Chapter 1263 The problem is very serious, it is useless to worry
"Alien symbiote!?"
Eddie's eyes widened, as if it was the first time he had heard of such a ridiculous thing, and he said innocently: "Sir, have you found the wrong person? I have never heard of any alien symbiote."
Click!
Russell didn't waste any time, he just pulled out the Sand Eagle and pointed the black gun at Eddie.
Eddie:\(tдt)/
Under the gun, Eddie was very happy to be cowardly. With a serious face, he said that Russell could just ask whatever he wanted to know, and he promised to tell him everything without even frowning.
"Humph, coward!"
"If you weren't being pointed at gunpoint, of course you wouldn't be a coward!"
Hearing the voice in his head, Eddie immediately yelled back, and found Russell's playful eyes, and immediately explained: "Sir, calm down, don't shake your hands, I'm not talking to you."
"I know you are talking to the symbiote in your body."
After finishing speaking, Russell saw Eddie's confused face and slightly shook the muzzle of the gun. The other person immediately raised his chest and raised his head, and raised his slightly drooped hands high again.
A textbook-level surrender with hands raised, the posture is very standard.
Eddie is indeed confused. Today is the first day that he and Venom have been together, and the two parties have not actually met each other.
Eddie didn't know that he was possessed. A series of weird symptoms, such as hunger, high fever, and confusion, were all defined by him as being infected with an alien virus.
Without further explanation, Russell pursed his lips and whistled, and the abnormal sound waves hit Eddie directly, causing his whole body to tremble violently.
Amidst the buzzing sound, Eddie's expression alternated between ferocious and painful, and a large black and white face flashed repeatedly.
Finally, unable to bear the vibration of the ultrasonic waves, Venom jumped out and pounced towards Russell with its bloody mouth.
boom!
A ball of flame lit up, and Duan Xinlan stood in front of Russell, with high-temperature flames blooming between her five fingers.
Venom screamed and retracted into Eddie's body.
Ultrasound and high temperature are the biggest weaknesses of symbionts. They can not only forcefully separate them from their hosts, but also cause serious damage to them.
Of course, with the symbiote's unlimited evolutionary potential, both of these weaknesses can be overcome.
Not yet. Venom has just arrived on Earth not long ago, and its weaknesses are very obvious.
"Then...what is that!?"
Eddie's face turned pale, and he could clearly see the black sticky substance coming out of his body. He also had a devilish face, and his whole body was in bad shape.
"Alien symbionts usually appear in liquid form and need to be combined with the host to survive and give the host powerful superpowers."
Russell put away the sand eagle and briefly talked about his super powers: "Super speed, super strength, endurance, self-healing ability, etc. It can even strengthen the host's genes and double its original abilities..."
"Uh, is it life-threatening?"
Eddie pursed his dry lips, feeling like he was dying, and his heart was beating.
"Of course, not everyone is qualified to be a host. If you are unlucky enough to ascend to heaven on the spot, only a one-in-a-million chance can..."
"You can become a host, right?"
Eddie took the words, his heart in his throat.
"No, we can survive for a while."
"how so……"
Eddie sat down on the ground. He is a very realistic person. If you say that superpowers are life-threatening, he will not be greedy immediately.
"Eddie, in fact, you don't have to panic at all. Just surviving for a few days has nothing to do with you."
"You have a way to cure me, right?"
Eddie's eyes suddenly brightened and he saw the hope of life again.
"no."
"???"
A string of question marks floated across Eddie's forehead, and the conversation became increasingly unintelligible.
"What I mean is that other hosts can live for a few more days, but you are completely different. You should burp tonight."
Russell tried to persuade Eddie not to worry. The problem was serious and there was no point in worrying: "While there is still time, hurry up and use your credit card. Anyway, you won't have to pay it back in the future."
"Why?"
Eddie was extremely sad and angry, and said unconvinced: "Why can others survive for a few days, but I can't survive tonight? What's wrong with me?"
"Let the facts be reasonable. The symbiote in your body was stolen. The Life Foundation came to the door. Can you survive tonight?"
Eddie: "..."
It makes so much sense!
"But I don't know anything. I just went to take a few photos."
Eddie said dryly, looking at Russell with wide eyes, hoping to get protection from the mysterious department.
"Boy, you look too cowardly!"
Deadpool dug his head out of the closet, took two steps forward and came to Eddie, raised his hand and patted his face: "Come on, you have a face like Bane, that's the way to interrupt Batman."
How can a tough guy with a spine be so cowardly?"
"???"
Eddie wanted to ask just now, who is this idiot? Judging from the style of the painting, he is not an agent of the mysterious department!
"I am Deadpool, the superhero who stole the symbiote with you last night. By the way, I was also the one who sent you home and covered you with a quilt."
"fbeepk!!"
Eddie only felt a local tightening and blurted out an intimate interaction. Then he thought of something: "What do you mean by stealing the symbiote together? Have I ever done this?"
"certainly."
Deadpool's face flashed with a green and ferocious whip-like face, which made Eddie tremble again.
