"Bah, you shameless bastard, I can recognize you even if you turn into ashes."
The lousy thief in the ventilation duct is none other than Wade Wilson, whom Russell has not seen for a long time.
Maybe the two steel knives were stuck. Deadpool struggled for a long time but couldn't get out.
"Asshole Russell, you killed me..."
"That day you booked me into the most expensive nightclub in the city, and fucked me for the whole day and night, and then you never showed up again!"
“We agreed to treat us, but we only paid a deposit!”
"I was forced to get drunk with my bare buttocks naked, and was thrown into the laboratory as soon as I woke up..."
Deadpool kept shouting angrily in the ventilation duct, occasionally adding a few curse words about Wade and Russell getting close, which made Duan Xinlan feel bad.
"He...he's Deadpool!?"
Duan Xinlan pointed to the top of her head, and then pointed to the closed laboratory: "If he is Deadpool, then where is this place? Also, how do you know him?"
Girl, you know too much!
Russell's eyes shone faintly, thinking about the possibility of Duan Xinlan dying from the poisonous mouth, and how to make it reasonable.
He took out the Sand Eagle and shot Deadpool in the head. Then he made a fist and coughed lightly, explaining: "To be honest, I'm confused too. Maybe Deadpool got the wrong person."
"But he got your name right?"
"It's just a mistake. He said Russell was the fat little mutant."
"Yeah……"
Duan Xinlan shook her head in disbelief. She was just greedy for Russell's body. It didn't mean that her IQ was directly cleared, nor would she believe whatever Russell said.
She remembered clearly that the two entered this world together, and Russell almost never left under her nose.
So the question becomes, how did Deadpool and Russell know each other?
From the tone of his voice, he seemed to have known each other for a long time, and they were close friends.
The most important thing is, why does Deadpool appear in the Venom movie?
A series of questions flashed through Duan Xinlan's mind, and suddenly she thought of a possibility, and her eyes suddenly became sharp.
"You, you are not Russell, you are a clone?"
Hey, that’s a good reason!
"Haha, now that you have seen through it, I won't hide it anymore!"
Russell laughed sinisterly, and turned the gun head towards Duan Xinlan: "There is no longer Russell in the main god space, it's just me from beginning to end."
"Hey, what are you playing? Get me down quickly."
Wade completed his self-healing and started to hunch in the ventilation duct: "Damn it, little Wilson is getting more and more distracted. The duct is crawling and suddenly it is filled with..."
Bang!
There was a gunshot, and Russell looked at Duan Xinlan again with a stern face: "I'm sorry, don't blame me for being cruel, I only believe that the dead can keep secrets."
There was silence for nearly half a minute, and the atmosphere became increasingly awkward. Duan Xinlan went from being fully alert, to becoming suspicious, and finally gave up her defense, frowned, and started to think.
"Run! With such a big muzzle, you should run!"
"Well, I think... if you want to do something, it doesn't matter whether I run or not."
"Let's try it. It doesn't cost any money anyway."
At this point, it was already difficult to continue the lie. Russell sighed and gave Deadpool a bullet with a bang.
They are all these damn guys, they always like to run around when they have nothing to do, otherwise how could things like this happen today.
The appearance of Deadpool proves that the world in front of us [Venom: Deadly Guardian] is real and not created by the Lord God himself.
Russell got goosebumps all over when he thought that this hypothesis was true.
The reason is very simple. Today the Lord God can send him to Deadpool, and tomorrow he can send Shen Menghan to Artemis, Hecate, Natasha, Yelena, Jennifer, Ashley... and others.
Bah, scumbag!
After thinking about it, Russell suddenly realized that ten fingers were not enough, and couldn't help but cursed secretly in his heart.
"Russell, how did you and Deadpool meet?"
Duan Xinlan stepped forward cautiously, sniffed Russell's nose, raised her hand and poked him twice and said, "Also, why do you deny knowing him? Is there anything wrong with you?"
"It's a shame..."
Russell thought for a while, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with him when he was with Deadpool. After all, what they did was not human.
They ate, drank, whored, gambled, cheated, kidnapped and stole. The two of them did both good and bad things while hanging out, and even led Peter Parker astray.
That is to say, Parker has a strong will, otherwise he would really be a flower spider.
"I don't have any regrets, but... after all, Deadpool is a charlatan, and if word spreads about his acquaintance, it will damage his personal image."
Russell gave a well-founded answer, not to mention quite convincing.
"is that so?"
Duan Xinlan was hesitant, and her intuition told her that Russell must be hiding something.
This is a big secret that Russell doesn't want anyone to know, maybe even Shen Menghan knows.
Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited. If she grasps it well and uses it as a blackmail, maybe...
"Hey hey hey..."
Listening to the laughter, Russell couldn't help but have black lines on his head. Somehow, he could see through Duan Xinlan's despicable and dirty thoughts at a glance.
I couldn't help complaining in my heart, it was the main god's space, otherwise someone like Duan Xinlan would have been fooled by him long ago.
