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Peter Porker is commonly known as Spider-Pig, and his hero codename is Spider-Ham, because Porker means edible pig.
In the world it is located in, everyone is drawn in American cartoon style, and everyone is an animal, including superheroes/villains.
Captain America is a cat, Iron Man is a mouse, Black Panther is a panda, Mary Jane is a buffalo, Ant-Man...
They are really ants.
Pork is a little spider raised by scientist May Pork. Because of the experiment, Aunt May became extremely violent and radioactive. She grabbed Pork and bit her hard.
This transforms Pork from a spider into a pig, while retaining his spider abilities.
It sounds a lot like a tanuki eating the Renren Fruit...
Closer to home, the weird setting does not affect Porco's power. Because of the cartoon style, it can take out all kinds of weird props from its pocket anytime and anywhere.
If we were to rank him based on his strength, he might be the strongest... no, the buggiest among all Spider-Man.
However, success is also a painting style, and failure is also a painting style.
Pork is very powerful, but he focuses all his energy on being funny, lacks the desire to kill, and his actual output is very average.
Including newcomer Miles, a total of seven Spider-Man gathered together, and naturally there was a burst of bragging and spanking.
The scene was too grand. Deadpool, who was in the late stage of spider control, stretched out his tentacles and pretended to be an eight-clawed spider to sneak into the scene, but was kicked out mercilessly by the middle-aged Parker.
Deadpool is shameless, and the Spider-Man insists on rejecting aliens. After a series of accidents, Deadpool's belt is loosened, revealing Octopus's true identity, and the scene becomes even more cheerful.
Russell ignored the farce around him and refused to admit that Deadpool's identity exposure had anything to do with him. He blocked the spider mecha in a corner, rubbed his hands together and tried to figure it out... for some research.
Because of the telepathic link, Penny Parker received the distress signal from the spider in the mecha and immediately stepped forward to stop Russell's atrocities.
"Don't be afraid, little sister, big brother promises not to mess around. Let me know, I am Spider-Man from a certain dimension. Everyone calls me Iron Spider-Man. Here, this is my web launcher."
Russell held down Penny's little head, and as he turned his wrist, the yelling Penny also turned, and was easily pushed into the audience.
The combat effectiveness is very impressive.
"You are not allowed to touch my mecha. Also, you are not Spider-Man at all."
Penny didn't believe Russell's lies. There was a special connection between Spider-Man and Spider-Man. It could be said that they could recognize each other as the same kind when they met each other.
Russell's kind...
With all due respect to Penny, at first glance I thought he was a villain!
If you look closely, it looks more like it!
"I told you, don't be afraid. I, Iron Spider, also rely on mechas for my livelihood. This is my steel suit. How about it? It's cool, isn't it?"
Russell held down Penny's head and turned it around. When she was dizzy, he took out the Deathstroke Armor and threw it aside.
Penny's eyes were dazzled, and there was a mecha in front of her. It was cold and murderous, and it was completely different from her spider mecha.
The blue light in Deathstroke Armor's eyes lit up. After the program started, he lowered his head and looked at Penny.
"Hey, where did you get it from?"
Penny stared at it with big eyes and small eyes. Suddenly, a spider appeared on the back of her hand. When she looked around, Russell had already dissected the spider mecha.
"Ahhhh——"
…
Five minutes later, Russell reassembled the spider mecha amid Penny's cries. While harvesting the internal technology, he also completed the achievement of bullying Luoli.
"Stop crying, you won't suffer any loss..."
As he spoke, Russell felt that the lines were not quite right. He clenched his fist and coughed lightly, then continued: "I added some new things to it to strengthen the mecha's attack and defense. This kind of pie-in-the-sky good thing is not common."
"Liar, you just hit it a few times with a hammer."
Penny sniffed and labeled Russell a super villain.
"So you are too young and some technologies are too science fiction for you to understand."
Russell put away the hammer and didn't mention the specific renovation project. Penny didn't ask, thinking Russell was bragging.
She checked the mecha to make sure there was no fault, then stuffed the spider back in.
Through telepathy, the spider told her that there was an extra red button on the console, and the symbol was a black skull.
"What's this?"
"The self-destruct button will kill you with the enemy at the critical moment. Be careful not to touch it."
"Ah ah ah, don't pretend to be such a dangerous thing!"
Penny grabbed her hair and yelled, and the unloved Deadpool came closer to the Deathstroke armor. He looked more and more familiar.
"Russell, are you still studying mechas?"
Deadpool touched here and there, and then started to cry loudly: "I know, this is the death knell uniform... Sure enough, even it has changed, my youth is gone, and the oath of eternal love..."
Bang!
Russell skillfully drew his gun and killed the hermaphrodite, and he scolded her with every move. He could not have done so freely without repeated practice.
Duan Xinlan tilted her head, looked at Russell, and then looked at her positioning watch.