He cast a sympathetic look and said puzzledly: "Man, since you are also parasitized, why are you still so... so active?"
Eddie originally wanted to say 'shit', but when he saw that Deadpool had a knife and a gun, he decided to be polite.
"We are different. I am a perfect host and there is no need to worry about my life."
Deadpool said rudely, "It's just a symbiote. He has passed through it countless times."
He can put it on when he wants, and take it off when he wants. The symbiote has always avoided him. When has he ever been afraid of it?
Sha Diao, you are so confident!
"But, what about the Life Foundation? They will send people to recover the alien parasites, but won't they still die in the end?"
"Boy, show the courage you had when you broke Batman's spine. You are already a superman. No matter how many ordinary people come, they can't hurt you."
Deadpool patted Eddie on the shoulder and taught him his experience as a superhero.
Russell frowned as he watched from the side. With his attitude of recruiting his younger brother, was he preparing to recruit Eddie to join the X-Special Forces... Sand Sculpture Special Forces Team?
If this is the case, will Eddie's generation of venom become a fool?
What, Eddie is just a jerk?
Oh, no problem then!
Deadpool spoke loudly, with saliva spraying into his mask. Eddie nodded repeatedly, feeling that the door to a new world had opened.
Then, the door rang.
Bang bang bang————
"The people from the Life Foundation are here. Go and open the door. Today, Uncle Deadpool will tell you what a superhero is."
After saying that, Deadpool saw that Eddie was as cowardly as a quail, and immediately taunted him and walked to the door with steps that he didn't recognize.
Bang!
"Ahhhh!!"
A bullet passed through the wooden door and exploded on Deadpool's forehead. Eddie next to him screamed and jumped up from the ground in fright.
The door was violently kicked open, and eight guys covered in black entered. The infrared ray on the stun gun's sight was aimed at Eddie, Russell, and Duan Xinlan.
Eddie:\(tдt)/
He felt that Russell was right, tonight was his death anniversary, so there was no need to worry about whether the world would end tomorrow.
Great, I don’t have to pay the credit card bill this month!
"Eddie, what are you doing?"
"Raise your hands."
"Your behavior makes us look cowardly!"
"I don't……"
"You have!"
In his mind, Venom's voice sounded again, and he controlled his hands to put down.
\(tдt)/…/(tдt)\…\(tдt)/…
Eddie struggled hard and had a strong desire to survive. The venom repeatedly interfered and he was desperate to save face.
"That's enough. Didn't you say nothing when you were pointed at a gun just now?"
Seeing that the man in black across from him had an unkind look on his face and was armed with real guns and live ammunition, Eddie was immediately furious, thinking that Venom's double-standard behavior was shameful, and that the man in black across from him also wanted to save face!
"Shut up, that person is different..."
Venomous Baba explained that Russell could make him raise his hands in the air without even having a fart, but what qualifications did these ordinary people in front of him have? Are they worthy?
Seeing that Eddie couldn't hold up the wall, the venom directly took over his body. A ball of black mucus extended its sharp claws and grabbed the man in black in front of him as a shield. When he swung it, he was like a one-on-one.
When dealing with a monster like Venom at close range, firearms and weapons are basically useless. Not to mention the effects of whether bullets hit or miss, the speed of Venom alone cannot keep up with the neurological reactions of ordinary people.
After a fancy operation, Venom knocked down all the men in black, and suddenly found himself standing by the door.
He glanced at Russell secretly, feeling that he had great hope of escape, and ran away without a trace.
There was loud gunfire in the building, and eight men in black stood up, contacted the headquarters of the Life Foundation, sent back the recorded video, and then pointed their guns at Russell and Duan Xinlan.
Orders were given from above to capture the parasitic Eddie alive, bring back the body of the parasitic Deadpool, and deal with Russell and Duan Xinlan on the spot.
There is no way, passers-by know too much.
Russell sat calmly on the sofa, raised his finger and pointed behind the people: "Friendly reminder, a certain idiot failed to show off, and is currently in grief and indignation. Your lives are in danger."
What a joke, I will turn around if you ask me to. Do I look that stupid?
Several people were filled with contempt and were about to pull the trigger when suddenly there was a rustling sound in their ears and a green tentacle wrapped around their necks.
Cool.
The next second, the world was spinning, the men in black felt pain all over their bones, and soon lost consciousness.
Deadpool was standing in the field dressed in red and green, with eight tentacles extending from his back, each with a man in black hanging on it.
After defeating the gang of men in black, Deadpool groaned and was still not satisfied. Listening to the distant roar of the motorcycle, he jumped out of the window, found a small pink motorcycle from nowhere, and chased after them.
"Russell, can you pass the plot this time...can you pass it smoothly?"
Duan Xinlan frowned slightly. Suddenly there was a troublemaking deadpool, and the plot would definitely go astray.
She has always had a question, even if Deadpool in the Lord God's world has the ability to travel back and forth, why does he still have the previous memories and remember Russell who did the mission?
The Supergirl team also had plot characters who repeated missions in the world, and no one even remembered who they were!