Snap!
Russell violently dragged Deadpool down from the ventilation duct, slapped him twice, and said angrily: "Tell me why you are here. Parker should be in New York."
"Wait, wait a minute!"
Deadpool curled up, covered his crotch with both hands, and bowed his head on the ground for a long time.
Russell: "..."
Duan Xinlan: "..."
"Here's the thing, I don't love Parker anymore. I learned that you were hanging out in San Francisco, so I came here to find you."
Deadpool covered his face with his hands, making a coy look, and suddenly raised his finger to point at Duan Xinlan, and said angrily: "What happened! You actually have a woman outside, what's so good about her, isn't her legs a little longer, and there are two lumps of flesh on her chest? What's so great, she doesn't have the lump of flesh I have..."
Bang!
Russell blew the sand eagle and looked at Duan Xinlan expressionlessly: "Look, this is why I don't want to admit it."
"I generally understand."
The corner of Duan Xinlan's mouth twitched and she said: "But he has good taste and we are a good match. Why don't you think about it again."
"I won't consider it anymore. My body is weak and I can't stand the heavy torture."
Russell replied angrily, and shot a ray of holy light, speeding up Deadpool's self-healing, and continued: "Don't talk nonsense with me. To be honest, are you here just for the venom?"
"On the one hand, it's..."
Deadpool scratched his head and was about to say something earthy and affectionate. Suddenly, a golden light flashed in front of his eyes, and he saw the gold bar shaking in Russell's hand. He immediately said seriously: "As expected of you, you understand me!"
After receiving the gold bar, Deadpool immediately turned on the truth mode: "Okay, I have to admit, I did come to this world for Peter."
"Come to this world, what do you mean, can you travel through it?"
Duan Xinlan was surprised and suddenly remembered the setting that Deadpool could break the fourth wall, and was even more surprised.
"Man, your girlfriend looks a bit..."
Deadpool raised his hand and nodded on his head: "You know, that's what it means."
"No, she is not my girlfriend. To be precise...well, she is my girlfriend's friend."
"Is there such a good thing?"
Deadpool's eyes widened when he heard this: "Damn it, why don't I have such a girlfriend's friend? If my girlfriend's friend sees me, he will be like a mother in heat..."
Bang!
Deadpool woke up with severe pain in his cheek. After harvesting the second gold bar, he stopped talking nonsense and complained: "The Peter family in this world is perfect except for his dead uncle; the marriage is happy except that his wife is Mary Jane."
, everything else is perfect.”
"so?"
"So he refused to join my team and even beat me up. You know, I couldn't bear to be rough with him at all... I'll reserve this sentence for now..."
Click!
"That's right, I'm here to find Venom!"
With the muzzle of the gun pressed against his head, Deadpool acted decisively and stopped his dirty jokes: "Man, things are different now! As long as you are here, Venom is nothing, it is just a spare tire."
"You mean, I am Bei..."
"Ahem!"
Hearing Duan Xinlan's coughing reminder next to him, Russell immediately flew into a rage. Damn Deadpool actually used a verbal trap to set him up.
"Calm down, Russell, there are too many brains on the ground. If you keep shooting like this, the only ones who will be unlucky are the cleaning staff in the laboratory."
After a lot of back and forth, Deadpool, for the sake of the gold bar, promised to shut up and stop talking nonsense.
At the same time, the two reached an agreement that Deadpool would never mention their past again.
"Oh, it seems I'm late. One of the three symbiotes has already died. This lump of yellow... I remember it's called 'Swallow' in the comics."
Deadpool clicked his tongue and shook his head: "Poor guy, it was so hard for the Venom family to be brought to the big screen, but they disappeared as soon as they showed up."
Duan Xinlan felt her scalp numb as she listened to the plot characters talking about the plot, always feeling uncomfortable in various ways.
"There is another guy. According to my many years of experience in reading comics, he must be the 'whip'. This guy has good abilities and can conjure many small tentacles. Hehehehe..."
Deadpool said and started to rub his hands: "Although it has great abilities, Deadpool still loves Venom. There is no way, who makes Venom his father!"
In the closed laboratory, there were two experimental subjects, both homeless people caught by the Life Foundation from the roadside, and they were given venom and whip respectively.
Deadpool ignored the whip, split open the glass door with two knives, and threw himself at Venom's host.
"Venom, my dear, Uncle Deadpool is here... Oh, oh, oh, don't run away!"
The moment Deadpool broke through the door, venom burst out of the homeless man's body, and a ball of sticky liquid moved around to avoid Deadpool's various attacks.
He is reluctant, has a very strong character, and is very determined to refuse to obey.
The picture was too horrific to look at. Russell covered his face and didn't want to look at it. Duan Xinlan next to him did the same.
At this moment, the sound of the door being pushed was heard outside the laboratory, and two sneaky footsteps approached cautiously.
On the ground, Venom was stunned for a moment, then swooped in the direction of the comer.