to him. What he did was followed by deeds, so everyone in the world
Do you think Laojun has a good temper and has the same temperament as Hongyun, so they both want to come and beat the autumn wind?
The world is stupid.
The leader of the saints, the great disciple of the Way of Heaven, Lao Tzu, can dominate the ups and downs of numerous tribulations, and has become the only saint who can move around freely after the great tribulation of saints. Laojun's calculations are almost the best in the world, if not the best.
If Nuwa hadn't been so meritorious, any clay figurine she made could have become the protagonists of the world and the three realms. Now she could also incarnate outside her body, raise fish, plant flowers, and make elixirs. From time to time, she would go to Zhen Yuanzi Dojo to eat ginseng fruits, and she could go to the Western Heaven at every turn.
The only saint worshiped by ten thousand Buddhas is Laojun!
It was neither angry nor scheming. Laojun was just very curious about the identities of Ye Tai and Ao Qing. On a whim, he simply thought that Long Zhenjun might accomplish something big, so he accidentally defended them.
Unexpectedly, it would blossom and bear fruit later. In the long river of time and space, it would return a cause and effect to myself and make me the chief disciple of the way of heaven.
There is still one more cause and effect left...
Moreover, both of you are so shameless. Is it too shameful for me to remain indifferent to you, Mr. Laojun?
Thinking of this, Laojun called over the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King who were playing backgammon.
These two are still free as usual.
Born in the Tushita Palace, even Tathagata Buddha did not dare to do anything to them. They did whatever they wanted to do since they were young, so they have such pure minds.
Back then, Laojun sent them down to the lower realms to join in one of the eighty-one difficulties for the people traveling to the West. They were so reckless at that time that they could overpower Sun Houhou, not to mention that Laojun also gave them so many good things.
, even the belt that turned into a golden rope was taken away by these two scoundrels, who felt that the lower world was too dangerous.
The results of it.
Being played by monkey monkey again and again, it’s so silly!
People say he is Sun Xingzhe, so they think he is Sun Xingzhe's brother.
People said he was the grandson of the Monkey King, and they were surprised that the monkey grandson had so many brothers.
It is simply embarrassing to Tushita Palace.
There is no way, the flowers in the greenhouse have developed habits since childhood and are not willing to use their brains, so there is no need to use their brains!
Even if they pointed at Tathagata Buddha's nose and scolded the bald donkey, the most they would do was beat them up and send them back to Tushita Palace.
So what are you doing with your brain?
Why are you so tired?
So, up to now, these two are still playing backgammon.
Go?
That's too difficult.
Although with their brainpower, even if they don't want to use their brains, they are designated as chess masters who can completely torture human beings.
However, playing Go at the Immortal level involves too many calculations. You have to constantly predict other people's predictions, and you also have to predict whether others will predict your own predictions. Playing Go is too brain-consuming!
Zhen Yuanzi and Laojun are experts in this field, and they often play against Lanke.
But for gold horns and silver horns, there is no need at all.
The two threw down the chessboard and came to Laojun. Jinjiao blinked and said, "Laojun, what do you want to do? Don't work unless you get benefits."
Yinjiao: "I'm tired of eating peaches and want to eat ginseng fruits. Laojun, can I go to your good brother and ask for dozens of them?"
Taishang Laojun glared at these two scoundrels and said: "How many times have you eaten my food and lived in my house? This time, go to the lower world and help me beg for something."
Jin Jiao said innocently: "Laojun, aren't your things often stolen? This is the first time you want to get them back."
Silver Horn: "The lower realm? Where is the lower realm? You can look south to Buzhou, but other places are too dangerous."
Lao Jun said speechlessly: "You can become a demon saint wherever you go. How can you be so dangerous? Even if you are targeted, who will do anything to you if you declare your home? Go to Hezhou, Xiniu, and throw me away from Tushita Palace.
Bring it back."
Jinjiao: "But it will hurt if we are beaten. Xiniu Hezhou, there are many people who can beat us painfully."
Silver Horn: "Xiniu Hezhou, is it the fire brick that was thrown away before and became the Flame Mountain, or is it something else? The Flame Mountain is the territory of the Bull Demon King. If you rob something, you will be beaten."
Laojun may have felt that these two girls were a bit unreliable, so he called out the door: "Qingniu, come here too."
King Dujiao Si glanced inside, chewed some grass, stood up without saying much, and walked slowly inside.
Although she is also a Buddhist demon saint and is not very willing to do things, she still has brains. Laojun called the three of us this time, which means that all the people in Tushita Palace will come out. It must be a big deal.
You can ignore Laojun for small things.
Big things must be done. After all, Lao Jun has been living for free for so long, and others don't take advantage of him. Moreover, he still protects himself when the calamity is being measured.
If it's a big deal, there's no turning back.
Although he usually doesn't want to talk to Laojun, Qingniu's feelings for Laojun are definitely not weaker than those of the Niu Demon King for Tongtian Cult Leader. He is willing to die for his master, that's for sure.
