The sacred mountain, the familiar golden hall, Russell entered with his nostrils turned to the sky, and came next to Athena.
It was not intentional, but he should be standing next to Athena, the seat of the ‘God of War’, one of the twelve main gods.
This is a good position. It originally belonged to Ares, with Athena on the left, Aphrodite on the right, and Artemis on the right. The standard protagonist treatment is comparable to that of the second-to-last window seat.
Thinking again about Ares, his father is the king of gods, his mother is the queen, and his lover is his sister-in-law, which is more in line with the protagonist's character.
However, the childhood sweetheart was no match for the gift from heaven. After Russell came, he had nothing to do with him.
The first two times Russell came here were to duel, this time he came to watch a duel, today he is not the protagonist, and the gods all know that this guy is evil and ruthless, so even though the gods hate people, no one wants to talk to him.
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Russell held up his nostrils and looked around and found that no one jumped out to cause trouble. He was very satisfied with his deterrence, so he stood up quietly and acted like a handsome man.
There was still a moment before the duel, and most of the gods in the golden hall had not yet arrived, such as the twelve main gods. Apart from him, there were only three Hermes, Athena, and Apollo present, and none of the others came.
Artemis did not arrive because she went directly to the duel location. Correspondingly, Selene from the older generation of gods was not here either.
Among the remaining twelve gods, Zeus and Hera are the bosses and should appear last; Hestia and Demeter, the two goddesses have been offline for thousands of years, and Russell has never seen them; Poseidon...
Poseidon is just a pickled fish, sour, vegetable, and superfluous. The god on Mount Olympus said that since he was defeated by Russell, he has never been seen wandering around in the middle of the night.
Then, only Hephaestus and Aphrodite were left.
Russell thought in his mind, and if the predictions were correct, Hephaestus would still be absent today as usual.
Even if he didn't come, it wouldn't be a bad thing. Without such a thing to lower his appearance, the Twelve Lord Gods would still be idols and would not be misunderstood as powerful ones.
A palace battle drama is still a palace battle drama and cannot be misunderstood as a mythological drama.
However, it was a bit surprising that Aphrodite didn't come. This woman loves banquets and other occasions the most. She is the center of attention every time she dresses up and never misses any opportunity to be the center of attention.
To be honest, Russell felt worthless for Hephaestus. Apart from licking some, the grumpy old man treated others impeccably. It was because of Aphrodite that he couldn't hold his head up many times.
But then again, it might be a good thing that Aphrodite was carefree and was only unpretentious towards Hephaestus.
Imagine that Aphrodite was a committed woman, resigned to an arranged marriage, and stayed true to Hephaestus until death. The consequences would be very terrible.
It's not that Russell looked down on Hephaestus, but just because of his two-meter-tall mobile muscles, when he met Aphrodite, he would be in a wheelchair within a year.
Without energy, there is no strength to swing a hammer; without time, there is no intention to engage in art; without pathos, there is no source of inspiration.
Of course, when Russell said this, he just thought in his mind that Zifei Yuan knew the joy of fish, and he felt it was not worth it. This did not mean that Hephaestus also thought so.
While his thoughts were diverging, Russell noticed an unkind gaze. When he came back to his senses, he looked over and found that it was Apollo who was gnashing his teeth.
That expression was the same as if Russell had robbed his sister!
That's right, I stole your sister, what can you do to me?
~(ˉ▽￣~)(~￣▽ˉ)~
Russell was unafraid and winked at Apollo in various ways, trying to arouse the opponent's anger as if he was trying to kill him.
He had asked about the situation. Apollo was suspected of being a sister, with a masculine appearance and extremely masculine beauty, but he was just a younger brother to Artemis. As long as he coaxed Artemis well, Apollo would have to hold back his anger.
On the side, Hermes smiled and watched the conflict between the two, while Athena stayed silent and took two steps away from Russell.
Suddenly, the crowd was in commotion.
I only heard screams outside the golden hall, followed by a series of words of admiration from male gods and envy from goddesses. The rainbow farts were colorful and smelly even two miles away.
In the main hall, the old and new gods were confused. Hermes ran fast and rushed out of the golden hall in one stride, and then...
Rainbow fart has another sound.
The old and new gods were even more puzzled, and one by one they poked their heads outside. More and more gods went out to watch, and soon the outside of the temple became noisy and turned into a vegetable market.
"Don't crowd, don't crowd, let me see first."
"Get out of the way, I am the Sun God Russell, anyone who stands in my way will die!"
"Who! Who touched my butt? I'm a man!"
"I saw it, it was Poseidon who touched it."
"..."
The reason why the gods are in such a panic is because Aphrodite has arrived, wearing the newly acquired armor of the God of Love.
I saw Aphrodite's long hair flowing, her voluptuous body wrapped in ice blue battle clothes, and her snow-white skin covered by white gauze, looming and extremely charming.
However, she didn't look charming today. She changed into a cool makeup, and her eyebrows were cold and proud, which was completely different from the past.
