Chapter 1267 Don't be afraid, we are not bad people
The private plane docked at the Queens International Airport in New York, and Russell, Deadpool, and Duan Xinlan got off the plane.
This private jet belonged to Drake, and this guy decided to start a new life. When he heard that Russell needed a means of transportation, he immediately asked his younger brother to contact the airport, and the money was able to clear the way, and everything was settled in an instant.
Compared with having a manned spaceship rocket take off at any time, arranging the route of an airplane is nothing at all.
Money ability is so unreasonable.
Eddie didn't come. New York was his sad place, and his relationship with Parker was very average. Russell didn't take the initiative to invite him, so he just pretended that he didn't know anything.
Now we are discussing the matter of reporting with Derek. Derek bought a high-definition camera and sent a special person to accompany Eddie to 'secretly photograph' the evidence of the crime. He must be asked to take a clear picture of the illegal activities of the Life Foundation.
Although Eddie didn't understand what happened, as long as he was happy with the good things that came to his door, why bother with so much.
The only thing that troubled him was his ex-girlfriend. He wanted to get back together and get her warm embrace back, but when he thought about the superior conditions of his current boyfriend, he couldn't muster the courage to make a phone call.
There was no way, the gap was disappointing, and Eddie had no confidence at all.
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The camera returns to New York. Ever since the news of Spider-Man's tragic death came out, the whole city has been shocked.
The death of a superhero who had been guarding New York for ten years, and a superhero with extremely high public support like Spider-Man, caused a sensation no different than a major earthquake.
That night, New Yorkers spontaneously walked out of their homes and put on Spider-Man masks to mourn the passing of the superhero.
At the same time, Spider-Man's identity was revealed. Peter Parker, a twenty-six-year-old graduate student and part-time photographer for a newspaper, had a wife named Mary Jane...
"This is what makes me most unhappy. Parker's wife is actually Mary Jane. That woman is not worthy of him at all!"
On the streets of Queens, Deadpool was walking with his legs spread apart. A Spider-Man mask came from the kid's head and he put it on his own mask.
In the background, there is a howling child.
Bullying a child, achievement +1.
Russell was much better than him. When he passed by the store, he swiped his credit card to buy a spider hood, and then put it on... Duan Xinlan's head.
Duan Xinlan "..."
Since it was a gift, I didn't care.
"Wade, stop complaining. The plot of this world, I mean the plot of Parker's death, did anything make you think of anything?"
"Ah, I know, the comic-style Spider-Man Parallel Universe, if you are right, this is the animated movie."
Deadpool shrugged and said sourly, "It's quite cool, but I still like Deadpool. The Canadians did a good job, the plot is full of evil, and the box office in North America during the opening weekend was as high as 13.5 billion US dollars..."
Deadpool started bragging about his independent movie again, but he said helplessly that he was too charming and there was nothing he could do about it.
Unlike Russell's direct disregard, Duan Xinlan only felt extremely horrified. After two days together, she still couldn't get used to Deadpool's ability to break the fourth wall.
This is a good thing. If you are used to Deadpool, you will basically be a fool.
Russell didn't speak, and was recalling the plot of Spider-Man's Parallel Universe. Kingpin, the underground crime boss in New York City, spent money to build a super collider to open tunnels to other universes.
Kingpin's purpose is to resurrect his wife and children. The word "resurrection" is not appropriate, because the wife and children in the current universe are indeed dead, and the wives and children in other universes belong to Kingpin in other universes.
To put it simply, Kingpin’s wife and son are gone, so he wants to snatch his wife and son from other universes.
He is worthy of being a big brother on the road, so domineering!
Originally, the Kingpin spent a lot of money to invest in scientific research. This kind of thing is worth encouraging. To steal his wife and son from other universes, outsiders have no business.
But the problem is that the super collider is not perfect and lacks certain stabilizing elements.
Forcibly activating it is equivalent to establishing an artificial black hole. Not to mention the danger, it will also cause the multi-dimensional world to overlap and squeeze, bringing about some weird things.
Such as Spider-Man.
The Spider-Man of this world, Peter Parker, was killed by Kingpin while preventing the super collider experiment.
Before leaving, he rescued a boy who was also bitten by a spider, and entrusted the important task of crushing Kingpin's conspiracy to this novice, who even survived his uncle.
On the other side, five Spider-Man from other universes have visited this world one after another, and a justice team is being formed...
According to the current progress of the plot, Parker had just died not long ago, and the body was still warm. Russell was thinking of ways to bring him back to life.
Just think of it as helping Deadpool. Rather than seeing Parker resurrected, the little Wilsons will be very happy and greet Parker enthusiastically.
Although the picture was a bit unsightly, Russell wanted to see it.
"Oh, after talking about Deadpool 1, let's talk about Deadpool 2 again. This is the most successful R-rated movie sequel in history..."
After coming back to his senses, Russell found that Deadpool was still bragging about himself. The audience was Duan Xinlan wearing a Spider-Man mask. The weird scene made people want to complain, but they didn't know where to start.
"Stay away from him, otherwise you will become a fool."