It's just that the Tushita Palace is generally Buddhist, and the way of dealing with saints in other places is a little different.
This does not mean that the feelings are not deep. On the contrary, although you say you are unwilling to do so, in your heart you really feel like a father to Lao Jun.
Qingniu walked in, swallowed the spiritual grass, sat there, and said, "What are you doing, Xiniu Hezhou, isn't it almost cold? You want the three of us to go together? What's going on?"
Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "Go and get the door plaque of our Tushita Palace back. Qingniu, you lost it. You are responsible this time. Bring the gold and silver horns with you. Don't let them be easily deceived."
Let’s get started.”
Qing Niu Jing was shocked!
However, Jinjiao and Yinjiao didn't find any clues and kept shouting.
Jin Jiao: "Ao Qing is back? Does he still dare to come back? Beat him to death! He must be beaten to death!"
Yinjiao: "I will definitely go, even if I don't give you any benefits! I'll rob Ao Qing and replenish the small treasury!"
Jinjiao: "But Laojun, he must be stronger, and he has a good relationship with the Bull Demon King, and the Jiao Demon King... you give me something, otherwise I won't win, the diamond ring, the belt, the wood-cutting ax, your hairpin, all
Lend it to us."
Laojun glared and scolded: "Nonsense! Do I have to lend you my Taoist robe?"
Jin Jiao murmured: "It's not impossible..."
Yinjiao: "Forget it, Laojun is going to be angry. Don't offend him. Laojun, just give us something. Otherwise, we will be beaten and hurt, and it will embarrass Tushita Palace."
The one-horned Si king, the spirit of the green ox, did not speak for a long time.
She heard many clues from Lao Jun's words.
First of all, how did Ao Qing come back?
Does he still dare to come back?
Why does he dare to come back and prepare to cause trouble?
Not only did he cause trouble, Laojun even hinted to himself that if the time was right, he could join his camp with his gold and silver horns!
That's right.
This is Laojun’s hint!
Laojun said, don't let people with gold and silver horns be easily fooled into working for free.
easy!
You can also point it out and work for others!
When a saint speaks, he will not leave such obvious tricks.
Just like when Patriarch Bodhi was beating Sun Monkey and scolding him on the surface, wasn't he also implying that he could come to him at midnight and teach Sun Monkey his magical powers?
Laojun, this is...
Quiet and thoughtful.
Do you want to do something big?
Ao Qing is an enemy of Heaven and Buddhism and cannot be tolerated by the three realms. If he comes back, he will definitely do something big.
But Laojun asked us to join him and help him work depending on the situation.
Ao Qing, what is your identity?
Why is it worthy of Laojun to value it so much?
Qingniu Jing tried his best and said: "Old gentleman, let's not say that we will definitely have a fight with Ao Qing. This is what he owes Tushita Palace. What do you think he will do if he raises his arms and follows the example of Monkey King and rebelled against heaven?
?”
Taishang Laojun and the old god said: "You can do whatever you want. That is your business and has nothing to do with Laojun. However, the people in Tushita Palace are all alone. You all have great luck, so you will not be like this."
Fall easily."
The green bull spirit was silent for a long time and said: "Oh."
Laojun has no objection to him and others, it’s okay to mess around and rebel against Ao Qing!
However, it is a matter of the three of us and has nothing to do with Laojun!
Laojun will not admit it!
He has never given such an order to himself or anyone else!
However, coming from the Tushita Palace, immortals and Buddhas will also give face. Even if things happen, Laojun will protect himself and others in the end!
This is what Qing Niu Jing interpreted as Lao Jun’s attitude!
Damn it, Ao Qing, who are you and why are you doing this?
Forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore, I’ve been stuck at home for so long anyway, it’s okay to go out for a walk, I don’t know which demon king took over my cave back then, I want to come back, spend some more free time, and wait for Ao Qing to show up.
, and then bring the gold horn and silver horn to trouble him.
Thinking of this, Qingniu Jing stood up, turned around and left, saying: "Let's go, take your things with you, don't leave them behind. If you want to come back to get it after you go down to the lower realm, don't think about coming back easily."
Jinjiao: "Sister Qingniu, wait for us! Laojun, give me the diamond ring and I will return it to you later."
Yinjiao: "The diamond circle is useless. We can't use it. We can only put away the weapons. Help me get Laojun's belt."
Taishang Laojun waved his whisk and swept the two boys out: "Bapi, when you go out, don't say that it was Laojun who asked you to go down to the realm. It was you who couldn't sit still and ran away. Laojun went to find Zhen Yuanzi.
I'm sitting in seclusion, I don't know."
Jinjiao did not take off the diamond ring, but when he was swept out, he and Yinjiao grabbed Lao Jun's belt and were swept out.
belt.
Golden rope.
That stinky boy Ao Qing, tie him up and beat him up!