The unattainable temperament and makeup are in sharp contrast with the seductive battle clothes. The temptation is infinitely high, and it is as addictive as poison.
Beautiful clothes make people even more beautiful. The combination of the two captivates all sentient beings. Wherever the fragrance passes, men and women alike are bowed to its charm.
The word "bent back" here is literal. Many male idols walk with their waists bent.
"A woman kidnapped you here. What are you guys thinking about? Can you learn to control yourselves?"
Russell was squeezed into the crowd, feeling unsure and strong. It was all because of these shameless people, which made him greedy.
"That sounds nice, so what are you doing here?"
Hearing the sound coming from below, Russell was very confused. He lowered his head and saw... his own face.
(￣_,￣)
A certain shameless Xun Yu was crawling on the ground. Judging from his posture, he was preparing to run to Aphrodite and then pretend to fall to get a glimpse of her skirt.
Don't ask Russell why he knows this, because he is well-informed, and this is how it is acted out in many novels and movies.
"You are the only one who has the nerve to tell others!"
Russell said angrily, raised his foot and kicked the shameless thing down, and then kicked it hard twice.
"I'm different. I was brought here by the crowd. No, they all pushed me down."
Shameless on the ground blocked Russell's feet, turned into the appearance of Poseidon, pulled Russell out of the crowd, and ducked to the edge of the hall.
Another change, Poseidon became Zeus, he wiped the shoe prints on his face: "Russell, when will my God King's suit be forged?"
"Come on, right away, practicing now!"
Russell made a perfunctory remark.
"Don't lie, you don't take it to heart at all. If you had the speed of Hephaestus, my suit would have come out long ago."
Zeus Qidao, the majestic king of gods and the lord of Mount Olympus, can only covet others. It is simply intolerable.
Also, if it weren't for the purpose of seeing the suit up close, he wouldn't have squeezed into the crowd and had someone step on his face. Isn't it easy for him!
"Don't rush. Slow work will produce fine work. The more you push, the slower it will be."
Russell waved his hand: "I told you before that your battle suit should be ranked after Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite. Now Aphrodite's suit was made by Hephaestus.
Well, you should be happy that there is one less person in line."
Bah, you are obviously greedy for their bodies!
Zeus felt contempt in his heart and asked humbly: "Tell me the truth, how did you get rid of Artemis?"
"What, you want to learn?"
"No, just asking."
"Don't ask, you won't learn even if I tell you."
"How will you know if you don't try? I'm not bragging, I learn things quickly." Zeus looked dissatisfied, thinking that Russell was hiding the secret and refused to tell him.
"Okay, stop pretending, I don't know what your plan is?"
Russell glanced at Zeus with disdain, then put his arms around his shoulders, and said in a low voice, "Actually, you don't need to learn at all. Chasing girls is nothing more than showing off your expertise, and your expertise..."
"What's wrong? Go on!"
"I'm still thinking."
"..."
"Your specialty is your identity. You are the king of the gods. This is your biggest advantage. If you make good use of it, there will be gods, people, and all kinds of things taking the initiative to be courteous to you. You don't need to pursue them at all."
"I've known this for a long time."
Zeus curled his lips and caught a glimpse of Hera with a livid face beside the throne. She disappeared in a flash and walked out of the side hall a moment later.
Those who didn’t know, thought he had just arrived!
The God King and Queen appeared, but the gods did not dare to make any mistake. They watched Aphrodite twist her small waist to take the seat, and stood in their own places one by one.
Zeus began a long speech, focusing on the fight between Artemis and Selene, warning the gods not to use the topic as an excuse and to resolve personal conflicts by themselves, which must not affect the peace and stability of the sacred mountain.
On Russell's side, he did not continue to flirt with Aphrodite as usual, not because he didn't want to, but because Aphrodite on the right had changed her character. Today she was focusing on the iceberg beauty route, and she sat upright after taking her seat.
It doesn't matter if there is no Aphrodite, there is still Athena. When Russell looked sideways, there was only the back of his head.
Well, the back of the head is very beautiful.
The angry gaze appeared again, Russell curled his lips and faced Apollo, deciding to go to Artemis to complain tonight and let her take care of Apollo.
"Mount Olympus is a whole... blah blah blah... I remember back then... blah blah blah..."
Zeus rambled on a lot, swallowed his saliva and said, "That's all I'm talking about. Do you have any thoughts?"
"I have!"
Apollo stood up and pointed at Russell angrily: "I bet the authority of the 'God of Light'. If I want to duel with this bastard, I will bet on the authority of the 'God of the Sun'."
If you want to talk about this, I won’t be sleepy anymore!
The old gods suddenly became energetic, knowing that Russell would not let them down. No, after Ares, Apollo couldn't hold back anymore.
"Asshole, why are you causing trouble?"
Zeus was furious. Every time there was a happy day, an unfilial son would come out to cause trouble. Last time it was Ares and this time it was Apollo. Can't he be allowed to relax a little?