Russell pulled Duan Xinlan to prevent her from falling into the abyss. Deadpool's mental pollution was not just talk, it was a real blow to his intelligence.
"Uh-huh!"
Duan Xinlan nodded repeatedly, and the little bird leaned next to Russell.
"Hey, you are jealous, jealous that I have female fans."
Deadpool immediately became dissatisfied, shook his head and said, "It's useless, Mr. Deadpool has female fans all over the world, you can't even stop..."
"Broken!"
"?"
Deadpool took out a pen and paper, drew a big question mark, and held it high above his head.
"Deadpool's R-rated movie box office record has been broken, and that man is called the Joker."
Russell stabbed Deadpool's vital part with a knife, causing an alarming amount of bleeding. Deadpool instantly fell to his knees, hammering the ground, howling and screaming.
"It's not like this, it shouldn't be like this, it's only been a few days, why is the happy time so short..."
"Don't worry about him?"
Looking at Deadpool who was talking to himself and turning gray, Duan Xinlan asked in a low voice.
"It doesn't matter. Just leave him alone for a while. If you ignore him, that will be trouble."
Russell curled his lips, opened his telepathy, determined a location, and pulled Deadpool's leg towards the destination.
Peter Parker's funeral scene!
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"What I love most about Parker is that he makes everyone stronger. Because of the mask, Spider-Man can be anyone..."
At the funeral site, several streets were blocked off and thousands of mourners were seen, each wearing a Spider-Man mask.
The person speaking was Peter's wife Mary Jane, and standing behind him was Peter's Aunt May, the old lady's version of May Parker, not the one who dated Lot Downey Jr.
Russell dragged Deadpool into the venue, and the people listening to the speech in front gave way. Upon seeing this, two police officers enthusiastically stepped forward to lead the way, guiding Russell to the church in the backcourt, where a coffin was placed in the middle.
Peter Parker is lying inside.
The sudden resurrection at the funeral scene must be very interesting.
"Russell, what did you do to those people? They all..."
Seeing Parker's coffin, Deadpool jumped up and gestured with his hands, "This ability reminds me of Professor X. Don't tell me you can do it too."
"Why not, if I thought, your fans around the world would instantly forget who Deadpool is."
Plop!
Deadpool didn't say anything, he knelt down and hugged Russell's thigh. If you had any offences in the past, please forget them immediately.
"Don't block the road. I want to resurrect Parker, right here at the funeral site."
"Resurrection?" x2
Duan Xinlan was stunned for a long time after hearing this. Deadpool was just stunned for a moment before he came back to his senses and was resurrected. It was Marvel's normal operation. Considering that Russell opened the gate of heaven when he played Apocalypse, there is nothing surprising.
Russell raised his hand and pushed open the coffin. Inside was Parker with his hands clasped on his chest, his face as peaceful as if he was asleep.
"The voice and face are still there, and the smile is forever. Parker, what will I do if you leave like this..."
Deadpool burst into tears and burst into tears. Although that's not what he meant, if you delete the pornographic jokes and beautify it, it's probably the same.
Russell slapped the sand sculpture away and frowned at Parker in the coffin. Considering that he was beaten to death by Kingpin's small fist, the body must have been taken care of by a beautician before being put into the coffin.
A drop of viscous blood floated up, and while Duan Xinlan was stunned and Deadpool screamed, it gradually expanded into a ball of white flesh, and finally shrank into the shape of Parker.
The kind without clothes.
Deadpool howls louder!
Duan Xinlan had seen Russell pilot Unit 1 before, and Duan Xinlan was very familiar with this scene. The reason why she was dumbfounded was because she thought that Russell had a tube of Yingyingying's blood in his hand.
Since Russell can use a drop of Parker's blood to reshape his body, does that mean...
Duan Xinlan's forehead sank for no reason, and Duan Xinlan knew that she was not the one who deserved to sink, but the captain treated her like a sister, so she had to sink.
Snap!
Russell clenched his fingers tightly, and Parker's body exploded in the air, turning into black sludge and evaporating.
"Russell, what are you doing? Can't you be gentler?"
Deadpool was furious. He was almost, just a little bit away from having close contact with Parker.
"He's not Parker. Someone changed the body. The one in the coffin... looks just like him."
Russell shook his head, raised his hand to close the coffin lid, and said slowly, "It's really embarrassing for those people. They found a scapegoat in such a short time."
Spider-Man Peter Parker, the research value of his body can be imagined. No matter what the purpose is, it will not and cannot be buried in the ground.
Even though he is a superhero and has saved New York many times.
Russell didn't bother to care who took Parker's body. He raised his hand and pointed at the church roof, swung it down suddenly, and pulled down a white figure.
"she is……"
Duan Xinlan's eyes lit up. The black and white Spider-Man uniform, white hood and mask, and blue dancing shoes were Gwen Stacy, the Spider-Man from another universe.
"Hey hey hey..."
Deadpool rubbed his hands and stepped forward, lifting his belt midway, "Don't be afraid, little sister, I..."
Seeing that this guy was about to make a pornographic joke, Russell shot him in the head with a hearty smile, "Don't be afraid, little sister, we are not bad people!"