The night before the college entrance examination, Mrs. Ye was playing cards with her friends.
On the night after the college entrance examination, Mrs. Ye was living her life in a wine bar.
This is Mrs. Ye's real experience. Today's imperial examinations are actually similar.
Last night, two "country bumpkins" and "silly rich men", Mrs. Ye and Wangcai, were spending their money on the painting boat, making all kinds of noises.
After finishing the exam, Mrs. Ye returned to the boat docked on the shore during the day. The young ladies and gentlemen were all shocked.
"Master Ye, you, didn't you go to take the science test? Why did you come back?"
Mrs. Ye waved her hand: "After the exam, I will spend money tonight to celebrate in advance that I got the top prize!"
Everyone: "..."
A beautiful young lady who had just finished washing said: "Mr. Ye, although I have no vision, I still know that at this point, the scientific examination has only started for about half an hour, right? Did you drink too much last night?"
Mrs. Ye: "I can't get drunk after ten thousand cups of wine in this world. If you say you're too drunk, you're looking down on me. I'll punish myself with three cups in the evening."
The beautiful girl said: "Don't say three cups, thirty cups will do! But it's early in the morning. If you arrive late and feel that you can't get in, there's no need. As long as the candidates are admitted before noon,
You are qualified to take the exam! You’d better hurry up and take the exam!”
Mrs. Ye ignored her and said: "Forget it if you don't believe me. Anyway, give me a good song tonight and I will pay for it. By the way, where is Ye Qing?"
Someone replied resentfully: "After I saw you off, Young Master Ye Qing went back to sleep. I didn't expect that when I turned around, you came back again!"
Mrs. Ye didn't care about them anymore, climbed up to the attic of Huafang, and pushed the door open.
As expected, Wangcai was still sleeping soundly, as if gibbering, and said: "You're back?"
Mrs. Ye walked up to him and wanted to lift him up, but Wangcai suddenly sat up and said sleepily: "Don't you have to follow the steps step by step? It will be done so quickly. If you are admitted to Huiyuan, let's
Why are other people so embarrassed?"
Ye Taidao: "It would be a joke if I, like others, waited until the evening to take the exam and didn't pass the exam. By the way, I found that we seemed to be targeted, and I don't know if something went wrong."
Wangcai was surprised and said: "Are you being targeted? No way, we are so low-key, who would target us?"
Mrs. Ye replied: "It's the national preceptor, the person from Huaigui Sanxian. They seem to have mistakenly thought that we and Lu Honghuang are the same. It's my fault that I pulled Lu Honghuang's tiger skin a few days ago. As a result, Lao Lu seemed to
You are not welcome by the Imperial Master."
Wangcai: "How about brainwashing the marking officers directly? No, it's not brainwashing, but hypnotizing them so that they can mark the marks impartially and not seek personal gain with power. This shouldn't have much impact, right?"
Ye Tai shook his head and said: "Forget it, let's do everything step by step. If something goes wrong, he will only be the number one scholar in civil and military affairs in name only. Without the blessing of the power of heaven, it will be just a useless name. I believe in Wen Quxingjun once, and he
If you don't do good things, he will look good."
Wangcai: "If there is no good result, you can hide in Nuwa Palace while Long Zhenjun goes out to wander. It's actually the same, but you can't rely on the luck of the human race."
Mrs. Ye: "You just trust your sister Nuwa so much. If she has other intentions, wouldn't we all be doomed? According to the lessons of history, Nuwa is doing it to protect her own merits and virtues, and is not a protector of calves, Donghuang Taiyi
, Demon Emperor Dijun was given up by her, and Daji, the Cholera Chao Gang, was also given up by her. If something goes wrong, we will both be doomed."
Wangcai: "I don't think so. The demon clan is not the legitimate protagonist of the world. Daji and the others were abandoned. Maybe the other saints didn't want to see it. As the ancestor of the human race, she has complete control over the fate of the human race. Who knows?
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If something is really bad, why don't you run to Zixiao Palace? Teacher Hongjun, now we are in heaven, the most holy and the most holy, the most important thing is to put you in solitary confinement."
Ye Tai said speechlessly: "It's not in vain. If my identity can't cause trouble, your identity will also be ruined. Then when can we leave this world."
Wangcai: "Don't be impatient, let me think about it."
Mrs. Ye: "You have nothing to think about. Let me think about it. In this way, Long Zhenjun will find an opportunity to go to Nuwa Palace to test the meaning of Goddess Nuwa and see if she wants to repay our karma or refuse to pay. At this time
No, she doesn't dare to kill us. The saints are all in solitary confinement in name only, and if they can't settle their debts, they'll just settle their creditors. This isn't her character.
By the way, I want to ask, where did my ball go? After so many years, the pig came from Zixiao Palace and became a Buddha. I don’t believe that I spent so much money to get it. It’s not even as good as a pig.
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Thighs won’t come to you on their own, you have to find them yourself.”
Wangcai: "Okay, don't worry, what if Mr. Wenquxing can help?"
Mrs. Ye: "Okay, that's it. I don't think about it anymore. Aren't we going to elect an oiran tonight? Which one do you like?"
Wangcai: "I think it must be Miss Zhong."
Mrs. Ye: "No wink, Cheng Yaoyao is good, I like her."
Wangcai: "Oiran, you don't play, but you are so interested in me."
Mrs. Ye: "How can a married man get involved with women? I can't play with them. I can always watch. Men and women are compatible and good for physical and mental health."
Wangcai: "No matter what, you are right."
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night.
The jade plate hangs high, the moon and stars are sparse, the toad's light is like water, and the river it shines on is dull, creating a clear atmosphere.
At this time, the scientific examination had also ended, and countless candidates, either sad or happy, walked out of the examination room and scattered throughout the capital.
And those joys and sorrows have nothing to do with this painting boat.
On the river, the painted boats are as beautiful as carved beams and painted buildings, and the red lanterns stand out against the cold river water.
The beautiful figures on the boat are projected through the windows into the eyes of tourists on the shore.
The overwhelming sound soared into the sky, and it seemed that even the immortals in the sky could hear this beautiful music.
Many poor students who failed in the scientific examination were relaxing by the river. When they saw this scene, they couldn't help but feel sad and said: "The dancers don't know that the candidates hate them, but they are still singing the music across the river!"
On the side, a young man from a rich family said in surprise: "Brother, did you fail the scientific examination? Don't blame me for talking too much, I just can't help it. With your literary talent, failure is normal."
"You...sigh! How could you, a young master from a wealthy family, know how hard it is to live in a poor family?"
"You, really, should change your career. Even if you do well in the other four subjects, with your level of poetry writing, you will definitely fail on the last question."
"Go away! Don't show off your family wealth here! If you look down on students from poor families, you know that when a man is angry, his blood will be splashed every step of the way!"
"But, I've booked this place. If you want to leave, it's up to you."
"I... I'm so sorry, the wine and meat of the rich family smells bad, and there are people freezing to death on the road! I don't even bother to be with you! Humph!"
"Wait a minute, brother, it's okay to fail. Too many people fail every year. Meeting each other means we are destined to meet each other. Let's sit down and have a drink. You can eat whatever you want and pick whatever girl you want."
"Really? No money?"
"How can a gentleman's words be false? Come on, don't think about that. If you have wine today, just drink it."
"Young Master is so righteous! What a blessing it is to meet a noble person in a foreign land, what a blessing it is!"