It had been some time since she had been in this world, and not only had no teammates appeared, but there was also no trace of other reincarnations. It was as if the Lord God had specially customized a world for her and Russell.
If it were before, Duan Xinlan would definitely be so excited that she would find an opportunity to attack at night and put some green on her captain's head.
But now...
It still needs to be renovated. After passing this village, there will be no such store.
But when she thought about how she was hooked on Russell and was taken in, and the Lord God created a world just for Russell, her thoughts started to wander.
Her brain was limited and she couldn't think of the key points, so she decided to take another look.
Well, a closer look!
"Hey hey hey..."
Hearing laughter, Deadpool instantly raised his head, feeling like he had met someone of the same kind.
…
"This is the Fisk Building, Kingpin's home base, and the headquarters of his foundation. Currently, a ceremony is being held... uh..."
Kingpin was holding a memorial service for Parker, and almost all the New York media were present. In addition, there were also some celebrities, philanthropists, celebrities, politicians and officials. It was like a charity dinner.
Looking at the picture on the supercomputer display, Parker scratched his head and said speechlessly: "Damn it, he actually said that he and I were good brothers, and we were still very close, and he even wanted to hold a memorial service for a week!"
"In a sense, it's true. You did pester him for a long time."
Russell nodded in affirmation: "Spider-Man is chasing after Kingpin, and Kingpin is thinking about Spider-Man day and night. You see, it makes perfect sense."
"Ignore the memorial service for now, the super collider is under the Fisk Building, and there is an elevator that goes directly underground."
Parker held the newly made overwriting key: "My plan is very simple. Rush in, defeat Kingpin and his lackeys, send everyone back to their respective worlds, and then destroy the collider. That's it, who else wants to
Any additions?”
“Simple and crude!”
“Very ordinary.”
"Do you have a more detailed plan? You can only call it an outline."
"Yes, the number of words is too few, please write more words!"
"No, it's that simple."
Parker looked at the rhythmic Russell in the crowd speechlessly. Others didn't know how terrible Russell was. He could see clearly in hell. A group of devils and even lord-level hell demons. No matter how many they came, they were all given for free. They were all beaten on the ground.
scum.
With such big legs, he could make some kind of invasion plan, just rush in and be done with it.
Parker was confident, and the other Spider-Man's figured it out. After all, there were seven Spider-Man, and there was nothing to fear in numbers.
Speaking of the seven Spider-Man, everyone looked down at Miles, who pointed his fingertips with both hands, wanting to go but fearing that he would be a hindrance.
Once, when a savior's responsibility lay before him, Miles hesitated.
Now, Parker wants to take back this responsibility. Miles is relieved, but at the same time he hates his own weakness.
He also wants to be a superhero or something.
"It's okay, just take it with you!"
When no one spoke, Russell took the initiative to speak: "He has been bitten by a radioactive spider. From now on, he will either be a superhero or a super villain. Bring him some experience, and let him see the miserable situation of a villain being beaten by a group of superheroes. When he turns black in the future,
It’s a good idea to weigh how many pounds you have.”
"Well, we are not fighting in a group."
Middle-aged Parker added, and the other Spider-Man nodded.
"I understand, we are all people who have been through this before, so we need to work as a team, right?"
Russell also nodded: "As a crime buster, I have also been a superhero for a long time. I have a good reputation and am often invited to join some justice teams, such as the Avengers, X-Men, and the Justice League.
"
Everyone scratched their ears and pretended not to hear. They rejected the superhero Russell.
Deadpool snorted coldly, looked at the heartless Russell, and reminded: "Don't forget, there was also the X-Force. We were so close at that time, and we even dragged Parker to whoring together..."
Bang!
Russell put down the sand eagle with a serious face: "Time waits for no one, start taking action quickly!"
A group of people quickly left the Spider Cave. Russell dragged Deadpool's body at the end. Duan Xinlan tiptoed forward and said, "Hey, I just heard it. You were having a lot of fun outside!"
"Nothing, when I met Wade before, it was in the old version of the Spider-Man trilogy, which happened to coincide with Peter Parker's lovelorn..."
Russell was not afraid of the slanting shadow, and explained: "Mary Jane in the movie is too bitchy. Sometimes she loves this, and sometimes she loves that. Wade and I both felt that she was not good enough for Parker, so we took her out to relax."
"So, what are you going to do with me?"
"How is that possible? I'm not a womanizer!"
Russell said angrily: "Take you as an example, I didn't even ask for it when it was delivered to my door."
Duan Xinlan: "..."
This example was so convincing that as a client, she was speechless.
"I don't believe it. You must have done something wrong to the captain. I want to report it to her."
Duan Xinlan tried a question, but seeing Russell's indifferent expression, she stepped forward and said, "It's easy for me to keep your secret for you. As long as I do something that's sorry for the captain, I won't tell anyone."
Russell: "..."
You little brain melon seeds, how clever do you think they are? Open them and show me.